#peak insanity

[yumiiyummech]

am i insane?

i think its indescribable how badly i want an irl HERO. hes just so hauiwhduiaefug

BUT LOOK AT HIM.

[nyasmodei]

vtuber oshi list, because I need a place to gather the subjects of my insanity:

{ ✧ – fuckin love these guys, • – fuckin like these guys }

NIJISANJI:

✧ Doppio Dropscythe

✧ Enna Alouette

✧ Fulgur Ovid

✧ Millie Parfait

✧ Vantacrow Bringer

✧ Reimu Endou

✧ Aia Amare

✧ Meloco Kyoran

✧ Victoria Brightshield

✧ Kunai Nakasato

✧ Maria Marionette

✧ Shirayuki Tomoe (JP)

• Klara Charmwood

• Kotoka Torahime

• Finana Ryugu

• Claude Clawmark

• Ver Vermillion

• Ren Zotto

• Uki Violeta

[ o7 Pomu Rainpuff, Mika Melatika, Selen Tatsuki, Nina Kosaka, and Kyo Kaneko.]

holoPro:

✧ all of Holostars EN. yes, all of them.

✧ Raora Panthera

✧ Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame

✧ Aragami Oga (JP)

✧ Hiodoshi Ao (JP)

✧ Arurandeisu (JP)

✧ Ouro Kronii

✧ Kobo Kanaeru (ID)

✧ Kureiji Ollie (ID)

✧ Kaela Kovalskia (ID)

✧ Nerissa Ravencroft

✧ Takane Lui (JP)

• Koseki Bijou

• Inugami Korone (JP)

• Houshou Marine (JP)

• Nino'mae Ina'nis

• Usada Pekora (JP)

[ o7 Magni Dezmond, and Vesper Noir.]

VShojo:

✧ Michi Mochievee

✧ Matara Kan

• Henya The Genius (JP/EN)

• Ironmouse

FSP:

✧ Zander Netherbrand

• Gale Galleon

• Lucien Lunaris

Indie:

✧ Sansin

✧ Maid Mint

✧ Randon Neuring

✧ Caspurr Catacini

✧ Quinn Benet (he does count, right?)

✧ Dokibird

✧ Kuni

✧ Rin Penrose

• Isaa Corva

• Juniper Actias

• U–san

[sirensskai]

Real conversation that happened in my family:

*Getting exited playing sims 2* “I’m pregnant!”

“What?”

“I mean in THE SIMS with my SIM husband not irl!” 😭😭😭

[mikavlcs]

Why is everything happening to me😭 my mom just hit two cars and I was called to pick her up from jail because she fucking slapped one of the police who came to yk asses the situation during the accident ig?? She says he only wanted to have her pay for the ladies' damages because was being racist because she's Mexican but... I saw the pictures. From all angles. And... There was definitely damage.

So I walked out with her going "He's just evil and racist, I'm not paying shit." Mind you, this officer (there were a few I'm guessing but he's the only one I heard about and talked to) is a Mexican man.

Idk why she's so pressed tbh because she knows I'm going to pay it.

I wish I could say I'm joking about this entire thing.

It's kind of funny ngl

And the Chihuahua I was telling you about just popped out of nowhere when I was just minding my own business and bit me so when I bent down to flick his forehead he bit my hand😭😭

-🦕

THIS IS SO 😭💀

you’re really just having the worst week omfg… the entire situation with your mom is insane. she’s so unserious??? like it’s not even funny (i giggled tho i won’t lie) the fact that you have to pay for it is bullshit though? like what’s up with that…

and i’m sorry but…LMAO the dog really said “oh you’re having a bad day? lemme make it worse” omg 😭😭

[youpieceofwasabi]

Teaching an AI is scary. One second it stays in character, then it throws ridiculous rizz at you.

(An attempt to make WM characters AI since nobody has done it yet much to my dismay).

[spicyraeman]

think all those dance lessons from wyll paid off..

[d-a-n-n-y-y]

Seen some of these types of francis fanarts where he killed those D.D.D guys so i thought i make one myself🔥/hj

(edit: original😭)

[aridante]

Diane, it’s 4:10 in the afternoon at the scene of the crime. Here’s something we haven’t seen before: a mound of dirt, approximately a foot and a half in diameter. On the top is a gold necklace with a gold heart—correction, half a gold heart. At the base of the mound of dirt is a torn piece of news print written with the words, which appear to be in blood: “fire walk with me.”   

TWIN PEAKS dir. David Lynch 1.01 – “Northwest Passage” (April 8th, 1990)

[straylaughs]

neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme

[candyapplemacchiato]

found out today that Weird Al was almost Lucifer's VA and promptly lost my mind. Hell's Greatest Dad was almost a polka and im so upset about the fact that i can genuinely still HEAR the polka inspiration in it

[wuntrum]

"meanwhile" by sachin teng, gouache on cold press paper, 2018

[alias-anythinguplease]

me when i unironically start learning a language and listening to music in said language for him ...

[norithedoggo]

notsure how this came to be but yippee!!!!! quirrel just FITS crystal peak i cant explain it.

[306saint]

trash tarot update

[egggelatin]

fly baby crow

[inheroes--wetrust]

i just had to steal this from twitter because this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life. the MOST divorced couple of all time.