#pcov kenny

[everythingwasnormalhere]

kenny dresses like shit as a teen and everyone thinks its cuz he cant afford better stuff but then as an adult he keeps dressing like shit. just more expensive

[0harpies]

Ohh my god

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

The narrative that Kenny got pissed and estranged from his 3 main friends, and then had his right hand man be Butters who ALSO got estranged from everyone he knew, and have them work together on a project to go back to the past and change things is so tragic and beautiful and fucking batshit insane that it all happened off-screen with no elaboration and Matt and Trey just did that thinking I'd be okay with it which I'm not

[deadkennys]

growing up // growing apart // missing pieces // put back together

Text sources: Stand by Me (1986) / "Ribs" by Lorde / "Buzzcut Season" by Lorde / "Liability" by Lorde / Alida Nugent - You Don’t Have to Like Me: Essays on Growing Up, Speaking Out and Finding Feminism / Undertale / Richard Siken, "The Worm King's Lullaby" / Homestuck / The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater / "Bang the Doldrums" by Fall Out Boy / Fredrik Backman, Us Against You / "Christmas Kids" by Roar / "Two Slow Dancers" by Mitski / "Everything I Wanted" by Billie Eilish / Richard Siken, "Snow and Dirty Rain"

[cyndrastic]

aight update on the future au:

polls not over yet but it’s leaning heavily at McCormick, so i’ll give you my pcov designs and some headcanons for the McCormick parents rn cause out of all the adults they’re my favs 💕💖

i love them so much you don’t understand (also surprise surprise Kenny married Butters [changed his name to Vic], no one could have ever guessed that considering one of my first art posts on this account was a bunny comic 🙄)

anyway they both have mullets cause i just really like mullets, and Vic shaved the side of her head cause that’s my headcanon of what butter’s hair is in the show (cause his little tomato puff makes no sense) and i feel like he would have kept those.

more details and explanations for some things under the cut (aka im ranting about my fav characters and how they work as a couple with little bits of au lore sprinkled in)

Vic-

you may notice i’m jumping back and forth between he and she for Vic, and that’s cause he uses she/he. Don’t get me wrong, I love Butters and Marjorine, but i’ve seen the argument between them so many times. “Butters is a Cis guy!” “Marj is a trans girl!” fuck it Vic is a gnc icon and picks whatever gender he wants depending on whatever the fuck he wants and he’s hot both masc and fem. and i mean very hot. Butters in the show gets a couple descriptive things, namely in the “It’s Butters!” song hes said to have dimples, and more importantly when his father thinks he’s wearing his mom’s makeup when he’s not. that means this kids got perfectly flushed cheeks, nice eyelashes and eyebrows, and unblemished porcelain skin even at 8 years old. that paired with his blonde hair and presumably blue eyes (i’ve never met a blondie without blue eyes), emphasized cheek bones we see in the pcov special (implying he’s got a more slender face and likely more slender and long figure in general, which is the what literal modeling agents tend to look for btw [i would know my grandma and mom were models because they were both pretty with thin frames and lanky limbs]), and the scar over his left eye makes him insanely attractive.

the scar especially gives him something to stand out with; make people remember him (sometimes he even takes out his glass eye just so people get a good look at his empty socket and that image can be seared into their brains). being androgynous also helps make everyone, whether they’re attracted to men or women, find him hot. no one even knows if Vic is short for Victor or Victoria, and that’s the point. also due to how he grew up in this au (spoiler alert, Vic’s life was awful for a lot of years between beginning of high school and when he reconnected with Kenny as an adult [that’s an understatement Vic is by far the most traumatized character in this au]), he doesn’t feel particularly comfortable with being on one perfect end of the gender spectrum; girl or boy. So no matter how he’s presenting, he’s always going to look somewhat androgynous.

Kenny-

Kenny is kinda the same, i just wanted him to look more cool and unhinged. I got rid of the full beard cause i can’t draw it and also hated it, but i added snake bites cause they’re cool. I also got rid of the beer on his shirt cause I feel like after being raised by two alcoholic assholes he wouldn’t drink much as an adult. oh yeah and he’s a he/they now cause you can’t tell me princess kenny didn’t awaken something in him. i feel like he would go to a fancy award ceremony for some massive science breakthrough in a gown. he’s the typa guy to accept some prestigious award for his scientific findings in a slutty silk dress. Basically everything I changed in Kenny’s design was to make him look more like the wacky uncle who gives children weapons (spoilers he is). i kept how the pcov specials made his stockier cause honestly i just like him a little bit bigger. I feel like that’s a treat to himself. he spent so long in a home where he’d probably have to starve some night cause they couldn’t afford to eat, so when he becomes an extremely successful adult, he can give himself the luxury of eating three meals a day or eating junk food that was too expensive for him. he can finally afford to be a little bit heavier; it’s just proof that he’s made it this far from where he came. He’s also more of a mad scientist in this au a la Dr. Mephesto, but far more ethical in what/how he runs experiments.

both-

Their dynamic and characterization in this au is by far the most fleshed out because of how much I like these two characters, and it’s genuinely my favorite couple in the au. I might make a whole separate post on how they operate as parents because they’re both so horrifically worried that they may accidentally follow in their own parents footsteps. Yknow, generational trauma and whatnot. They’re also both insanely unhinged. Both of them are just balls of the walls crazy, which stems from both of them being traumatized (i mentioned Vic is the most traumatized in this au, Kenny is the second most cause of dying thousands of times over his whole life).

Kenny has lost all grasp of physical or mortal fear cause by this time in his life he’s died so much he’s lost any sense of connection to injury, even to other people. It’s difficult for him to register that other people are mortal because it’s such a foreign concept to him, and that can lead to some issues in the lab given that it’s such a dangerous place to work. Meanwhile, Vic has the people she cares about, and has a hard time grasping that people she doesn’t care about aren’t just stepping stones. She was used her whole life, then used and hurt people as an adult (yes she was an NFT bro, no she’s not anymore), but now she has a hard time not snapping back into the NFT thing and scheming every cent out of whoever gave her a dirty look at Walmart. Kenny and Vic can and generally do help each other out with these things, but they can also be each others worst instigators (“oh yeah you should absolutely do that consequences be damned” “no he had it coming to him don’t worry” “yeah fuck him up! beat his ass!” typa shit. they support each other non-conditionally but sometimes that leads to them getting arrested).

[impandgnomes]

Why do more people not thirst over Post-covid Kenny

[s0uth3park]

Random SP headcanons pt2

Pt 1

Tweek tried to, but ultimately will never, learn how to drive with heavy advice from his loved ones (Craig). It’s too stressful. It’s dangerous because of his anxiety and tics for others and himself. No driving for Tweek. Please.

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Craig for being “half ginger” because he’s a little scared of him… kind of.

Speaking of, Cartman showed Craig his own wiener (as per TxC) of his own volition.

Fat fucking crush on Kyle btw.

If Stan hates that he looks like his dad then he hates that Kyle looks like his mom btw. Because… alcoholic x radical canadaphobe?? Fuck knows.

Stan shakes on weed (no projection here). He can’t feel it though.

Speaking of, Tweek can’t feel his own shaking.

Cartman wishes that Kenny would act how he would / seeks Kenny’s validation, hence his criticism of Kenny of the most menial of things (ie. holding a candle in Put It Down).

If there was money for it, Karen would own a lot of stuffed animals.

Kevin and Karen do not carry the gene for red hair. Or blond/blonde hair.

Cartman loves his fucking grandma. (No projection I swear)

Jimbo holds some affection for Liane but is just a gay old fuck. Jimned 4eva

Did I mention in my last post I think, despite Mrs Valmer’s canon design, that Mrs Tweak has the biggest tits? I’m saying it again if so

SHE AND RICHARD SCREW SO BAD I KNOW I SAID BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND–

I know I said last post that I didn’t know how Tweek and Butters would be cousins but now I’ve decided… people can think differently because anything goes but for me it’s through both fathers. Tweak Bros. originates from Mrs. Tweak’s father and to earn the right to marry her he had to win him over and show his dedication to the profession

Richard and Stephen got grounded a LOT

Linda and Sheila’s hair always smells incredible (so much product)

Sheila is the type of grandma to give out stale sweeties

The Marsh name ends with Stanley. The bloodline ends with both him and Shelley

Heidi is the mother of Kyle’s kids (coping)

Cartman only became homeless after his mother died

He never worked ever (garageman future aside)

Clyde got vaccinated guys we can all rest now (the bad future self came back to tell him to never do it but once the good future is put into play he gets vaccinated because there was no bad future to come back to tell him)

Clyde is very girldad coded, soz

Bebe’s dad is a bit younger than her mom (he is the ultimate girldad… Mr. Stevens I wish I knew your name)

Clyde gets more insecure about his weight / appearance as he gets older. For now he is young however so let him live (his pudge is the pudge ever and he is sonboy if not a carnal dream and a half… latter only in pcov ofc)

Mr. Stevens helps Bebe with her homework a fuckton (particularly maths)

Butters bites his nails

Butters (after growing up) loves strong women. Look at his Pcov design and tell me he doesn’t want / have / respect a buff wife.

If Butters wasn’t grounded as much as a kid he wouldn’t have a fear of expectations as much as he does, meaning he would have probably gotten a better job than working in Dennybees or whatever it was called. Bro could have been a multi billionaire girlboss

I just want someone to hear this it’s not really a headcanon but BHLK Queen Thistle? LINDA STOTCH? Same character different nationalities istg

Kyle plays chaperone a fair bit to the guys

Kyle, Tolkien and Craig are the most sensible drivers out of All The Boys (Tolkien behind Craig and Kyle if I’m being honest)

Kenny and Bebe (Bebe isn’t a boy but YKWIM) are the fucking fastest / most reckless

Clyde and Stan are sort of not great but not bad drivers

Jimmy is rather close to Tolkien in terms of driving skill yk

Butters, Cartman, Tweek don’t drive – Cartman out of laziness / expectation of chaperones, and Butters and Tweek out of stress… Tweek tried to learn though

Craig in later years drives Tweek everywhere

Tweek and Cartman have experienced heart attacks (in later years) but for different reasons to the other. Clyde has come very close. So has Craig, though not as close.

Tweek dies before Craig.

Stan dies before Kyle.

Butters dies before Kenny (ironically).

Craig visits Tweek’s grave with flowers every week??

Craig, as an old man, wears a lot of fucking cardigans. Grandpa shirts too (the things without the collars).

Tweek and Craig have matching anythings. Typically slippers.

Bebe is very handsy and sometimes possessive. Clyde thinks it’s “sweet”. (The dudebro sweet not the romantic sweet through the possessiveness originates from romanticism).

In Pcov Clyde is a delivery man, actually

Out of all the couples, it would always be Clybe to cause the most hickeys

Bebe has a flatter ass than brilliant boobs (opposite for Wendy, though Wendy isn’t flat chested)

Nichole bleaches her skin in the future (it’s sad but look at her design. Out of everything else it’s the most unrecognisable and it’s awful) (ETA: when I say awful I’m talking about why most people bleach their skin and how it can affect one’s health – people can do as they please but ultimately skin bleaching isn’t a… great??? thing, socially and health-wise)

Nichole loves 60s/70s paraphernalia and fashion (the ultimate flower power child)

Wendy and Cartman fuck at least once in their lifetimes. They take it to the grave, but because of this Cartman doesn’t die a fucking virgin

That sounds so damn harsh wth but it’s true (I think Cartman doesn’t really have any labels moreso is just attached to certain people when it’s not just himself *cough cough* Kyle and Wendy *cough cough*)

Jimmy can see perfectly fine out of both eyes until he reaches teenhood

Jimmy has two brown haired alleles

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Kenny or Craig for having a ginger / red haired parent because he thinks they’re pretty cool. He lowkey ships them / wants to be them.

Cartman has the gene for ginger hair.

[things-stankyle-probably-said]

thinking about pcov kenny and how he's fat, how as an adult he used his intelligence to build a successful career for himself so he had money, how as an adult he got to actually eat foods he wanted to enjoy instead of starving because there wasn't enough to go around, or because he had to budget to include his siblings, or because he had to think if he had enough to spend on food at all

[god-forsaken-sp-confession-blog]

when high school and college au’s be like “kenny/stan/craig is the resident ladies man” r u kidding me. it is none of those losers. it’s obviously jimmy. u cannot convince me he would not get insane amounts of bitches cus he can make them laugh. bro canonically banged a hooker and once claimed to have had sex with his girlfriend on ecstasy. then in pcov hes a HOT FAMOUS COMEDIAN? goodbye. he is the alpha its the truth i’m sorry

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[everythingwasnormalhere]

IM DRAWING PCOV KENNY AND ITS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL 😭😭

[0harpies]

HELP HELP HELP HELP

🩵🧡

[buttfrovski]

Hand over the headcannon list(s)

do your best to vibe read cuz i don't have specific labels in mind and my analyses were too long

stan - i don't know. he doesn't know. he won't ever know.

kyle - teen/young adult kyle with a girl? fs! so cute! pcov kyle with a girl? be serious...

cartman - BEEEEEEEE SERIOUSSSSSS!!! outside of the dressing up in drag- can we talk about dressing up like britney spears and making out with a justin timberlake cutout? in his own time? in the privacy of his backyard? can we talk about tweek x craig? bro was yanking it to a homoerotic fantasy of him and ... cupid him... his mom even saw and got the impression he was gay. his own hallucination wanted to "be like tweek and craig." bro is secretly into yaoi of them. i don't SHIP them but i thought the thing with wendy was sweet. like how he tried to make her laugh. although cartman was purposely ooc for a joke, i thought him and heidi and yentyl were cute. moreover, although his obsession with kyle and making kyle do things like suck his balls or ginger cow are more about power and humiliation than sexuality... dont u think it's weird that THATS his go to? nothing else? or his plot to ruin kyle's relationship with nicole was... pretend to be his boyfriend? it's effective but? also guess who showed up pretty frequently in his little porn journal? i think people avoid acknowledging these aspects of his sexuality because they're perverted and gross rather than innocent and appropriate for a boy his age, which is understandable. joke/satire or not it's kinda disturbing. (esp the tweek x craig scene is hard to watch) but it is still strong evidence. his gender and sexuality are everything, everywhere, all at once. i hope the jury can make the right decision on this. i rest my case.

kenny: i think if my life started over everyday i would be doing fuck all as well.

butters: bikecurious 😊

[deadkennys]

post covid kenny … he just wanted to be with his friends… more than anything … nothing else mattered…

[marshbarks]

what inspired the bb au!! where's your brain coming from/any dev thoughts you'd like to share :D

here's a doodle of cartman, stan, and kenny for funsies so i can ramble :3

so a lot of it was "i'm awake in the middle of the night and had a vaguely unpleasant social experience in a dream, so i need to write something to prove myself." initially i sat down and my goal was just "well, do anything" which resulted in me going 'ok. outline? whats this gonna be', and that's where the summary came from!

A study in everything that could go wrong, and how one right thing makes such a small difference. Still, it’s worth fighting for. That’s what he said.

and i think the fun part about this is not knowing who the "he" is, really. because it isn't supposed to be specific. i could've made it even broader and made it 'they' but ill be honest. i wrote it from 1 am - 4 am so i wasn't the most caring about Properly Mystifying My Summary.

as soon as i actually got down into Writing it, i knew it wasn't my typical stan. he didn't feel the same, so then i had to do a little exploration to figure out where he differed. which isn't like... if you put my normal stan and this stan side by side, you might not be able to TELL there's a huge difference immediately- but there is. this one is based a lot on the idea of "well, what if everyone did stay in south park, forever?" because i know a lot of future stuff hinges on SOMEONE leaving. or else we get pcov good ending, which makes me sad for cartman.

so im also taking this opportunity to really delve into the interpersonal relationships everyone has, mainly with stan because he's the focus- but i think it's really interesting how, even though we've got quotes from kids like craig saying everyone hates the main four/five, they honestly have a lot of social connections?

so BB is like.. a summary of everyone and everything that has made someone how they are. all the pieces, the building blocks, that created you. all the little social interactions that mean that you're more than a face in a crowd. that's a HUGE part of it, just knowing that you and everyone around you is alive and breathing. honestly i have SO many scenes in my head that are just... not really "plot" relevant because it's more about just being alive with someone else

[11x13kyle]

pcov kenny becoming a scientist took a lot of effort, not just because of the financial barriers in higher education but also because he probably died in lab accidents in college at LEAST twice a month

[impandgnomes]

ngl gonna be thinking until the end of time about how pcov Kenny planned to get stoned whilst time travelling just to chill tf out

the man is a fucking king for that honestly why do you all sleep on this