#payday jiro

[theancientdarkbeauty]

GUYS I HAVE THE FIRST CHAPTER!

The Golden Tempest (925 words) by TheAncientDB Chapters: 1/? Fandom: PAYDAY (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: We got - Relationship, Jacket (Hotline Miami)/Sokol (Payday), Hoxton | James "Jim" Hoxworth/Wolf, Duke/Jimmy (Payday), Joy/Pearl (Payday), We got quite a few but I will add more if I come up with more

Characters: Bain (Payday), Joy (Payday), Pearl (Payday), Dallas (Payday), houston (payday), Houston | Hoxton, Hoxton | James "Jim" Hoxworth, Wolf (Payday), Sokol (Payday), Shade (Payday), Jimmy (Payday), Duke (Payday), Sangres (Payday), Jiro (Payday), Sydney | Kelli King (Payday), Chains (Payday), Hoxton (Payday), I think there are more but I can't think of any off the top of my head I'm sorry

Additional Tags: We really got a lot ships here, BUT NO RAUNCHY STUFF, Drunk Kissing, cause' their pirates you know, but like, NO SEX! ABSOLUTELY NOT!, Pirates, THEY ARE PIRATES EVERYONE

Summary: Ever wondered "Hey, what if the infamous Payday gang were period appropriate pirates?" WELL HERE YOU GO! This work will be pretty long, but I will update tags, the summary, and other things as I develop the story more and more! Also Bain is alive, I'm mixing Payday 2 and Payday 3 together, so Shade is there too!

YOU ASKED FOR IT! YOU GOT IT! PAYDAY PIRATES ARE HERE!! Halfway done with the 2nd chapter too! The first one is from the perspective of The World's United Navy, made specifically to hold the crew of The Bain of the Seas from getting the most precious treasures of all. Please enjoy!

[bainofjustice]

It is my mission to break the hearts of the Payday Fandom in the same sorts of ways that Arcane did for LOL fans.

[littleman3453]

doodle part 2 :3

my teacher said she wanted me to draw jiro so !!

[spacecatdraws]

new payday 2 au: all heisters (+ Bain, Locke, Vlad) are mythical creatures. everyone else is still human. the creatures aren’t anthropomorphic, unless that’s part of the beast description. they keep some of their defining features (jacket’s bandages/tape recorder, Dallas’s mustache, jimmy’s cocaine addiction, Hoxton’s scar, etc) . powers involving sight or certain circumstances (basilisk, cockatrice, werewolf) have at least some level of control over them.

Dallas - Manticore

Chains - Naga

Wolf - Werewolf

Hoxton - Firebird

Houston - Basilisk

John Wick - Demon

Dragan - Drekavac

Clover - Banshee

Jacket - Cockatrice (rooster)

Bonnie - Unicorn

Sokol - Harpy (peregrine falcon)

Jiro - Kitsune

Bodhi - Wraith

Jimmy - Kelpie

Sydney - Gorgon (inland taipan snake)

Rust - Mothman

Scarface - Auhizotal

Sangres - Chupacabra

Duke - Gargoyle

Joy - Fae

Hila & Ethan - Succubus & Incubus

Bain - Sphinx

Vlad - Griffin

Locke - Dragon

enjoy. feel free to draw them (I’ll definitely draw my vers.) or put them in shenanigans.

random fun facts:

Dallas purrs involuntarily. He’d rather not.

Chains learned to use his tail as a lockpick.

Wolf immediately turns to face anyone who opens a dog treat bag/jar, even when human.

Hoxton is not allowed to handle the money/loot bags.

Houston organizes/cleans the kitchen every time he uses it. He won’t leave until it’s all neat again. (Bro has the ‘tism)

John Wick has a water bottle full of lighter fluid.

Dragan likes to see how long he can stay awake for at a time. His current record is 4 weeks, 3 days.

Clover doesn’t like screaming, so she just insults people while they’re dying.

Jacket is mute, but can make chicken/reptile noises. He has a special sling for his tape recorder so it’s always in reach.

Bonnie knows one spell: stab

Sokol uses his wings for added mobility and control while playing hockey. He has gotten a few pucks to the wing because of it.

Jiro makes really, really good fried tofu.

Bodhi has his phone background as a ouija board.

Jimmy despises that he can’t do cocaine underwater. It’s the bane of his existence.

Sydney’s snakes act as a hive mind, but is separated from her actual brain, and always responds to whatever’s she’s actually feeling.

Rust is allergic to mothballs.

Scarface likes watching the others cause chaos, but sticks to his own rules.

Sangres can also drink coconut water becuase it can used as an emergency blood transfusion.

Duke is modeled after a hyena.

Joy uses her powers to make sure her gun is always working. She also uses it to make guards fall asleep.

Hila is a night owl, while Ethan is an early bird.

Bain refers to the heists as “riddles”, and completing a heist counts as “solving” the riddle.

Vlad likes sitting on streetlights, specifically to scare pedestrians.

Locke does not hoard money. Rather, his collection is a bundle of grudges he seeks to resolve. Usually through violence.

[what-yadoking-likes]

The Payday gang need the slightest whisper of an excuse to throw a party these days. How could they not? They had more money than any of them could reasonably burn through in several lifetimes, let alone the one they actually had - so throwing lavish parties for themselves and their CrimeNet associates was a no-brainer.

The countdown to midnight began. Jiro, Joy and Gao Fong dutifully raised their glasses, more observers than real participants - their new year would come later according to the lunar cycle, and was always more enjoyable anyway. Wolf and Hoxton clung to each other, eyes carefully watching the seconds tick down so they could kiss at exactly midnight. Sokol, Duke, Jimmy and Bonnie had pint glasses filled with - something - that they planned to down as soon as the clock struck midnight, with a fierce bet between them on who would down their drink fastest (they had roped Aldstone into being the timekeeper for this dubious event).

Nobody expected it to be Vlad that caused the most chaos. As soon as the clock struck twelve - and a chorus of Happy New Year went up from the TV and the heisters who weren't lip-locked or drinking furiously - there was a fierce gasp and strain of Ukrainian swears from Vlad.

The contractor hurried across the Safehouse to where Locke was standing, sipping champagne from a delicate flute. He grabbed the mercenary's face in both hands, and pulled him down for a kiss. Locke mmmph'd and struggled and spluttered until Vlad ended it, pulling back with an exaggerated "MWAH!" that had the Safehouse falling into expectant, surprised silence.

Locke was beet red, blinking as if to check whether that had really happened. Vlad was smiling broadly, teeth on show as he slung an arm around Locke's shoulders.

"Happy New Year, everyone!"

[norahjakobs]

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: PAYDAY (Video Games)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Relationships: Jiro (Payday) & Sangres (Payday)

Characters: Kento (Payday), Jiro (Payday), Sangres (Payday)

Additional Tags: No Dialogue, Canonical Character Death, Character Death, Character Study, Grief/Mourning, Loss of children, parental grief, prose, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Canon Continuation

Summary:

Hell's Island was still.

(A exploration of Kento through his environment and others)

[manekinoodle]

unexpected payday friendships to explore (2/?)

jiro and jimmy.

actually there's a lot of possible friendships for jiro i think work really well but we don't see a lot of him in anything unfortunately. so i picked jimmy for this one!

i like to think of jiro as someone who will calmly do the weirdest shit, or at least is happy to enable it. even with the weight of kento hanging above him, it doesn't mean he'd just be sad all the time you know. the payday gang is different to the yakuza in that (i think) everyone would genuinely support one another as relative equals. because everyone is valuable they need that camaraderie. jiro isn't immune to that.

jimmy and jiro are hanging out near each other in the safehouse which means something i think. maybe jiro has taken jimmy under his wing, making sure he's ok and hasn't fainted in the bathtub. but also telling him about weird and fun shit he can do and sitting back and watching the chaos.

jimmy is a smart dude, and probably has a hunger for knowledge of all kinds. jiro would be happy to teach him everything from taiko drumming to gunpla. i see dallas telling jiro off about jimmy doing something and jiro just sitting like -_- because yeah that is his fault and no he does not regret a thing.

jimmy also needs a few stable friends i think. just to keep himself sane and happy. jiro is a very good contender. jiro needs a chaotic influence to keep him from getting too stuck in his own thoughts. and i think jimmy works well for this.

also jimmy is one of the few people who can give jiro a run for his money in shogi.

[trygrievousbutgirl-blog]

Minor payday 2 secret ending spoilers. So Jiro and Sangrés are so gay, right? Like what the fuck could possibly have been going through Sangrés' mind other than "I'm gonna fuck this yakuza dilf six ways to sunday" when he volunteered to accompany him on his super personal revenge mission against the Yakuza? And why did Jiro let him tag along if it was a super personal revenge mission? They 👏 are 👏 kissing 👏. Why does nobody talk about this? Did they get married in secret without the gang knowing and this is their honeymoon? Who proposed? I am screaming and crying Overkill, you can't just make a gayass plot point like that and just leave me in the dark.

[hoxooster]

This DLC has been out for a few days, now. (Apologies for being late with this post.) But, I have news for those of you who may not know that this extra stuff is going on!

To celebrate the release of the newest heist, OVERKILL has enabled drops for a new mask, gloves, and suit to drop after an hour of Twitch watch-time on participating streams.

So, make sure to link your Starbreeze/Nebula account to your Twitch account and watch any of these streams that have drops enabled to get your hands on these items. You have until March 1st!

[commence-screaming]

as a left 4 dead 2 player, if bain was to turn into an infected due to being injected with green flu, he would’ve become a smoker, since the mercy hospital patient showed signs of turning into a smoker (same cough sound as a smoker, face bandages in the areas where the smoker is mutated)

do what you will with this info :)

I haven’t played Left 4 Dead, but doesn’t the virus mutate quickly? It stands to reason that Bain might not have become that because the virus reacts differently to people. Different symptoms, you know?

You could argue that the Dentist was experimenting with the virus to eliminate the flaws and leaving the benefits, which could’ve been part of Bain’s super strength in the Hell’s Island heist. I mean, he punched through multiple faceplates and took out over a dozen mercenaries with his fists and a pistol. (It’s even implied that he… phased through solid metal? Which I’m chalking up to the alien thing. There’s a bloody footprint halfway through metal bars so like…)

(This is a bad angle for a picture AND the ai is standing there, I’ll take a better one later)

Just based on the super strength stuff, maybe he would’ve become a tank? Dallas mentions that Bain might’ve gotten that because his cells were burning out or something. Adverse effects based on his biology? Maybe that’s why the experiment failed. (I personally think that the Dentist injected Bain because he knew that the gang was coming for him)

But anyway I respectfully disagree—we know what the patient zero guy was gonna turn into, but Bain’s possible infection is left up to interpretation.

(Aren’t there people in L4D that are immune to the virus? So maybe Bain’s bloodline makes him partially immune… bro still dies though womp womp)

[hoxooster]

From what I know and feel of their vibes:

Bain - We haven't seen any proof of him doing it, and I'm kind of torn on it. 'Cause that could be a potential security risk for him, depending on how he gets the nail polish and what kind he uses being turned into some way of tracking him. But, I can also see him sitting at his computer, painting his nails blue to pass the time while something compiles on his desktop or the guys are stealthing a heist. I dunno. Your Mileage May Vary.

Dallas - He wouldn't and never has. If anyone pestered him about painting his nails for him, he would complain and leave the Safe House with the excuse of 'needing to buy more cigarettes'. Even if he bought a pack just that morning.

Chains - He doesn't paint his nails, but he wouldn't be bothered if someone asked to paint them for him. He'd just remove it later if he needed to go on a heist or something like that. He probably wouldn't care which color they gave him, but he'd ask for purple if they gave him a choice.

Wolf - He was a dad in his old life, so he wouldn't care if someone painted his nails. Otherwise, he doesn't go out of his way for it. Another 'doesn't care what color' kind of guy, and I don't think he'd ask for a specific one, unless he wanted it to match something of his for some reason. Like, if he wanted his nails to match his 40K army he was running at the time. (After much thinking on it, I think he would field Tyranids and Genestealers as his main [either Pauper Princes or Rusted Claw], Khorne Daemons with corrupted Astra Militarum as his secondary, and Necron Flayed Ones as his third. Fight me.)

Hoxton - Dude's from the British Punk scene, so he definitely paints his nails whenever he's not on a heist. Lots of blacks and reds. I bet you $20USD that he freehanded the anarchy symbol on his thumbs more than once. The one on his right thumb always looks better, southpaw that he is.

Houston - YMMV again, but I don't think he does. Houston is very particular and works with his hands a lot--especially when it comes to the van. He's probably washing his hands constantly. Also, since some of his behaviors come off as Autistic Spectrum tics, he probably doesn't like the feel of nail polish on his nails. I, personally, despise the feel of nail polish. My fingers feel like they're suffocating under thick mud, and so I reflexively scrape it off to get rid of the feeling. He might do the same.

John Wick - Unless he did it while he was with the Ruska Roma family for any plays or ballet they made him do, he doesn't and he won't let anyone paint his nails for him. If anyone would ask to do it for him, he'd just give them that mildly annoyed glare that he has, say "No," and walk away.

Dragan - Playful as he is, he wouldn't--either on his own or if someone offered. Dude's still too wrapped up in being an enforcer for the Butcher and a gym rat in his off-hours. He's got no time for it, and it's 'just not his thing.'

Jacket - He probably wouldn't do it on his own, but he would sit there while someone else did it (so long as it is Sydney or Wolf painting them). His recorder would be peppy in its responses, even though his facial expression wouldn't change from his usual dead-eyed stare during the process. But, overall, I think he would be happy with some bright, neon colors on his nails.

Sokol - He wouldn't do it on his own, and he'd be insulted by someone else offering to do it. But, eventually, he'd thaw to it and the curiosity would get to him until he'd finally ask if someone would paint his nails for him. YMMV on whether or not he would like it or figure out that it's not his thing, but at least he'd move past a minor part of a learned stigma after the experience.

Jiro - He wouldn't. He's an old-time yakuza, so that would be a no-go with him.

Bodhi - He's all sports and bravado-focused, so I don't think he would. But, I dunno. It depends on how easy going y'all think he is with the rest of the Crew, and whether or not y'all think he would agree to sit there and let someone else do it, so YMMV here as well.

Jimmy - He would if someone else painted his nails for him, and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he 'woke up' in his clone to find his nails already done up in a rainbow of colors and lil' designs. 'Cause, his uninhabited, motionless clone would be the perfect subject to paint, after all.

Rust - He wouldn't. Ever. If anyone asked if they could paint his nails for him, he would sling A LOT of slurs and just tell them to 'shoot him instead.'

Scarface - He wouldn't. Male bravado once again, except his ego is a 'different kind of inflated' compared to the other guys. Depending on if he took any yayo, he might even pull a gun or a knife on whoever offered to do his nails.

Sangres - He's similar to Scarface in the machismo department, but in a Mexican ganger kind of way, instead of 'a kingpin with something to prove.' So, he wouldn't paint his nails on his own, no. But, he's also mostly easy going with the rest of the Crew, if a bit abrasive in his approach, meaning that he might let someone else do it for him, even if he just removes it right after. Then again, he might tell them to fuck off before they even finish asking. It just depends.

Duke - He wouldn't, as the chemicals in the nail polish could potentially damage any of the artifacts he messes with.

Gage - He would do it to throw off people, but he tends to pretend to be a homeless veteran, so he doesn't need to, normally. Otherwise, he doesn't do it for any personal reasons.

Vlad - He would let someone paint his nails, especially if it would confuse others. Also, the thought of beating someone who owed him money while his nails were painted pink with red and white hearts would be hilarious to him.

Locke - He wouldn't, and he'd say British-specific slurs in response to being asked. I can actually see Hoxton getting mad at him and stomping over in a huff just to fire back, even if he only managed to overhear part of the conversation from a different room. 'Talk shit, get hit,' as they say.

… out of all the payday gang male members, who do you think paints their nails and what colors?

Tbh, out of all of them, the colors blue, red, black, would probably frequent out of all of them ngl.

[chaosmultiverse]

So finding face claims for my Payday muses is going well! Soon I'll have all the base resources (like artwork, a piccrew or a live action fc) I need (outside of this I need to find artists okay with me using their art of some Fnaf characters), which is great! When it comes to Payday I only need FCs for the following, if anyone happens to know a good FC lmk

Sergei Kozak ☆ Sokol

Jiro

Kelli King ☆ Sydney

Rochelle Maloney ☆ Clover

Wolf

Helen Wick

Yoshimi Yasuda

[limbobilbo]

I love moving from reddit to tumblr because here I can make a post like listing all my headcannon sexualities for the payday gang and people will accept me unlike the loser on r/pdth who are too busy posting steamcharts every day.

For reference. (All contrast to preexisting cannon I dont care about)

Dallas: Ally and has a bunch of shirts with corny ally phrases on them

Chains: ace but heteroromantic

Wolf: straight but tried being gay once and gave up

Hoxton: dandy british bisexual

John wick: straight

Houston: gay (and why dallas has all his ally shirts)

Clover: straight but in name only (she’s basically bi)

Dragan: straight as a the lines of a right angle

Jacket: heterosexual but aromantic

Bonnie: lesbian

Sokol: gay but doesnt make a big deal about it

Jiro: straight and doesnt get the fuss over sexuality

Bodhi: boring straight

Jimmy: gay rat man

Sydney: will literally sleep with any consenting adult. Pan as they come. Full ‘sex: yes please’ on forms type

Sangres: bisexual but leans toward women

Duke: classy refined older gay man

Rust: freaky leather clad older gay man

Scarface: straight, occasionally says homophobic things but will threaten homophobes with a knife

Joy: hornyposting bisexual she/they.

[what-yadoking-likes]

Random MasterGuide AU, Part 6

[Link to Part 5 Here]

"Sir!" Kento acknowledged his superior with brisk efficiency.

Dallas wasn't heeding The Dentist's obvious triumph, and the hopelessness of the situation. As much as Bain silently willed the man to keep his goddamn mouth shut, the mastermind refused to do so.

"Jiro's been looking for you-"

"Bain and the Payday gang leader known as Dallas will be released shortly. You will be escorted onto a plane-"

"Your Dad Jiro, you know?"

Kento continued as there were no interruption at all, speaking clearly and unhurriedly.

"-where you will both be flown to your desired locations-"

"Dallas-" Bain hissed.

"-once we have secured the leverage we require." Kento's face remained perfectly stoic as he spoke, totally unaffected by Dallas' interjections and attempts to - what, exactly? Annoy Kento into beating them? Bain knew better than most not to piss off Kento, knew what lay behind that neutral visage. Kento was cruel in his precision, executing orders to hurt and maim without a moment's hesitation.

"As we know your secrets, so too have you learned some of ours." Dallas glanced at Bain.

"If you keep our secrets, we will keep yours." Kento raised a hand, placing it atop the camera.

"We will provide face coverings for Bain. Dallas shows his face. His body, too."

Bain blanched. He physically recoiled. He thought he heard a sharp intake of breath - and fought not to watch how The Dentist's grin grew bigger as Kento's words sunk in.

"What's wrong, Mr Steele?" The Dentist crowed, taking a step closer to the mastermind - Dallas immediately stepped away from him, finally level with Bain's side.

Kento continued. "We record Dallas cumming. The method doesn't matter - but his face remains visible at all times. This ensures your cooperation in keeping our secrets, and in turn we shall keep yours." His features sharpened, like a hawk spying its prey. "Failure to keep our secrets results in the footage being leaked, along with your name and last known location... Nathan."

Bain's eye shot to Dallas's face. Gone was the arrogant blustering of before, his talking back. Behind the bruising and blood the man had paled. All the insults he'd wanted to hurl at them had died - his stunned lips had flown wide apart.

"You're sick," he whispered. "You're a sick fucking bastard."

[deusvervewrites]

Heroes and Pokemon AU: I know that you didn't ask for this, but here's a list of Pokemon/Possible Pokemon and their parents as of this writing:

Inko- Ralts, evolved into Gardevoir

Bakugou- Turtonator

Shinsou- Munna

Tokoyami: Misdreavus or Murkrow or Giraffarig

Dark Shadow: Misdreavus or a Giraffarig.

Uraraka: Togepi

Asui: Froakie or Croagunk

Iida: Nincada, would evolve into Ninjask and Shedinja or Varoom

Kaminari: Rotom

Eri- Dialgia or Absol

Kurogiri- Palkia or Castform

All For One: Giratina or Smeargle or Spiritomb

Noumu: MissingNo or Spiritomb were suggested, but it was decided that Midoriya's Quirk wouldn't work on a Noumu

Monoma: Smeargle

Toga: Ditto

Camie: Zorua

Todoroki: Galarian Darumaka

Sludge Villain: Grimer, would evolve into Muk

Aizawa: Espurr or Slowpoke

Midoriya himself: Mew, if it were possible

Sir Nighteye: Natu

Hatsume- Klink or Tinkatink

Melissa Shield: Klink

All Might: Victini

Nine: Castform

Gran Torino: Dreepy or Dragamult

Midnight: Salandit or Munna

Star and Stripe: Unown or Braviary

Present Mic -Whismur which would evolve into Loudred and Exploud

Shindo Yo - Beldum or Larvitar

Lunch Rush -Nacli

Muscular- Conkeldurr or Machop

Mustard-Koffing

Moonfish-Mawile

Giran - Some kind of psychic type

Miruko- Buneary (which possibly had a knife)

Nedzu- Type: Null or Mewtwo or Abra that evolved into Alakazam or Dratini that evolved into Dragonite or Beldum which might evolve into Metagross.

Kirishima and Tetsutetsu- Aron.

Jiro- Toxel

Ashido- Goomy

Hagakure- Mimikyu or Meowscarada

Recovery Girl - Happiny which would evolve into Chansey

Cementoss- Stonjourner or Timburr

Momo- Delibird or Meowth which would evolve into Persian with Payday

Sato- Milcrey or Dachsbun

Yanagi- Female Snorunt which evolves into Frosslass or Litwick or Misdreavus or Gothitelle

Thirteen- Minior

Komori- Shroomish

Kendo- Makuhita

Rin- Jangmo-o

Ojiro- Stufful

Habuko Mongoose - Ekans

Manga- Shroofle

Togata - Gastly

Amajiki- Mawile

Nejire - Alolan Raichu or Stufful or Drillbur or maybe Swablu or Cutiefly or Spoink

Vlad: Zubat

Snipe: Remoraid

Power Loader: Diglett

Hound Dog: Growlith or Rockruff

Ectoplasm: Drifloon

Fatgum : Munchlax

Mitsuki - Sewaddle

Hawks: Fletchling

Shoji: Clobbopus

Gigantomachia: Wailord

Dabi: Litwick

Twice: Morpeko

Spinner: Kecleon

Compress: Nickit

Magne: Magnemite

Shigaraki: Binacle

Honorable Mentions: Joyato- Chinchou or Machop

WIMTBAH Midoriya: Riolu

Haigha Midoriya : Buneary which would evolve into Lopunny

Aspect Midoriya : Yamask

I admit that I ignored combo AU's, so any Pokemon suggestions about those are missing. I also tried to make this as accurate as possible, but I freely admit that there may be a mistake or omission somewhere. I am sorry.

Nice! :D