#payday jiro

[theancientdarkbeauty]

GUYS I HAVE THE FIRST CHAPTER!

The Golden Tempest (925 words) by TheAncientDB Chapters: 1/? Fandom: PAYDAY (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: We got - Relationship, Jacket (Hotline Miami)/Sokol (Payday), Hoxton | James "Jim" Hoxworth/Wolf, Duke/Jimmy (Payday), Joy/Pearl (Payday), We got quite a few but I will add more if I come up with more

Characters: Bain (Payday), Joy (Payday), Pearl (Payday), Dallas (Payday), houston (payday), Houston | Hoxton, Hoxton | James "Jim" Hoxworth, Wolf (Payday), Sokol (Payday), Shade (Payday), Jimmy (Payday), Duke (Payday), Sangres (Payday), Jiro (Payday), Sydney | Kelli King (Payday), Chains (Payday), Hoxton (Payday), I think there are more but I can't think of any off the top of my head I'm sorry

Additional Tags: We really got a lot ships here, BUT NO RAUNCHY STUFF, Drunk Kissing, cause' their pirates you know, but like, NO SEX! ABSOLUTELY NOT!, Pirates, THEY ARE PIRATES EVERYONE

Summary: Ever wondered "Hey, what if the infamous Payday gang were period appropriate pirates?" WELL HERE YOU GO! This work will be pretty long, but I will update tags, the summary, and other things as I develop the story more and more! Also Bain is alive, I'm mixing Payday 2 and Payday 3 together, so Shade is there too!

YOU ASKED FOR IT! YOU GOT IT! PAYDAY PIRATES ARE HERE!! Halfway done with the 2nd chapter too! The first one is from the perspective of The World's United Navy, made specifically to hold the crew of The Bain of the Seas from getting the most precious treasures of all. Please enjoy!

[neomineom]

I was @sanity-jester's Secret Santa in 2023! ^^; yeah I'm late this year too, sorry! Happy New Year!

added some headcanon about that Jiro's little guy:

1. Jiro refuses to name it because he doesn't want to get attached to it, anyhow he's the one who takes care of the little animal.

2. the little guy gets named 'Turtle' after all, someone in the safehouse insists it's a tortoise but the only response about this is 'shut up Houston'

[bainofjustice]

It is my mission to break the hearts of the Payday Fandom in the same sorts of ways that Arcane did for LOL fans.

[littleman3453]

doodle part 2 :3

my teacher said she wanted me to draw jiro so !!

[what-yadoking-likes]

The Payday gang need the slightest whisper of an excuse to throw a party these days. How could they not? They had more money than any of them could reasonably burn through in several lifetimes, let alone the one they actually had - so throwing lavish parties for themselves and their CrimeNet associates was a no-brainer.

The countdown to midnight began. Jiro, Joy and Gao Fong dutifully raised their glasses, more observers than real participants - their new year would come later according to the lunar cycle, and was always more enjoyable anyway. Wolf and Hoxton clung to each other, eyes carefully watching the seconds tick down so they could kiss at exactly midnight. Sokol, Duke, Jimmy and Bonnie had pint glasses filled with - something - that they planned to down as soon as the clock struck midnight, with a fierce bet between them on who would down their drink fastest (they had roped Aldstone into being the timekeeper for this dubious event).

Nobody expected it to be Vlad that caused the most chaos. As soon as the clock struck twelve - and a chorus of Happy New Year went up from the TV and the heisters who weren't lip-locked or drinking furiously - there was a fierce gasp and strain of Ukrainian swears from Vlad.

The contractor hurried across the Safehouse to where Locke was standing, sipping champagne from a delicate flute. He grabbed the mercenary's face in both hands, and pulled him down for a kiss. Locke mmmph'd and struggled and spluttered until Vlad ended it, pulling back with an exaggerated "MWAH!" that had the Safehouse falling into expectant, surprised silence.

Locke was beet red, blinking as if to check whether that had really happened. Vlad was smiling broadly, teeth on show as he slung an arm around Locke's shoulders.

"Happy New Year, everyone!"

[norahjakobs]

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: PAYDAY (Video Games)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Relationships: Jiro (Payday) & Sangres (Payday)

Characters: Kento (Payday), Jiro (Payday), Sangres (Payday)

Additional Tags: No Dialogue, Canonical Character Death, Character Death, Character Study, Grief/Mourning, Loss of children, parental grief, prose, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Canon Continuation

Summary:

Hell's Island was still.

(A exploration of Kento through his environment and others)

[manekinoodle]

unexpected payday friendships to explore (2/?)

jiro and jimmy.

actually there's a lot of possible friendships for jiro i think work really well but we don't see a lot of him in anything unfortunately. so i picked jimmy for this one!

i like to think of jiro as someone who will calmly do the weirdest shit, or at least is happy to enable it. even with the weight of kento hanging above him, it doesn't mean he'd just be sad all the time you know. the payday gang is different to the yakuza in that (i think) everyone would genuinely support one another as relative equals. because everyone is valuable they need that camaraderie. jiro isn't immune to that.

jimmy and jiro are hanging out near each other in the safehouse which means something i think. maybe jiro has taken jimmy under his wing, making sure he's ok and hasn't fainted in the bathtub. but also telling him about weird and fun shit he can do and sitting back and watching the chaos.

jimmy is a smart dude, and probably has a hunger for knowledge of all kinds. jiro would be happy to teach him everything from taiko drumming to gunpla. i see dallas telling jiro off about jimmy doing something and jiro just sitting like -_- because yeah that is his fault and no he does not regret a thing.

jimmy also needs a few stable friends i think. just to keep himself sane and happy. jiro is a very good contender. jiro needs a chaotic influence to keep him from getting too stuck in his own thoughts. and i think jimmy works well for this.

also jimmy is one of the few people who can give jiro a run for his money in shogi.

[trygrievousbutgirl-blog]

Minor payday 2 secret ending spoilers. So Jiro and Sangrés are so gay, right? Like what the fuck could possibly have been going through Sangrés' mind other than "I'm gonna fuck this yakuza dilf six ways to sunday" when he volunteered to accompany him on his super personal revenge mission against the Yakuza? And why did Jiro let him tag along if it was a super personal revenge mission? They 👏 are 👏 kissing 👏. Why does nobody talk about this? Did they get married in secret without the gang knowing and this is their honeymoon? Who proposed? I am screaming and crying Overkill, you can't just make a gayass plot point like that and just leave me in the dark.

[hoxooster]

More memes, more captions! (I have a few extra kicking around that wouldn’t fit on this post. Once I make a few more, I’ll post those as well. :3)

[commence-screaming]

as a left 4 dead 2 player, if bain was to turn into an infected due to being injected with green flu, he would’ve become a smoker, since the mercy hospital patient showed signs of turning into a smoker (same cough sound as a smoker, face bandages in the areas where the smoker is mutated)

do what you will with this info :)

I haven’t played Left 4 Dead, but doesn’t the virus mutate quickly? It stands to reason that Bain might not have become that because the virus reacts differently to people. Different symptoms, you know?

You could argue that the Dentist was experimenting with the virus to eliminate the flaws and leaving the benefits, which could’ve been part of Bain’s super strength in the Hell’s Island heist. I mean, he punched through multiple faceplates and took out over a dozen mercenaries with his fists and a pistol. (It’s even implied that he… phased through solid metal? Which I’m chalking up to the alien thing. There’s a bloody footprint halfway through metal bars so like…)

(This is a bad angle for a picture AND the ai is standing there, I’ll take a better one later)

Just based on the super strength stuff, maybe he would’ve become a tank? Dallas mentions that Bain might’ve gotten that because his cells were burning out or something. Adverse effects based on his biology? Maybe that’s why the experiment failed. (I personally think that the Dentist injected Bain because he knew that the gang was coming for him)

But anyway I respectfully disagree—we know what the patient zero guy was gonna turn into, but Bain’s possible infection is left up to interpretation.

(Aren’t there people in L4D that are immune to the virus? So maybe Bain’s bloodline makes him partially immune… bro still dies though womp womp)

[velathetanager]

Player AU Lore: Kay’s thoughts on the heisters

Houston: Loves him. He’s her vessel and... maybe not friends, but they certainly get along, and he can get her to use her “power” to do all sorts of things.

Chains: Thinks he’s alright. As long as he doesn’t treat Hous badly, she’ll leave him alone.

Wolf: Thinks he’s crazy. Is honestly scared of him and hopes for his kids’ sake that he doesn’t get to see them, but doesn’t outright hate him.

Hoxton: Hates him for being a dick to Houston. Houston doesn’t want the two to talk because of how vicious she would be to him. She would put him back in his prison outfit if Hous would let her.

Dallas: Do not get her started. She does not think highly of him because of how he lets Hoxton treat Houston (his brother), and Houston doesn’t let them talk much, either.

John Wick: Wants to mod a heist where a bunch of his enemies try to kill him because an escort mission for literal John Wick would be fun.

Clover: Is aware of Houston’s crush on her and keeps putting him in situations where the two interact hoping that he’ll confess. Thinks they’d be adorable together.

Dragan: Not much of an opinion. She does love his pager line, though.

Jacket: Thinks he’s creepy. Would very much like it if he stayed away from Houston, and to this end she’s working on a coding modification to him that makes him unable to get within 6 feet of him.

Bonnie: Thinks she’s cool. Would like to add stuff to the gambling room, but won’t push her luck for now. Most of the Gang is scared enough of her as it is.

Sokol: Thinks he’s funny. Mimics his accent a lot, and she’s worryingly good at it. Hous likes him, so he’s safe, and she sometimes gives him stuff.

Jiro: Doesn’t understand a word he says, but she does say the katana is cool.

Bodhi: Thinks he’s fun and is making a custom-heist so he can get his adrenaline fix.

Jimmy: He found out about her once, but she dropped a flour sack full of coke in front of him, and he got a bit too... invested in it, resulting in him forgetting. She sometimes feels bad for that.

Sydney: Thinks she’s a weirdo, but she doesn’t start anything with Houston, so she’s safe.

Rust: Dislikes him somewhat. One, he sold out his old group (so she doesn’t want him around Hous). Two, he keeps stealing Houston’s wrench. She’s got a surprise for him next time he touches said wrench.

Scarface: She doesn’t care for him, but she doesn’t hate him. Generally ambivalent. Sometimes she jokes that his name should go to Hoxton, though.

Sangres: She wishes he had more content/info about him.

Duke: She likes him and all, but she’d love to make a mod where the more times you use the Flask, the more distorted your vision gets (because drunk). She is aware that this would negatively impact him.

Joy: Finds a kindred spirit in her because of their shared computer knowledge and gaming hobby. If Kay didn’t control Hous, she’d control Joy.

Bain: She knows she makes him nervous, but she makes it clear that if she wanted to kill him, she has his model and all manner of painful deaths she could inflict on him.

[limbobilbo]

I love moving from reddit to tumblr because here I can make a post like listing all my headcannon sexualities for the payday gang and people will accept me unlike the loser on r/pdth who are too busy posting steamcharts every day.

For reference. (All contrast to preexisting cannon I dont care about)

Dallas: Ally and has a bunch of shirts with corny ally phrases on them

Chains: ace but heteroromantic

Wolf: straight but tried being gay once and gave up

Hoxton: dandy british bisexual

John wick: straight

Houston: gay (and why dallas has all his ally shirts)

Clover: straight but in name only (she’s basically bi)

Dragan: straight as a the lines of a right angle

Jacket: heterosexual but aromantic

Bonnie: lesbian

Sokol: gay but doesnt make a big deal about it

Jiro: straight and doesnt get the fuss over sexuality

Bodhi: boring straight

Jimmy: gay rat man

Sydney: will literally sleep with any consenting adult. Pan as they come. Full ‘sex: yes please’ on forms type

Sangres: bisexual but leans toward women

Duke: classy refined older gay man

Rust: freaky leather clad older gay man

Scarface: straight, occasionally says homophobic things but will threaten homophobes with a knife

Joy: hornyposting bisexual she/they.

[deusvervewrites]

Heroes and Pokemon AU: I know that you didn't ask for this, but here's a list of Pokemon/Possible Pokemon and their parents as of this writing:

Inko- Ralts, evolved into Gardevoir

Bakugou- Turtonator

Shinsou- Munna

Tokoyami: Misdreavus or Murkrow or Giraffarig

Dark Shadow: Misdreavus or a Giraffarig.

Uraraka: Togepi

Asui: Froakie or Croagunk

Iida: Nincada, would evolve into Ninjask and Shedinja or Varoom

Kaminari: Rotom

Eri- Dialgia or Absol

Kurogiri- Palkia or Castform

All For One: Giratina or Smeargle or Spiritomb

Noumu: MissingNo or Spiritomb were suggested, but it was decided that Midoriya's Quirk wouldn't work on a Noumu

Monoma: Smeargle

Toga: Ditto

Camie: Zorua

Todoroki: Galarian Darumaka

Sludge Villain: Grimer, would evolve into Muk

Aizawa: Espurr or Slowpoke

Midoriya himself: Mew, if it were possible

Sir Nighteye: Natu

Hatsume- Klink or Tinkatink

Melissa Shield: Klink

All Might: Victini

Nine: Castform

Gran Torino: Dreepy or Dragamult

Midnight: Salandit or Munna

Star and Stripe: Unown or Braviary

Present Mic -Whismur which would evolve into Loudred and Exploud

Shindo Yo - Beldum or Larvitar

Lunch Rush -Nacli

Muscular- Conkeldurr or Machop

Mustard-Koffing

Moonfish-Mawile

Giran - Some kind of psychic type

Miruko- Buneary (which possibly had a knife)

Nedzu- Type: Null or Mewtwo or Abra that evolved into Alakazam or Dratini that evolved into Dragonite or Beldum which might evolve into Metagross.

Kirishima and Tetsutetsu- Aron.

Jiro- Toxel

Ashido- Goomy

Hagakure- Mimikyu or Meowscarada

Recovery Girl - Happiny which would evolve into Chansey

Cementoss- Stonjourner or Timburr

Momo- Delibird or Meowth which would evolve into Persian with Payday

Sato- Milcrey or Dachsbun

Yanagi- Female Snorunt which evolves into Frosslass or Litwick or Misdreavus or Gothitelle

Thirteen- Minior

Komori- Shroomish

Kendo- Makuhita

Rin- Jangmo-o

Ojiro- Stufful

Habuko Mongoose - Ekans

Manga- Shroofle

Togata - Gastly

Amajiki- Mawile

Nejire - Alolan Raichu or Stufful or Drillbur or maybe Swablu or Cutiefly or Spoink

Vlad: Zubat

Snipe: Remoraid

Power Loader: Diglett

Hound Dog: Growlith or Rockruff

Ectoplasm: Drifloon

Fatgum : Munchlax

Mitsuki - Sewaddle

Hawks: Fletchling

Shoji: Clobbopus

Gigantomachia: Wailord

Dabi: Litwick

Twice: Morpeko

Spinner: Kecleon

Compress: Nickit

Magne: Magnemite

Shigaraki: Binacle

Honorable Mentions: Joyato- Chinchou or Machop

WIMTBAH Midoriya: Riolu

Haigha Midoriya : Buneary which would evolve into Lopunny

Aspect Midoriya : Yamask

I admit that I ignored combo AU's, so any Pokemon suggestions about those are missing. I also tried to make this as accurate as possible, but I freely admit that there may be a mistake or omission somewhere. I am sorry.

Nice! :D

[what-yadoking-likes]

Random MasterGuide AU, Part 6

[Link to Part 5 Here]

"Sir!" Kento acknowledged his superior with brisk efficiency.

Dallas wasn't heeding The Dentist's obvious triumph, and the hopelessness of the situation. As much as Bain silently willed the man to keep his goddamn mouth shut, the mastermind refused to do so.

"Jiro's been looking for you-"

"Bain and the Payday gang leader known as Dallas will be released shortly. You will be escorted onto a plane-"

"Your Dad Jiro, you know?"

Kento continued as there were no interruption at all, speaking clearly and unhurriedly.

"-where you will both be flown to your desired locations-"

"Dallas-" Bain hissed.

"-once we have secured the leverage we require." Kento's face remained perfectly stoic as he spoke, totally unaffected by Dallas' interjections and attempts to - what, exactly? Annoy Kento into beating them? Bain knew better than most not to piss off Kento, knew what lay behind that neutral visage. Kento was cruel in his precision, executing orders to hurt and maim without a moment's hesitation.

"As we know your secrets, so too have you learned some of ours." Dallas glanced at Bain.

"If you keep our secrets, we will keep yours." Kento raised a hand, placing it atop the camera.

"We will provide face coverings for Bain. Dallas shows his face. His body, too."

Bain blanched. He physically recoiled. He thought he heard a sharp intake of breath - and fought not to watch how The Dentist's grin grew bigger as Kento's words sunk in.

"What's wrong, Mr Steele?" The Dentist crowed, taking a step closer to the mastermind - Dallas immediately stepped away from him, finally level with Bain's side.

Kento continued. "We record Dallas cumming. The method doesn't matter - but his face remains visible at all times. This ensures your cooperation in keeping our secrets, and in turn we shall keep yours." His features sharpened, like a hawk spying its prey. "Failure to keep our secrets results in the footage being leaked, along with your name and last known location... Nathan."

Bain's eye shot to Dallas's face. Gone was the arrogant blustering of before, his talking back. Behind the bruising and blood the man had paled. All the insults he'd wanted to hurl at them had died - his stunned lips had flown wide apart.

"You're sick," he whispered. "You're a sick fucking bastard."

[crispy-bonnie]

Hi hi!!! Hopefully requests are open!!

I was wondering if you could write for a platonic!payday gang with an adopted teen!reader??

I was thinking that bain ended up adopting teen!reader and now the gang just coddles them. You can write for whoever for this request!! :DD

- have a nice day/night!!!

yeah no problem ! i'm not too experienced with writing platonic things , let alone teenage/child reader situations , but i can most definitely try !

You're adopted by the Payday gang

The gang literally has no fucking clue what to do with you when they find you in front of the safe house

You were dropped off by Twitch at the safe house and Duke was the one to meet with you first

Litearally has no clue what's going on, and the rest of the crew ends up gathering as well to see what was happening

Dallas eventually got a call from Bain, explaining the entire situation

You were adopted by Bain for reasons unknown, and now you kinda just live there

It takes a bit of time for the gang to warm up to you, but once they do, it's pure fun from then on out

Jiro is like the calm parental figure that teaches you coping mechanisms for things like anxiety, depression, or other issues

He's the first one to notice if something's wrong, and he would be the first one you would go to

Duke is like that really cool relative that can and will blabber on about ancient shit

He'll offer to take you to a museum of your choice on his days off, and if you take a real interest in something you see, then he'll probably steal it during a heist just to make you happpy

Sydney, Joy, and Wolf are basically your chaotic family

Joy will teach you the ropes on tech and hacking, Sydney would let you go ham on designing masks, and Wolf would help you try to make your own contraption in his workshop

These situations typically get you and the gang in some trouble [Making a mess with paint, making the most dangerous fucking contraption in humanity, accidentally hacking into some really dangerous/important database, etc]

That's where Aldsotne, Dallas, and Hoxton come in

They're like the calm and tired parents of the gang like oml give them a fucking break

If chaos ensues and it involves you, Dallas will be the first one to hear about it and immediately try to diffuse the situation

Hoxton would be the one to give you a good scolding about it, and Aldstone would be the one cleaning and teen-proofing the place where it happened

Sokol and Bonnie are the more chill ones and often like to teach you how to play games

Sokol will teach you how to play hockey, and he might even take you to an ice skating rink to teach you how to skate [if you don't know how to that is]

Bonnie would teach you the tricks behind gambling. Obviously she won't use real money when playing with you, but she'll use fake chips to demonstrate the stakes that are put on the table when in such situation

Jacket is like that weird and quiet relative that you are a little uncomfortable with but manage to get along with him after a few hours

He'll let you record your own lines for his tape recorder and might even use them during heists

Jacket also likes to offer to play video games with you, and you often beat him in them. Of course, he doesn't complain or anything because if he did, he knew he'd probably be mauled

Ethan and Hila like to invite you to record videos with them

Whether it be a vlog about daily life, a YouTube challenge, or a talent showoff, they always wanna make sure you feel included

Hell, when they post their vlogs, they'll often brag about how epic you are and make sure that you get a nice amount of attention on social media. If you're okay with it that is

All in all, the Payday gang is a pretty good family considering your whole orphan situation

You honestly wouldn't trade them for a different family