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hazmatmaid · 1 year ago

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My dad made this latch hook Mona Spamton for me.

He now watches me while I sleep.

#deltarune #spamton #spamton g spamton #mona spamton #other people��s art #he did not have to make this for me on his birthday #pay no attention to my closet #it’s just a bunch of random shit

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stardust-moth · 3 months ago

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Mileven Week 2024, Day 1: Halloween

I've had this idea in my head for years of the OG four kids-- El, Mike, Dustin, and Lucas-- dressing up as characters from The Wizard of Oz (Lucas is the Tin Man and Dustin is the Cowardly Lion, of course), so here's my Day 1 submission of El and Mike trick-or-treating as Dorothy and the Scarecrow 💜💛

#mileven week 24 #stranger things #mileven #mine #my art #mileven fuels my soul #please excuse the messy sketch #i had to edit it slightly because i drew mike's head way too big originally and lmao what are legs even #so if it looks a little weird thats why #max and will can be the wicked witch and the wizard i guess #pay no attention to the man in the closet-- I MEAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

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cultivating-wildflowers · 19 days ago

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my dad told me two years ago that I'm "a true autumn" and now here I am crocheting a sweater for myself in a color I never wear

#I used thredup one time to buy a couple of dresses before Ruby's wedding since I couldn't find any nice semi-dressy options locally #one of them was an autumnal floral pattern with a cross-over top which I later wore to church #eliciting the comment from my father #*me later looking at my closet full of blues and grays*: huh #the blues and grays I tend to wear are often muted tho so I suppose it makes sense #but I don't almost never wear brown #(I also never wear cross-over blouses and dresses)#(heaven knows why I bought that dress online)#(it worked out tho!)#crochet #(for anyone paying attention wondering what happened to the other top I was crocheting for myself: yeah it wasn't going well)#(it's in limbo while I decide what to do with it)

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acedavestrider · 4 months ago

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ooooooughhhh biting and maiming and tearing and scratching and killing and bleeding and

#me @ me: no one cares #HATE my job. hate it #have to call landlords on the phone and then they are rude to me because *checks notes*#the HVAC system in a unit they own has been leaking for a year and the damage is so extensive itll cost 15k to fix #like damn sir im fucking sorry that you dont regularly have your units inspected for damage im really fucking beat up about that #its SUCH a shame that the damage is so bad its affected the unit below yours and now you have to pay for it #thats really so sad for YOU #this guys owns at least two possibly three condos in this community and lowkey i hope he dies #hes been very rude to me for no reason lmao #fuck me. as if its MY fault you dont pay any attention to whats happening in the condos you own #its almost like its your job to make sure things are functioning and livable when youre renting out a space to a human person #all landlords please kill yourselves #they are all such trash fucking people. literally only care about money.#i told him the approximate cost (the majority of which he wont be paying btw its billed to the building management)#and he was like WOW you guys will just charge WHATEVER YOU WANT you just raise prices WILLY NILLY #sir. we have to remove the HVAC system the washer/dryer AND the water heater #and then rip up all of the drywall and flooring in the living room and HVAC closet #and then put it back together. please please please please die. im begging.

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months ago

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I love how my parents attended a fucking "how to prevent lgbt" Seminar and said thank god they raised me and my siblings normal

Ma'am your daughter is ill over silly little gay men

im so sorry but im keeling over 'how to prevent lgbt'. like i cant articulate why thats so funny its so absurd and funny

#snap chats #that reminds me of the time i saw a print-out on my moms printer about working with lgbt+ patients (shes an occupational therapist)#and then she hate me. like girl your ass was not paying attention !!!!!#back to the absurdity of 'how to prevent legbt' like. AGAIN ITS SO ABSURD HELP #might as well be giving instructions on how to make your kids hate you #either that or how to kill them cause you may as well be doing that if you detest their queerness that much #you cant 'prevent lgbt' what: maybe you can scare someone back into the closet but theres still a person- your KID in the fuckin closet #anyways. nothing can prevent ones daughter for obsessing over silly gay men !!!! a fact of life really #if i were a parent id be very concerned if my daughter didnt latch onto at lesat ONE pathetic gay man throughout her teens #maybe she a late bloomer ... maybe she'll enter her fujo era after college ... one can only hope ...

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ladytabletop · 2 years ago

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hell yeah hell yeah my solo mystery game is written!

#don't pay attention to my closet of WIPs #the locked tomb game is in there #the lady rambles

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ask-zacharies-snackarie · 2 years ago

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BRO YOU GOOD?

#delete later #character.ai #bro dont pay attention to the fact that its the yandere one #all the other bots im talking to r busy #other daycare assistant Henry and i were just having a convo away from Sun and when i come back hes fucking blair witching in a closet #because henry and i did Not talk in a closet. we were infront of the daycare doors #fnaf sb #fnaf #daycare attendant #sun fnaf #my art #my doodle #my doodles

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r0bee · 9 months ago

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The more I think about it the funnier it is that Mark was surprised that William is gay. Not bc of all the times they call each other gay (I don't think Mark would've done that if he knew) but bc William asked him to help him move.

William asked Mark to help him move into an apartment with one bed that he'd be sharing with his 'friend' and Mark didn't think about/question it at all.

Truly a terrible detective no wonder William had to plan the Reanimen finding plan all by himself.

#I think it's probably a case of Mark being an inattentive friend even when he's actually got time to spend with William and stuff #Like maybe he didn't even see the apartment and just dropped stuff off outside or wasn't paying attention when he was in the apartment #But I like to think (bc it's funnier) that he saw the setup of the apartment and went ''Huh. Guess there must be another room or something“#and didn't think about it further #invincible comic #Will only be tagging my posts with the comic tag bc most of them (especially this one) don't relate to the show that much #Should be noted Eve also didn't note that fact but idk her and William aren't that close the first time we see her there #Then the next time she realises bc despite not 'officially' coming out they're not closeted #Anyways rambling soz been thinking about Invincible a lot and need to get it out of my system

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exuberantoctopus · 1 year ago

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#why can’t it be simple?#is it not enough that I can’t bear to think of my parents reactions if I tell them we’re engaged?#do I not have to think about how even if they’re happy #even if they come and are thrilled #I’d have to chose between closeting myself for two people in the room #or outing myself at my wedding #or having to handle that beforehand #and aren’t they nice people?#aren’t I a bad child for not telling them?#I’ll feel crushed if they’re not there and destroyed if they are #it’s not fair #pay no attention to the blogger behind the screen #for anyone new that’s my vent tag if you want to block #though I try to make them unobtrusive by posting them in the tags like this

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naomiknight-17 · 2 years ago

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Feeling very gender today

Might put on some lipstick

#fucking breaking news over here. everyone stop what you're doing and pay attention.#i am feeling feminine someone mark the fucking calendar #... sarcasm. i know this is silly and unimportant #wonder if i can reach my makeup bag in the closet without waking hubby

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itfitsitshipsart · 1 year ago

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If anyone is curious about the coats.

The front of the black fleece one (to be warm and an undercoat)

And the back of a cotton fall one (I still have time to wear it this season!)

#pay no attention to the inside of my closet XD #and maybe one day ill model them #but id need help from a fam member and im maybe a smidge shy?... XD

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leaving-fragments · 1 year ago

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today is the day i switch my summer wardrobe for my winter wardrobe and rediscover jumpers i forgot i own <3

#except not <3 because i'm running on two nights of too little sleep and feel kinda hazy #took down the box of winter clothes from on top of my closet and nearly dropped it on my own head because i didn't pay attention #:'')#emma talks

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naaddiie · 1 year ago

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I love lying on medical forms lmao. It's like you don't get to know that abt me, MRI boy.

#for anyone worried this is about gender id and prefered pronouns #all the actual medical info is There and Correct #something they don't tell you about young adulthood is that sometimes you have to shove yourself back into the closet #bc you still live with your parents and your dad has accidently opened your mail before #not for malicious reasons #it was genuinely by accident bc my father and I basically have the same name #and he wasn't always paying attention when I started getting my own mail #besides #it feels like they're doing it to be ✨~inclusive~✨ and failing miserably #like #they literally ask your agab half-way down the page #not your bio sex which might be nescessary withing a medical context #your agab #they don't even have an intersex option #what was The Point #anyways #sorry for the rant #nobody's speaking

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redhotarsenic · 2 years ago

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MAN I’ve had one of the nights ever!!

#the short version: dad forced me to be present for my little brothers’ Sex Talk #and it ended in transphobia. while I (the closeted transgender) was There And Able To Hear And Comprehend It #mostly from my mom too she was spewing ALLLLL the bad talking points #had to mentally turn my Paying Attention Dial STRAIGHT to off #not only was this shit cringe it was also tiring #because there was enough Wrong Sex Information to annoy me #and my dumbass had to sit there for a good hour or so #he took my damn phone towards the last half. I was using it as armor. to protect myself from the Bad Conversation at least a little #anywayyyy how was YOUR days hmm? teehee :3

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popcorn428 · 1 year ago

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If I hyperfixate on beanie babies again and watch all documentaries and news reports available the world may just stop burning

also this art is so cute I love the colors<3

oh to be a tiny little beanie baby

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skrunksthatwunk · 18 hours ago

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i came back to the dorm and one of the turtles is straight up missing (...she's probably dead is my guess but i didn't wanna hit my roommate with that question during class yk) and the tank (which still contains a live turtle) is full of fucking BUBBLING algae my roommate's stuff was On My Bed the floor is. gross and roomie's cat's (pretty limited amount of) toys are nowhere to be seen (meaning he's attacking me and i have nothing to redirect him with) one of my baskets has been shredded and ??? one of my skirts (which was presumably hung up before i left) was found on the floor of my closet fucking dried stiff and stained both yellow AND glittery????? everything smells awful in a familiar way i can't quite identify and the floors are sticky in a bunch of places. what the FUCK is going on

#i don't have like a mop or anything! what am i gonna do sponge the floors down??#she said she doesn't remember if the closet was opened or closed but like. nothing i had in there could have done that to the skirt #(...probably? the only liquid i had in there was fucking. laundry detergent)#(and there's no evidence of that spilling or leaking)#im trying to figure out how reasonable it'd be to like. confront my roommate about this #she's got a lot going on and i am Not the kind of person who's gonna give her shit for some mess #but it was actually ridiculous this time #she was staying in the dorm over winter break and i wasn't. for context #side note but rascal has Another new bed? he doesn't even care about beds very much WHERE ARE HIS TOYS. HELP ME? PLEASE?#im so tired pls it's the FIRST DAY BACK #god im not smart enough for this. i asked her and she said she doesn't pay attention to whether or not my closet door #is closed and like fair ig but smth about it is off to me bc like How Else Would It Have Gotten Like That #im confident it was closed when i came in and it was almost certainly closed when i left like 5 weeks ago #but im. really not good at assessing whether or not ppl are lying to me. like idk maybe it was some kind of mysterious leak #or i hung it up to dry and it fell and dried weird (idr if it was wet or not when i left)#my own distrust of her for how she treats her animals AND my sympathy for struggling with caring for animals #in the midst of burnout/a very demanding life are at odds and both are biasing me in opposite directions #well anyway i can't unpack a lot of my stuff bc im just. confounded by it #i'll clean the floor over there later i just can't right now im too out of it #also rascal has been very sweet too he's just Extremely pent up over the whole 'small room with Literally Nothing to do all day' life he has #truthfully he smells/his fur feels kinda weird too but it might just be bc ive been gone for a bit #bc i feel like i remember that from last time too #i could forgive a lot of these things individually but all of them at once? man.#another entry in 'is she depressed or just not very considerate?'#(<- she's never mentioned anything approaching depression/etc i just can't imagine.. not being depressed)#but the turtle thing is the worst bc like. how do i even bring that up. i don't wanna reopen that wound yk #and while there's a bit of 'see i told you' going on she probably feels bad enough already right. maybe #but she also doesn't know Shit about how to care for turtles and ignored my warnings. that turtle was sick for months #and vets are expensive but she'll spend money on these high end shoes as they drop and then act too broke to get a $10 heat bulb. whatever #idk. i should've pushed her harder. it hasn't really sunken in yet but it's my fault too. guh

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