#pawsitive words to live by

[montereybayaquarium]

🦦 You otter know! 🦦

Raising pups with non-releaseable surrogate otter moms in our care, like Ivy (pictured here), provides orphaned pups with the skills necessary for life back in the wild. But a successful reintroduction takes a lot more than that! A recent study looking back at 20 years of sea otter releases found that the most important factors for their success were favorable weather and ocean conditions, and low competition for resources.

The study’s results will inform future decisions about when and where to release southern sea otters to maximize their chances of survival. It also provides support for expanding our surrogacy program to other aquariums, increasing our impact on recovering wild otter populations. What an ottertunity!

[h0rr0rsaxo]

Hi!! Would you write either hcs or an x reader (whatever works best for you!) I'm kinda obsessed with the idea of Mammon (obey me) getting some kinda cat spell cast on him and suddenly not wanting to like snuggle with y/n because he doesn't want them to feel/hear him purring???

Pawsitively Purrrfect [ + Mammon ]

☆ Masterlist / Requests?

SYNOPSIS. Mammon basically gets cat-like traits after getting hit with a spell.

PAIRINGS. Mammon x GN! Reader

GENRE + WARNINGS. Lmao it's literally just fluff, no warnings needed.

WORD COUNT. 854

A/N. I chose hcs bc they're easier :P

☆ The day had started as any other with Mammon, the second-born demon of the House of Lamentation, always in some kind of trouble. This time, he had somehow managed to get a cat spell cast on him, and you noticed the subtle changes - the sharpness of his eyes, the gracefulness of his movements, and the strange avoidance of your usual snuggles.

☆ Throughout the day, you couldn't help but notice how Mammon seemed to be avoiding you even more. It started with subtle gestures - him ducking out of the room when you entered, staying occupied with his phone or any other excuse to keep his distance. It was strange because Mammon was usually the one clinging to you, claiming he was your first and demanding all your attention.

☆ The more he avoided you, the more you felt a pang of sadness deep within. Your heart longed for his familiar touch, the warmth of his embrace, and the playful banter that always filled the air when the two of you were together. It felt as if a vital part of your daily routine had been unexpectedly taken away.

☆ You couldn't help but wonder what had caused this sudden change in Mammon's behavior. Was it something you did or said? Did he no longer want to be close to you? These thoughts swirled in your mind, filling you with a mix of confusion and a slight tinge of self-doubt.

☆ As the day wore on, you became increasingly touch-starved, craving the comfort and reassurance that came from being in Mammon's arms. It was as if your body ached for his touch, a yearning that couldn't be easily ignored. Yet, every attempt to get close to him was met with his skilled evasion tactics.

☆ "Mammon," you call, watching him dart around the living room with a sudden agility that was both impressive and suspicious. "What are you doing?"

☆ It was both frustrating and amusing to witness Mammon's antics. You couldn't help but chuckle at his exaggerated efforts to maintain distance, as if you were some kind of contagious plague. But beneath the amusement, there was a longing, an ache to bridge the gap that had formed between the two of you.

His golden eyes flicker towards you, gleaming with an unusual mischievous light. Mammon was mischievous all the time, but this seemed a little different. "Nothin', Y/n," he replies, a little too quickly.

☆ The more he avoided you, the more determined you became to confront him. You knew that the only way to break through his barriers was to tackle him head-on, both literally and figuratively. You wanted to understand why he had been avoiding you, and more importantly, you craved the closeness and affection that had been absent all day.

☆ And so, when the opportunity presented itself, you seized it, pouncing on Mammon and pinning him down onto the couch. His surprised yelp and frantic attempts to escape only fueled your determination. You were not going to let him slip away this time. His cheeks dust with a red that you've seen plenty of times before, making your heart pound against your chest. "Y-Y/n!" he stammers, squirming under your grip, "What's gotten into ya?"

☆ Ignoring his protests, you place your hands on his face, pulling him closer. "Why have you been avoiding me, Mammon?" you question, your tone soft yet firm.

☆ His blush deepens, the redness spreading to the tips of his ears, accentuating the cat-like features now apparent on his face. "I ain't avoiding ya," he mumbles, unable to meet your gaze.

☆ As you pressed your hands against his flushed face, pulling him towards you, you couldn't ignore the slight flutter in your chest. The mixture of adrenaline, curiosity, and a deep yearning for his presence overwhelmed you. You needed answers, but more importantly, you needed to feel his warmth, to hear his heartbeat against your own. A soft, rhythmic sound fills the room, and you realize it's coming from Mammon. His purring. The realization makes you grin, "Are you... purring, Mammon?"

☆ His eyes widen in surprise, and he tries to push you away, but you hold him tighter. "No, I ain't... I ain't...," his voice trails off, obviously flustered.

☆ You chuckle, pulling him even closer. "Mammon, the Great Demon, avatar of greed, afraid of a little purring?" you tease, your fingers tracing his blush-filled cheeks. He groans, hiding his face in the crook of your neck, but his purring gets louder, resonating through his chest into yours. It's a sweet, soothing sound that makes you feel warm inside.

"It's not funny, Y/n," he grumbles, but his words are muffled against your skin. You laugh, ruffling his hair affectionately.

☆ "Oh, but it is, Mammon," you retort, "It's adorable." His purring becomes more pronounced at your words, and you can feel his embarrassment radiating off him. But beneath that, there's a sense of comfort, of contentment, that makes your heart flutter.

☆ "Ya think so?" he mumbles, his voice barely audible. You nod, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead.

☆ "Absolutely," you reply, your voice filled with sincerity. His blush seems to intensify, but he doesn't pull away, instead snuggling closer.

[dc-and-arfrona]

A Pawsitive Surprise

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Jason Todd x GN!Reader

Word Count: 400+

Type: Fluff

Masterlist

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Jason Todd's heart raced with excitement as he prepared for a special surprise for you, his beloved partner. He couldn't wait to see the look of joy on your face when he revealed his plan. Today, he had something extraordinary in store.

With a mischievous smile, Jason embarked on his mission. He drove through the bustling streets of Gotham City, a sense of purpose guiding his every turn. His anticipation grew with each passing moment, fueling his determination to make this surprise unforgettable.

Arriving at the local animal shelter, Jason's heart swelled with affection for the four-legged companions awaiting their forever homes. He carefully made his way through the shelter, his gaze filled with empathy and a desire to find the perfect match.

It didn't take long for Jason's eyes to lock onto a particular pup—a lively and playful Labrador mix. Their eyes met, and in that instant, a connection formed. Jason knew this furry friend would be the missing piece in your lives.

After completing the necessary paperwork and ensuring the pup's well-being, Jason cradled the dog in his arms and headed back to the apartment you shared. The pup wiggled with excitement, seemingly aware of the surprise in store.

As he unlocked the front door, Jason couldn't contain his excitement any longer. He carefully placed the pup down and eagerly waited for you to come home.

Minutes later, you walked through the door, unaware of the surprise awaiting you. Your eyes widened in surprise as you spotted the furry bundle of joy at Jason's feet.

"Oh my goodness!" you exclaimed, your voice filled with awe and delight. "Is this for real?"

Jason's grin widened as he nodded, watching your eyes fill with tears of joy. "Yes, they're all yours. Our new companion."

You knelt down, extending your hand to the pup, who eagerly wagged their tail and bounded into your embrace. Laughter filled the room as the pup showered you with wet kisses, their playful nature contagious.

It was a moment of pure happiness, as you and Jason shared in the joy of welcoming a new member into your family. The pup, now named Luna, had found her forever home—and had found a special place in your hearts.

Days turned into weeks, and Luna quickly settled into her new life with you and Jason. She became a constant source of love, comfort, and playful energy. Luna's presence brought a sense of joy and harmony to your lives, weaving her way into the fabric of your shared moments.

One evening, as Luna curled up at your feet and you and Jason sat on the couch, he turned to you with a meaningful expression. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small key, placing it gently in your hand.

"This is for you," he said, his voice filled with tenderness. "It's a key to my apartment."

Your eyes widened in surprise, your heart skipping a beat. "Are you serious?"

Jason nodded, his eyes locked with yours. "I want you to know that my home is your home. You're an important part of my life, and I want you to feel welcome and loved, no matter where we are."

Overwhelmed with emotion, you leaned in and embraced him tightly, feeling the weight of his words and the depth of his affection. In that moment, you realized the significance of the key—a symbol of trust, commitment, and the blending of your lives together.

With Luna by your side, the key in your possession, and Jason's love surrounding you, you knew that this surprise was not just about a new dog or a key—it was a testament to the growing bond between you. It was a promise of a future filled with love, trust, and endless adventures together.

As Luna nuzzled against your leg, her tail wagging in contentment, you looked at Jason with gratitude in your eyes. With Luna and the key, you were creating a home filled with warmth, love, and the promise of a beautiful journey together.

[tsukiyadori]

Reading (+Watching+Listening) Log 2024.06 - June

Previous: Reading Log 2024.05 - May

Pouty pout. (A tier.)

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Reading languages: German, English, French, Japanese, not listing which was what. (There’s also been some feeble attempts at Chinese, but that was more on music.)

Titles are as I’ve read them either first or most and thus remember it for that title mostly

Not going to bother putting in the original titles of translated reads unless there is something worthy of note to it

Cursive titles have been completed

If it says a volume number, it may mean it has been finished or is still in progress

Some notes’ content may be subject to repetition here and there, as I also copied some older notes from casual conversations over and didn’t go through any rounds of cutting things down.

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JUNE

I kinda feel out from reading stuff on the apps daily

and keeping up online serialized chapter releases has been a mess, too...

Maybe I need to do statistics on the JNC slices of the monthly readings, I definitely keep busy chasing deadlines and then not manage to read it all anyway.

No An Archdemon's Dilemma: How to Love Your Elf Bride has been read this month, but due to cascading little incidents at a certain place Chastille has kind of become my alter ego and… I have not much to argue against it…

In terms of single franchise, this month's probably mostly dominated by Spice and Wolf/Wolf and Parchment.

Also decided to add a bit of a music section, considering how much time I was busy chasing lyrics and trying to read those (This will get some overlap with the months prior.)

There's been one single anime entry this time, and it's just a KyoAni ad...

I also kind of fell of from the Comikey and Manga Up readings....

Something else of a major time sucker activity started this month, which is the ominous ((classified)), but that'll probably take until the end of the year to unclassify.

Anime:

ショート版【京都アニメーション ×「紫式部ゆかりのまち宇治」PR動画】「うじには物語がある」

Light Novels/Web Novels/Novels:

Brunhild v3p2 Chillin’ in Another World with Level 2 Super Cheat Powers v1p1-5(ch2 finished) Fushi no Kami v1 Goodbye, Overtime! This Reincarnated Villainess Is Living for Her New Big Brother (Light Novel) v1 How to Survive as a Villain Novel ch236 Spice & Wolf v23-24 The Apothecary Witch Turned Divorce Agent v1p1-v2p8 The Disowned Queen’s Consulting Detective Agency v1 Wolf and Parchment v6-v8 ((classified))

Manga:

8th Loop for the Win! With Seven Lives’ Worth of XP and the Third Princess’s Appraisal Skill, My Behemoth and I Are Unstoppable! (Manga) ch11 A Livid Lady's Guide to Getting Even: How I Crushed My Homeland with My Mighty Grimoires (Manga) v2ch7-12 All you want, whenever you want Ano Natsu ga Houwa suru. ch18 Anti Alpha Buta no Liver wa Kanetsushiro v2ch6-11, ch36.3-4 Cooking With Wild Game (Manga) v9ch44-48 Dahlia lässt den Kopf nicht hängen v1 Daijuukou to Unicornis no Otome ch16.1 Dead Mount Death Play v7 Domestic na Kanojo v12-13 Duchess in the Attic (Manga) ch1, v2ch7-12, ch13-14 Goodbye, Overtime! This Reincarnated Villainess Is Living for Her New Big Brother (Manga) v1 Harebare Biyori ch24 I'm a Noble on the Brink of Ruin, So I Might as Well Try Mastering Magic (Manga) v1ch6 Isekai de Ane ni Namae wo Ubawaremashita ch19.1, ch20.1 Kakan no Oukoku no Hanagirai Hime ch13.4-14(finale) Knitter's High ch28.1-3 Küsse & Schüsse v1-2 Mr. Mallow Blue ch30 My Daughter Left the Nest and Returned an S-Rank Adventurer (Manga) ch1, ch6, ch11, v4ch16-20 Only I Know that This World Is a Game ch1, ch6, ch11, v4ch16-19 Rebuild World (Manga) ch1, ch5, v8ch35-39 Sakura, Saku v4 Shuumatsu Touring ch38.4 The 6th Loop: I'm Finally Free of Auto Mode in this Otome Game ch11.1-2 The Eternal Fool's Words of Wisdom: A Pawsitively Fantastic Adventure (Manga) v1ch1-6 The Frontier Lord Begins with Zero Subjects (Manga) ch1, v4ch16-20 The Magic in this Other World is Too Far Behind! (Manga) v1-v10ch50 The Unwanted Undead Adventurer (Manga) v11ch49-53 Unnamed Memory ch37.2 Watashi wo Tabetai, Hitodenashi Watatabe3

Webtoons:

The Silent Concubine ch33-122 Silent Lover (Silent Concubine alt. Counting) ch142-192(S2ch1-50) Taberare Usa ch106-109 To be or not be ch102

Music:

Just a selection of those that left the most impression, had me check out its lyrics and/or popped up high in the replay count.

雨霖铃 (Bells Ringing in the Rain) by 喵☆酱 (Miao Jiang)

笼中雀 (Caged Bird) by 喵☆酱 (Miao Jiang)

鴻音 (Resonant Sounds) by Sa Dingding

浮光 (Floating Lights) by Zhou Shen (周深), Jannik and some endless amounts of cover versions

The Blue Whisper OST - 鮫人之歌 (電視劇《與君初相識》片尾曲) by Zhou Shen

The Blue Whisper OST -魚躍而上 (電視劇《與君初相識》自由主題曲) by Sa Dingding/Mao Buyi

Solo Leveling OST - aikari

Notes:

How to Survive as a Villain Novel ch236 - After dragging it for weeks on end I finally finished reading the last chapter… that I had read before though gap jumping anyway. It's been a while where I simultaneously had an urge to read on asap while also not wanting to finish it at all. Anyway, some when next month or after that official Singapore English edition is coming, very curious how that translation will look like without any so many annotations.

Wolf and Parchment v6-v8: Volume 6 seems them with their newfound 'official relationship' that bubbles in and out and is perfectly tailored to them, especially Myuri. Hyland's being a complete fangirl of it is a nice touch, otherwise the whole case was interesting mystery and likely that cat is the same as from S&W is it? Some more real life history modelled things also got added, but the twist with the bears is interesting. The author speaks of three pillars he has to juggle, that of the overarching world lore, the characters and the plot of the current volume, while S&W he had pulled the former into a backseat. That also very much explains, why I had so many starting troubles with this one. The World Lore takes a good 4 vols to build up to have their first payoffs to feed back into the plot, and frankly the two characters only got more interesting from v5 onwards. Too bad I paused this for years after v4, which I remember to be more of a slog than not. Interestingly, that was also the volume the author had struggled a lot with, apparently. Volume 7: This volume starts with a really really cool passage from the conversation between Col and Clark:

Now, doesn't that kinda sound familiar. Espcially that last line nails it rather well.

This is kind of awesome. Not your usual bog-standard love bla bla is what changes the world, but this something that can't be named, this siblings like family, but that doesn't hit it, it's also not lovers, and whatever it is called, in the end one can only default to it as the umbrella term, but it is NOT what you'd usually think about it. The series definitely places a lot of importance to this something and this volume is so far the epitome with realizations sinking in just how important it is to them and then it culminates in the epilogue with Col being like, he's not planning to marry her, but he wants her by her side regardless. And he wants to make sure of it. In a form of equal side by sides, so if he's the Twilight Cardinal now, there he goes and makes it so, that she's going to be celebrated as a saint by his side. And it's all so cleverly weaved into the plot at hand about the wanting to be heroes, the inability to do so, but still wanting to dream about it in stories, and also the pieces fall into place for S&W's timeline as well. And it's not like it's denying your usual idea of relationship and under that world – after all, Holo and Lawrence are right there in their own series holding a spotlight and Col got his faith out of their love rather than anything else. Volume 8 however… seems a bit on the nose starting with the red string on the cover and the plot line in this volume unfortunately is a bit… well, the world is interesting, Canaan is a bundle of charm to bustle everything up and the wrap up to have the new continent plot line in is neatly resolved, but the sheer amount of folly in there…. Myuri, what are you doing? After everything last volume, you go and be all worried? Why the hell are you? Col at least even points out at just how OOC it all is for her.

Spice & Wolf v23-24: Speaking of those two's series, their antics… actually do start to get a little bit old. I dunno, maybe it's because it was getting slightly repetitive? like v24 is definitely a good plot, but the plotline twist is essentially the same as that previous short story about the regional lord that doesn't want to fell the forest, but is stuck between and rock and a hard place. Otherwise… Now that W&P has given a glimpse of how cool the overarching world lore can be S&W is starting to feel just a little pale in comparison. But as a companion it's really nice, how it picks up the pebbled behind Col and Myuri. It's just you really notice that by now Spring Log has a clear side story character to it. Also, I've had these weird impressions for a while now, but Eve and that Umbrella girl kinda smell a bit GL-ish and I do wonder if there's gonna be some plot around the desert after all. (Even if W&P v8 tries hard to deny it.)

The Apothecary Witch Turned Divorce Agent v1p1-v2p8: This has been pretty funny, and her groaning about failures in basically Anti-Cheese-Work, but also, she can't begrudge the happy ends for the couples where a thing I could feel so much, there is one obvious question to, how come people haven't come to her yet in hopes of the opposite, like they all seem to seriously want the break-up rather than her shaking things up to actually fix it.

((classified)) v1 first third: Well, not much that I can say as of yet, beyond: This MC gives me quite a few aroace vibes going by some thoughts and comments here and there, and I am going to be very curious how this is gonna play out. I expect it's going to be more of a late bloomer thing and the whole series is to be very very slow burn in that regard, with many other things on the forefront. But let's see.

Domestic na Kanojo v12-13: The whatever it is continues, and it seems to have reaches some lulls, which are mostly bolstered up by pouts from Miss little sister. Otherwise, Mr. Wannabe English guy remains punch worthy. What do you mean you'd not make her cry, as opposed to Natsuo? You merely tried to rape her, sure, you'd never make her cry. =V Miss twin tails also is like… sad to see. Where did your self dignity go?

Duchess in the Attic (Manga) ch1, v2ch7-12, ch13-14: We have another badass strong female MC, my ears are all perked! I mean, just look at this glare of dignity!

Now the LN just has to come. (Spoiler: it got licensed right the month after early July by the time I am writing this up.)

Sakura, Saku v4: It feels a bit like it tried to do a Kieta Hatsukoi and I will say it did it well enough. It also has a wholesome message and all, but somehow, I dunno. It's not bad, it plays the surprise out well, too, and it's in character of the cast, but it just seems a bit. Not having a charm of its own about it. I dunno. The whole series is down to earth 'normal' sorts of, but compared to the aforementioned KieHatsu, it had more individualistic 'character' or so about it. Not sure how to phrase it.

The Silent Concubine ch33-122: Erm. Ok. What. Was. That. I maintain the beginning as written up last month is still so, and it's rather nice to have this uke fate doomed Shen Yu have his own agency and even using the help of the emperor who got smitten with him, while he is now quite the rationalist to know first come gains. Ok. He was described as bewitchingly beautiful, so people arguing over him isn't maybe that out of place. The whole background story about his lineage and the extra finger knuckle was either lacking in exposition to begin with or the translation has missed out something? It kinda came half out of nowhere. That Shen Yu seems fed up enough to go for suicide knowing how anyone else is just this more powerful than him, him still being poisoned, and his mother is gone anyway, also makes sense. But like, you make him the descendant of a line of former royals that doomed themselves for inbreeding and incest which would even give a reason for his disability also seems plausible. But then, oh, it's psychological and oh, not only does he survive his suicide attempt, but his chronic poisoning is gone, and suddenly he's also not mute anymore. And it kind of completely topples the power dynamic over. And then goes that Chu clan and, uh, Mister new Emperor just goes to be his bodyguard somewhere hidden who knows where. Man's got some priorities, despite knowing the instable the state of things are. And then, right, he's gonna be the only one he marries. How to solve this? Oh, hey look, that ancient clever Chu clan has developed a concoction of a birthing potion (that only works on the clan). And then it still works when it's not both of them of the clan, well, way to how he has to remain the uke. And then there's his blood relative of a from around a few corners who wants to woo him, too. (Tho more for form's sake.) Erm. Okay. I guess. Something Omega in Ancient China. And then suddenly there is a side dish romance that seems to have completely bubbled in the background only to come and be all like oh well, they knew themselves from childhood and. Whatever. It just feels rather contrived a lot of times in the second half.

Silent Lover (Silent Concubine) S2 alt. Counting ch142-192(S2ch1-50): So, morbid curiosity brought me to season 2, and it's a sequel with the next generation, the son of the Main couple of S1 and the adopted son of the side dish couple. I have to say, I am almost amazed at how completely brazenly it goes and rehashes S1's plot line. With not much sense at places. So there's another arranged marriage, but like his adopted father is the right hand of the emperor and they are on good terms, his other father (who kind of never showed up, is he dead?) used to be a good friend of that emperor's spouse that is the other MC's birthing parent. That and that he is a brilliant scholar of his own with status and family pedigree should give him the means to stand his ground. Doesn't seem to matter. Well, maybe he is just timid. But somehow despite the series even having the galls to joke about how the MC's parent's tale is a cautionary tale and them knowing that their son is a bundle of a folly, nobody ever shows him the ropes properly. So he's just being all abusive again. There is another rival for the MC who is all super mean and anything, but just winds up dead along the way. Instead of poisoning, MC winds up suddenly having an oh so very dangerous blood illness on top of his weak disposition. Oh hey, turns out he's actually of the lineage of the previous emperor. Oh, also, he's been super in love with his abusive arranged marriage partner until there was too much abuse for him to call it quits. Also gets tortured and his hand crushed and disabled. Gets wooed by the prince of a foreign land. Oh, and there's a murder attempt to the emperor, how come S1's MC suddenly has vanished completely after showing up just a bit to be all pouty and everything? And isn't the prince the Chu clan bloodline descendant and crown prince, like probably that birthing potion would work on him, too, but of course as a clone of his emperor father he's gotta be the seme character yet again. - ????

Well, as I got so little read this month some music babbling 雨霖铃 (Bells Ringing in the Rain) by 喵☆酱 (Miao Jiang): It started with that little chapter title from How to Survive as a Villain that is quoting a line of a poem by Liu Yong (984-1053 AD). 今宵酒醒何处？ "Where will I be, when I wake from my drunken stupor at dawn?" That poem has by now grown on me. Technically, apparently the inspiration was the author having to have to leave his lover, but the text itself is on a more abstract level of simply a separation to foreign lands. Googling that led me to the first result that is a youtube song with a dance and a cover of it, that is from the soundtrack of a game named 逆水寒 (nisuihan, "cold against the current"), which for whatever reason is called "Justice Online" in English. (How'd you get from one name to the other??) Not that I noticed that at first, both song videos are incredibly traditional styled and the dance by Tang Shiyi is definitely quite pretty. (And I mean, the video is from the CHINA NATIONAL OPERA AND DANCE THEATER??) It took me a deal of digging until I even found the singer's name, which had me go ????, because, it basically means Meow ☆ Sauce. That so far was still in April, but the song rather stuck and then there was also this other song from the artist and yet another song to that same game I came to kinda like.

鴻音 (Resonant Sounds) by Sa Dingding - that popped out in the playlist of the channel, and there's another dance by Tang Shiyi also to a song of the Nishuihan game. No poem, but it kinda sounds the epic tune style. And the dance video is also something. (The match cuts in particular left an impression.)

笼中雀 (Caged Bird) by 喵☆酱 (Miao Jiang) - No poem again, but the mood reminds me of Bells ringing in the rain. The lyrics of this and Resonant Sounds do sound a bit cheese, while Bells could arguably be about any sort of seperation. By here this had reached May and I was getting into that whole soundtrack of that game, which by all means has a good few of nice tracks. And while I was at that, I found this.

浮光 (Floating Lights) by Zhou Shen (周深), Jannik the original intrumental version and some endless amounts of cover versions both vocal and intrumental and dance videos - Apparantely the nishuihan game has some sorta feature where you get to replay some tunes or something? And this song was one of it? Or I don't know. In any case in some playlist the instrumental song by Jannik sat on top as the first track and it immediately struck a chord. The name is suspiciously Western tho (going by the discography they're probably even German??), but googling that you get a Chinese Baidu Baike Wiki page, which then talks about the vocal version by Zhou Shen, which struck even a bigger chord. That had me look up the lyrics and since Zhou Shen is a rather famous artist, it has some lyrics translation videos. Except.

So nostalgia and doubts are kinda the same thing, aha.

Or how about we just leave the word out completely?

This is what the dictionary has to say about the word btw.:

This sounds like a sort of saudade x nostalgia x hiraeth x natsukashii with touches and yet it's own thing, as baike explains it as "the unwillingness/reluctance to leave something or to let it go" as its first meaning and the second being "cherished memories (怀念) directed towards passed days" (which kinda sounds more natsukashii than nostalgia). And that is incredily interesting, but I am bewildered how this turned into 'doubts' of all things? By now it was end of May and now plans to study Chinese are plainly up on the table again. I just don't yet now how to best go about it.

For the time being… The Blue Whisper OST - 鮫人之歌 (電視劇《與君初相識》片尾曲) by Zhou Shen The Blue Whisper OST -魚躍而上 (電視劇《與君初相識》自由主題曲) by Sa Dingding/Mao Buyi June was loop the above and starting to go through a whole bunch of Chinese music (well mostly nishuihan and Zhou Shen) and this one's lyrics caught me again. Like 魚躍而上 starts with something like "Every pair of eyes is fish". Me: ????? Maybe I need to watch that The Blue Whisper drama to get it, but then it also looks incredibly cheese everything and… Also, do you know the agony of you kinda liked a song just by its song and then it just turns out to be all cheese lyrics once you look them up?? It kinda felt like a curse. =V

一梦惊鸿 by 黄诗扶 (Huang Shifu): There was also this one, which popped through the recommendations box and picked my eyes through a really nice dance video.

Solo Leveling OST - aikari: I'm not exactly sure why peculiarly this one picked my ears, haven't even watched the anime, but it was strangely loop-able.

[goodhellovibes]

Once upon a time, in a quirky office filled with enthusiastic employees, there was a group of cats known as the "Purr-suiters." These feline friends had a mischievous yet ambitious plan to transform their workplace into a kawaii wonderland inspired by environmental philosophy.

One day, as the Purr-suiters snoozed on the office windowsill, they overheard their human colleagues discussing the need to make their workplace more eco-friendly. Determined to lend a paw, the cats hatched a plan. They scurried off on a secret mission, exploring the office in search of inspiration from the natural world.

With their newfound enthusiasm, the Purr-suiters discovered a treasure trove of eco-friendly ideas. They transformed the dull office space into a vibrant paradise, filled with lush indoor gardens, whimsical tree-shaped scratching posts, and eco-conscious toys made from recycled materials.

The cats also introduced the concept of "pawsitivity breaks" into the workplace culture. These breaks involved gathering in a designated area surrounded by potted plants and fluffy cushions. Employees were encouraged to take short breaks to relax, cuddle with the cats, and appreciate the beauty of nature. These moments of joy not only reduced stress but also fostered a sense of connection with the natural world.

To inspire sustainable practices, the Purr-suiters initiated a monthly "Paws for the Planet" challenge. Each month, employees competed in fun environmental-themed activities. From recycling races to water-saving contests, the office was abuzz with friendly competition and eco-conscious enthusiasm.

The cats also became champions of waste reduction. They established a "Meow-recycle Bin Brigade" to ensure proper waste separation. With their keen eyes and nimble paws, they inspected trash cans, playfully batting away any items that could have been recycled or composted. This humorous routine not only raised awareness about waste management but also had everyone laughing and engaged in the process.

As word spread about the kawaii transformation and the Purr-suiters' environmental initiatives, the office culture began to change. Employees embraced the playful spirit and incorporated eco-friendly practices into their daily routines. They started bringing reusable water bottles, swapping single-use plastic for cute bento boxes, and even carpooling to work. The office transformed into a vibrant, eco-conscious community where the Purr-suiters' influence was felt throughout.

In the end, the Purr-suiters' commitment to environmental philosophy, translated through their kawaii antics, had a profound impact on the workplace culture. The office became a place of inspiration, where the love for cats, nature, and sustainability intertwined. The Purr-suiters reminded everyone that by embracing environmental values and injecting a touch of feline charm, any workplace can undergo a whimsical and eco-friendly transformation.

And so, in this enchanting office, the Purr-suiters and their human colleagues lived happily ever after, with a newfound appreciation for the natural world and a culture that celebrated both cats and environmental philosophy.

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Meow You're Talking!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/Xxwkb3t

by Hesesols

IR Secret Basement Christmas Exchange Fic for Tai.

Officially adopted by Rukia, Kon the cat is now living the life of a pampered house cat- carefree and indolent, that is until Rukia realizes that someone's been buttering him up!

Words: 4505, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Pawsitive Reinforcements

Fandoms: Bleach (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia, Inoue Orihime, Kon (Bleach)

Relationships: Kuchiki Rukia/Kurosaki Ichigo

Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Christmas Fluff, Kon is Jorts here and there is no take-backsies, Cat Puns, puns so many puns, Fluff and Humor, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

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200+ Funniest Hamster Puns That Will Have You Spinning In Your Cage With Giggles

Looking for a little furry fun? These hamster puns are guaranteed to spin your wheels and make you giggle!

Whether you’re a hamster owner or just appreciate a good pun, these little rodents offer up plenty of humor with their adorable antics. From their chubby cheeks to their love of running on wheels, hamsters are the perfect inspiration for some lighthearted wordplay.

Hamsters are small in size but big in personality. You might be surprised how much laughter they can spark with just a clever twist of words. Get ready to nibble on some puns that are as cute as they are hilarious.

So, buckle up your hamster ball and get ready for some giggle-inducing hamster puns that will keep your humor rolling right along!

200+ Funniest Hamster Puns That Will Have You Spinning In Your Cage With Giggles

Hamsters are small but mighty when it comes to being adorable — and funny. Their cute little faces, fluffy bodies, and habit of scurrying around in wheels make them prime candidates for pun material.

From their eating habits to their energetic personalities, there’s a lot to work with when it comes to hamster wordplay. If you’re a hamster fan or just love a good pun, this list will have you grinning from ear to ear.

Why Hamsters Are Perfect for Puns

Hamsters are tiny, lovable pets with habits that can easily be turned into puns. Whether they’re stuffing their cheeks or zipping around in a ball, their behaviors are both cute and hilarious.

Plus, their small size and big energy make them the perfect punchline for all kinds of jokes.

Adorable behavior: Hamsters’ food-hoarding and wheel-running are classic setups for fun puns.

Easily relatable: Many people can relate to the “running in circles” feeling that hamsters embody.

Endless energy: Their high-speed nature adds a lively twist to any pun.

Classic Hamster Habits That Inspire Puns

Some of the best hamster puns come from their iconic behaviors. These little creatures have a few quirks that make them perfect for humor:

Wheel Running: There’s nothing more iconic than a hamster running endlessly on its wheel, making this a great target for puns.

Cheek Stuffing: Hamsters love to hoard food in their cheeks, a behavior that’s both adorable and funny.

Burrowing: Digging and burrowing are part of a hamster’s natural behavior, and it gives us plenty of wordplay potential.

How To Use Hamster Puns

Hamster puns can lighten up any conversation, social media post, or even a greeting card for a fellow hamster lover. Here are some creative ways to drop these furry word gems into your day:

In casual conversation: Whether you’re discussing pets or just want to make someone laugh, a hamster pun is sure to bring a smile.

On social media: These puns make great Instagram captions, especially when paired with cute photos of your hamster.

As part of a pet-themed joke: Puns about pets are always popular, and hamsters give you plenty of material to work with.

Hamster Puns for Every Occasion

Now that you’re ready to dive into some hamster humor, let’s explore the best puns that will have everyone laughing. From cheeky wordplay to wheel-spinning jokes, these hamster puns are sure to be a hit.

“I’m not being cheeky, just hamster-ing away some food!”

“Life’s just a big hamster wheel… but I’m still rolling with it!”

“You’re such a wheely good friend!”

“I’ve got a lot on my plate, but I’m nibbling through it.”

“Hamsters are the pawsitive energy I need today.”

“I’m all stuffed up… just like my hamster!”

“I might be running in circles, but at least I’m cute like a hamster!”

“Just trying to keep pace with my hamster’s energy.”

“Don’t worry, be hammy!”

“My hamster might be small, but he’s got a big appetite for fun.”

10 Hamster Puns That Will Crack You Up

“Why did the hamster bring a notebook? Because it’s always taking notes… of its food!”

“Hamsters don’t need maps — they always know the wheely best route!”

“Running on a hamster wheel is just a circuitous route to fun!”

“I’m feeling cheeky… just like my hamster after a snack!”

“Why don’t hamsters ever get lost? They always follow the grain!”

“Feeling tired? Time to take a paws and let your hamster run the show!”

“Hamsters make the best co-pilots… they’re always wheely enthusiastic!”

“My hamster never fails to crack me up with its antics.”

“The hamster couldn’t decide… so it kept running in circles!”

“Hamsters are small but mighty — they’re the biggest little champions on wheels!”

Read More: 200+ Funniest Hamster Puns That Will Have You Spinning In Your Cage With Giggles

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Hilarious Cat T-Shirts Ideas for Feline Lovers

Key Takeaways

Cat-themed t-shirts are a must-have for any cat lover's daily attire.

Feline humor apparel allows for fun, casual self-expression.

Quirky cat tops offer a cheerful touch to conventional outfits.

Cat lover clothing strengthens the bond within the pet-loving community.

Humorous designs on t-shirts serve as conversation starters and mood lifters.

Selecting the right cat tee can add a personal flair to one's fashion sense.

Funny Cat Shirts: Purr-fect for Every Occasion

Funny cat shirts are not just clothing; they are a medium of expression for cat aficionados worldwide. Embracing witty feline humor, these comfortable cat tees serve as a stylish testament to the wearer's passion for their furry friends. Whether you're lounging around the house or attending a lively cat party, there's a cat-themed wardrobe piece for every occasion.

Why Funny Cat Shirts Make the Ultimate Statement

Cat statement shirts do more than just provide comfort; they let you wear your heart on your sleeve—or more accurately, your love for cats across your chest. These shirts resonate with like-minded individuals, making them the perfect conversational ice-breaker or a feel-good garment for anyone who can't resist the charm of a good cat pun.

From Casual Outings to Themed Parties

A staple in casual attire, funny cat shirts easily transition from a day out in the park to the centerpiece of your outfit at a themed shindig. Cat party apparel is designed to be as flexible and adaptable as the cats they celebrate. Donning a humorous cat shirt can add a dash of playfulness to your ensemble and make any event a bit more festive.

Selecting the Right Size and Fit for Maximum Impact

When it comes to making an impact with a funny cat shirt, size, and fit matter. A too-tight tee can be uncomfortable, while a shirt that's too large might fail to show off the design and humor effectively. Use the table below as a guide to help you find the perfect fit for your next cat-themed shirt purchase.SizeChest Width (inches)Shirt Length (inches)Fit RecommendationSmall1828Fitted for a sleek lookMedium2029Comfortable for everyday wearLarge2230Loose fit for relaxed styleXL2431Extra roomy for maximum comfortXXL2632Oversized for a laid-back vibe

Remember, the right cat shirt not only makes a statement but also exemplifies personal style and comfort. Whether you're adding to your collection or choosing a gift for a fellow cat lover, a perfectly fitting, funny cat shirt will surely be a hit.

Crafting the Ultimate Cat Pun Tees

Mastering the Art of Cat Puns for Your Apparel

Whether you're lounging at home or strutting down the street, a shirt with a well-crafted cat pun can make your day and that of others. The secret sauce? A purr-fect blend of wit, humor, and cuteness. These witty cat apparel pieces not only act as conversation starters but also showcase your personality sans words.

Top Trending Cat Puns on Tees in 2023

Stay ahead of the fashion curve and adorn your chest with the creme de la creme of cat puns this year. Here's a quick scratch at what's hot in the trending cat tees arena:

"Pawsitively Purrfect" - For the optimistically feline-fancying folks.

"You've Cat to be Kitten Me" - For moments that beg for a whisker of surprise.

"Meow or Never" - A rally cry for the now-or-never attitude.

"Cat-ch Me If You Can" - For the agile and adventurous.

"The Purr-fect Fit" - For tees that feel just right.

Creating Custom Punny Cat Shirts for Your Collection

There's nothing quite like having a custom cat t-shirt that speaks to you - or rather, purrs. There's an endless array of possibilities waiting to be unleashed on your apparel. From incorporating your cat's name to selecting a pun that fits their personality, the result is a unique garment that tells your story. Here are a few services that can help you bring your vision to life:Customization ServiceFeaturesWhy Cat Lovers Choose ThemPurrsonal TeesUser-friendly design tools, various apparel optionsIntuitive interface with a wide selection of fonts and graphicsMeowCraft CreatorsCollaborative design sessions, unique artworkPersonalized service with the touch of artisan designsCatPun KingPun generation tools, print-on-demandFor lovers of spontaneity and surprise pun combinationsThe Feline StudioHand-drawn illustrations, organic materialsEco-conscious choice with a homegrown feel

Donning a tee that's been tailored to your cat's charisma or your penchant for puns is more than just fashion; it's a statement. It's a wearable form of the joy that your whiskered companion brings to your life. So, get creative, have fun, and let your custom cat t-shirts do the talking...or should we say, the meowing!

The Art of Cartoon Cat Tees: Laugh and Love

Whether it's the classic humor of slapstick chase scenes or the contemporary wit of meme-inspired art, humorous cat illustrations on tees have garnered a following that cannot be ignored. These tops are more than just quirky fashion statements—they're a testament to the universal appeal of cats and the joy they bring into our lives.

Bold, eye-catching designs that appeal to all ages

High-quality materials that stand the test of snuggles and laughter

Limitless variety, from subtle line art to full-color cartoon glory

The charm of quirky cat tees lies in their ability to capture the playful spirit of cats while providing a dose of daily joy. These shirts offer a purr-fect way to showcase personal style with a dash of feline eccentricity.FeatureDescriptionBenefitsVibrant ColorsBright hues that bring cartoon cat characters to lifeEye-catching design ensures you stand out from the crowdDurable FabricsSoft cotton blends that endure wash after washLong-lasting wear for endless enjoymentSize InclusivityRanging from petite to plus sizes for all cat loversFits that flatter every body type and offer comfort

Are you ready to express your affection for cats with a shirt that makes you smile? Dive into the delightful collection of cartoon cat shirts, and let your love for cats and humor shine brightly on your sleeve.

Matching Cat T-Shirts for Owners and Their Furry Friends

For cat lovers who adore making a fashion statement that illustrates their bond with their beloved pets, matching cat owner shirts offer the perfect opportunity to do so. Not only are these coordinated cat outfits endearing, but they also provide a sense of unity between pet parents and their feline companions, championing the concept of twinning with your cat.

How to Coordinate Outfits with Your Cat

When it comes to selecting pet-and-owner apparel, the trick is to find designs that are harmonious without being overly identical. Look for complementary patterns or themes that resonate with the unique personality of your cat, ensuring that both you and your feline friend feel comfortable and stylish. The coordination can be as simple as a mutual color scheme or as intricate as matching graphics of your cat's breed.

Adorable Twinning Ideas for Cat Lovers

Embrace the joy of coordinated cat outfits with imaginative twinning ideas that are guaranteed to turn heads. Whether it's for a photo shoot, a walk around the neighborhood, or simply lounging at home, here are some delightful themes for your twinning adventures:

Paw-print patterns that reflect your cat's adventurous spirit

Cartoon illustrations of cats for a touch of whimsy

Quotes and sayings that celebrate cat ownership

Seasonal themes to commemorate holidays and special occasions together

Best Fabrics for Comfort and Style when Twinning

When selecting fabrics for your matching ensembles, prioritize materials that offer comfort for both you and your pet. Natural fibers like cotton are breathable and gentle on the skin, while stretchy fabrics ensure a good fit without restricting movement. Here's a quick guide to choosing the most suitable options:MaterialBenefits for HumansBenefits for CatsCottonSoft, breathable, and hypoallergenicNon-irritating and lightweightSpandex BlendFlexibility and durabilityAllows for easy movement and comfortSatinLuxurious feel for special occasionsSmooth texture that cats may enjoy

Personalized Cat T-Shirts: Express Your Love Uniquely

Transform your wardrobe and wear your heart on your sleeve with personalized cat apparel that truly represents the deep bond between you and your furry companion. Whether it’s for yourself or a thoughtful gift, these bespoke pieces offer a unique way to flaunt your cat's charm and your affection for them.

Designing a Shirt with Your Cat's Likeness

Embracing the essence of custom cat t-shirts involves capturing your pet’s unique personality and features in a wearable form. This can be as detailed as a photorealistic cat portrait shirt or a stylized graphic that reflects their distinctive markings or disposition. The process is creative, fun, and deeply personal.

Adding Personal Touches with Names and Dates

Incorporating personalized touches like your cat's name or a significant date can transform a simple tee into a cherished keepsake. These additions commemorate special memories and milestones, offering a way to celebrate your cat's life journey alongside your own.

Innovative Tools and Services for Customizing Your Tee

Advancements in digital printing and online design platforms have streamlined the process of creating bespoke cat tees. Easy-to-use interfaces allow cat owners to upload images, add text, and preview their designs in real-time, resulting in a professional and personalized end product.FeatureDescriptionBenefitsFabric QualityHigh-grade, comfortable materialsEnsures longevity and wearabilityPrinting MethodState-of-the-art digital or screen printingVibrant colors and precise detailingCustomization OptionsWide variety of fonts and graphicsEnables truly unique designsInteractive Design ToolsUser-friendly online interfacesSimplifies the design process

Remember, the beauty of personalized cat apparel lies not only in the aesthetic appeal but also in the emotional resonance it carries. Each customized piece tells a story, celebrates an unbreakable bond, and keeps your beloved pet close to you, no matter where life takes you.

Vintage Cat Tees: Classic Feline Fashion Statements

Embarking on a sartorial journey back in time, vintage cat tees have emerged not just as garments but as tokens of yesteryear's charm and affection for our whiskered companions. These garments, adorned with classic cat graphics tees, evoke a sense of nostalgia that resonates deeply with enthusiasts of both feline and retro fashion. As we delve into the allure of these timeless pieces, let's appreciate the artistry and sentimental value that turn an old-fashioned cat apparel item into a treasured wardrobe staple.

Exploring the Charm of Retro Cat Graphics on Apparel

The allure of retro cat shirts goes beyond mere fashion statements; it's about celebrating an era when simplicity reigned in design, yet creativity knew no bounds. The whimsical illustrations and bold colors typical of vintage cat fashion carve out a special place in the hearts of collectors and fashion aficionados alike. These treasured tops often feature well-preserved print graphics that have stood the test of time, making them authentic storytellers of past feline adorations.

Where to Find Vintage-Style Cat Tees

For those on the lookout for these perennially chic pieces, a myriad of options exists. Specialty thrift stores and vintage boutiques are the go-to places for original, one-of-a-kind finds. The rise of online shopping has also made it easier to hunt for vintage and retro cat-themed tees, with curated collections just a few clicks away. These digital storefronts often provide a broad selection of designs, ensuring that every cat lover finds a graphic that speaks to their personal style and the legacies they cherish.

Preserving the Nostalgia of Old-School Cat Imagery

As vintage cat tees continue to influence the contemporary fashion landscape, the conversation around preservation becomes ever more critical. These classic pieces not only serve as a retrospect but also inspire modern-day designers to infuse cat-centric fashion with a touch of bygone elegance. The preservation of these motifs is not just about maintaining the materiality of the tees; it's about holding on to the timeless spirit of cat admiration that transcends generational divides and remains an integral part of our cultural fabric.

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Tail Tales: Captivating Instagram Captions for Your Furry Friend

Introduction:

In the world of social media, Instagram stands out as the go-to platform for sharing snippets of our lives, and for many pet owners, that includes showcasing the adorable antics of their four-legged companions. Crafting the perfect caption can be the key to making your dog's photos stand out in the sea of Instagram feeds. If you're on a quest for the most engaging "dog captions for Instagram," look no further – we've got you covered with Tail Tales: Captivating Instagram Captions for Your Furry Friend.

Paws and Reflect:

"Embracing the simple joy of a walk in the park. 🍃🐾 #DogLife #PawsAndReflect"

This caption not only captures the essence of a leisurely stroll but also incorporates a play on words with "Paws and Reflect." Engaging captions often involve a touch of creativity, making them more memorable for your followers.

Furry and Fabulous:

"Living my best fur life – one belly rub at a time. 💖🐶 #FurryAndFabulous #DoggoLove"

Injecting a bit of humor and personality into your captions can help your Instagram posts stand out. "Furry and Fabulous" adds a touch of whimsy, creating a caption that mirrors the joyful spirit of your furry friend.

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Squad Goals:

"Hanging out with my hooman squad. 🧡👫🐾 #SquadGoals #BestBuds"

Incorporating popular phrases like "Squad Goals" brings a relatable element to your captions. Showcasing the bond between you and your dog can resonate with followers who share similar relationships with their pets.

Wagging My Way Into Your Heart:

"Just a pup wagging my way into your heart. 💕🐾 #WaggingMyWay #PuppyLove"

A touch of sweetness can go a long way. Expressing your dog's irresistible charm and affectionate nature can tug at the heartstrings of your followers, encouraging them to engage with your post.

Chasing Dreams and Squirrels:

"Chasing dreams, squirrels, and the occasional tail. 🌈🐿️ #DreamChaser #DogLife"

Playful and lighthearted captions, such as "Chasing dreams, squirrels, and the occasional tail," add an element of humor to your posts. People love to see the playful side of pets, and a well-crafted caption can enhance the humor in your photos.

Sniffing Out Adventures:

"On the scent of new adventures. 🌍🐕 #AdventurePup #ExploreTogether"

For the more adventurous dog and owner duo, captions that evoke a sense of exploration and discovery can resonate well. Highlighting your shared adventures invites followers to join in on the excitement.

Couch Potato Chronicles:

"Mastering the art of couch potato-ness. 🛋️🐾 #LazyDay #ChillMode"

Sometimes, the most charming captions are the ones that capture the laid-back moments. "Couch Potato Chronicles" humorously acknowledges the leisurely side of your dog's life, creating a relatable caption for those lazy days.

Sunny Days and Golden Fur:

"Soaking up the sunshine with my golden fur glow. ☀️🐶 #SunshinePup #GoldenHour"

Incorporating current trends, such as referencing "golden hour," can make your captions feel timely and relevant. This caption not only describes the moment but also adds a touch of warmth and radiance.

Conclusion:

Dog captions for instagram, Capturing the essence of your dog's personality in a single caption can turn a simple Instagram post into a memorable moment for your followers. From playful and humorous to heartwarming and adventurous, Tail Tales: Captivating Instagram Captions for Your Furry Friend provides a range of ideas to enhance your dog-centric posts. Remember, the key is to let your dog's unique charm shine through in both the photo and the caption, creating a connection that resonates with your audience and keeps them coming back for more tail tales.

Read more : - Goat Tales: An In-Depth Look at Indigenous Breeds in India

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Every fur parent knows that training your pup can be a challenging, but rewarding experience. That's why we've curated the top 5 dog training quotes from the pros to help inspire you and your furry family member reach your goals! From funny sayings to inspirational words of wisdom, these quotes are sure to give you some pawsitively great tips for training your pup! Watch now to learn more and start living a happier life with your four-legged friend! #dogtraining #quotes #furparents Check the full list of dog training quotes on - https://ift.tt/L9cwf06 by PetPress

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I just wanted to share my concerns since I don't usually see videos like this come across my dash unless they're being critiqued cause of who I choose to follow. :c

hi friend. This person works at some kind of animal sanctuary and is a trained professional. Also, if you actually listen to the video, he explains that he doesn’t interact with the animals (the brown bears) that he didn’t raise and doesn’t fully know and trust their behavior, because it is dangerous.

also the video literally has the text in it that says clearly “Do Not Attempt” because this man is a trained professional who works with wild animals for a living and is NOT encouraging people to treat wild animals as if they are domestic and safe to touch

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Reverse Crush

Reverse crushhhh!! One of my faveeee tropes haha! I hope that you guys like it too <3. Lemme know what you think!! 

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Marinette sighed dreamily, flopping face down onto her bed as a huge smile beamed across her face. Her kwami flitted nearby, laughing quietly as she watched the young girl. Marinette dropped her chin on her hands, murmuring, “Did you see him today, Tikki? Wasn’t he just amazing? I just love him so much.” 

She dissolved into a fit of giggles, hiding her blushing face into her hands as she squealed. Her legs kicked behind her excitedly, already replaying the akuma attack in her mind as she thought over their interaction. How could he be so perfect? 

Tikki shook her head at her fondly before saying, “Yes, Marinette, I did see Chat Noir today. I’m very proud of you, too. You managed to speak normally to him, too. That’s a great sign of improvement.”

She lifted her head back up, glaring at her kwami whose eyes were glimmering back at her teasingly. Marinette was too giddy to argue, however, and she simply flipped over onto her back, staring up at her ceiling with a dopey smile on her face. She only snapped out of her daydreams when TIkki hovered above her face, waving a hand at her. 

“You’re daydreaming again, Marinette,” she said, crossing her arms across her chest.

“I know!” She squealed, slapping her palms to her cheeks as another happy giggle left her. Flushing darkly, she looked over at the wall of pictures she had of Ladybug and Chat. Marinette then smiled softly at her favorite picture. It was one Alya had taken for her personal Instagram account. She and Chat had been out on patrol when it started raining, forcing them both underneath the same umbrella. His eyes were focused on her in the picture and she wondered what he could possibly be thinking about. Was it possible for him to like her back? Could he have feelings for his clumsy, little bug?

Sighing forlornly, Marinette trailed her fingers delicately over his cheek, wishing she could do that in real life. Turning to face the ceiling once again, she blinked in confusion when she heard a light thump on her balcony. Quickly, she shot her gaze over to Tikki and the kwami immediately took the hint, hiding inside the miracle box she had carefully hidden. Pushing herself up and off the bed, she carefully opened her trapdoor, her hand clenched into a tight fist just in case.

Instead of seeing an akuma or a burglar attempting to rob her, however, she instead saw the slouched form of her partner. He was leaning against her balcony, his ears drooped over his head as he stared out at the setting sun. Marinette’s heart stumbled in her chest as she pulled herself up, tilting her head at him in confusion. “Chat Noir? W-what, um, what are you doing here?”

Immediately, he perked up, whirling around to face her with a tight, forced smile. She instantly felt herself soften, her nervousness disappearing to be replaced with worry. Why did her kitty look so sad? 

“Purrincess, fancy seeing you here,” Chat responded with a false, chipper voice. 

Marinette frowned, scolding the butterflies she felt in her chest after he called her princess. Now wasn’t really the time for her to focus on the fact that he just flirted with her. She was going to help him. Just like how he helped her with so many akuma attacks. Taking a cautious step toward him, she swallowed a lump in her throat before gesturing at her balcony. Giggling nervously, she replied, “I, um, live here.”

“Right. Of course you do,” Chat grimaced, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. “Sorry for bothering you. I can leave now.”

He extended his baton and Marinette immediately rushed forward, waving her hands in an attempt to stop him. Calling out to him, she yelled, “Wait, wait, wait! Y-you’re not bothering me at all! I-I just... is everything alright? You seemed sad.”

“That obvious, huh?” He gave her a small smirk, shrugging his shoulders.

She flushed faintly before nodding her head. Taking another slow step toward him, she sighed in relief when he reduced his baton. Perhaps Tikki was right. Maybe she was making progress. This was the most sense she had ever made around her partner. Plus, Chat was staring at her with a look she couldn’t quite identify. Her heart fluttered in her chest again before she shoved it away when he started speaking again.

“Come with me,” Chat spoke softly, extending a hand out to her as he jerked his head out toward the city. “I know a place that’ll be purrfect for the two of us.”

He winked at her and Marinette immediately knew that all hope was lost. She was surprised that she didn’t melt into a puddle right then and there. Instead, her words rushed together at a mile a minute, making no sense as she chuckled awkwardly. “M-me, g-go with you? B-but you’re a civilian and I’m a superhero. I-I mean you’re a superhero and I’m a civilian. Besides, I have fomework. Homework! I have homework!”

He blinked at her in astonishment for a bit before he threw his head back in a loud laugh. Marinette turned a dark red, ducking her head down as she tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear. Was it possible to die of embarrassment? 

“Well, that was pawsitively adorable.” Chat said after laughing. She immediately snapped her head back up to look at him in shock. The butterflies roared back to life as he gave her another wink, beckoning her forward with his still-extended hand. “Come on, homework can wait, can’t it?”

Biting her lip shyly, she slowly took his hand, squeaking with surprise as he lifted her up into his arms. Peeking up at him from beneath her lashes, he murmured to her quietly, “Close your eyes, okay? It can get a little windy.”

Feeling her heart thump in her chest, Marinette nodded, wrapping her arms around him as she closed her eyes. She leaned into his embrace, shivers tingling up and down her body as she realized her crush was holding her. This was the luckiest she had ever been. 

When he put her down after a few moments, she gasped in surprise. They were currently on top of the Eiffel Tower, Paris’ lights twinkling around them. Whirling around, she faced Chat who was smiling shyly. Gesturing around them, he asked, “Do you like it?”

“Like it?! Chat, I love it!” Marinette said emphatically, “This is beautiful!” 

He beamed proudly and, for the first time, she felt like his bad mood had disappeared. Feeling pleased with herself for giving him a genuine smile, she hoped that his bad mood would stay away. Marinette then slowly sat down to look out over her city, a small smile on her lips as she listened to the sound of traffic below. She was surprised when she felt Chat sit down next to her, his hand brushing against hers lightly.

Flushing a deep red, she shifted slightly, hesitant to bring up any bad memories. Sucking in a deep breath of courage, Marinette asked, “So, did something happen today, or...?”

Chat sighed quietly, placing his head on his hand as he murmured, “I was more tired than anything, I guess. My work can get exhausting. Plus...,” he paused once briefly to glance at her before continuing, “I don’t think the girl I like likes me back.”

She immediately felt herself stiffen. Surely he couldn’t be talking about her? She was always so obvious. Tapping her two index fingers together, Marinette murmured, “T-the girl you like?”

A wide smile spread across his face as he gazed at her. “Yeah. She’s a fellow classmate of mine. Very smart and very purrety, too. The thing is, when I flirt with her, she seems to take everything as a joke. I don’t think she realizes I actually like her.”

“Sounds like an idiot,” Marinette muttered under her breath grumpily. So it wasn’t her then. It was some pretty, amazing girl in Chat’s class. That girl was so lucky and she had no idea. 

He laughed loudly, nudging her shoulder with his as his eyes glimmered over at her knowingly. “No, she’s really not. Purrhaps a little oblivious but not an idiot.”

Sighing quietly, Marinette glanced away from him, feeling slightly hopeless. If only she could slap some sense into the girl Chat likes. Looking down at Paris sadly, she said, “If it makes you feel any better, I don’t think the guy I like likes me back either.”

“What?! You like a guy?!” Chat immediately turned his head to look at her, a strange expression crossing his face before he backtracked. “I-I mean, w-what makes you think that?”

Chuckling bitterly at herself, she shook her head. “I can be pretty stupid around my crush. I say the wrong thing or I stutter on my words. I’m incredibly clumsy too. I’m sure he must think I’m silly. He probably knows I like him and is trying to save my feelings by not telling me.”

“Hey,” Chat placed his hands on her shoulders, bringing her gaze back to him as he spoke to her seriously, “Marinette, you’re an absolutely amazing girl! Any guy would be lucky to have you like him. And, besides, your clumsiness is adorable. I’m jealous of him already.”

She bit her lip to contain her beaming smile. Chat was jealous of... well, himself! Plus, he called her amazing! He may be in love with someone else but it was her he was bringing to the top of the Eiffel Tower and her he fought akumas with every day. The girl he was in love with sounded oblivious too so maybe she did still have a chance. 

Feeling her face heat up, Marinette asked, “Really?”

“Really,” Chat smiled back at her, his hands still on her shoulders as he squeezed them gently. 

Feeling giddy, she then murmured shyly, “I feel the exact same about that girl you like. She’s lucky to have you, even if she doesn’t know it yet.”

He blinked at her a few times before a soft, adoring smile spread across his face. “She really is.”

Marinette then turned away from him, a strong urge to press forward and kiss him filling her. Instead of doing that, though, she leaned her head against his shoulder, sighing quietly as she looked out at the city of Paris. This was enough. Even if Chat wasn’t in love with her, she could live with being his best friend. Having him in her life was just perfect for her.

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Pawsitively Purrfect: The Enchanting World of Cats

Once, in the warm shadows of Ancient Egypt, nestled along the life-giving banks of the Nile, there was a village known for its majestic cats. It wasn’t the richness of the crops or the elegance of the architecture that set this village apart; it was the presence of these revered felines, believed to be the earthly embodiments of the goddess Bastet, protector of homes and bringer of good fortune. In this village lived Anippe, a young girl with a heart as kind as the Nile was long. Anippe had a special affinity with these divine creatures; she understood them in a way that no one else did. It was said that she could even communicate with them. One day, the village stirred with excitement and fear. A rare celestial event was to occur - a solar eclipse, believed to be a time when the world balanced on the edge of order and chaos. It was during this time that the High Priest proclaimed a prophecy: "Only the unity of human and divine can uphold Ma'at, the balance and order of the world, against the looming shadow." Anippe, understanding the gravity of this prophecy, knew in her heart that it was her calling to uphold Ma'at by fostering unity between the villagers and the divine cats. However, convincing the villagers of her purpose proved challenging. Many feared the idea of relying on what they considered mere animals, seeing them as unpredictable and beneath human wisdom. Undeterred, Anippe sought the counsel of the oldest and wisest cat, Sekhmet, named after the lioness warrior goddess. Sekhmet was more than just a cat; she was a majestic being with emerald eyes that held the wisdom of the ages. "Great Sekhmet," Anippe began, "our village faces great peril. The High Priest speaks of a darkness that could consume our world if we do not stand united. Please, tell me how we can bridge the divide between our worlds." Sekhmet listened intently, her gaze never wavering from Anippe’s eager eyes. She finally spoke in a voice that seemed to echo the ancients, "The solution lies not in grand gestures, but in the simple acts of kindness and understanding. Show your people the depth of our spirits, let them see that we are not just cats, but guardians of the balance." Inspired by Sekhmet's wisdom, Anippe organized a gathering at the heart of the village as the eclipse approached. She encouraged each villager to bring an offering to the cats - a token of respect and unity. Hesitant at first, the villagers began to see the truth in Anippe's words as the cats received the offerings with grace, purring their thanks in the soft light of the setting sun. As the moon began to cast its shadow, darkening the lands as foretold, the cats encircled the village. In that moment, a magnificent light radiated from the cats, forming a barrier that kept the darkness at bay. The villagers watched in awe as the balance was preserved, not by mighty deeds, but by the strength of their shared bond with the divine felines. From that day forward, the cats of the village were no longer seen as mere animals, but as cherished protectors and friends. Anippe was celebrated as a hero, her name forever synonymous with unity and understanding. The village thrived, blessed by the continued protection of the cats. Stories of Anippe and the magical night when humans and divine felines stood together against the darkness were passed down through generations, a testament to the power of love and respect between all creatures. And so, in the enchanting world of cats, nestled along the banks of the ancient Nile, unity and balance reigned, a reminder that even the smallest of creatures can hold the key to preserving harmony in the world. Read the full article

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And Everything was Perfect

Happy Holidays @royal-arts! @sanderssidesgiftxchange

Summary: Roman flirts with all his roommates on a bet, but the tables turn when one of them actually flirt back.

Prinxiety, and some swears. Hope you enjoy! This was so fun to write!

Roman knew bets were stupid. He knew they were kind of like a dumb fraternity thing. Honestly, they were a dumb fraternity thing. However, as he stared across their dining room table, over to his lanky smirking purple haired roommate, he couldn’t stop the loud fast beating of his heart. Perhaps it was fear, and perhaps it was excitement, but watching Virgil Teo ponder over his fate made his heart pump like he had just run a marathon.

"Tell you what, Roman." Virgil had a big smirk on his face, and he cupped his chin with his hand. “You can flirt right? What with all your many, many dates?”

Roman felt that blow in his soul. Sure, he used to flirt tons in college, what with all the cute guys and girls there. But now, he hadn’t been on any dates for the longest time, let alone be able to flirt during said dates. “Fuck off.”

Virgil waved a hand dismissively. “Whatever. Anyways, my bet is for you to flirt with all our roommates. If you can fluster all of them by the end of the week, I’ll give you 10 bucks.”

“All of them?” Roman couldn’t hide his shock, despite his job as an actor.

Sipping his coffee mug, Virgil’s smug smirk widened. “Yep. All of them.” All Roman could do was flip Virgil off.

He smirked. “Aw, don’t give me attitude, Santos.”

“I’ll give you all the attitude I want, Teo.”

---

Roman wasn't particularly sure on where to start, or how to start. He had 3 roommates in total, including Virgil. Patton Charan was the bubbliest and probably the easiest to fluster. Logan Williams was colder and more studious, so he'd probably flirt with him afterwards.

So Roman ambushed Patton in the kitchen, Virgil quietly sitting at the dining table. They had decided that in order for this to be fair, Virgil would try his best to watch Roman's flirting attempts.

"Oh, hey Ro! I just finished baking these cookies. They're really hot though, so you probably have to wait a bit before eating." Patton smiled, large round wire rimmed glasses framing his bright brown eyes. He was wearing a light blue sweater, the reindeer in the middle staring up at Roman cheerfully.  

Where to start? Roman shoved his hands awkwardly into his sweatpants pockets, then, after a moment's hesitation, pulled them out again. His stomach was churning, and his palms had a thin layer of sweat on them. Think, think, think, what type of flirting would work on Patton? He likes puns, right? Maybe a pick up line would do the trick.

"Hey Patton, are you a kitten? Because you're pawsitively adorable." Roman leaned against the kitchen counter, and gave Patton finger guns.

Patton just looked amused. "I'm glad you think so, kiddo! You're pretty a-meow-zing yourself."

Shit. It didn't work. Roman shot a glance at Virgil, who had his head buried in a copy of some book about bands, probably his new hyperfixation, a bad attempt of hiding his soft snorts and giggles. Roman inwardly scoffed. As if he could flirt any better.

He tried again, picking up a cookie and taking a bite. It was, undeniably, a good cookie. "This tastes amazing, Patton. You should try it."

Roman held the bitten cookie in front of Patton's mouth, offering to him. Whether this would fluster Patton was hard to tell. He smiled, his pearly white teeth biting into the cookie without much hesitation.

"It does taste good!" Patton declared.

Urgh, Patton! He was supposed to be the easiest to fluster, but he seemed immune to all the techniques Roman threw at him. Okay. Calm down. He grabbed another cookie (they really were very delicious) and using his mouth, offered it to Patton. "Want a bite? " He asked, muffled by the cookie between his teeth. This felt incredibly awkward. Patton really was just a friend to him and he was pretty sure he had a thing for Logan.

Patton must have felt the same way. His eyes widened in surprise. Running a nervous hand through his curly black hair, he managed to sputter out a couple words, a blush spreading on his face. "I, er, what?"

Roman glanced over at Virgil, who shot him a thumbs up. He did it. He felt terribly uncomfortable, but nonetheless, he did it. "Sorry Patton, I don't know what came over me." He apologised profusely.

Patton laughed, his good nature and cheery attitude returning back as though nothing had happened. "It must have been the cookies," he joked.

"Yeah." Roman shot a glance at Virgil. "It must have been that."

--- The next target was Logan. He was sitting in the living room, legs crossed and a book in his hand. Roman was pretty sure how to flirt properly with Logan. The poor dude was probably touch starved or something. Roman certainly was.

Everyone in the house was single, surprisingly, despite them all being objectively very attractive in their own right. Patton had an air of innocence in front of his strong emotional maturity and, accompanied with his dark brown eyes that shined with cheer, it made him extremely cute. Logan was more of the sensible, silent sort, with mystery that surrounded him. Later revealing him not really giving a shit. And Virgil - well, Virgil was special. His purple hair, dark clothes and eyeliner made him an emo, he supposed. But the light in his eyes, the way he bounced when he talked about his latest hyperfixation, literally everything about him, made Virgil Teo by far the most attractive person, not just in the house, but in the world - no, universe.

Anyways, he was getting off track. Roman stood in front of Logan, and was unnoticed by him till he tapped him gently on the shoulder, and said, “Oh Logan, your eyes are absolutely enthralling in the light. And your smile, why, it brightens the room and casts a brilliant beam of happiness on everyone in the surrounding proximity. And your mere presence makes my heart sing and my mind weep, at the thought of us not being together.”

Logan ignored him.

Meanwhile, Virgil was about to pass out on the dining room table, the stupidity of the situation drowning him in laughter.

Roman sighed inwardly. Guess he had to flirt the nerdy way. “Logan, you must be the square root of negative 1, because there is no way you are real.”

No response.

Roman persevered, he memorised almost 50 of these. “Do you have 11 protons, because you’re sodium fine.”

A vague blush was visible on Logan’s face.

“You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.”

The blush seemed to spread, and Logan hid his face in his book.

“You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.” The pickup lines were incredibly dumb, but they seemed to work. Turns out being prepared does pay off. Watching Logan embarrassedly flip Roman off was somehow the pinnacle of his existence.

--- “Hey Virgil.” Roman had a good grasp on what Virgil liked and disliked, and what kind of flirting would probably work on him. After all, he did say to flirt with all his roommates. He slid into Virgil’s room and shot him a charming smile. At least, he hoped it was charming.

“Yeah? Are you here to collect your winnings?” Virgil was typing furiously on his keyboard. “Can’t help you now, man. I have a sudden brainwave for the next chapter in my novel.” The clickity clack of his mechanical keyboard washed over Roman and surrounded him, and he suddenly realised his palms were sweaty. He continued on, regardless.

“I don’t want my winnings, at least not now.” Roman tapped Virgil’s shoulder and when he turned to look at him, he used a finger to lightly push up Virgil’s chin so that he was looking at Roman. Virgil’s eyes widened a little, but he didn’t flinch. “Because, you know … I haven’t flirted with all my roommates.”

He leaned in, close enough that his nose would have brushed against Virgil’s if he was an inch closer. Virgil’s warm breath, blew gently across his face and Roman had to try his hardest not to blush as he gazed at his dark brown eyes. He gave Virgil a small smile, one that succeeded in pinkening Virgil’s cheeks. “You look really good in black and purple.” Still smiling, he watched as the light pink darkened into a bright red. Roman could hear his heart pounding in his chest, pure adrenaline rushing through his veins.

“Absolutely ador-” Roman stopped his comment mid sentence, distracted by the sudden smirk that seemed to grow on his face, lighting it up with an air of mischief that he had constantly seen before. However, the seemingly familiar look felt different. It was the look Virgil gave whenever Roman had just been a victim of one of Virgil’s latest sarcastic quips, or one of Virgil’s dares he had too much pride to reject. But, it felt - it felt flirtatious. Suddenly, it was as if Virgil did a swift roundhouse kick at Roman, and now he was lying flat on the floor, vulnerable.

Virgil stood up and Roman was reminded how tall Virgil was, at 179cm. His hair was a dark purple, and the sparkling eyes underneath it managed to trigger a shocking red to decorate Roman's face. "You can't fluster me that easily, Princey. Try harder."

There were many, many butterflies in his stomach, and all of them decided this was the perfect time to fly around rapidly. "I ... I …" Roman couldn't find anything he could say. Virgil's presence, flirtatious, had him spluttering and blushing, all his smoothness lost.

He found himself against Virgil's bedroom wall, Virgil himself head cocked to the side and a smirk on his face. How had Roman never noticed how hot he was, with his beautiful almond eyes and the gentle curve of a smile dancing on his lips. They looked so so…

Kissable.

"Kiss me?" Roman said suddenly, and he could see Virgil's eyes widen in surprise. A wave of pink washed over his face and he laughed.

"Of course, Princey." And suddenly, Virgil was kissing Roman and Roman was kissing Virgil. One hand behind Virgil's neck and another in his fluffy purple hair. He was intoxicated by the faint strawberry scent that must have been from Virgil's body soap, and the coarseness from his chapped lips, and everything else and more, all of the tiny details that managed to form his handsome Virgil. He was only truly realizing this now, as Virgil wrapped his arms around his waist.

Memories, old and new, all the way from their highschool days to now, managed to stream towards Roman simultaneously from where they once lay forgotten. Virgil was shooting middle fingers while yelling at his highschool bullies. Virgil was laughing and jumping up and down in joy, happiness glowing from his face, from when he found out they were going to the same college. Virgil was sleeping, head collapsed over textbooks and lecture notes. Virgil was graduating, side by side with Roman. Virgil was amazing.

And Roman loved Virgil.

--- Months past, and in those eventful months, Logan and Patton moved out together and it was just Roman and Virgil left. They started having movie nights, and with both their busy schedules, it was nice to just take a break and relax with their partner.

One night, as Roman sat next to Virgil on the couch, a big bowl of popcorn on the coffee table in front of them, a question suddenly popped into his head.

"Hey, Virgil." He started, popping popcorn into his mouth.

Virgil had his eyes on the screen, but he tore them away and looked over at him. "Yeah?"

"You know that bet you made that ended up in us making out?"

Smirking, Virgil leaned closer. "What about it? You want to recreate it or something?"

Pink dusted Roman's cheeks. "Er, not yet. But, did you bet me to flirt with all our roommates on purpose?"

"I-" It was Virgil's turn to blush. "Maybe?"

"Huh." Roman looked thoughtful, and then pouted. "So I wasn't being clever for flirting with you?"

Virgil smirked. "Pretty much."

"You could have just asked." He laughed.

"Well," Virgil teased, "could you kiss me now?"

Roman did. And everything was perfect.

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Sunday-Wednesday T & G reading

The usual

Finished

Tumblr: 

Hair Cut, by @bloody-bee-tea

Teen:

the fair and the brave and the good must die, by Lise

Rumor carries word of a ghost in Yiling to Cloud Recesses. Lan Wangji follows.

(Years after Wei Wuxian's death, Lan Wangji reunites with him on a night hunt.)

Just Get a Room!, by Azura_lights_18

"Huaisang what the hell?"

"What you asked me for a top?"

“Yeah and I meant a t-shirt. What about long, sexy, screams fuck me does this say?”

“Lan Zhan is tall, sexy and when he saw your picture basically screamed fuck me so…”

diamonds are wei wuxian's worst enemy, by thefaceofno

Lately he's been expecting Lan Zhan to tell him that he wants something real, something that’s more than just convenience between two people who work in the same office and carpooled before they even started sleeping together because Wuxian’s apartment is just over the road from Lan Zhan’s, more than two people who are seeing each other because the other is close and easy.

Lan Zhan looks up at him. If today is the day – Wuxian isn’t prepared.

“I want to get married.”

Oh.

Well. Lan Zhan’s uncle is always telling him he has to get married, telling him about prospective wives and husbands, but Lan Zhan has denied them all until now. He hasn’t told Wuxian why or how he managed to get his uncle off of his back. Wuxian wants to ask what changed, why Wuxian isn’t enough for him anymore, but he doesn't know if he's allowed.

"Okay."

aka the fic where wei wuxian accidentally helps plan his own wedding.

A Jealous Flower Tries To Break The Sun's Silver Moon, by Preludian_Staves (12 chapters)

Believing his mother when she said that no good son of a servant owed everything to the Jiang Sect, Jiang Wanyin tries to guilt Wei Wuxian into giving him his Golden Core after finding Wen Qing's Golden Core theory.

Or

Wei Wuxian learns how to rediscover his place in the Cultivation World during the Sunshot Campaign and after the War. Possibly with help along the way.

A Breath Held in Suspense Will Always Lead To An Exhale of Relief, by wolfsharingan15

Wei Ying and Lan Zhan are happily living in the Burial Mounds with the Wens and are raising Wei Yuan in, more or less, contented bliss. Things couldn’t have been going better. In fact, on one such occasion, Wen Ning and Lan Zhan left to go greet Jiang Cheng, Jin Yanli, and Lan Xichen. However, when Wei Ying’s barrier crumbles with a threat of a surprise attack from a rogue cultivator. Wei Ying quickly spurs into action to protect his home.

General:

Anticipation, by Befallings

For the Untamed Winterfest 2019 Prompt 24: Anticipation

Diamond in the ruff, by orphan_account

Jin Ling's spiritual dog, Fairy, is pawsitively amazing... and it turns out there's a rather suprising reason for that. When Fairy's real identity is revealed, Jin Ling and the rest of the junior squad embark on a search for answers, and a place in the world for their new friend.

Celebration, by Befallings

For the Untamed Winterfest 2019 Prompt 25: Celebration

Father's Day (For both of us?), by Shadoak_uwu (5th in a series)

"Oh yeah, I did say about I'm giving birth to someone. There is no way people will believe that, Sheesh." Replied Wei Wuxian, clicking his tounge in disbelief.

"Well, sorry to disappoint you, Wei Wuxian but you are the master of doings the impossible! If Lan Qiren hear you can give birth, he will be one hundred percent believe it, idiot! Mind your words, without context, people will get the wrong idea!" Scolded Jiang Wanyin, lecturing the heck out Wei Wuxian who was pouting, unhappy that he got scolded.

Lan Wangji is not Jealous (So he join them), by Shadoak_uwu (6th in a series)

"You are staring, Lan Zhan! What, do you want to hug Xuan-ge too??? Tell us, Lan er-gege!" giggled Wei Wuxian, shamelessly flirting with the tall male in front of them.Jin Zixuan swore he want to smack Wei Wuxian for offering the tall man to join their cuddling session. He was not ready to die again.

Lan Wangji scoffed as he want to deny it but then, He stared at Jin Zixuan again. Everyone was shocked when the tall Lan replied to Wei Wuxian offer with a single statement,

"Mn, I will. " And walked away. Jiang Wanyin slowly closed his door and stared at the others in disbelief.

Unfinished

Teen:

What has long been concealed, by Gaby007

The Burial Mounds change everything falling in their grasp, Wei Wuxian is well-placed to know it. Lan Wangji is rather nonplussed when he learns his beloved's secret yet seizes the opportunity to finally bring the Yiling Patriarch to Gusu and keep him safe.

Now, he just has to keep Wei Ying hidden from the cultivation world, and maybe he will get to learn some secrets of the Lan sect as he does.

The Passion of the Cut Sleeve, by Afriendlyenigma

Raised in a strict traditionalist family, Lan Zhan lets his uncle's many rules guide his adult life, giving structure and meaning in the places where a thick fog of loneliness threatens to choke him.

But just when he thought he had accepted his calm but empty existence, a gust of wind and a ray of sunshine comes along to clear away the mist, revealing that he had been somewhere beautiful all along, by someone more beautiful even than the exquisitely embroidered sleeve of his finest heirloom silk robe...

Rabbit Charm, by aoeros

“You gotta promise me that when you’re back home and settled in, I’ll be the first you come to see. Because I’m going to miss you more than anyone else will, Lán Zhàn. Except your brother, of course.”

“Of course. I promise to come find you first after I’ve settled back in.”

“Great! Then I promise to call you whenever I can. And, I will definitely not forget you.”

Battle Chefs, by sami

BATTLE CHEFS IS COMING!

by Qin Su

The new season of Battle Chefs is upon us, and once again I will be recapping every episode. Join us to discuss the latest season of everyone's favourite video-game-themed cooking contest!

Wen Qing is returning as the Referee and Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli will be our Players for the PvP section once again. Raid Boss Wei Ying is sure to make things interesting as always, and the trailers for this season promised us new heights of drama and excitement.

They honestly could have just promised us pretty. It's going to be great!

A Glimpse Into the Future, by SallySPT

When Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian help save a sacred shrine in the forest outside of Caiyi town during their time at Cloud Recesses, they are gifted with two glimpses into the future. Wei Wuxian asks to see the Twin Prides of Yunmeng leading Lotus Pier. Instead of the future they expect, the two see their future selves fighting at a Cultivation Conference in Lotus Pier. Discovering this, Jiang Cheng asks to see where their relationship went wrong. The two are then shown the aftermath of the burning of Lotus Pier. Horrified at their future, the two promise to work to change their fate.

Featuring Wei Wuxian having a gay awakening upon realizing he’s married to Lan Wangji in the future.

Whatever it takes, by Moonlit_dewdrops

Jiang Cheng and Wei WuXian are sent back to the past. This time, they can save everyone they love. They can make the right choices. They can learn to trust one another. However, everything comes with a price.

245_00$a Wangxian Collection, by nerdzeword (7th in a series)

Extent: 37 boxes total, comprised of assorted papers, three manuscripts, a ribbon, art, paperwork from Yiling Orphanage, music scores, approximately three terabytes of video footage on cassette, cds, and flash drives; and a broken compass

Written for the MXTX Museum Gala

catch and release (and catch again), by Gaez (bell_flowers)

Before he can even puzzle out what’s happened he’s falling. Falling but still holding Lan Zhan’s hand. Still holding Lan Zhan’s hand because Sandu has severed Lan Zhan’s wrist.

(Lan Zhan was not supposed to catch him. He most certainly wasn’t supposed to follow Wei Wuxian over the cliff.)

The Hate and Love of family, by Moonlit_dewdrops

Wei Wuxian gets sent home after the fight with Jin Zixuan. Jiang Cheng is right to have worried.

this moment, worth keeping, by OrdinaryRealities

Post-canon, Lan Xichen, Jiang Cheng, and Wei Wuxian walk into a clearing...

Or, eight novel characters watch CQL. Shenanigans ensue, but more serious topics are also brought to light. An exploration of the differences between novel and show.

Here With Me, by iamwish

Wen Qing finds him on the roof of where he’s been staying, nursing a jar of Sishu’s wine. “Wei Wuxian! What are you doing up there?” Wei Wuxian hasn’t had nearly enough wine to get tipsy, let alone drunk enough for his words to slur, but he slurs them anyway for nostalgia. “What if Lan Zhan doesn’t fall in love with me?” - Wei Wuxian finds himself in the past, a few months before the Gusu Lan lectures, and decides that his best shot at hiding his trauma fixing the future is faking his own kidnapping and asking Wen Qing who all he needs to kill before she or someone she trusts is in charge of QishanWen. Clearly, he thought this through. Or: Wei Wuxian creates a No War!AU, and then he has to live in it.

General:

Baby Whisperer Wei Wuxian, by Preludian_Staves

Thanks to his ability of soothing children everywhere he goes, Wei Wuxian accidentally acquires a child during the Cloud Recesses study arc and it changes things in how he interacts with the Lan Sect.

Friendship Is A Saw Worth Keeping, by DevieKlutz

Lan Wangji has a quiet life full of routine and he is content with that until a loud, chaotic new neighbor starts borrowing his things, using power tools at inexplicable times, and doing all the things Lan Wangji always thought would annoy him. He IS annoyed. That's definitely why his heart rate always escalates when he sees his new neighbor. That's the only reason.

He is wrong of course.