ngl im sad that they fired mourinho, it doesn't make any sense... he won romas first european trophy in 60 years and lead them to another european final (one of the worst robberies i've ever seen tbh) and got sacked a year later... talk about being ungrateful and disrespectful 💀 roma isn't even getting bad results, they're just five points behind the champions league places... mourinho was doing absolute miracles with that shitty ass team and i really believe that they're not going to win anything so soon with another coach... anyways, fuck roma 😗
He was punching above the team's weight for a long time. Roma is gonna be for a rude shock when they find out that with that budget and a new coach they will be even worse off. An UEL final is something which should not have even been possible with a net spend of 7 million and a team full of washed or loan players (not you Dybala sweetie) but Mou did it. Because he is the special one and Roma is gonna realize just why he is called that 🫡 . The question is will Dybala stay ?
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leo: his eyes widen by half (.5) a millimeter.
ney: jumps ten feet in the air, lets out a high-pitched scream, n adamantly denies it when its brought up later.
luis: immediately punches whoevers next to him. like without even thinking. its his genuine fear response.
luka: at first he covers his face n lets out a quiet lil squeal, then when the adrenaline wears off he starts swearing in croatian.
alisson: poor lad. hes already pretty anxious, so if one of his teammates scare him as a prank he'll be shaken up for a couple hours afterwards.
paulo: hes dragged to some kinda haunted house attraction or something, n every time someone jumpscares him he jus,,, screams back at them. yknow, like a psychopath.
sergio: essentially (and loudly) rattles off every swear that exists, in english and spanish! if its a person that scared him, he will grab em n threaten em in that,,, special way only he knows.
muller: this man. lets out the most ear bleeding, glass shattering, LOUDEST fuckin scream ever recorded in human history, all bc he saw a bug or some shit.
erling: fight or flight kicks in n his ass chooses FLIGHT. books it outta there fast enough to break the sound barrier. may or may not end up knocking a few ppl over in his hurry.
mourinho: oh you gotta be careful with him. hes so genuinely high-strung that a good scare runs the risk of sending him into cardiac arrest (it is for this reason that all horror movies are off the table when the roma players do movie night).
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