#paula wessely

[postcard-from-the-past]

Austrian theatre actress Paula Wessely on a vintage postcard

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Paula Wesseley in Maskerade 1934 | dir. Willi Forst

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Das Königspaar der österreichischen Schauspielkunst

Paula Wessely als Sophie Nagelmüller und Attila Hörbiger als ihr Gatte Hermann in “Ich und meine Frau” (1953)

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earthbound old man tier list

S Tier: Doctor Andonuts. idc what anyone says, he is a fascinating bewilderful tragic morally dubious rubiks cube of a character, and if i think about him for longer than 10 seconds i get so emo i wanna dye my hair black and run away into the woods. he is also very funny. i would squash him like putty.

A Tier: Wess. mother 3 wouldn't be mother 3 without Wess and i'm not kidding. i love how he is written as both a terrifying abusive father and also a genuinely wise antifa ally, the duality of humanity or whatever. a bunch of his lines still give me chills to this day. especially [ this one ]

Leder as well. absolute fucking real one. imagine taking a vow of silence for the rest of your life to protect your beloved community, none of whom even can remember the sacrifices you've made for them, singlehandedly bearing a lifetime of unfathomable trauma to spare them theirs. he is atlas with the planet earth on his shoulders. yet another character who turns my brains into spaghetti-os.

B Tier: George is one of the most intriguing characters in the series. Boy, I wish Itoi took the time to actually Write him!!! so many questions, so little canon material, but my imagination does drive me a bit to madness with this guy I fear.

C Tier: the fuck do you mean Geldegarde Monotoli was super wicked evil under Giygas' influence, kidnapped Paula, took over Cartoon New York with sheer capitalist ruthlessness - then as soon as you break the Mani Mani statue he's like -tiny bichon frise sneeze- "ouuugghhh goodness gracious i'm so sorry, i don't know what came over me, i am so harmless and frail and made of pudding also" -little pekingese cough- and Paula is like "don't worry ness 👧 he was just a sweet old man all along lol!!!" nvm it's pretty funny actually

Grandpa Alec goes in C Tier too. imo he's well written in chapter 1. his reaction to grief feels really off-kilter in a strangely human & believable way, like?? he is snapping at Lucas and immediately feeling remorse, cracking jokes to try and assure Flint (and himself) everything is ok when it clearly isn't, kooky silly and also unsettling at the same time. i think people forget that he's also a messy clumsy maladjusted grieving dad, just like Flint. but after chapter 1 he kinda falls off, doesn't have much interesting to say or add to the story. i find myself kinda wishing Lucas had a closer relationship to his grandpa implied post-timeskip… oh well.

is Jonel old? his sprite doesn't look ancient but considering his attitude & his adult kids I imagine him to be in his 60's probably. i like that he's a bit of an asshole, and his moment at the prayer sanctuary implies a religious aspect to the village that's super intriguing… iirc he has a line all the way in New Pork where he trash talks Flint for still holding out hope & tryin to find Claus, and it's like?? damn, Jonel, a cunt to the bitter end!! gotta love that.

likewise Mayor Pusher is one of those Tazmily villagers who really highlights how fake & callous some of these people can be. i love the part toward the end of chapter 7 where he blabbers about how much he hates this hick town and he's so eager to leave already, and when he catches Lucas eavesdropping iirc he's rude as ever to him. what a douchebag! no wonder his son is so depressed ❤️

Nippolyte is a benign real one and I like him, even though there's not much to him.

wish Scamp did or said literally anything of note before dying. oh well

D Tier: yeah fuck Mr. Carpainter though. i don't believe for a second he was solely driven to become a cult leader by alien brainwashing alone, dude's gonna be on some MLM shit within a year mark my words

??? Tier: i don't consider Mother 3 Porky an old man, i consider him Very a forever thirteen year old trapped in a sickly grotesque disproportionaltely aging body. but if you do consider him an old man, he's in the stratosphere tier blowing up the moon

[mechachimera]

EB ship names my friend, partner and I came up with

Claus x Ness: Cluelessshipping

Ninten x Claus: Heavymetalshipping

Ninten x Loid: Rocketshipping

Ninten x Ana: Melodyshipping

Ninten x Lucas: Heartshipping

Ness x Lucas: Emissaryshipping

Ness x Paula: Tokenshipping

Jeff x Tony: Wintershipping

Claus x Fuel: Sunshineshipping

Flint x Hinawa: Matchshipping

Lucas x Fuel: Sparkshipping

Jeff x Ness: Mechanicshipping

Poo x Ness: Starshipping

Lucas x Nana: Seashellshipping ( joke name: Yapshipping)

Loid x Ana: Purposeshipping

Ana x Paula: Ribbonshipping

Jeff x Paula: Rescueshipping

Jeff x Poo: Enigmashipping

Paula x Poo: PKshipping

Flint x Lighter: Flameshipping

Flint x Duster: Sympathyshipping

Teddy x Duster: Scrapshipping

Ninten x Pippi: Badgeshipping

Ness x Pokey: Fatedshipping (joke name: Friendshipping)

Kuma x Duster: Castleshipping

Masked Man x Lil' Miss Marshmallow: Servantshipping

Ness x Ninten: MCshipping

Alec x Wess: Elegyshipping

Teddy x Kuma: Riotshipping

Leo x Kuma: Smokeshipping

Teddy x Leo: Lawlessshipping

Travis x Meryl: Sightshipping -

Travis x Floyd: Dragshipping

Travis x Lucas: Dreamshipping

Meryl x Floyd: Spotlightshipping

Leo x Duster: Loneshipping

Travis x Ness: Mindshipping

Travis x Ninten: Sleepyshipping

Travis x Claus: Peppershipping -

Teddy x Leo x Kuma x Duster: Arsonshipping

Ken x Ninten: Parallelshipping

[esteemed-excellency]

I'm finally on pinterest! I spent the entire day making a reference board for Hiram and the Deviless, so here they are.

I also made two boards for Hiram (references + aesthetic), and two fashion boards.

The pics are from:

His Supreme Moment (1925), Jane Winton and Ronald Colman

Flesh and the Devil (1926), Greta Garbo and John Gilbert

Raffles (1930), Kay Francis and Ronald Colman

Maskerade (1934), Paula Wessely and Anton Walbrook

La Bohème (1926), John Gilbert and Lilian Gish

Ronald Colman again but I can't find the movie's title or the actress' name :(

The Masks of the Devil (1928), John Gilbert and Eva von Berne

William Powell and Myrna Loy, I can't remember the name of the movie but to be fair they made 14 movies together and I haven't seen them all

The Way of Lost Souls (1929), Warwick Ward and Paola Negri

[wrightanatomyau]

About the Wright Anatomy AU

Hello, there! Here ✨L✨ and ✨B✨ from the collective THE HIVE MIND speaking to explain the crazy AU!✌️✨

First things first: This is a CRACK (in case it wasn't obvious yet) Mother (1+2+3) AU featuring:

★ Lucas: A lawyer with a thirst for justice and a heart of gold that ends up stuck in another universe after trying to expose the king of the criminal underworld.

★ Claus: Lucas' twin brother, a landscape artist (a renowned gardener) and a single father of one (a dilf, if you will).

★ Ness and Paula: They are from another universe, and their oficial title is "Royal Guard", but they are essentially cops, they go around keeping the order instead of defending the king. They fall head over heels for the cute foreign lawyer!

★ Ninten and Ana: A pair of doctors from Lucas (and Claus)'s OG universe. Ninten is a sweet doctor who will soon realise that he may be kinda of a moronsexual. Ana is his bestie, she takes every single chance she can get to tease her bestie. People say she came up with the nickname Trolluncle, but sush, you can't tell that to the head doctor of the hospital.

★ Giegue/Giygas: Ninten's (troll) uncle, head doctor of the hospital where Ninten and Ana work and ẗ̸̬̥̥́͊̽̈́́̕͠h̴̨̨̘̣̬͙͕̳̲̮͇͔͂̂̏̈́̕͝ȩ̶̨̞̠͚͉͖̤̦̀͊̽̀̾̔͝͝ͅ ̸̨̳̪̼̞̙͙̠̭̮̕͝k̸̨͙͔͔̗̰̜̓̔̑͆̿͋͗̐̚͘͜i̸̧̡̛̠̼̙͇̱̒͊̍̅͊͜͠n̸̠̬͔̱̯͈̪̫͓̠̽̃̿̀̾̀̑͗͜g̴͚̓̓ ̶̫̙̜͙̩̀̆̇ͅỡ̸̢̖̗̈́͊̏̃̍̅͛͘ḟ̷̡̡̛̱̦̪̻̖̟͖̳͖̃̀͒́̌̎̀͠ ̵̛̲̮͖͐̊̈̈́̔̐͗̃̈́̅͝t̶̢̖̹̙͎̩͑̋͝h̴̝̪̜̮͊̏̿̔̌̎̓̃͗͠͠ę̵̧̮͎͉̥̜̲̜͇͂̈́̅̏̿̐̂̓̄̈́̊͜ ̵̢̡̧͓͎̩̞͎̈́̅͛́͋̀ç̸̰̺͈̈́̾̂̄̑͗̏͌̚r̶͓̹͈̗͌͗ȉ̸̧̢̛̟̜̫̦̻̺̺̠̏͗̌̓̇́͐̌͜͜m̷̨͋͑̃̄̽̏̂̈́̀́̂ĩ̶̗̍̏ņ̷̨̲̘͉͓̻̺͕͛̔̊̈̇͗͘͜a̵̢̟͉̦̱̬͙̓̿̒̉̑̏̃̇͝l̶̖̩̖͉͕̰̤̹̖̻̘͉̊̄̆̈́̽̚͝͠ ̵̧̢̝̺͚̘̞͉̙̻͉̹̌̋̿͋͆͋͘̚ų̸̛̬̯̘͇̭̹̰̱̬͍̽͆́͐̀͗̀̕͜͠͝n̵̪̰͕̜̟̒̏͋̒̈͑͝ḍ̵͙͍̯̭͑͒ȩ̷͓̰̮̭̣̠̈̐̇͗̏̂̕͘͠͝r̷͈̟̄̉̑͒͒́͆̿͘̚͘͝ͅw̸̛̫̥̘͈͍̓̈́̔̓̋̈́͌͗̽̚͜o̸̩͑̊r̷̮͚̩̫̤̐͐́́l̴̗̠̣̮̪̱͛d̶̺͈̩̪̲̆̏̊́̿.̴͍̗̦̅̀͗͛̈͆͌̅̒̒͝ ̴̔̈͛̔͝ͅ

Note: he also happens to look like any common human with magnificent red hair.

★ Porky: [̵͙̙̯̄͗R̴̙̀̃̇̐̀̿E̴͇̖̱̦̳̯̦̞̠̱̊͑̏̐̑̈́̑̓̒̾͝͝D̷̽̃̓��̥̰̤̝̗̍̈̀́́̽Ạ̵͕̯̦̜͕͔̠̋̋̐ͅÇ̸̛̹̺̟̯̲̻̤̀̀̅͊͋̆Ţ̷̨̛̱͕̹̹͖́̊̉͐̿͒̈͜Ë̵͚͕̖͇͚̰́͂̓̈̄̉̏̾̈́Ḏ̴̢͚̣̟̪̪̓͒̂̽̍͂̈́͝]̵̢̞͙̔̎́̂̓̎̈́͗̃̚͝͝

★ Kumatora, Duster and Wess: A dangerous group of thief's from Lucas's dimension, or are they not? That information is CLASIFFIED, we don't have the credentials for this yet.

★ Lloyd, Tony and Teddy: They are from the special task unit in charge of investigating Giygas and work alongside Lucas. We present the elite police force! Loyd the Criminologist! Tony the good Cop! And Inspector Teddy! They are very worried for their missing lawyer friend.

★ Poo: The ruling King of the country where Ness and Paula are from. Gives the title "Royal" to anyone of his trust, as of recently and because of a certain someone, he is reconsidering the privileges of the title.

★ Jeff: Royal Scientist at the service of Poo, if you need something, anything at all, Jeff is your guy. As of late there is a rumour that he is committing tax fraud and using public funds to finance his personal projects.

★ And many, many more!🌈💖✨

We, THE HIVE MIND hope that you enjoy of our shenanigans🌈💖✨

WARNINGS: THIS BLOG WILL HAVE MANY, MANY SHIPS (though mostly Nesscas/Paucas/Clausten) also be wary of [̷̨͕͎̹͉̣̊́͗̆Ŕ̶͈͖̳̼͂̔͆͋̾̌͐͝Ę̸͖̟̟͈̎̋̃̈́̕D̴̡̨͇̗̝̝͙͆Ã̴̘͍̥̠̘̗̞͚̤̤̐̃̾̌̋̌̇̈́̈́C̷̠̠̭̬̬̠͖̣̤͗̄͝͝Ţ̶̢͇̬̠̤͓͔͗͋̊͋̍̏̅̀Ĕ̸̹̲D̵̛͙̠̱̦̱̎̇̅̅̅̽́̋͝ͅ]̶̦̖͖̲͚̤̆́̐͜

THE HIVE MIND dictates that Luness (Monday) is a sacred day🌠 And for this, the hive shall unite once a week to feed you these LUNESS goods.

Le Index

The cryptic compendium known as "A Colletion", made with real AO3 magic and bee honey 🍯🐝🌻

The hive wishes you a nice day and eat shall your honey keep you well fed!🍯🐝🌻

[mother-best-character-tourney]

Thank you everyone for participating in Round 1 of the tournament!! Tomorrow will start round 2 with these match ups, there where two ties so I let the four continue and swapped their opponents!!!

Wess VS Bud

Dona VS Claus

Rope Snake VS Richie

Frank Fly VS Mapson

Abbot VS Ana

Hinawa VS Pippi

Porky VS Boney

Doria VS Tessie

Talah Rama VS George

Lucas VS Salsa

Toney VS Duster

Teddy VS Picky

DCMC VS Runaway Five

Lisa VS Ionia

Alle VS Bubble Monkey

Giygas VS Jeff

Electra VS Kumatora

Buzz Buzz VS Samba

Ness VS Ninten’s Dad

Fuel VS Brick Road

Star Master VS Matt

Alec VS Item Guy

Maria VS Ninten

Isaac VS Fassad

Flint VS Paula

King VS Maxwell Labs

Bob VS Paula’s Dad

Apple Kid VS Everdred

[gasthausnostalgie]

Old Vienna

Hans Holt

(* 22. November 1909 in Wien als Karl Johann Hödl; † 3. August 2001 in Baden bei Wien)

war ein österreichischer Schauspieler.

Der Sohn des Glasermeisters Karl Hödl und seiner Frau Paula geb. Schmider besuchte in seiner Heimatstadt die Bundesrealschule am Donaukanal.

Er absolvierte die Akademie für Musik und darstellende Kunst Wien und debütierte 1930 am Volkstheater.

Er spielte danach auch am Wiener Burgtheater und in Zürich und in Berlin. Dem Theater in der Josefstadt gehörte er mehr als vierzig Jahre an.

Wenige Jahre nach seinem Schauspieldebüt wurde er 1935 für den Film entdeckt, seine ersten beiden Rollen spielte er noch in diesem Jahr als Karl Hödl in zwei Emigrantenproduktionen. Dort war sein Rollenfach der fesche junge Mann, der mit sympathischer Gutmütigkeit das weibliche Publikum eroberte.

An der Seite von Paula Wessely, Attila und Paul Hörbiger sowie Hans Moser spielte Hans Holt in insgesamt mehr als achtzig Heimatfilmen und Lustspielen.

Neben seinen Filmrollen trat er auch in Stücken von Hugo von Hofmannsthal, Arthur Schnitzler und Franz Molnár auf.

Außer am Theater in der Josefstadt wirkte er bei Gastspieltourneen an anderen Bühnen mit. Er schrieb auch selbst mehrere Theaterstücke.

Eine seiner letzten großen Bühnenrollen war der "Himmlische Konzipist" in MolnársLiliom bei den Berndorfer Festspielen unter der Intendanz von Felix Dvorak.

In späteren Jahren wurde er vor allem Fernsehschauspieler. 1973 war er in 13 Folgen an der Seite von Marika Rökk in der Familienserie 'Die Schöngrubers' zu sehen.

Anfang der 1980er Jahre spielte Hans Holt in der Fernsehserie 'Ich heirate eine Familie' sowie in der jeweils samstags ausgestrahlten ORF-Stegreifspielserie 'Die liebe Familie'.

1985 bis 1989 wirkte er als Franz an der Seite von Alfred Böhm in der 26 Episoden langen Serie 'Der Leihopa' mit.

Zu seinen Eigenheiten gehörte ein gedämpfter und leicht näselnder Kammerspielton. In früheren Filmrollen gab er oft Gesangseinlagen.

Hans Holt war seit 1936 mit dem ehemaligen Scriptgirl Renate Bremer verheiratet. Die einzige Tochter starb 1945 im Alter von zwei Jahren. Hans Holts Grabstelle liegt auf dem Neustifter Friedhof. (Gruppe H, Reihe 6, Nummer 23)

Hans Holt erhält von Bürgermeister Franz Jonas die Josef-Kainz-Medaille (26.11.1964)

[rustedleopard]

Y'know what, while it's still fresh on my mind, here's what some of the main characters from the Mother Series are as monsters in my AU:

Earthbound Beginnings:

Ninten: Imp

Ana: Vampire

Lloyd: Gargoyle

Teddy: Red Oni

Maria: Demon/Devil (she's a very sweet one though)

Earthbound:

Ness: Minotaur

Paula: Fairy

Jeff & Dr. Andonuts: Fish/Lake-monster

Poo: Garuda

Porky: Pig-monster

Tony: Werewolf

Mother 3:

Lucas & Claus: Peryton

Flint: Griffin

Hinawa: Deer-monster

Kumatora: Sphinx

Duster & Wess: Satyr

Porky: Has undomesticated himself into a boar-monster (think like Okkoto from Princess Mononoke)

Giegue/Giygas is still an alien and Boney is still his (very capable) normal dog-self

[ardn631matthewrimamate2024]

Photographer: Hendrik Kersten

Hendrik Kerstens is a Dutch photographer who, since 1995, has been photographing his daughter Paula. He was born in 1956 in the Hague, the Netherlands and is a self-taught artist. He began a series of photographing his daughter’s life, initially capturing her in everyday poses and attire, documenting intimate moments where she appears looking pensive in a swimsuit, or clutching herself after a bad sunburn. Kerstens gradually expanded his practice to create carefully composed portraits that playfully refer to the works of the Dutch Old Masters and the Italian Renaissance. These images use everyday items as props, such as a dishtowel or cream standing in for a maiden’s cloth and wig, and still rely on Paula as his primary subject. His photography was awarded a Taylor Wessing Photographic Prize from the National Portrait Gallery in London in 2008, and has been shown in Europe, Latin America, and the United States. He was given his first solo exhibition in the United States at the Museum for the City of New York in 2009, and he has since been commissioned for several covers of New York Times Magazine. He lives in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

[commandernachos]

I have drawn Wess more times than I've drawn Paula, Prince Poo, Tony, and I think even Claus???

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“Mykonos” (1972)

Regie: Jürgen Goslar

“Rechnet ihr nur in Sommern?” (Walter Grabert)

Charlotte Recke, genannt Benny (Maresa Hörbiger) und ihr Geliebter Robert Kerk (Bernd Herzsprung) sind von der weltläufigen griechischen Sonneninsel Mykonos ins bieder-beschauliche Bayern zurückkehrt, wo sie in der Nähe von München unterwegs sind. Der junge Mann lässt seine Geliebte zurück, um eine mysteriöse Transaktion durchzuführen. Als Benny ihn an dem vereinbarten Treffpunkt - einer Kapelle in ländlicher Umgebung - auffindet, ist er mit mehreren Messerstichen ermordet worden.

Rasch findet Kommissar Herbert Keller (Erik Ode) mit seinen Mitarbeitern Walter Grabert (Günther Schramm), Robert Heines (Reinhard Glemnitz) und Harry Klein (Fritz Wepper) heraus, dass Kerk an die Münchner Geschäftspartner eines in Athen ansässigen, gewissen Koska Haschisch weiterverkaufen sollte. Dafür wurden ihm 2000 Mark in Aussicht gestellt, mit denen er und Benny sich einen weiteren Sommer auf Mykonos finanzieren wollten.

Die Spur führt Keller zu dem charismatischen Drogenboss Manni Geckow (Ullrich Haupt) und dessen finsterem Handlanger Jochen Heymann (Fred Haltiner) ...

Die titelgebende griechische Insel, über die bezeichnenderweise die spießbürgerlich-ignoranten Eltern des Opfers (Irmgard Först und insbesondere Karl John als selbstgerecht-patriarchalischer Unsympath) erst im Atlas nachschlagen müssen, wo sie liegt, steht als Metapher für die Freiheit und Ungebundenheit alternativer Lebensentwürfe der jungen Generation, die sich allen Moralvorstellungen ihrer Eltern verweigert. Es ist ebenso charakteristisch, dass den unkonventionellen jungen Mann an einem Ort der Tod ereilt, der als Symbol für die vermeintlich brav-deutsche Idylle steht.

Maresa Hörbiger - die jüngste Tochter der österreichischen Schauspielgiganten Paula Wessely und Attila Hörbiger - überzeugt als die durch den Tod ihres Geliebten verstörte, sanfte und dennoch selbstbewusste Benny, die sich lediglich der verständnisvollen Frau Heines (Ruth Hausmeister), bei der sie provisorisch Unterschlupf gefunden hat, zu öffnen vermag.

Den denkwürdigsten Part der Folge hat jedoch unzweifelhaft der markante Charakterdarsteller Ullrich Haupt als Manni Geckow inne: ein Mann von großer Ausstrahlungskraft, der seine Gefährlichkeit hinter einer charmanten Fassade verbirgt und scheinbar gelassen über allen Dingen steht, bis ihm sein kriminelles Imperium, das ihm eine respektable Villa eingebracht hat, während er die Opfer der von ihm beförderten Drogensucht lediglich als “Kollateralschäden” betrachtet, buchstäblich um die Ohren fliegt.

“Mykonos” ist eine überaus stimmungsvolle Folge, die sowohl als Kriminalfall als auch als Zeitbild überzeugt. Die teilweise extravagante Kameraarbeit von Rolf Kästel trägt dazu ebenso bei wie die ausgezeichnete Musikauswahl, bei der unter anderem Kompositionen von Mikis Theodorakis sowie Frühwerke von Pink Floyd zu hören sind.

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Essential world building question; who in your intermission au smokes weed or would try it given the chance (besides Kuma of course)

Aw hell yeah, essential indeed! Answers below the cut:

Kumatora's whole family smokes, often as a communal activity when they get together. She grew up familiar with the stuff, it's no wonder where she gets it. She enjoys a fat doobie or perhaps a pot brownie pretty regularly.

Lucas likes weed. It especially helps ease his anxiety and stress. He will smoke with Kuma, Duster, and/or DCMC on occasion, but prefers baking his own edibles. I think his tolerance is actually kinda low - if he gets too high he Will start getting scared. Thankfully he's quite mindful of his limits.

Claus has tried weed multiple times, desperately hoping to enjoy it with his loved ones & reap some of the benefits his brother talks about, but truth be told? He can hardly stand it! He gets restless and uneasy, it messes with his dissociative symptoms. Being under the influence of any substance makes him feel like he isn't in control, which scares him :( Sometimes he'll try Lucas' edibles if they're dosed real low. Otherwise, he's given up and learned to avoid it.

Duster smokes and eats so much weed. He even dabbles in hemp products galore, for pain and stress management. If Wess had any idea, the old man would be popping blood vessels about it. I think Duster smoked his first blunt at like age 36 with OJ n' the boys, and never looked back.

Hinawa used to smoke mad pot, but stopped when she n' Flint decided to start a family. She got Flint in on it with her for a little bit, when they were just a couple young hooligans gallivanting about in Tennessee. He did enjoy it with her, but not alone or with anyone else - so he hasn't touched the stuff since she passed away. I think his family was a lot more straightedge than hers (wrt weed at least...). Needless to say, Grandpa Alec was and is an absolute pothead.

Jeff has tried weed at least once. Didn't really see the appeal. Straight-faced, unimpressed, "Eh, it's nothing special." If a friend offered it, he probably wouldn't be opposed. But he's not really itching to try it again.

Poo has considered it - might be a pleasant relief from his nonstop responsibilities - but he is genuinely terrified if he tries weed even once he'll become hopelessly hooked on it. He doesn't want to know what he's missing, lest he dampen his life's ambitions and disappoint his family and so on and so forth. (He will probably try it in his 30's or 40's and go "Ah. This rather nice." And it'll be utterly unremarkable.)

Ness and Paula are straight-laced rosy-cheeked good little suburban kids turned upstanding college students, god forbid they ever even dare to look at a marijuana leaf.

Porky boasts that he has done weed (and various other drugs he heard about on podcasts). In reality, he has never touched any illicit substances, and would be scared to do so.

Picky smoked pot once with some other kids behind the football field at his high school. He coughed a lot, and didn't like it very much. Lardna smelled it on him and yelled at him. His stepdad, Mr. Prettyman, sat down beside him later and lectured him gently on the dangers of drugs, in an "anti-drug campaign for elementary schoolers" kinda way, rather than a sensible adult to a teenager kinda way. Picky decided then and there he'd never do it again. Not worth the hassle. Jeez.

[lairreparablefugadeltiempo]

Maskerade (Willi Forst, 1934)