#paul landers everyone

[bianca-mii]

Paul

ok this man is really trying to murder a lot of people and I have a hard evidence for that:

His pants are covering maybe half of his 🍑 here. Even though he's wearing two belts! The rest of the job do the undies. Thank God he remembered to put them on (and that those weren't strings). Screenshots for scientific purposes.

Now, no pair of shoes has ever screamed to me "mom!" as loud as these pants scream "grab it. Now."

Paulchen, be honest, are you even comfortable in this😭

And last but not least, I really can't... hop hop hop? Somebody put a Richard infront of him, or I'd put myself🤧

I'm so screwed, like, really...

Imagine him basically jumping from one person to another

And that second belt right below his... you know...

[naomullen]

I see nothing wrong here, Herr Landers 👀

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

Need a Paul...

I need a Paul in my life.. to have opinions at me

pick me up and shove me in the right direction when it's hard to do it myself

paulsplain things when i'm making things complicated

lighten the mood when mood is dark

or just for a comfy cuddle

❤️

[shobolanya]

i love you till lindemann. i love you richard kruspe. i love you paul landers. i love you flake lorenz. i love you christoph schneider. i love you oliver riedel. i love you rammstein.

rammstein frankfurt 11.07.2024

[bianca-mii]

Paul

I mean...

Let's just say that's one lucky guitar right there!

Well-deserved credit to HUZ (sadly couldn't find anything more specific).

[naomullen]

🐤

Jung, wild, grenzenlos' (2022)

[marimayscarlett]

Rammstein aesthetic: 1990s band pictures

[mrsfitzgerald]

paul & richard | tour'23 | part II | part I ♡

that's all! 💖 I can't believe it's over! despite how scary the tour started, we survived it all and I want to say thank you to everyone!! still the best fandom ever!! I hope the guys will please us with some joyful news as soon as possible and we won't miss them for a long time! 💖

[rammingthestein]

❤️ 92 days until i see my six husbands LIVE 💓

[naomullen]

🫶🏻

[endlich-allein]

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 16, Raven is suddenly a bitch and we're going to read japnese?

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Richard thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather booty shorts and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Richard was wearing a soft pink baggy t-shirt ,black baggy pants and a red beanie. Anyway, we stated moshing to Mambo No 5. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

“Wtf Richard im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its Frans Bauer n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Richard promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMFG wtf is a whore going to do? Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing my favorite song to me

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

Frau Schneider was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. It was a German dub. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” Frau Schneider shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily "That is convenient and not at all expected!" . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. (Editors note: How do you talk in silence? Do they suddenly know ASL? BURN THE WITCH!)

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Richard tonight in Hogsmeade with Miley Cyrus.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

Frau Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Frau Schneider are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Richard or Diabolo or Vampire (don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Till.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMFFG TILL?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and Frau Schneider asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and Flake tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly ridiculous. But buy it and I will steal it from you” said Frau.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Paul Darkness Trilobyte Birdflu Landers what’s yours?”

“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf Richard you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG PAUL U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!” 

"How dare you not use my full name?" I cried depressedly. It was a real curse that I was just so beautiful that people could not remember my full name because they were blinded by my radiance and their sheer love for me.

[thecrowss]

Paulchard waited till June to kiss, because they’re allies and they wanted for the pride month to begin. Kings 😌

[naomullen]

Smol 🐤

[feuerfreiarchive]

ZEIT (2022) «Zeit isn’t about getting older, so much as it’s a contemplation of time itself. The idea isn’t that things are ending. Rather, that things progress through the river of time and there is no ending, just different stages», director Robert Gwisdek explained to Metal Hammer. Gwisdek and Flake Lorenz are friends. That’s how he became aware that directors were invited to send in ideas for video concepts for Rammstein’s new album. «I wrote a page full of impossible visions centred around the theme of time», he said. The band liked it. «Originally the concept was that I’d de-age the band so they’d get younger and younger. They were really on board, but I’ve never really liked CGI or looked into it, so when it actually came to producing it I found out it was insanely expensive to do something like that.» Instead, Gwisdek looked to sand. 40 tonnes of it was put into an unheated hall in sub-zero temperatures, and five people had to rake it almost continuously to make it dry enough for it to trickle. Using pneumatic funnels, they created a sand jet, and the band members got to experience plenty of it from the moment they walked on set and Gwisdek had a tonne of it poured over them in the first shot. «The shots in the B-part of the chorus, where their heads are sticking out of flowing sand, are actual shots - no CGI, no green screen. That takes trust», says Gwisdek. The sand sculpture was not CGI either, but made by master sand carver Baldrick Buckle. Gwisdek found that Rammstein were a delight to work with. «They aren’t messing around, acting like rock stars and turning up late. They’re gentlemen to each and every person they deal with,» he said. He got to see just how determined they were when the two guitarists got injured, but still finished the shoot with several days to go. «I was set to jump in from three metres high. Everyone had jumped down to kind of film where we were going down under, and I was jumping on my other guitar player's ass», Richard Kruspe said to Chaoszine, and revealed that Paul Landers's 'ass of steel' had injured him pretty badly. «My foot is destroyed.» 📷: Jens Koch @jenskochphoto, Norman Brüning

x

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

The sign Paul didn't want

Gelsenkirchen 2024-07-26 from video by IG catlover_heidi

A fan handed Paul a sign, but this one he threw away...what was on it? This:

😊