#patrick is best boy

[tarotofbadkitties]

Art's lucky that Patrick is a better man than him. When Tashi comes to him in a tizzy the night before their big game, she entrusts him with the task of saving Art by any means fair or foul. Now Patrick knows Art's an emotional wreck because Tashi is, even if she tries to spin the tale that it's just about getting him back on his feet so he qualifies for the US Open. He knows that demolishing the likely-terrified Art he'll encounter in the morning and throwing the match for him like you do to cheer up a kid would both destroy him.

He could end Art's career and get him back for what he did to him (and Tashi) in one full swoop, but he doesn't. He decides to have mercy on him and do the only thing that hasn't been done before to get Art back to life, and that's to give Art back his serve and tell him about the affair with Tashi. Choosing to both be honest with him about what's at stake, and give him inspiration to play some real fucking tennis turns out to be what he needs. I think more men would let their wives cheat in peace if their wives' boyfriends looked out for them like that.

[flimsy-spine]

thinking thoughts

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

shoutout to the snacks video

(riff with patrick london 11/3/23)

[judasisgayriot]

they're doing such important work

[kcd2]

to me this is the close of the record. the wink right before "fin". the light switch turned off in the room. this is a love song to me. the world doesn't make sense to me but i'd rather it not make sense when i am laying next to you. we are the end of the day just chemicals but maybe mine make more sense with yours than anyone else. modern anxiety, clinical love. -PW

made in collaboration with @thekidsarentalright!

[swagsmeister]

late fobween

[krustykrabfunfair]

friendship between two drummers with glasses can be so beautiful

[falloutboysandgirls]

Have we talked about this???!

So ✨boybesties✨

[therewasboobs]

sing me the phonebook

[cellphonehippie]

when i said “leave me alone”, this isn’t quite what i meant

[girltrickyuri]

[wormswurld]

thinking about that damn kiss between art and patrick. GOD. !!!!!! they were going at it hardddd nghmmmmm…….. so aggressive n passionate FUCK! art’s pink wet lips crashing into patrick’s all desperately, patrick’s tongue ! both of them wanting to consume the other.. i’m dizzzzzyyyyy 😵‍💫

[unized-3]

please reblog if you vote hahah

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

presenting the 2ourdust stage banter compilation!

once again there is a slightly longer version on youtube

(leg 1 comp here) (leg 2 comp here)

[judasisgayriot]

Riff with Patrick Greatest Hits PART 2 (Part 1 here) x x x x x x (some MORE of the best flirting banter from tourdust/2ourdust mwah mwah)

[act-iv]

I have the entire conversation sketched out but I'm also lazy so. Woe, patrick 👉👈 bateman be upon ye