#patrants

[patscorner]

REBLOG THIS. SPREAD AWARENESS.

Hey, so joking about suicide is probably the farthest from funny.

There shouldn't even need to be an explanation as to why this isn't funny. Fucking disgusting.

Please get a grip and realize that the things you say on the internet affect people the same, if not more than in real life.

If you think this shit is funny, get a therapist. You're the problem.

[mercuriicultores]

Lucianus Samosatensis – Amores, 49

Δεῖ δὲ τῶν νέων ἐρᾶν ὡς Ἀλκιβιάδου Σωκράτης͵ ὃς ὑπὸ μιᾷ χλαμύδι πατρὸς ὕπνους ἐκοιμήθη. Καὶ ἔγωγε τὸ Καλλιμάχειον ἐπὶ τέλει τῶν λόγων ἥδιστα προσθείην ἂν ἅπασι κήρυγμα· Αἴθε γάρ͵ “ὦ κούροισιν ἐπ΄ ὄμματα λίχνα φέροντες͵ Ἐρχίος ὡς ὑμῖν ὥρισε παιδοφιλεῖν͵ ὧδε νέων ἐρόῳτε· πόλιν κ΄ εὔανδρον ἔχοιτε”.

Ταῦτ΄ εἰδότες͵ ὦ νεανίαι͵ σωφρόνως παισὶν ἀγαθοῖς πρόσιτε μηδὲ ὀλίγης τέρψεως εἵνεκεν τὴν μακρὰν ἐκχέοντες εὔνοιαν ἄχρι τῆς ἀκμῆς πλαστὰ τὰ τοῦ φιλεῖν πάθη προβάλλεσθε͵ τὸν δ΄ οὐράνιον Ἔρωτα προσκυνοῦντες εἰς γῆρας ἀπὸ παίδων βέβαια τηρεῖτε τὰ πάθη· τοῖς γὰρ οὕτω φιλοῦσιν ἥδιστος μὲν ὁ τοῦ ζῆν χρόνος οὐδεμιᾶς ἀπρεποῦς συνειδή σεως παροικούσης͵ ἀοίδιμοι δὲ μετὰ θάνατον εἰς πάντας ἐκφοιτῶσι κληδόνες. Εἰ δὲ δεῖ φιλοσόφων παισὶ πιστεύειν͵ αἰθὴρ μετὰ γῆν ἐκδέχεται τοὺς ταῦτα ζηλοῦντας· εἰς δὲ ἀμείνονα βίον ἀποθανόντες ἔχουσι τῆς ἀρετῆς γέρας τὸ ἄφθαρτον.

[LAT] Oportet autem amare iuvenes, ut Alcibiadem Socrates, qui sub eadem chlamyde, patris somnum dormivit. Atque ego Callimachius illiud ad omnes praeconium in fine orationis lubens posuerim: «Vos, o qui pueros oculo patrante voratis, / Erchius ut teneros iussit amare mares, / Sic pueros petitote; virisque implebistis urbem.» Haec cum sciatis, iuvenes, modeste ad bonos pueros accedite, neque parvae voluptatis causa longam benevolentiam effundentes, usque ad maturam aetatem, fictos amoris affectus obtentui libidinis habete. Sed, caelesti illo invocato Amore, in senectutem a pueris inde stabiles servate affectus. Qui enim ita amant, illis suavissimum vivendi tempus, turpi nulla conscientia in animo habitante; nobilis autem post mortem ad omnes fama exit. Si vero fides habenda philosophorum filiis, aether post terram excipit hos, qui his rebus studuerunt; atque, ad vitam meliorem mortui, praemium virtutis habent immortalitatem.

[HIS] Pues debemos amar a los jóvenes como Alcibíades fue amado por Sócrates, quien durmió junto a él como un padre yace bajo la manta con su hijo. Y por mi parte no puedo terminar más dulcemente este discurso que con aquella hermosa sentencia de Calímaco: «Cuidad, los que ponéis ávidos ojos en los jóvenes, de confinar el amor por los jóvenes (παιδοφιλεῖν) como Erchío lo manda: para que la ciudad tenga ciudadanos virtuosos.» Sabiendo esto, oh joven, aproxímate prudentemente a los chicos nobles, y por un breve placer no desperdicies un afecto duradero, desplegando con cuidado los sentimientos amorosos, y reverenciando a Eros celestial desde la niñez hasta la vejez; mantén así firmes los afectos amorosos, porque los que así aman, más dulce pasan el tiempo de su vida sin ningún reproche de deshonra, y, tras su muerte, sus almas emiten himnos eternos. Si se ha de confiar en los siervos de la filosofía, el éter aguarda más allá de la tierra a quienes aspiran a estas cosas, y después de la muerte tienen el premio de su virtud: la inmortalidad.

[ANG] [...] Would that you, who cast lewd eyes upon boys, might make love to the young in the manner ordained by Erchios: you would have a city of noble men. [...]

[paperbagnotes]

I got my first I miss you from a patrant today

[libidomechanica]

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Lacted.

[captainhoyw]

HE'S A GOOD MAN! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Oh so we’re speaking in anagrams now?

Agendas Homo = He's a good manEarl Use Joyous Jut = Your just jealous

Earl Us Joyous Jut being the patrant saint of fUCKING BEES

Fuck outta here.

[patscorner]

as a pazzi shipper, some of yall need to chill tf out. not everyone believes that pazzi exists, and that's okay.

what's not okay is sending death treats and coming for someone's mental health. Just a gentle reminder that the people on this app are still people. Treat them like it.

Everyone has a different viewpoint on it, and not everybody's gonna agree. Just respect their opinion, state yours, and move tf on.

That's all, love yall 🤗💙

[patscorner]

some bitches piss me tf off.

"im straight but paige..."

no bitch. you are not straight. you are slow as fuck tho.

[patscorner]

listening to that poor girl tell Mariah about her interactions with q broke my heart. You could tell she was so scared. Somebody give her a hug for me.

Also, get that girl off the team. Thank you.

[patscorner]

HOW ARE YOU AND ROSE SO CLOSE IM SO JEALOUS DAMMIT

I'm ngl... I don't even remember that well. (he lies)

I met her when I FIRST got into the Sturniolo fandom, so like... January. And some of yall know there was once a gc (crashed and burned unsurprisingly)

then another... and then... another... all of which crashed and burned. most of the drama was kept off tumblr (thank fuck) but ofc, some of it got on here(there's so much lore that yall don't know and never will.)

but me n Rose have been chill through it all. We haven't talked the entire time, but these last couple of months, she's been like my best friend on here. Now I'm Abe Lincoln, and she's Obama in our chats so.

Her fics were one of the first I read on here, and honestly, I aspire to write like her. the way she conveys feelings through her words just fucking astounds me. she uses words I have to Google sometimes, man. That's how amazing her writing is.

And just as a person in general, I lover her personality. the way she can fuck around and have fun, but can also handle shit when needed. she's not afraid to speak her mind and give her opinion, and even though some of you guys may say she's all drama, I'd say she says what needs to be said instead of sneak dissing and being passive aggressive about it.

She's not one to talk bad about you. She's not one to make things personal, throwing insults and such, but she sure as hell will put you in your place. She has my entire heart, and my full support in a lot of the things she says. Because to be honest, she probably said it better than I ever could.

She's also one of the funniest ppl I've ever interacted with.

This shouldn't have turned into a rant but oh well.

Love you with my entire soul.

To, Rose.

-Pat💙

@bernardsbendystraws

[patscorner]

what if we all just make out instead 🫶🏿

yall make it a chore to open this damn app

[patscorner]

it's so hard being the more mature one bc my older sister is so painfully oblivious and it hurts for me to have to tell her the reality of things.

It's like, not everything is sunny and rainbows and that's what she thinks, but sometimes I can't bring myself to tell her otherwise.

having adhd is tough, and I'm not saying that it's not one hell of a battle to fight.

and that's why it's so difficult for the siblings of those with adhd to talk about the mental exhaustion and much it hurts to be overlooked, to say anything.

because that struggle seems to be moot and almost pales in what others have to go through. you could easily make an argument that's like "imagine what she has to go through."

and you'd be right, but it wouldn't make our struggle any less real.

okay I'm done

[patscorner]

Being anxious has got to be one of the worst feelings on earth.

Especially when it comes out of nowhere.

[patscorner]

I swear moms wait til you get nice and comfy to ask you to do shit.

Ma'am it's 1am. You do not need me to rearrange the entire living room for you rn. Take your old ass to bed PLEASE.

[patscorner]

Let's never do this again. cool? cool.

Probably the most fucked up thing you can say to a person, and whoever said it, I hope you get some mental help.

Because nobody mentally stable would say that shit. Touch some fucking grass and maybe call a therapist.

Yall are fucking disgusting. Do better.

So sorry that happened to you, nobody and I mean NOBODY deserves that shit.

sending love and support.

-Pat💙

To the anon that sent me death and rape threats,Then proceeded to very detailedly explain how you were going to do it

What the fuck is wrong with you.

This isn’t ok at all, I don’t even know what to say to this.

[patscorner]

Yall piss me off sooo bad OMFG.

GET A LIFE PUHLEASE.

[patscorner]

Of course I’m “trans phobic” when I make valid points… trans athletes shouldn’t play in female sports, if you were an athlete you’d understand lmao 😜

I don't have to say much, you've embarrassed yourself enough.

get the fuck off my page.