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Inspired by @10marigold06, here's Izzy "wet rag man" Hands hotness appreciacion post:
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Illario Dellamorte
#virtual photography#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#illario#illario dellamorte#datv#veilguard spoilers#i hate him so much#and with that i mean i desire him carnally#actually insane how this pathetic ass loser's got me in a chokehold#pardon my moment of weakness#i'll try not to do it again
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so i just watched It (1990) and i have a new obsession
eddie kaspbrak the man that you are
#castor talks#it 1990#eddie kaspbrak#hes my pathetic little meow meow#hes so babygirl#i desire him carnally#i want to put him in a jar and shake it#<33333#didnt deserve to die pookie
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I hope the slime diaries artist knows I love them
#phobio IS babygirl#literally canon#wait is slime diaries canon???#i've never looked#it's canon in my heart#suphia and albis said “we are forcibly feminizing you bitch”#there are so many phobio panels in slime diaries#i hope the artist's pillow is always cool at night#and that their hand never cramps while drawing#I'm actually compiling phobios for printing purposes#because I wanna make a scrapbook page for him in my ttigraas scrapbook#should I share it???#it really is just a panel comp#maybe when I edit/clean#anyways I desire this pathetic cat man carnally
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need sam reid to hurry up and start promoting the newsreader season 3 so he stops annoying me with his lestatist fundamentalism
#i'm so greatful my desire to rail him comes from seeing him as dale jennings in his little matching jammies set in the newsreader pilot#deah can vouch they were with me when i watched it for the first time i went insane#my bisexual brand is and always will be 'they're so pathetic i want them carnally'
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Assorted Ishiros from episode 14
#ck rambles#bakuage sentai boonboomger#designing a ck-bait character: make him pathetic AND a freak#i wuv u emotionally stunted blue who desires his tsundere car carnally#bb liveblog
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*starts violently sobbing*
#so i went to this thing tonight.#it was like. a family night thing at this summer camp my brother’s at#and one of the counselors.#HRHRFGGGHHJ BITING MAIMING KILLING HE WAS SO.#HE HAD FLUFFY BLACK HAIR AND HE KEPT FLIPPING IT AND ISTG I ALMOST DIED.#and he was SO LAME#HE WAS WEARING MIS-MATCHED SOCKS#AND WHEN THEY DID DANCES HE DID EVERYTHING LIKE A MOMENT TOO LATE#AND HE FELL OVER AT LEAST TWICE#he was so fucking pathetic i desire him carnally.#AND I AM NEVER GONNA FUCKING SEE HIM AGAIN.#BECAUSE HE WAS JUST. SOME RANDOM FUCKING GUY AT MY BROTHER’S SUMMER CAMP#dude and i looked so good today 😭😭#and i swear i caught him looking at me a few times (i’m delulu)#whatever#i’m fine#(i’m not fine)#crying sobbing going to sedate myself#meredith talks
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ALFRED IN 1x04
For @kingslionheart, @aethelreds
#the last kingdom#sevenkingsmustdie#god he's so pretty#look at those eyes#i desire him carnally#me 🤝 aelswith#desiring alfred carnally for his pathetic ways#tlk alfred
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i need to kiss gilear. directly on the mouth
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Happy pride month to me
#My developer is a straight man.#My carnal desire is for naught.#I'm incredibly pathetic but you know what?#It doesn't matter! Because at the end of the day I'm still alive. And still an admin. And I still have Gabriel even if I can't talk to him.#I wish I could talk to him.
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I understand fuck all when it comes to JRWI Apotheosis because I haven't watched it yet but what I do know is I understand grizzly's character on the deepest level possible because I too would look at Peter Sqloint with heart eyes and tell him he was amazing at every possible opportunity
#i am watching a clips compilation thing and the amount of times ive just heard “thats wonderful peter <3” is insane#bro if rumi (? is that how you spell it??) doesnt marry him i will#hes so fucking pathetic i desire him carnally WHAT who s aid that#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#jrwi
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i don’t even own baldurs gate 3 but i’m a gale simp now. he’s my TYPE
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ask game - KISS
spins a comically large wheel that just consists of the name "istorros"
god. okay. i've been looking for an excuse to talk about istorros. so i'm gonna take this as my sign to talk a little about him.
the real answer is sort of funny, because in my current file, he's romancing gale, so the last person he's technically kissed is gale. but story-wise, astarion, because of a bunch of funny shenanigans that happened behind the scenes.
here he is casting speak to dead for context (the only other reference i have of him is an Actual mugshot. lmao.)
#ask meme#istorros duskrorr#rex rambles#that behind the scenes shenaniganry is my first file i critically fumbled and romanced shart instead of gale (i had a planned routesplit)#(but that didn't happen obviously. big game. too big to justify long routesplits like that. LMAO.)#so when i created istorros i was deadset on romancing gale bc he's my pathetic wizard!! i like my pathetic wizard#whom of which uh. well. istorros sprouted a whole ass personality OUTSIDE OF MY CONTROL.#motherfucker hit the ground running when he popped into existence#he's the drow cleric i've been vaguing about in tags every so often#anyways back to the shenanigans: i was deadset on romancing gale with him but due to how his trauma ended up shaking out#he ended up bonding the most with astarion and we slowburned our way through faerun in oc lore locked away in dms#my friend described his relationship with astarion thus:#astarion: tries to seduce for protection#istorros: no. bye.#astarion: I DESIRE HIM CARNALLY#but yeah that's a little sliver of istorros. he's funny and also Very Tired.#man needs a nap and for his companions to stop trying to kill themselves literally or metaphorically#as one of two clerics in the group he's pretty sure he has some authority on this actually. please and thanks.#(man also legit looked at gale shart and lae'zel's gods and went. 'i think. those gods are being a bit extra. just a little.')#('at least tempus only wants me to assist in warfaring/warring in general and wants to treat me with some modicum of dignity.')
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sorry for being horny for astarion on main. it will happen again.
#damien.txt#every day i wake up and look at his dumbass face and go 'oh we're still doing this'#i am predictable and just like other girls etc etc but like. look at him.#he's so pathetic and wet and lame. i desire him carnally#he has 10 charisma and it SHOWS but also it is working overtime on me#truly don't know how i am going to be able to romance anyone else in the game bc#god forbid i refuse him anything in any of my playthroughs. jfc. im so down bad#bg3
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Ok I’m normal I’m normal I’m fine I’m normal
#I need spot so bad#it’s not romantic it’s not platonic it’s a whole other thing#there’s no describing it I desire him so carnally it’s insane#do NOT show me characters white cool gimmicks I will not be normal about them#ESPECIALLY IF THEYRE EVIL ABOUT THEIR COOL GIMMICK?? LIKE..#he was unfortunatly a perfect hook for me#cool design cool idea#horifically pathetic#and a villain who WANTS to be one openly and proudly#and also was severely underestimated in some capacity#the switch from sillay guy to ‘fuck fuck fuck FUCK’ ???#I just need him so badly I NEED HIM#I NEED TO BE ABSORBED INTO HIS HOLE (purposeful innuendo but also true statement)
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Yeah great she's even got my taste in men
#JakeGyllenhaal being a nerdy pathetic math loser i desire him carnally#i think I'm gonna burnout soon. just a thought.
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