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[sesiondemadrugada]

Imaginary Crimes (Anthony Drazan, 1994).

[deceiver-a-day]

Deceiver-A-Day List of Deceivers (as of Nov. 5, 2019)

* Pseudo-Estate name only

! Art

(Behind a cut because it’s long)

Rorich Bizka: “Those Who Reach for Rorich Bizka’s Hand” *

Hosius Aprusa: “Trying to Forgive Hosius Aprusa for His Crimes”

Rixa Sraiptine: “Mysteries Solved by Rixa Sraiptine” *

Abdallo Benessovy: “The Fireflies in Abdallo Benessovy’s Jar“ *

Tetrada Salian: “The Lost Cat of Tetrada Salian”

Heriward Epsom: “The View From Heriward Epsom’s Mountain” *

Sheshan Ambry: “Sheshan Ambry’s Shortcut” *

Vuldetrada Pauillac: “The Wilted Houseplants of Vuldetrada Pauillac”

Laodice Mataplana: “Laodice Mataplana’s Pizza Order” *

Pellehen Nevers: “The Negligence of Pellehen Nevers” *

Mahaut Angevin: “The Nocturnal Activities of Mahaut Angevin”

Milouziana Garlot: “Milouziana Garlot’s Pageant Sash” *

Ermenaud Lothary: “Roads Named After Ermenaud Lothary”

Gospatrick Mailmuir: “The Deep, Narrative Voice of Gospatrick Mailmuir” *

Taio Chándax: “The Egg-Laying Hens of Taio Chándax”

Terpander Saian: “Opinions About Terpander Saian”

Budoc Dimine: “Game Night at Budoc Dimine’s House” *

Eilika Tollensian: “Those Who Call Eilika Tollensian a Good Dog” !

Nicandra Saránt: “New Species Discovered by Nicandra Saránt“ *

Creirvy Obotrite: “The Voices on Creirvy Obotrite’s Radio” *

Philtis Orab: “The Photos Philtis Orab Never Deletes From Her Smartphone”

Frimutel Grannus: “Taxes Owed by Frimutel Grannus”

Nebe Arbem: “Those Tapped for Nebe Arbem’s Secret Council”

Blithilde Teck: “The Finesse of Blithilde Teck”

Rivallon Tarbat: “Flying Object Rivallon Tarbat Has Yet to Identify”

Helaine Nivernais: “The Fairy Ring of Helaine Nivernais” *

Bethoc Atholl: “Those Who Live Next Door to Bethoc Atholl”

Naime Cubetta: “Venues That Host Naime Cubetta’s Concert”

Narduin Quiansia: “The Microchip Under Narduin Quiansia’s Skin” *

Wichburg Baloch: “The Spider That Fightened Wichburg Baloch”

Elergia Koptos: “Clones of Elergia Koptos”

Jesca Widonen: “Things Jesca Widonen Can Make With a Lime and a Coconut”

Valamir Tintignac: “The Centipedes in Valamir Tintignac’s Sleeves”

Xystus Thélèmite: “The Glitter Sparkling in Xystus Thélèmite’s Wake”

Bertrant Ilerda: “The Dreadful Necktie of Bertrant Ilerda”

Oskitel Anfa: “The Angry Mob Outside Oskitel Anfa’s Door”

Mitrena Liberec: “The Cherry on Mitrena Liberec’s Ice Cream Sundae”

Nicorontes Rhône: “Nicorontes Rhône’s Road Rage”

Verena Boldon: “Snowflakes That Melt on Verena Boldon’s Tongue”

Brioc Erebuni: “The Malfunctioning Treadmill of Brioc Erebuni”

Damya Croton: “Ideas Involving Damya Croton”

Alstan Hazdor: “The Reflection of Alstan Hazdor in Your Eyes”

Hersende Quillebœuf: “Snowmen Built by Hersende Quillebœuf”

Sissinio Ivrean: “The Hidden Guilt of Sissinio Ivrean”

Herilde Boston: “The Scattered Sheep of Herilde Boston”

Tatwine Greco: “The Dark Alleys Where Tatwine Greco Lurks”

Muderic Baltheim: “The White Roses Painted Red by Muderic Baltheim”

Ermengilde Siling: “The Shattered Vase of Ermengilde Siling”

Azalea Envermeu: “Mimicking Azalea Envermeu”

Dragobodo Sequanian: “Dragobodo Sequanian’s Hangover Cure”

Mandisma Feyzin: “The Roots That Grow Through Mandisma Feyzin’s Dead Bones”

Statira Pantheon: “Those Who Say ‘Polo!’ When Statira Pantheon Says ‘Marco!’“

Marcoat Oenipons: “Counting to Ten With Marcoat Oenipons”

Dorabella Nidrosian: “Those Who Look Into a Mirror in a Darkened Room and Call Dorabella Nidrosian’s Name Three Times”

Sherimon Gyrwas: “The Damp Dwelling of Sherimon Gyrwas”

Argotta Niniane: “The Pain in Argotta Niniane’s Shoulder”

Saxford Lychnidos: “The Light Radiating From Saxford Lychnidos”

Erchamilde Parnassus: “Clouds That Resemble Erchamilde Parnassus”

Framengilde Thespis: “Weddings Planned by Framengilde Thespis”

Anaweten Sosol: “The Pebble in Anaweten Sosol’s Shoe”

Taxilas Kiovian: “The Iceberg Taxilas Kiovian is Trapped On”

Zokhrouf Huesca: “Motherly Hugs From Zokhrouf Huesca”

Hamilcar Grimaud: “Hamilcar Grimaud’s Bucket List”

Anund Mosella: “Those Who Wear Friendship Bracelets Made by Anund Mosella”

Farnace Platanus: “The Somersaults of Farnace Platanus”

Tryphosa Kremmen: “Those Who Have Drowned in the Waters of Tryphosa Kremmen”

Célèrine Mälaren: “The Magnanimity of Célèrine Mälaren”

Viola Sémillon: “Things Viola Sémillon’s Parrot Says”

Valash Arsida: “Valash Arsida’s Getaway Car”

Bethulia Rosacena: “Casting a Hex on Bethulia Rosacena”

Floribert Jutriboc: “Debates Moderated by Floribert Jutriboc”

Safiye Malaita: “The Star Safiye Malaita Wished Upon” !

Vortigern Cedd: “The Ice Cubes in Vortigern Cedd’s Drink”

Marcswith Sérézin: “Stripping Marcswith Sérézin of All Her Ranks and Titles”

Ermengon Torreya: “Those Waiting in the Checkout Lane of Ermengon Torreya”

Helie Scaldis: “The Statue Towering Over the Village of Helie Scaldis”

Mauro Chaponnay: “The Carnation in Mauro Chaponnay’s Lapel”

Sarolt Klysion: “The Echoing Sobs of Sarolt Klysion”

Utel Pamlico: “The Sign Taped to Utel Pamlic’s Back”

Royse Pistoia: “Skipping Royse Pistoia’s Lectures”

Tagliaferro Cork: “Those Who Skip School to Smoke With Tagliaferro Cork”

Menwreda Gath: “Ducks That Follow Menwreda Gath”

Alverard Napata: “The Zombies on Alverard Napata’s Favorite Television Show”

Kösem Aibonitone: “That One Song Kösem Aibonitone Always Listens to, Over and Over”

Arbace Sudetica: “Those Who Volunteer for Arbace Sudetica’s Fire Department”

Alleaume Napoli: “The Many Pieces of Alleaume Napoli”

Gyrid Tangonis: “The 3-D Glasses of Gyrid Tangonis”

Jonilde Melburnian: “Jonilde Melburnian’s Lazy Turtle"

Salocon Ugandy: “The Fruit Ripening on Salocon Ugandy’s Tree”

Feolaga Eperiessine: “Those Who Take Medicine Given by Feolage Eperiessine”

Carshena Damask: “Those Carshena Damask Can Contact on His CB Radio”

Mabilia Hanaph: “The Mist From Which Mabilia Hanaph Emerges” !

Cotys Embothrium: “The Many Wigs of Cotys Embothrium”

Saliha Pinet: “Condolences for Saliha Pinet’s Loss”

Osmer Beç: “The Insomnia of Osmer Beç”

Herzenleid Akampsis: “Those Who Grow Impatient With Herzenleid Akampsis”

Wandrille Thourion: “The Stagecoach Driven by Wandrille Thourion”

Sprota Ramsey: “Blood Shed by Sprota Ramsey”

Premysl Champlain: “Premysl Champlain’s Lab Partner”

Madalhilde Beersheban: “The Twilit Tower of Madalhilde Beersheban”

Actard Rennes: “Things Too Heavy For Actard Rennes to Lift”

Protasia Nightshade: “The Moonlight Illuminating Protasia Nightshade”

Gaius Goldenrod: “The Burning Theater of Gaius Goldenrod”

Aulazia Barion: “Aulazia Barion’s Ghostwriter”

Ithamar Perico: “The Spicy Chicken Wings ihamar Perico Ate Last Night”

Rikkisa Allebrogic: “Looking Back and Seeing Rikkisa Allebrogic Standing There” !

Chromatius Dirge: “The Wicked Windmill of Chromatius Dirge”

Fleurie Kanesh: “Public Readings of Fleurie Kanesh’s Poetry”

Fanurie Sepphoris: “Patting Fanurie Sepphoris on the Back and Telling Him He Did Well” !

Oreguen Orcadie: “Oreguen Orcadie’s Hopes for a Better Tomorrow” !

Hipponax Dropice: “Those Who Romance Hipponax Dropice”

Doctramna Nedao: “The Candles on Doctramna Nedao’s Birthday Cake”

Cuthwulf Odessa: “The Buried Treasure of Cuthwulf Odessa” !

Austrigusa Monthelie: “The Haunting Gaze of Austrigusa Monthelie” !

Eudes Dolency: “The Cowardice of Eudes Dolency”

Wivina Nicives: “‘Beware of Wivina Nicives’ Signs”

Nominoe Carolsruha: “The Falsified Documents of Nominoe Carolsruha” !

Halime Richterian: “The Time When Halime Richterian Gets Off Work” !

Alvas Teschen: “Alvas Teschen’s Transient Lifestyle”

Barbarina Gotho: “The Light in Barbarina Gotho’s Window”

Mauger Meyzieu: “The Megaphone of Mauger Meyzieu”

Odilia Burgundar: “Odilia Burgundar’s Terrible Fangs”

Ocran Tekoa: “News Media That Mention Ocran Tekoa’s Crime”

Dalphon Kemuel: “Dalphon Kemuel’s Halloween Candy Haul” !

Jerioth Idumaean: “Taking Refuge in the Branches of Jerioth Idumaean” !

Súphis Tirlemont: “Súphis Tirlemont’s Favorite Sitting Rock”

Fressenda Koine: “The Sounds Fressenda Koine Heard From the Other Room on That Fateful Day”

Wandrigisel Nola: “Wandrigisel Nola’s Glass Eye” !

Alde Vestine: “The Magical Mojo of Alde Vestine”

[schaffer-the-darklord]

NEW MUSIC VIDEO: “A DAVID LYNCH MOVIE”

"A David Lynch Movie” was inspired by the works of David Lynch and stars Schäffer the Darklord & the cast of The Pink Room: David Lynch Burlesque. Written, shot, edited and directed by Francine Daveta. Part of the original 20 minute short film "A David Lynch Movie" - in official selection at the Coney Island Film Festival, Flathead Lake International Cinemafest, Geekfest Toronto, The Cosmic Film Festival at Universal Studios in Orlando, The Queer Film Initiative in NYC.

Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJMwfAE5S0 CAST (IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE): Delilah Schaffer the Darklord Bea Vera Tass Amelia Bareparts Hard Corey Petite Renard Chesney the Owl Francine "The Lucid Dream" Matt Knife Seedy Edie Bunny Buxom Minx Arcana Iris Explosion Miss Ruby Valentine Legs Malone Anja Keister Satanica Boo Boo Darlin' ADDITIONAL CAST: Baron Von Brunk Brandon Culp Danielle Tagliaferro Deity Delgado Fem Appeal Jedi Nate Rider Liz Velic Lou Martinez Melody Jane Montana Nasty Canasta Nat Kasper Pat of Tony Stormageddon The Green Machine CREW: Amy Grumbling - Assistant Director, Additional Camera, Consulting Producer Mark Schaffer - Additional Camera, Sound Effects & ADR Kendra Lansing - Additional Camera Baron Von Brunk - Graphic Design Brian Waddell - Special Effects Mark Hugo - Assistant Camera, Boom Operator, Production Assistant The Green Machine - Production Assistant Brandon G. Chamberlain - Production Assistant Matt Storm - Production Assistant MUSIC: Schaffer the Darklord - "A David Lynch Movie" Mixed by Vince Vandal Available on Schaffer the Darklord's "Junk Drawer" (2012) SPECIAL THANKS TO: The Parkside Lounge Sunview Luncheonette The Liberty Theater The Exley Todd Blatt of Custom 3D Stuff LLC & Liz Velic for the Owl Cave Ring Welcome to Twin Peaks Angelo Badalamenti and David Lynch LINKS: http://facebook.com/adavidlynchmovie http://twitter.com/davidlynchmovie http://thepinkroomburlesque.com http://schafferthedarklord.com