journey-forwrd
Umm I have some thoughts
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journey-forwrd · 1 year ago
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In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.
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journey-forwrd · 1 year ago
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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Imagine if hamburger died
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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are you mad at me? would you like to be
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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HELP?
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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so real
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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And is the band you’re breaking up in the room with us right now, Brendon?
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
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journey-forwrd · 2 years ago
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i love experiencing media from the early 2000s because its like a little peek into all the stuff that was going on culturally while i was like 4 years old distracted toddling around thinking about dinosaurs 24/7
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