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Reading "One Piece" for the First Time, Part 11: So our gang are hanging out in "every town from an evil Western" ever, and I should be annoyed that the author has put Meme in Progress and Giga Chad to sleep, but... Actually I am a bit annoyed, they're great.
To the surprise of only The Idiot, this town of obviously suspiciously evil people led by a man with a violently dreadful haircut are kind of evil. But this is all a simple excuse to have The Himbo do his thing, and stretch his legs a little. A fair bit of it is "edgy shonen protagonist" stuff, but there's a zany, wacky little sequence involving a ladder straight out of a Buster Keaton movie, so that's always a plus from me, and the art has much improved this time: the author has gotten much better at drawing lunacy. I look forward to when he gives screentime to anyone who isn't the Himbo and the Idiot.
Then he has to go and fucking ruin it by bringing back The Idiot, to do whatever the fuck this bimbling barrel of buffoonery does. The joke could have been great, have him waking up to find that the town of murderous evil-doers are dead, and The Himbo just smoking a cigarette, looking to his freshly fucked blade and going "Was it good for you too?" but alas they hate my brilliant ideas, so we have this.
The gruesome twosome have another Shonen-y fight with some more weirdos, and an utterly bizarre bit where the Idiot is briefly annoyed by The Himbo apparently murdering people: my guy, those blades don't have fucking safety wheels on. Would you be annoyed at The Giga Chad for cooking carrots or Pat Sharp for being a DJ, would you? Stupid question, this character's a fucking moron.
The Cartographer with a brain cell shakes them out of it, as this is all a way to introduce what I assume are our actual villains "The Baroque Works", which seems superfluous since every motherfucker they've tusseled with has had hair like a Dutch Cathedral and outfits like a T-shirt cannon loaded with the wardrobe from "The Fifth Element". Still, the leader is named "Crocodile", and oh god I hope they fight a crocodile. OH I HOPE THE GIGA CHAD EATS A CROCODILE. He'd better eat a crocodile, Ohda, I swear to all that is holy!
Not as much to annoy me in this chapter (no fucking Dracule Mihawk, thank fucking Christ) aside from the giant duck being ready to kill The Idiot but suddenly decided to ride in the different direction because it being infected by his stupidity is the only reason the author could come up with to write his moron out of a corner.
But it didn't annoy me that much. I just want more of Giga Chad, Meme in Progress and the Cartographer with a Brain Cell. It's like dinner with an 8 year old: "No, you can't have more morons until you'd spent time with the current crop of idiots! Now finish your Giga Chad and Meme in Progress!"
The plot about a princess revolution is going to get dropped faster than that cowboy manga I read from this guy's nonce teacher ("Gun Blaze West" sucks so hard guys), so at least they're making progress in the plot...
They're now chatting to a Rodeo Stripper, and really guys? A bit of a step down from otters and duck-riding princesses and men with curly hair cannons in this town alone.
I'm down for Rodeo Strippers though, cowboys and Westerns are my jam.
#Reading One Piece for the First Time#Manga#One Piece#Giga Chad#Himbo#Sanji#Monkey D Luffy#Nami#Idiot#Pat Sharp#Usopp#Meme in Progress#Cartographer with a Brain Cell#Roronoa Zoro
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🎶 i want a maid who will clean for no one else
when i’m away she’ll use her duster on my shelf
when i’m away she’ll only clean my house
i want a maid who cleans for no one else 🎶
cringetober day 29 - maid dress
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me and gang presenting the worst slideshow known to man
#weezer#rivers cuomo#brian bell#patrick wilson#matt sharp#PLSSS THEY LOOK SO SILLY#WHY DO THEY DO RHAT#pat if they have you at gunpoint; BLINK TWICE#WEAR RED IN THE NEXY PJOTOSHOOT.
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weezer sends out a psa
#weezer#weezer band#weezer memes#weezer fanart#get weezered#art#my art#digital art#ilustration#fanart#rivers cuomo#pat wilson#brian bell#matt sharp#mikey welsh#scott shriner#meme#satire#parody
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maybe this will do better here than tiktok ??? LMAO
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♫ oooweeooo I look just like Buddy Holly ♫
#weezer#weezer fanart#rivers cuomo#brian bell#pat wilson#matt sharp#I feel like they almost look...too happy?#weezer band#my art#fanart#oooweeooo
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weezer finds a village
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Weezer dump from main
And (messy) bonuses
#weezer#weezer fanart#rivers cuomo#brian bell#pat wilson#scott shriner#mikey welsh#matt sharp#GOD i need to die#kill them#ive fixtated on them for. 4 months now. since the concert#god
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So little..
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POV: you just made fun of brian’s girlfriend, rivers, and now he’s gonna give you what you deserve
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Terrible Screenplay Idea: The British Avengers
It's "The Avengers" but the British version: 1. The Absolute Unit 2. Danny Dyer as an expert darts player. 3. Sean Lock as the leader ("what the fuck is that? Fuck off!") 4. Pat Butcher from "Eastenders" 5. Iron Bru Man 6. Pat Sharp
#story ideas#screenplay#the avengers#sean lock#iron man#captain america#marvel#danny dyer#pat butcher#pat sharp#The Absolute Unit#Marvel#Superheroes
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im going insane help i love this image
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Oh this picture of Weezer is so cute! Rivers and Pat playing games, Matt is sitting there, and- Where the fuck are his eyebrows
#weezer#rivers cuomo#pat wilson#matt sharp#brian bell#papas mistakeria special#I WAS LIKE 'Since when did Weezer had female singers' 😭#LIKE I FR THOUGHT THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL BUTCH LESBIAN SITTING WITH THEM BUT NO IT'S JUST THE TWINK FROM WEEZER /ref#Brian without his eyebrows makes his face look so empty like where did your features go 😭
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blue album :>
#weezer#weezer fanart#pat wilson#rivers cuomo#matt sharp#brian bell#weezer blue album#blue album#fanart#art#artists on tumblr#my art#my artwork#ibis paint x#repost with credit
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my babygrill hilda. my girlie ms hildegard my sweet
OKOK so shes a dnd character i played in. a rather traumatic dnd game which is. anotha story
buT this is me revival of her!! shes a PF2E Nephilim an has holy blood.
Class wise she is a thaumaturge!! An she uses her holy blood in conjunction w/ other tactics to help her fight
She's also plural!! you can see the other pupils in her eyes (i forgot to in the topmost image oope)
an her arc would be learnin to accept all of herselves. each of em is an important piece of who she is
learning to love herselves as much as she loves bionicles
#also that horn is SHARP#she wears a sheathe on it cuz is kinda dangerous#she wields a stick lantern an uses it to bash people#but she can also grapple u and gore u with her horn#but shed only do that if u were really on her shitlist#an you dear sweet cheese reading the tags#you are not on her shitlist#u are her favorite kinda person in fact#i hope u have a really nice day please drink water if u read this#give urself a pat on the back#an a little treabie. ur favorite one#pf2e art#my art#digital art#sketch art#pf2e#hildegard#pf2e thaumaturge
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