#pastra au

[mintyisinyourwalls]

ARF! The DOAI AU about evil seals and fish! Wowowlwoooo!!

Basically, six odd seals wash up on a Canadian shore and chaos ensues.

Species list

Clyde - Harp seal

Winfrey- Elephant Seal

Klaus - Harbor Seal

Jack - Ribbon Seal

Simon & Flock - Gray seals

And yes, the fish are supposed to look hyper realistic, fight me about it.

[grape-of-agayte]

..As the Rodeo’s shopkeep hit the ground, they began to convulse and contort. Their body jerked back and forth in tandem with the eerie tune that abruptly began filling the air.

Despite everything urging you to help them, you couldn’t help but watch stationary from where your group stood. Empathy being overrun by an odd sense of grim intrigue that kept your eyes glued to the unfolding scene and your feet rooted into the floorboards.

Amidst their thrashing, a puncture turned into a tear, a tear turned to a cut, a cut to a hole, a hole to a gash, and a gash to a gouge. When the movement finally stopped, the shopkeep was in pieces on the floor.

Nestled deep into the mess of stationary flesh now littering the ground a small, green, ornate box laid bare. The tunes’ origin. It seemed so comically out of place amidst the carnage; bright, covered in colorful dots, adorned with a smiling cartoon bunny on the front.

It’s jovial melody wafted through the tense air, reminiscent of a fair or a circus. It’s handle still spun, yet no one dared to move. An audience held captive by unwanted devotion and morbid curiosity.

The Keepers’ partner, watched with a calm eagerness from afar. A grin spreading across his face as their show came to its climax. The notes began to slow in tempo, the song soon coming to an end.

For a few heavy seconds, all was silent. For a few seconds, there was a chance to flee.

But alas, the audience did not move, the audience did not speak.

In that silence, the Rodeos’ final act began.

[corrupteddoodles]

pastra owns a casino real

i’m a sucker for casino aus and pastra has my brain in a chokehold i also love when in gambling related media one’s soul is on the line

[hunter-burton]

Craziness cookieness outlandishness hoopla loud weird frantic anxiety everything crazy crazy crazy cra

[gravitywasneveranoption]

Tied up and branded, locked in a cage I say I'm gonna stage a great escape

Megan (DOAI)

[arkaix]

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a piece of content where both the protagonist and the antagonist have Multiple versions of themselves that look different and also Other characters have their Same face but are different from them-

As a Kingdom Hearts fan I find this shit hilarious and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[smiuffzo]

veiled

[sundooisagoose]

give his costume back :(

[doodle-girl]

I feel like everyone who follows me/casual fans of DOAI have probably been so lost by what's been absolutely flooding their dashes for the past week or so, so here's a meme that I think pretty much sums up what fucking madness we've collectively spiraled into 👍

[tigerarainbowra-blog]

Bath time

[luxury-nightmare]

guys

GUYS

[they-thespian666]

Cringetober day 18: fandom au

Doai sitcom au my beloved <3

[tnbc-lover]

Cloaf

[s1cklyheart]

[hunter-burton]

Sooo

About those extra points mentioned in my last,,, hm?

*ahem*

HERE HAVE IT ALL HAVE IT

Clyde=Zach stuff

He uses his abilities to shapeshift into human form (assisted by hallucinogenic abilities <33)

Though he can only hold this position for shorts amounts of time (that being 3-4 hours before he starts to break down)

Camera’s tend to glitch when he’s around. (The brownie making video was a miracle I swear guys I-)

Yeah so about what happens when he uses his abilities too much

He’ll become more and more fatigued the longer he try’s to keep his human form so living in a house with a bunch of people who don’t know (but do suspect) that ur not human can kinda be a nightmare 😀 (context found in “setting n shit”)

His nose will eventually bleed (st brainrot coming in clutch)

Fun fact: veldigun don’t have blood? It’s gooey void stuff

So I assume that he would bleed gooey void stuff

Dizzyy

Classic sickfic type symptoms yk the drill

Fun fact: you cant touch veldigun with out serious repercussions!

Fun fact: Clyde/Zach knows this!

Fun fact: Clyde/Zach cares about his friends!

What does this result in??

I made a whole post on this lmao but long answer short: touch starved

People mistake it as him being the friend who doesn’t like physical contact

Nooo he’s just saving their lives lmao

How someone knows he really needs a hug is if he gives them a pair of gloves <33

Setting n shit

Au takes place in early October

Making it so Pastra and all the YouTubers I know that are associated with Pastra all get an Air B&B for the spooky month so we can have a cute content house situation

It all goes to shit 🤍

“Omg, Zach! Reality plagiarized your hit story: Dreams of an Insomniac :!!!1:!!11@!”

Basically news comes out that veldigun have been discovered to be real, people are warned to be careful this Halloween season, and other people have been sent out to attempt to catch them.

Eastridge moment.

Miscellaneous

Omg lankmann <333

Protective lankmann Protective lankmann Protective lankmann Protective lankmann Protective lankmann Protective lankmann Pr (Again!! this idea stemmed from @ginger-idiot and their au they are so good yes yeah yes yes !)

What if I made DOAI!Lankman and ARG!Lankmann separate characters??? THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS

ARG!Lankmann would just be like: “Lankmann?? But I’M Lankmann! This bitch stole my name”

Clyde/Pastra really do be juggling YouTube and the consumption of minds

So yeah. Question! Should I make this AU an ask character blog? I’d have to lern more abt the YouTubers, think on the world building n all to keep things consistent for my mushy brain but I’m totally down if y’all are too.

[gravitywasneveranoption]

Smth i wrote real quick a bit ago that was vibing in the drafts

OC featured: Megan (veldigun)

"What do you mean, you don't have a partner?" Clyde said, confused. The orange creature was curled up in the larger, blue figure's lap. Megan looked inconsequential compared to them both.

"I just don't," Megan shrugged. "As far as I can remember, which, isn't a lot, to be fair, I've always been on my own."

Clyde stood up, thinking. He narrowed his eyebrows.

"Clyde, you don't think that they di-" Winfrey started, sitting up.

"Of course not, that'd be almost impossible," Clyde responded. Megan knew that that was what Clyde was thinking, however. It didn't make her feel better.

"Say what, how about you go around and ask all the veldigun if they know anything," Clyde said, wrapping one of his arms around her.

"Really? Didn't you say-"

"Well, yeah, but, I mean, you should be fine on your own, even without a partner. You're a brutal killer!" Clyde chuckled. Megan smiled a bit. "Just. Don't go near Klaus or Jack, okay, I really don't want to deal with them right now and I'm sure you don't want to either."