#pastor in training

[mothmiso]

Yurihonjo (2) (3) by murozo

Via Flickr:

(1) Many flowers are blooming on the sides of rice fields. The train passed by this field. Mt. Chokai in the back, but it was mostly hidden by clouds. 田圃の周りにたくさんの花が咲いていました。その脇を列車が通り過ぎて行きました。 奥には鳥海山が見えるのですが、ほとんど雲に隠れていました。 (2) Apple garden. These are probably the flowers of Ohrin (one of varieties of apples). / おそらく、王林の花。 (3) I found this buckwheat field yesterday but it was cloudy. The night passed... This morning is fine! I visit this place again! 昨日この場所を見つけたのですが、昨日は曇り。一晩明けて今日は晴れ！再訪して撮りました。        

[kyumisyumi]

Genuinely cannot stop thinking about a Pastor!König scenario where he tries to fuck God into you.

(He a lil confused but he got the Holy spirit)

[gibbearish]

ive said it before and ill say it again that while i understand ppl who choose never to use the fyp, i do think theyre missing out on some excellent experiences, such as this one i had the other day

[ice-devourer]

i’m not too fond of tkd anymore however, the queer kids confiding in me at the training center makes it so damn difficult to leave can i just adopt them T — T

[sunshineandrosesnoraincamemyway]

It is 3 am and I am still awake, but I slept all day because of my migraine and had a coke at like 7 pm so what did you expect?

[gemstarstarlight]

Two IMPORTANT things I’ve decided in this conference I’ve been going to:

I love it and am going to be processing it for a lot of days. 2 most profound observations so far are submission and obedience are not the same thing and require different attitudes, and our culture is actually moving towards a more biblical understanding, even though we might not see it. Will expound on both of those at some point.

I’ve decided to start a series on this blog I’m vaguely calling Theology Thursdays. I doubt it will be every Thursday, but I want to post about religion, particularly Christianity and even more particularly evangelical Christianity, regularly. Part of it is the season I’m in (I’m training to be a campus missionary), but honestly I’ve been wanting to write about religion, theology, and Christ and the church for a while. I feel like it’s something people aren’t doing on Tumblr, and if they are it’s more in a “processing and venting” sort of way. I want to do research. I want to make essays. I want to make content you can cite and think about.

Now, I COMPLETELY understand if that’s not content you are up for. I will be tagging my content as #christianity and #theology thursdays so you don’t have to follow it. Will not be offended if you unfollow: it’s up to you. But I’ve been feeling a real call (pull from the Holy Spirit) to do it in the last few months. So I’ll be doing it. Partially because I think that’s what God wants me to do, but also because I think I’m going to need to write so I can process what I’m learning.

And again, I just don’t think there’s a voice for people like me. People who are queer but also are Christian, people who are both conservative and liberal, people who really want to see God’s will in the world but are unsure how to do it when our immediate heritage is not working. People who stick out and know they do. People who are anxious when they walk into a room of Christians or queer people because they don’t feel like they fit or agree with either group.

But if nobody speaks up, if nobody chooses to create space, who will?

I’m not claiming to be an expert. I’m not claiming to be perfect. But I love Jesus. I love the people who love him. I want to see reconciliation between queer people and the church. I want to see reconciliation between Gen-Z and the church. I want to create a space where people can learn, where people can grow and ask questions, and where people can feel safe being confused and hopefully find some clarity. And I want to actually do researched takes, rather than only talking based on experiences. I want to be creating a theology by going back to the Bible and what it truly says and means, rather than what culture (Christian and secular) says. Most importantly, I want you guys to know Jesus, my Jesus, not who you may have met through culture or your family or your experiences. You don’t have to love him or accept him, but I hate watching people reject a God that isn’t really him.

So I invite everyone who follows me to go on the journey with me! You’ll probably get something from me soon. I hope we can all grow and think together about such topics. And, most importantly, it can be a place that destigmatizes Christianity and provides information.

[pastored123]

A Flood, An Umbrella, and A Bridge

An chapter excerpt from my new book, To Be A Pastor To better understand one of the more essential roles of being a pastor involves caring for others as they find themselves in immediate, temporary, and long-term need of spiritual and practical needs. My personal experiences in this category of service were more than a little challenging to me because for years I lacked experience in evaluating…

[zairacarrerabg]

Rocky, pastor belga M.

[gemstarstarlight]

Here is an article that talks more about the validity of The 5 Love Languages. I'd recommend reading it (and, if you're a Christian, highly recommend all of Sheila Gregoire's stuff), but if you don't want to, here's a TLDR:

The Five Love Languages are not scientifically valid, for a host of reasons.

People still found it useful, and that's not bad. They can be tools to help your marriage/relationships. It's never bad to think, "How can I love and understand my partner better?"

Christians are fond of gimmicks/magic bullets that solve all your problems. That's bad, and we should be better than that. Tools can be weaponized, because they aren't inherently good or bad. What matters are the people using them, and the attitude that they have towards their partner.

To me, using the Five Love Languages isn't inherently misogynistic, patriarchal, or heteronormative. I've used it, and figured out that I actually HATE acts of service or most gifts, both giving and receiving them. I'd feel a sinking in my chest if someone gave me a gift or someone gave something to me. That was helpful for me to know when I was younger, and gave me language that helped other people love me better.

Having done more inner work, I've also realized it's because both require awareness and paying attention to detail, both of which I am bad at and have been punished for being bad at. So everyone knows that gifts are not my love language, and they don't have that expectation. However, when I do know someone loves acts of service or gifts, I try to show them that love, and they feel extra special because they know it's hard for me. It's a way for us to understand and communicate love, and we both feel more known at the end of the experience, which is the goal.

The point is, it's not a bad starting place, and it's not inherently evil.

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[ravs6709]

I. Well.

[poisonedtealeafs]

spencer stepped into their living room. a cup of fresh coffee in his hand, his hair still unruly from just getting out of bed. it was six in the morning.

his eyes caught a silver shimmer from the window sill. it came from the metallic ornaments adorning a black leather bound book.

"where did you even find that?" spencers eyes flick to xenia who had made herself comfortable in the black loveseat. she too was drinking a cup of coffee.

"in your backpack."

"and how did it get there?" he stepped around the table looking at the book in disbelief.

"probably when we run from the cops." the witch answered. "i just threw it into the next best backpack."

"and we haven't used it since?" the young pastor picked it up from the window sill, it was heavier than he had remembered it to be.

"apparently. well the most important notes i had copied already and you knew most of it from the top of your head."

spencer flicked the book open, the title page read "a guide for" and the rest was ripped of. either by the original owner, someone who had gotten their hands on it before them, neither he or xenia knew.

[pastorjeremynorton]

Bridging the Gap Between Discipleship and Leadership Development

Is something missing in your church’s leadership? Discipleship alone isn’t enough. Discover how bridging the gap with mentorship and practical leadership training can transform your church’s future. #ChurchLeadership #Discipleship #Mentorship #Faith

Discovering the Missing Piece in Church Leadership Have you ever felt like something was missing in your church’s approach to leadership? If you were raised in an evangelical church, there was likely Biblical teaching, programs for all ages, and a strong focus on the Gospel—a standard discipleship model in Western Christianity. However, a crucial difference has emerged between discipleship and…

[bristolchurch]

Profit Pulpits: The Divine Dilemma of Pastors and Church Finances

Introduction: The role of pastors in churches is undoubtedly crucial. They serve as spiritual leaders and help guide their congregations towards a path of righteousness. However, in some cases, pastors may overstep their bounds and begin to view the church’s income as their own personal property. This attitude can be problematic, and this paper aims to explore this issue further. The…

[faith-nerd]

Man I wish that were me...

I had a Sunday School teacher that refused to acknowledge that maybe the people who wrote the Bible could be biased. Even if you could convince her that some were passed down orally before written language was invented, she still insisted that "the Holy Spirit guided their words to be the truth." I got out of there before I could point out any times the Bible contradicted itself.

There's also at least one church in my town that is built on the foundation of "Actually following the Bible as it was written" ... aka ignoring any historical context, contradictions, or pretty much anything that doesn't align with their interpretation (which includes women must be subservient to men and a bunch of other traditionalist notions).

But, sorry, there are a lot of people who call themselves Christians that say you have to take every word of the Bible at face value.

I was raised Christian and I was pretty sure I was taught Adam and Eve wasn’t real, it’s just a story to teach about sin and humanity. But now I hear people saying that it’s believed to be true? What are your thoughts on it lol

I think that the Bible can’t be taken literally because it often contradicts itself in the same paragraph. Irl the only people I meet who claim that you have to believe that the Bible is literally true if you’re a Christian are Reddit atheists.

[wandascrush]

Choir lessons

18+ warnings: age gap flirting, Wanda is in her late 30’s and reader is 19, sexual implications

Thinking about Pastors wife!Wanda who, during the after service barbecue, asks to give you a private choir lesson at her house. Wanda is just infatuated with your life, and how you simply rolled into town and decided to stay for awhile before starting your second year of college. When you arrive at her house, she immediately serves you a dripping glass of sweet tea before beginning, having you sit right next to her as she plays the piano. It’s cute, how Wanda thinks your oblivious to her actions. As if you don’t notice how she turned the AC on to make your nipples show through your blouse, or how she’s constantly adjusting your hips and waist with a firm grip to, “help open up your diaphram.” Or the way she watches you bend down when you drop something, biting her lip and shifting her legs.

You purposefully picked out a blouse that’s just snug enough to get her imagination going on what’s underneath. And you love to play dumb for her, asking how wide you should open your mouth to sing this note, and pushing your chest out in order to “sound better.”

“No honey, like this. That’s it, nice open lips. What a good listener.”

“This position feels strange, Ms. Maximoff. Are you sure I should be bent over the piano like this? I didn’t realize it’d help me sing better.”

“Trust me, sweetheart. You sound so much better from where I’m standing.”

“You’ve been working hard, let’s take a break. Let me give you a tour of the house.”

And maybe what you didn’t realize, was that Wanda caught on to your tricks too. By your third private lesson, you were fully sitting on Wanda’s lap, asking her to help you apply your lip gloss better, “You just know my lips so well, with all our training and all.”

[icanseethefuture333]

PAC: Your most abundant career 🌳🍃💸

A fabulous collab with @intuitively-her 💳💅

“Fallin' from my money tree, and it grow throughout the months”

Pile 1:

Shufflemancy -

Looking For You by Kirk Franklin

MY POWER by Beyoncé

Counting Stars by OneRepublic

Queen of Wands, The Sun, The Fool, Death/Rebirth, Monk/Nun, & Teacher

In order to attract the most financial abundance in your career, you must use the wisdom you have gained and share it with others. I am seeing for some of you that you are religious or belong to a certain faith. You could work as a guidance counselor or doing charity for the church/mosque/temple, etc. While others are spiritual and/or believe in manifestation. You could be a someone who overall has a positive outlook on life and wish to share your joy and prosperity with others. You could believe that when you are rich in spirit, you are rich in life. If you have patience and like to interact with other people, you could work as a teacher for children or for young adults. You instill a great sense of confidence in others! People value your kindness and your optimistic demeanor. You will find the most fulfillment in help turning other people’s life around and overcoming challenges. Helping the less fortunate and those who lack equal access to economic opportunities will overall transform the path of your career.

Jobs: Teacher, professor, guidance counselor, success coach, non-profit organizer, dance instructor, music teacher, training & development specialist, officiant, pastor, mortician, funeral director, & youth group leader

Pile 2:

Shufflemancy -

Courtside by DVSN ft. Jessie Reyez

Just Do It by Swoosh God

Give Her Some Money by Maliibu Miitch

Two of Pentacles (Change), Nine of Wands (Strength), Six of Wands (Victory), Eight of Wands (Swiftness), Healer, & Athlete

Your most abundant career will have you booked and busy! I’m seeing that you guys should work in sports, if being an athlete per say isn’t your thing, then I see getting a job that’s along those lines will provide you with the most success. You could be fit and in shape, so being a personal trainer as well would help increase your income. I’m seeing you guys living a comfortable, plush life. You can take flights or even jets to fly in for work, you will do a lot of traveling for your job. If you wish to settle down and have a family, then this pile is not for you. This pile is for my single rich aunties/uncles who don’t wish to have kids. For some of you, I see you working in sports medicine or work in health care that pertains to injuries such physical therapy or rehabilitation. I also see this as working as a therapist, psychologist, or counselor. You help people regain strength and courage in the endeavor of pursing their goals. You are also someone who works fast and is always on time. You enjoy a competitive or diverse environment that can keep you on your toes. Stagnancy slows you down and practical jobs are not for you, you require something that offers something different each time and can also stimulate your mind.

Jobs: Sports Medicine, physical therapist, counselor, doctor, surgeon, nurse, professional athlete, journalist, assistant coach, personal trainer, fitness influencer, transitional manager, & team psychologist

Pile 3:

Shufflemancy -

PERSIAN RUGS by PARTYNEXTDOOR

Super Rich Kids by Frank Ocean

Diamond Days by Cruel Youth

The Hierophant, Seven of Cups (Debauch), Four of Cups (Luxury), The High Priestess, Gossip, & Artist

You have a refined taste and keen eye for details. Pursuing a career in the fine arts or design would overall benefit your career goals. You have the ability to make people engage with their senses by creating art is visually intriguing. You make people gossip or talk about your work for it is mesmerizing. Some of you are a considered a prodigy and have a lot of potential if your skills have not been developed yet. You could also be comfortable with nudity or your pieces have included nude art. You are also intuitive to others desires and can bring people’s dreams into fruition. You could often hear “*gasp* How did you know my favorite flower was ___?!” or something along those lines. Since you are so creative and multitalented, you would attract the most financial abundance as a freelancer. Acquire a workshop or establishing an office in your home can help you get into a space where you are able to have amazing results. Avoid working at jobs that lack flexible hours and be careful of people who do not wish to pay you for your service.

Jobs: Freelance artist, photographer, interior designer, home renovator, painter, magazine editor, credits creator, graphic designer, art instructor, podcaster, jeweler, fashion designer, chef, & food blogger

Pile 4:

Shufflemancy -

Get MuNNY by Erykah Badu

Ribbon by Mariah Carey

Money, power, & glory by Lana Del Rey

Ten of Wands (Satiety), The Lovers, Nine of Cups (Happiness), Hedonist, & Prostitute

This is a complex reading so I ask you to bear with me lol. Some of you could be a sex worker or previously had a former career involving those aspects, it’s giving Sophie Rain honestly. You may look young for your age and this appeals to certain demographics… This is like when girls on TikTok showed when they tried different hairstyles at work when waiting and they got tipped or paid more money when wearing pigtails or braids. You may have noticed this yourself when trying to progress in your career. In order to attract the most financial abundance, you have to give into your alluring qualities, physically and mentally. For example, Dolly Parton’s role in “9 to 5” was significant in showing the power dynamics of women within the workplace and how men take advantage of them so they can gain access to wealth or power. Dolly played as a pretty, blonde, busty secretary who was accused of having an affair with her boss, who was actually sexually harassing her. She got her revenge with two other female employees and ended up taking over the company. Instead of feeding into misogyny or pedophilic beauty standards, I would suggest playing the game wisely and asserting your power and fighting for equal rights when approaching working in a male dominated field. Seduce and control but do not sell yourself. You would become a major feminist role model and others would love to hear your story on how you became so successful.

Jobs: marrying into money, house spouse, entrepreneur, ceo, secretary, sales, marketing, sugar baby, exotic dancer, sex work, phone operator, model, bartender, waiter, hospitality service, & DJ