#past their expiration date
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#undertale#gaster#mystery man#chara#he’s a human to me whatever#i like to think ghosts & skeletons are technically humans who just became reclassified as ‘monsters’ for being undead#persisting past your expiration date or whatever#if he happened to be around before chara fell into the underground i imagine they wouldve seen him and puffed up like an angry cat
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one of cobra kai's original problems is that the writers insist that miguel-robby is equal in intensity to sam-tory. it is not. they don't have the drama the resentment the fixation the envy and desire that sam and tory feel towards each other and they never have. miguel and robby could work their shit out over a game of madden
#bolo liveblogs#cobra kai#and that's. pretty much what happens but their actual conflict keeps getting dredged up way past its expiration date
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once again thinking about the hypothetical low-budget road trip comedy series that’s about the lewis and clark expedition but only the members of the expedition live like it’s the early 1800’s and otherwise the setting and everything they encounter is modern day.
#they’re taking a canoe down the mississippi past barges and fishing boats#they go past the arch#it’s like a workplace comedy but it has an expiration date on it because they’re going to the pacific ocean and no further
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Five is so cool (that short two panel comic has been sitting in my ipad for like three weeks waiting for me to make two more drawings so i can keep making posts with three images)
Brad is fun to draw but i think most times i have by accidentally changed how i draw him slightly
#my art#lisa the painful#lisa rpg#sketches#lisa the joyful#lisa the rpg#lisa the hopeful#brad armstrong#lisa the hopeless#a few weeks old art but its still edible#just a day past expiration date#its still good#its still fine#i think
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not sure how to phrase this but something i have been ruminating on recently is that xue yang is strangely fragile. obviously he is also incredibly resilient. he survived, and continues to survive, impossible things. he has a million barriers between himself and the world, but none of this actually matters when it comes to what he feels. everything is personal to him. everything pierces straight through all that armor and goes right to his battered heart, the heart that no one else believes he has. that even he is not fully cognizant of. the world strikes and strikes and strikes and so he strikes and strikes and strikes back, even (especially) when the wound is something other people would not think worthy of retribution.
xue yang would never realize this- would be outraged at the concept of it- but the way everything, everything is something to rally a defense against is in itself a form of fragility. he does not know how to let go of things, or let them pass him by. passivity is death. so he is ruthlessly cruel and violent. he projects himself as a lunatic untouchable by anything you might possibly do to him, and on some level he even believes this. but in actuality he is one raw emotional wound. he never learned to separate himself from his emotions, much less process them. the volatility is not so much insanity as it is the constant lashing out of an animal in a trap, and the trap is the world, and the trap is himself, and he is never going to get out. and like so much else, this pain is just part of the background radiation of his life. it hardly registers. to be able to register the hurt, you would have to be able to register a time in which you were not hurt.
i feel like it is a fragility that could blossom into such tenderness, given exactly the right set of circumstances. how at the very first touch of softness in his life he fell into a domesticity from which he never recovered. how much was there, still, to be salvaged from the cruelty. on some level i am always thinking about the little apple bunnies. about the meal for daozhang and the straw in a-qing's bed.
it was too little, too late. it shattered like glass when the world intruded back in. but the tenderness was there. no one, least of all xue yang, knows what might have happened had it been unearthed in him any sooner.
#he is easy to hurt. this is a fact. it is also anathema to his own self conception as well as the model of him in anyone elses minds.#xue yang#yi city#mdzs#aphelion.txt#xy#Contact is crisis; every touch is a modified blow#<- xycore anne carson quote. if you even care#meta#i guess? idk#it is always character analysis hour in my head#with a disclaimer that whether or not someone experiences empathy is NOT correlated to their morality#i dont think its necessarily that xy is incapable of empathy it's that any empathy that might exist in him is deeply deeply repressed#bc he views it as a death warrant. he (at every moment in his head and really quite often in reality) is on trial for his life#and it would be suicidal to give a shit about anyone who is not him.#especially since he knows- down to his bones- that no one is ever going to give a shit about him EXCEPT FOR him#the one chance he ever got to escape this cycle of brutality came with an expiration date built in by consequence of his past atrocities#and he only first started to comprehend anything about his own emotions after it was all already irrevocably fucked#in canon he is doomed. in fandom i am always picking him up and putting him somewhere kinder#shakes you by the shoulders do you understand what he does to me. do you. do you#if you tell me im excusing his crimes i will kill you w my lazer beam.#this isnt ABOUT THAT. this is ME BEING UNHINGED ABT HIS PSYCHOLOGY in a moral vaccuum.#i'm not saying 'hes sensitive uwu' but like i kind of am. unfortunately it mostly just motivates him to murder people#OH and when i connect the fragility to the tenderness i dont mean that i believe hes like. secretly soft#i mean that being as he is so deeply impacted by people's slights against him. he is just as deeply impacted by people's kindnesses#and he's not incapable of reciprocating it. he is INCREDIBLY fucking bad at it. but not incapable#ok i have to post this before i feel compelled to ramble any longer in the tags. jesus#got consumed by my a-yang feelings on a sunday morning sorry#not sure why i worded it as 'continues to survive' other than a constant subconscious denial that xue yang is dead
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i draw myself a lot
#homestuck#dirk strider#self#platonic selfship#admin draws#fanart#TTAC#an important part of my artist diet. one i should rehash since i am in midst of not quite art block#but definitely 'my screen is very small and my program very unfamiliar to me'#block#hrk anyways. this is im pretty sure my last post in drafts of art i can post#might not be but im not scrolling down to check and im pretty sure it is#ive made it pretty far in my reread today although it kind of transitioned into just a READ#because ive gotten to parts ive never read due to dropping the comic about 92% of the way through#yes i did the math feel free to find the pages yourself#anyways. i pushed far enough along to be staring down collide#and i would really really. like to draw more before i finish it#because fixations have an expiration date to me closely matching me finishing the source material#but also. they dont really? they never really leave. they just flare and then stay rather than go.#i think im past the flare now anyways. but im still here having fun. so maybe i shouldnt worry about it#cough anways!! im treating the tags as a diary again. please enjoy my faces. or dont im not the boss of you#barely the boss of myself duh
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bad news: am sick
good news: not too sick to gpose. :) (yet)
#Left work early today because I wanted to die.#Also apparently one of my coworkers has covid so... that's fun.#I took a test and it came back negative tho so..... I hope I don't have it again.#The test was past the expiration but it was also one of the ones that received extended beyond use dating#so I think it should still be accurate.
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going to the doctor tomorrow to convince her I have depression and I will start with telling her I didn't even get my package that arrived today from the common hall. it's still lying there unopened in the dark.
#i should probably also check on my groceries#can i eat chicken that's more than a week past it's expiration date?? idk but i will cause i spent like 7 euros on it#and also my pears!! i forgot abput my pears#they've been in the shopping bag for the last 5 days#it's fine everything's fine#i can also probably keep eating instant noodles out of dirty dishes it's fine#i really need to sleep today if I don't want to pass out during blood test
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Trick or Treat!
You get... A can of sweet corn! Sweet corn, candy corn? Tomayto tomahto, both are sweet and corn related.
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Okay I’m about to say something that may be read controversially. I am not trying to start shit.
I feel like when we shit on Trump voters, we should not use “cares more about gas and the price of eggs” as a pejorative.
I voted for Kamala. I stand by voting for Kamala, I think that’s what everyone should have done.
I have also been to the food bank pretty regularly in the past year.
I can tell you that the rising cost of living, being unable to afford food, being unable to afford gas when that’s potentially your way to get to work, daycare, buy groceries, the doctor- the United States as a whole has shit public transport if they have any at all- all of that Is Very Very Real.
That’s not a reason to vote for Trump, fuck the man, he’s a monster in every single respect.
But I don’t think it’s a coincidence that a lot of poor people voted for him because he told them he’d make it easier for them to feed their families.
He won’t. Because he sucks.
But I am never, never going to shit on someone for buying what a grifter told them would make it easier for them to eat.
I still think they shouldn’t have voted for him.
But, and I’m being a little unfair here, I think a lot of people would stop saying that people chose the price of eggs over human rights if they’d ever had an empty table.
#this has been bothering me for a long time.#fuck trump voters but fuck em for choosing harm to others rather than fuck them for being poor#I’ve been to food banks#half of what you get in “fresh food#is expired#or unusable#you’ll get jelly and peanut butter but no bread#eggs past the date#grocery castoffs that are already starting to smell#and that’s just because it’s all they have#blame people for what they did. by all means#do not ever blame them for being hungry.#I spent one winter making soup out of foodbank chicken broth and seaweed I gathered on the beach because I couldn’t afford food#I know what it’s like#so when I tell you a dollar’s difference in eggs and milk is catastrophic#I want you to understand where I’m coming from#a dollar is everything when you’ve only got ten in your wallet
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DUDE R THERE ANY PEOPLE THAT REMEMBER TALES FROM THE FOUNDATION OR DETECTIVE VOID. . . MY ASS IS SOOO LATE 2 THOSE CUZ NOW IM OBSESSED WITH DR BUCK N BRAN PLEEEASE DO ANY OF U REMEMBER THEM🙏🙏
please come back my beautiful wife i need u
#scp foundation#im so sick rn#expired fandom moment#past expiration date#tales from the foundation#detective void#IM GONNA KMS MAN#i cant do it anymore
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WHITEBOARD:P
#AAAAGHGHGHHHHHH#BOTTOM 2 BOTH REFERENCED FROM EXPIRATION DATE !#I HAVE REWATCHED EXPIRATION DATE LIKE 10 TIMES THE PAST WEEK AERUUGGHHGH#MEDIC TF2#SCOUT TF2#TEAM FORTRESS 2#MY ART
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While I'm at spamming memes and shitposts, I've realized that I have never uploaded here this thing I made years ago
#bleach#gin ichimaru#sosuke aizen#yeah i know this is based on a meme that's probably way past expiration date by now#i made this pic YEARS ago
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if willy stampler doesn't die soon i might have to kill him myself
#his death is long overdue#permakill him permakill him permakill him#we gotta kill that old man#hes fucking expired its past his due date#i want to smother whatever the fuck is keeping him alive#im feeling so fucking violent bc im sick and cant sleep#i want him fucking deaddddddd#dndads#dndads s2#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dungeons & daddies#willy stampler#me rambling#me ranting#🍁
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Need to be asleep but I can't stop thinking about my current favorite oc. She's the angriest most tragic broken bitch on the plane. There's a specific flavor of tragedy to her, and it's someone whose lived past her expiration point. Someone who never expected to make it past 19, or 20, or 25, but now she's 44 years old and she has to deal with the fact the only people she ever considered family are dead. The only reminder she has of them lives in her own memory, and in her nephews face. She's not even really related to him but what else does she call him?? His parents were the first people to accept this angry, burning 19 year old for who she was and show her unconditional kindness expecting nothing in return and they're gone. They're GONE and it should've been her, it should've been her haunting the narrative instead of them but it wasn't and she has to deal with that every single day. Her nephew should've had his parents, but instead he only has her, and she's as good as a ghost anyway, haunting herself. Anyway her name is Kate Lennox she is a butch lesbian and not even therapy would fix her at this point. She's like an abused dog who hasn't known anything other than being hit and biting in retaliation, she should've been a martyr but she lived and now she's burning up from the inside out like a dying star like a fever. Jesus christ.
#i'm so normal#this is a normal amount of feelings to have about a character#something about survivors guilt because the only people who ever loved her are dead in boxes in the ocean#the discord rps getting a bit too serious fellas#I think about her too hard sometimes and a hole is torn in my chest#She wishes she could've stopped it but she was 19 trapped in the Humans Rights Violations Organization of Abuse and Gaslighting#she couldn't do anything and THAT'S THE TRAGEDY OF IT#something about living past your expiration date and being left a hollow thing that's hardly alive anyway#I need to go to bed I can't keep doing this#Her whole character concept was just “hey what if I took Annie Lennox from the Sweet Dreams music video and hit her with the Trauma Beam”
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I haven't even watched the new RvB yet and I already know I'm not going to like it and that it will probably be super forgettable.
Anyways the show should've ended after S13 imo. Glad they've finally euthanized the damn thing, but it should've happened sooner.
#rvb wank#I say this with nothing but affection in my heart. 'good riddance.'#ok i lied about the affection thing actually. there's frustration and a bit of malice lmao.#ya'll could've had a semi-airtight show but NOOOOOO you had to draw it out past its expiration date#I'm glad it's dead and I'm honestly not sure if I'm going to watch the new season.#anyways go read TLRH bc there's no way it's worse than S15-19 LMAO
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