#parxie blog

[brainwashed-parxie]

❤️ SOUL/STAR/AWSTEN THEORY POST 🪽

GREATEST HITS -

FUZZY ,

I think, since GH is from Awstens perspective, the demons in this song are actually Star and Soul.

"Me myself and I" in reference to the three of them.

"I'm really not a bad guy, Step into the good light, Say a little prayer for you, yeah

Kill another demon - You know what I mean, man

My brain just needs a little bit of cleaning."

The demons, the "little bit of hell", are obviously both Star and Soul. Manifestations within Awstens mind, his brain. Plus the obvious "prayer" connections and the focus on good/bad.

"I'll be waiting, On my ceiling, Glowing in the dark." This one is a stretch, but I think this line is about Star - with "I" being Star.

The glowing green crosses from the music video on his face, etcetera, idk. This one is dumb.

"Now I've gotta go,

I'm running and I can't stay here

I don't want another timeline

Me, myself, and I talked and we can't leave you here

I hear them getting close,"

I believe this line is about the property, leaving and escaping the property. With "me myself and I" yet again being Awsten, Soul, and Star. I think "them" is referring to the gas-mask figures we see within the property, the people enforcing it all.

I think he was afraid of Soul and Star at first, seeing them as demonic or hellish figures, before growing to be closer with them and work together.

I think that concept ties into -

SECRET LIFE OF ME ,

I think the "evil twin" line is about both Soul and Star, which I've said before.

"When I fall asleep at night, I wish my brain could sneak away, Increase my pace and hop the gate and travel to another plane."

Obviously this shares lines with Sneaking Out of Heaven, and if the property is heaven - this makes a ton of sense alongside everything else.

With Star being the one who actually has "snuck out of heaven" and escaped the property, Awsten wishing he could do the same yet being afraid he will fail, and Soul being scared to leave at all.

" First I'd find my evil twin, Then I will make best friends with it,"

Again, this entire segment is about Awsten actually growing closer (ha) and bonding with Soul and Star, trusting them and them being the reason he realizes they need to leave the property behind (with the property itself being a metaphor for heaven and religion, the shame and guilt alongside religious traumas, etcetera.)

"Wishing for a someday, I could run away like that

Now I think I need a life or maybe nine, 'Cause I feel like I'm running out of time, yea

Someday maybe on a Sunday, I can sit and sunbathe,

I could run away like that

Now I think I need a life or maybe nine, 'Cause I'm feeling like I'm running out of time."

Again, in reference to someday hoping to leave the property behind and live without it. With Sunday typically being called a religious day, it's hard not to draw this connection.

"Yeah, it might take a couple planes and parachutes for my escape, jump face-first into the sun,"

Ties into hopping the gates, escaping, etcetera.

Honestly this entire song is about dreaming to leave and escape, live peacefully in a world without the property and its restraints, with the 'secret life' itself being that daydream/wish.

With obvious ties into Stars "sneaking out of heaven" and - if Star and Soul are manifestations of Awstens own mind, I think this daydream is where Star truly stemmed from at the beginning.

"Yeah, maybe paradise is somewhere deep inside the halls or walls - Where I've spent all my time,

Building my whole life, Where I feel alright

'Cause I never wanna leave the secret life of me

The secret life of me,"

This ties into what I just said, paradise is the daydream. The secret life is Awstens daydreaming about escaping the property, but there is a sudden tone shift in the song around this point.

"Real life never feels like it's mine, So I'll dissociate until I'm fine, until I'm fine. .

I keep my eyes wide shut, Live a secret life for fun,

Away from anyone and everyone."

I think this is that fear of failure, scared of failing to escape the property - the effects of the property shining through in the first line. This could be a result of Soul being afraid to leave at all, mixing with Awstens fears of failing.

Choosing to remain lost in the property, keeping that wish as just that - a wish/dream, which is what makes Star upset, with him being from that daydream, with him having escaped before - its why he mocks the twos fears in his own song. He knows its possible to leave.

I think this creates the conflict between Soul and Star, obviously.

Which, leads me to,

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY -

ST*RFUCKER ,

Obviously the first lines reference FUZZY, with the limo/window parallels, which I think supports the idea of at least Soul being one of the demons mentioned within the song.

I think its more important to view the "hidden" or background lyrics in the song, since both Soul and Star have those lines.

"So destroy my world, I'll tape the cracks,

'Cause what you give out's what you get back.

I'll stop the world, I'll tape the cracks.

What you give out's what you get back."

I think Souls 'world' here is actually the property, since he doesn't want to leave it, he's afraid of leaving the property, he's lashing out at Star for trying to leave and escape. Lashing out at the concept of leaving what he knows, so he's reinforcing the property and attempting to keep himself, and thus Awsten, stuck/lost inside. He's undoing whatever Star is trying, he's viewing Star as the bad guy for trying to leave / leaving before.

Soul is upset over that daydream, the wish to leave, he's angry at Star for escaping once before, so he's trying to destroy that wish, and remain inside. Which could be reason for the tone shift in Secret Life, as I've stated in that section.

The conflict and fighting between Soul and Star is incredibly interesting with this view on them.

With Soul representing the fears of leaving those traumatic environments and experiences, and Star representing the want to escape and live happily and truly in a better place.

I don't have much more to say about this song specifically, and I feel like everything else I've said covers it pretty well.

I'm also skipping breaking down Sneaking Out of Heaven, since I've already covered that topic while bringing up the daydreaming and connections with Secret Life, but if anyone wants me to talk about it, just ask!

So, now let's finally get into..

SOULSUCKER ,

Oh boy, I'm excited.

"We never made it out of the loft, let alone the property, 'Cause Awsten's scared of fucking failing, and you're just scared to leave.

Jesus Christ, how sad is that?

If depression had a masterclass.

I'm the only one who can get us out, so pray to me instead and I'll save you now."

The 'We' is talking about all three of them, since Star alone has made it out before.

This is why the next few lines are mocking Soul and Awsten, Star thinks it's ridiculous to remain within the property - though it seems he's giving Awsten a lighter jab than Soul, as the conflict is mostly between Star and Soul.

I think the last lines are calling back to the speech before the live debut of SOULSUCKER, "everyone is a god once you leave the property" - Star has been out before, he can get them out. He knows how, he's done it once and can do it again. He wants to save them, and save himself as well.

"One of us will end up hurt,

But you can call me St*rfucker."

I think this is a sarcastic jab at Soul lashing out, since their names are insults towards each other and not technically real names - I think their real names are Soul and Star, not Soulsucker and Starfucker.

Also, talking about how no matter which side wins, leaving or staying in the property, one of them is going to end up suffering - if not both.

"You carry guilt, you carry shame,

I know the weight."

Star knows how damaging the property is, and he does understand the reasons they're afraid, but he also knows they need to leave. He empathizes, sympathizes even, with those feelings.

"Asleep in the dark in the back of the deep end,

I’ve been living on a 12 month weekend,

I'm the little bit of hell that leaked in.

Picking up from the floor to the ceiling."

This line obviously references a lot of other songs, notably Snow Globe, and in my opinion - Fuzzy. Again, fueling the connection concept.

Referring to himself as Hell, could be in relation to the property viewing them as a manifestation of sin and falling from heaven, or it could be referencing Awsten calling them demons, and it possibly could be him sarcastically accepting the fact he is being demonized by Soul.

"I watched you meditate, medicate but I'm here still

If I'm already dead, I can't be killed."

This I think is about Awsten, watching Awsten do things to attempt to remedy the effects of the property without actually leaving it. Star, and by that logic Soul as well, is still there. Star is still trying to get them out, and won't stop trying.

Also, "kill another demon" could easily tie into this, and I think it does.

I also think death in this context is falling from heaven, escaping the property, etcetera. He can't die again, if he already did, but I'm not super positive on that one. Idk lol

"I'll love a God when he loves me back."

More about the religious trauma aspects of the story, Star is able to think like this and say these things, disconnect from the concepts of religious teachings and fear, because he's escaped the property before.

Also, looking at the Luciferianism themes of the album, this line is really interesting as, yet again looking at "everyone is a god once you leave the property" and the "pray to me" lines, it seems Star sees himself as something similar to a godlike figure.

(Removed a few "yeah"s to make it shorter)

"I'll stop the world, I'll tape the cracks, c'mon. What you give out's, what you get back, yeah

I'll stop the world, I'll tape the cracks, c'mon. What you give out's, what you get back.

Destroy the world, yeah, I'll tape the cracks, c'mon. What you give out's, what you get back, yeah."

This part is very obviously a direct response to Soul, and again - I think the world here is the property, while the cracks are the damage the property has done to them all. While also being more direct lines to Soul, more jabs at him.

"Destroy the world, I'll break the cracks, c'mon

So sell me out, yeah, I'll stab your back."

I think this line specifically is one big final mocking jab towards how Soul is demonizing Star.

A sarcastic response to the claims he is doing something bad by attempting to leave the property, etcetera. A little hard to explain, but I hope you understand what I mean lol

This concludes my big giant lore post, but seriously expect so much more!! I cannot wait to find out more, and I'm always ALWAYS trying to come up with more types of theories here!

I cannot wait to be proven, most likely, wrong about all of this when we learn more! 💚

[kinnie-coins]

SOULSUCKER // ST*RFUCKER

☆ Names + Pronouns ☆

Based on the characters of course, however some are simply based the album Intellectual Property.

Names -

Star, Soul, Angel, Lucifer, Nephilim, Faith, Seraphim, Ritual, Grey / Gray, Spirit, Virtue, Melatonin, Nyx, Aura, Crimson, Lilith, Lucian, Blaze, Rose, Halo

Pronouns -

star/stars, st*r/st*rs, soul/souls, cross/crosses, halo/halos, ven/heavens, vir/virtues, pray/prayers, angel/angels, demon/demons, wor/worships, dark/darks, night/nights, fall/fallen,

☆ / * / +

❤️/💚/🖤/❤️‍🔥

🪽/⭐️/🌟/🌓

✨️/🩸/💫/🫀

🔴/🟢/🟥/🟩

⚫️/⬛/🚫/❗️

[parxr0t]

Waterparks - Sneaking out of heaven

After weeks of teasers, USB sticks and cryptic posts the long-awaited new waterparks song is out. Seeming to be in addition to intellectual property (their newest album released in April of this year), Sneaking Out Of Heaven is a pop infused anthem that I’m sure they can’t wait to play at the When We Were Young festival and their upcoming UK and EU tour after its incredible reception on their Australian tour earlier this month.  

This new song is a true credit to the band's discography, a synth infused pop-rock tune that is bound to be well taken by fans live. Within the song there are several references to one of the lead singles of the album “brainwashed”. I'm not brainwashed but I wanna be. There are also several references to religion (the song is literally called sneaking out of heaven) which is a key theme in Intellectual Property, with Awsten Knight in an interview with Alt Press stating that; “There is a love story throughout the record that is expressive to and for other people, but the album itself has to do with overcoming, unlearning and growing past religious guilt”. This religious imagery is greatly felt in the song but done so in a way that doesn’t come off as preachy or rather satirical. I thoroughly enjoy the synth-pop sound, though it is evidently not for everyone as the song is meeting mixed reviews from fans, some are living for this new, modern sound while others strongly believe that parx are at their best when they focus on pop-punk. All that being said, it's been a pleasure to have been allowed into the property once more.  

Overall, the track fits very well with the overarching themes of the album and stands alone as an incredibly strong single. There are rumours of this being the first B-side in a potential deluxe re-release of Intellectual Property. Paired with rumours of this being a whole new era or side project it’s an incredibly exciting time for Parxies, new and old alike. Irrespective of where this stands in Waterparks’ discography, the release was perfectly timed and truly exemplifies their incredible genre-bending skills.  

[siren--squid]

BABE WAKE UP TWO NEW PARX DEMOS DROPPED

BRO. I JUST LISTENED TO THEM. OH MY FUCKING GOD...

CMBM is so much more beautiful that I could have ever imagined, shes perfect and I love her. The slight rasp in Awstens voice? I'm dead. I'm dying. THE FAST PART?? Yeah I'm deceased. I actually started SHAKING while listening to her. I heard the live debut and everything but NOTHING prepared me for the full body experience here. I will be looping her for an unknown amount of time thats for certain. Sobs

DUDE. TALKING TO MYSELF. I was fully actually CRYING with this song. It's so GORGEOUS but its absolutely DEVASTATING nobody prepared me for how this song HURTS. I think this is probably the most vulnerable parx song? Its unbelievably pretty, but WOW that one hurts! I literally couldn't move while listening. I did the typical parxie thing of listening to these songs in the dark with headphones and dude I swear this song just grabbed me and put everything else on hold to be experienced.

I'm pretty sure these two songs are living in my soul now. Waterparks is an experience like I've never been through before

BTW !! parx blog: @brainwashed-parxie for any parx brainrotting needs!! I love parx so much dude,,

[fromthegallows]

i will genuinely never understand the thought process behind any twitter parx fan. every time i see an indirect posted about waterparksdrama it’s always making up yet another obnoxious rumor about something that we haven’t done and it spreads like wildfire across twitter and is just somehow believed to be 100% true. but then the second ANY of us say anything back to twitter parx fans we’re the bad guy. we’re the one sending threats to people. we’re the ones that are the issue. it makes NO sense. you are perfectly fine with threats being thrown our way (even DEATH threats) and you are perfectly fine with us being told to “get a life” but the second there is retaliation against the things you are doing you aren’t the problem. you tell us admins (all 20+) who run a blog with opinions to get something better to do but you (the 20+ year olds) run a twitter account with opinions. you swear up and down to let people spend money how they’d like when someone does 20+ m&gs on one tour but the second any of us go to ONE you think you have the right to complain about how we spend our money.

none of it makes sense! you all are so hypocritical it HURTS. we PURPOSELY make sure fan names don’t get posted so no hate is driven to you all but there is not a second thought for our name to be plastered all over the place for twitter parxies to become a hive mind and send hate our way.

[wildflowervines]

Welcome to my blog!

Hey y’all, my name is Emily but you can call me Em or Wildflower!

• I like to read, write, and draw in my free time!

• I’m a swiftie/parxie and a lover of flowers, music, chill games, and the color pink!

• Welcome to my pastel purgatory where I’ll post my thoughts, art, writing blurbs and more!

• be respectful and we vibe (•∨•)/

• Instagram: wildflowervines

[waterparksdrama]

there’s probably so many parxies who join parxblr by finding this blog and suddenly have their eyes opened towards how weirdly parasocial this fandom is(i sure did)

i feel like we scare most people off more than that lol - iz

[lostintheproperty]

WELCOME TO THE PROPERTY!!!

vvv more under the cut vvv

Hi my name is Violet! I don’t really know how to use tumblr that well but im learning! I use she/they pronouns, im a minor, and I’m lesbian! I do have a girlfriend so please respect that! The majority of stuff im gonna be waterparks related or anything to do with stuff im interested in. I’ve been a parxie for 4 years and I’ve met them twice. I do tend to talk a lot and im a little slow at understanding things sometimes, so please be patient with me! I don’t usually use tone tags, but if you need me to I gladly will! My humor is pretty inappropriate and If you aren’t comfortable with it please let me know! I also am a pretty shy person at first, I promise im not ignoring you if I don’t answer!

INTERESTS/ARTISTS I LIKE!!!!

I am interested in a LOT of things, so this list is gonna be hella long!

ARTISTS!!

Waterparks, Billie Eilish, Towa Bird, Jeff Buckley, Chappell Roan, Conan Gray, Stephen Sanchez, Laufey, Hozier, Baby Fisher, Beabadoobee, Cigarettes After Sex, (Pre-split) Panic! At The Disco, The Young Veins, Pierce The Veil, My Chemical Romance, Melanie Martinez, Jazmin Bean, Sleeping With Sirens, Zeph, Twenty One Pilots, TV girl, Badflower, Fall Out Boy, Neck Deep, Mayday Parade, IDKHOW, Palaye Royale, Reneé Rapp, and Sub Urban !!!

THINGS I LIKE!!!!

The Walten Files, The Outsiders, Frogs, FNAF, Band, Drawing, Writing, Reading, Going outside, Hanging out with my friends, Listening to music, Sleeping, Collecting silly things, Yapping about everything, Stuffed animals, and Sunflowers!!!

BMF/THIN ICE/DNI LIST!!!!

BMF!!!

Parxies, enjoyers of any of my interests, frog lovers, lesbians, nice people, people that will let me yap, star lovers, sanrio lovers, anybody between the ages of 12-17, People who like the outsiders, and anybody in the lgbtq+ community!

THIN ICE!!!

Anybody that’s 18 and above (I don’t care that you’re on my page, just keep in mind this I am a minor!), age ranges 10-11, people who always start drama for no exact reason, non parxies (this blog is mostly about waterparks so, you’re welcome to stay tho!), and I don’t mind fake flirting, just if I tell you to stop please do!

DNI!!!

Homophobic, transphobic, and racist people, pro Israel, people who ONLY talk about politics, pro-shippers, waterparks haters, people who judge others interests, p3d0s, and rude people.

HOW I TAG THINGS!!!

Violetsyaps - stuff by me!

Violetsvents - my vents

Violetsthings - just a tag so I can find things easily!

Violetswife - yaps about my gf!

Violetreblogs - stuff I reblog

Any more info!

My DMs are open, I can’t always reply but I’ll try my best! Everybody is welcome to my page as long as you’re respectful! my socials are linked below! other than all this stuff, just be positive on my page and we won’t have a problem!

discord, tiktok, insta, straw page

[brainwashed-parxie]

GUYS DO WE LIKE THE NEW THEME???!

I'm personally LOVING IT :D my favorite colors are black and green so I'm really really happy looking at this!!! Pictures used are from Jawns twitter or the bands twitter, as usual!!

☆ 🖤💚🖤 ☆

[studentparxie]

Welcome to the intro!

Hey everyone! This blog is for my ENL-317 digital writing class. So random parxies, this is your warning to be as respectful as possible! By the way, Parxie is the official fanbase name originally coined by fans. Awsten then just played along with it and began using it as an insult to his fans. Anyways, in this blog, I am basically teaching you all as much lore as I can without getting too explicit in lore. Some topics I will be covering are how they formed, leaked songs, Otto Wood is a serial killer, Intellectual Property, and why they don't have a bass player. I will also do fun little lyrics and song analysis, and just overall fun content like Awsten being Awsten.

Some fun facts about me is that I have been a fan of Waterparks for about 7 years, since late 2016. I've seen them live like 9 times and met them twice! Contrary to popular belief and Awsten's internet presence, their actually really sweet and kind people. I love all their albums, but I have to say my favorite has to be Greatest Hits, baby. It's like so diverse and fun to listen to, there's so much depth and layers to each and every song! Speaking of songs, I would say my current favorite song is Brainwashed. That song isn't even out yet and it has a chokehold on me. I can't get it out of my head. Well, my favorite officially released song is The Secret Life of Me. The song sounds like pure serotonin, it itches the brain just right.

Whether you're my professor, classmates, or just some random parxie, I genuinely hope you enjoy this blog! This blog is meant to be educational, provide Entertainment (like the album), and overall just be a fun project for me to enjoy talking about my hyper-fixation.

[littletantrums]

Might make a new parxie blog idk

[siren--squid]

WRONG BLOG non parxies i'm sorry about the post defending serial killer Otto Danielle Wood 😭😭

[omens-and-more]

The other anon is talking about the total shit show going on with parxies and Julien from Loveless. It’s hot gossip but you definitely don’t want the insanity that is that fandom to come over here!

ah ok yea I have seen some stuff on twitter definitely rather not bring that to the blog

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

when men post whore photos 😰😰😰😰

its parxie anon if that wasn’t obvious

still not over the whore skittles photo

or this https://x.com/waterparks/status/1814048009455644976?s=46 they are all cunty???? otto in the mesh??? geoffs makeup??? awsten???! barking like a dog rn

Oh the mesh top is sick, I want one

But more importantly, yes we highly encourage male slutty behavior on this blog!

[stupid4y0u]

hello fellow parxie your blog is lovely

thank u i have no clue how tumblr works!!

[waterparksdrama]

hi i just got back from the parx show, and so, well, i went to the M&G beforehand and the same shitty conditions carried over here. so no selfies, one photo, no signing, get through as quickly as possible. i respect that the tour manager was under the pump but he was, uh, not a happy camper at times. and jawn was like cracking the whip with photos, it was just strange because the actual band were so nice and took the time to talk to everyone as much as they could, it was just everyone around them who set this weird tone. then, oh my god. i managed to make friends with a couple of the other fans in their mid-late 20s which was nice, but the front row was FULL of the aus twitter parxies. like some guy who's gotten into an actual twitter beef with awsten was talking about it, he went to the AIRPORT to stalk the band when they got into brisbane. i was behind a group of people, one of which was nice and let me into the barrier. but when i say the front row was quiet as fuck. like everyone had their phones out filiming but no one was signing. one cool ass person was like me and having a great time, but the barrier row was so STRANGE. he played a bit of 21 questions and i was very happy, and this person next to me looked at me like i was nuts. that could just be my interpretation but, like, it was weird. i didn't even know if they were a FAN until i saw that they kept sending videos on their phone to someone. I also am pretty sure awsten is aware of my side blog, i know he stalks the parx tag but when i met him. yeah, i think he knew who i was lol. he was very nice, his stage presence is pretty great. anyways good show weird elements but it could have been worse. i met some cool ass people

average parx show but i'm glad you had fun!!!! - iz