#partyambulance911

[groovysaboteur-blog]

"Why weren’t you there?"

"Guess." Jazz grumbled, making his unpleasant mood evident for the medic. He had been wanting to vent about this for some time, so Ratchet wasn’t given a chance to answer.

"Stuck pickin’ up the slack and fixin’ the mistakes from some other mech’s work. Again."

[badspeeder]

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◉ handcuffs spring from the box and attach our characters to one another

Blurr stared at the handcuffs. His claws twitched as he yanked at the chain. He snarled, pulling at his wrist. Of course, he was probably tugging Ratchet along with it. "Are you fragging kidding me?! I can’t be chained to you! You’re useless to me!"

He tugged some more before scowling, pauldrons drooping down. He tugged his wrist again. "Scrap, I think I’ve seen some kind of stupid cartoon with an episode like this." He glanced up at him.

"You’re not fueling me."

[sirsoundwave-blog]

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28. while the button is being pressed, all thoughts people in the room become announced through a strange, computerized voice

"Man, I wonder what it's like eating a burrito" Sir jumped, and everyone in the room heard that. It was silent a few moments, and then all you could hear was "what" "What" "What" "what" and then confusion. Finally, rather loudly, you hear "SHUT UP" It seems like Ratchet is good at calming everyone down. And by calming them down it's more of a scared everyone away. Now they have to sit there and here their own thoughts.

"I still kinda want to know what a burrito tastes like"

[stewardofcybertron-blog]

INTERRUPTING RATCHET

27. Your muse give mine an unwanted early morning wake up call.

Shockwave had been deeply enjoying the last few months. No femmes, no Autobots, no Decepticons with the exception of Soundwave flitting in and out as his schedule dictated. It was like having a vacation. All his time was filled with idly experimentation and relaxation. Sleeping in was a novel concept, an interesting feeling of altering his sleep to simply go later. It was rather…restful. In fact, he was indulging in that feeling right now.

And then suddenly. A party horn. Some insane, tinny melody that stank of backyard fiestas and drunken riots in the street. 

And then an ambulance crashed through his wall and landed on his berth. Optic online and body flailing, he tried to catch the source of the sudden painful wake up call.

"GOOD MORNING, TITS MCEYEBALL, TIME TO WAKE UP."

“AUTOBOT?!”

[mondscheinattentater-blog-b-blog]

partyambulance911 asked you: INTERRUPTION

7. Your muse walks in on mine in the shower

"Vhat zhe..." Blaster peeked around the edge of the washrack stall. He HAD been alone in here, but there was suddenly noise and if that little pudding cup had come back after being ejected, he was going to have a meltdown. Naturally, it was even worse.

"HOW DID JOU GET IN HIER?! WHO ARE ZHESE PEOPLE? DID JOU JUZT ZET UP EIN BAR?! NEIN, I VILL NOT BE ZHE DJ GET OUT I'M BATHING!" 

[communicationscommander-blo-blog]

INTERRUPTING RATCHET

5) Your muse walks in on mine mastrubating.

Soundwave had a rough day. He finally got out of the med-bay after a nasty run-in with the Autobots. For some reason, someone always gets thrown on him. Oh well, they got to capture their medic at least. Good luck fixing yourselves. Soundwave was still a little sore when he got back to his room. That was fine by him though, as long as he wasn't in excruciating pain, he liked it. He was kind of a depraved mech like that. He also likes Shockwave, and he hasn't talked to him in a while. He lays on his berth, opens his panel and slides a finger into his port. After a few minutes of massaging, he slides in another, finally comming Shockwave.

Meanwhile, Ratchet managed to sneak out because some idiot decepticon forgot to close the door to his brig cell. Really how did Megatron manage to take over most of Cybertron with help like this? Ratchet limped through the hallways, somehow able to avoid any Decepticons. What is up with his lax security does Megatron just give no fucks? Ratchet didn't have time to continue that trial of thought, because hey, someone was coming! Way to jinx yourself, numbnuts! Ratchet looked around desperately, found a door close enough to limp through and miraculously it wasn't locked. Seriously, what is with the Decepticons and not closing doors and not locking them. He leaned back against the door, optics off, listening to the sound of the footsteps echo off into the distance. He onlined his optics to figure out where he was and lo and behold, Soundwave was laying on his berth, fingers up his port with Shockwave on the screen. They stared at each other, neither sure how to break the silence, until...

"TALK DITRY TO ME" Ratchet shouted, then playing the solo usually followed by that phrase in that one song that Prime happened to hate oh-so much. That snapped Soundwave out of his shock. Gnarling, he stood up, "Cease!" He forgot to close his panel but who cares, he runs over to Ratchet, grabbing him by the neck and lifting him, pushing him against the wall.

Ratchet just chucked, and whispered, "turn down for what?" Soundwave bashed him into the wall, all the while Rachet shouted WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

Eventually Ratchet ended up back in his cell, shouting, "MAKE SURE YOU DECEPTICONS LEARN TO LOCK DOORS PROPERLY. IT'LL REALLY SAVE YOU SOME TROUBLE."

[silkymoustache]

partyambulance911 replied to your post “(( I’m trying to type Ultra Magnus but instead I type Ratchet…I…what?...”

(( i know u miss me))

 [[ I dooo  ]]

[theparanoiddirector-blog]

((I CANT FIND THE REBLOG BUTTON ON YOUR PAGE WEEPS ))

[[ The reblog button should be next to the number of notes the thingy has o.0 unless it's being glitchy damn >:c *kicks tumblr*]]

[bottledregrets]

Partyambulance found the medbay

Ratchet sighs and limps over the medical berth to continue cleaning it. Shifting to where he was leaning on the homemade crutch. “…who’s there? If you’re hurt tell go sit on the berth next to this one.”

[badspeeder]

#I do not approve of heads rolling from their bodies

Now, Ratchet, where's the fun in that?

[sirsoundwave-blog]

Other good quality: Not being my Soundwave. Best soundwave.

haha awww he ain't so bad. not nearly righteous enough but he's kinda okay if you can tolerate boring

[mypedeupyouraft]

partyambulance911 replied to your post:Some femme one time called Blurr slow and he punched her what are you THINKING comparing him to a HUMAN???

No but she sounds like fun and to answer the second one you still said it you fucked up Ratchet Senior

...you know what, you would probably love her. 

[cherryredlooker-blog]

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[fieryjet]

scion-xb-custom replied to your post “December 1st and Ratchet is already  playing christmas music”

//he's been hearing chistmas music since the beginning of November. Ratchet is slow as fuck...as usual...just like an old man...//

//pft...//

[convoy-of-peace-blog]

I plan on taking down the Christmas lights in my quarters.

[silkymoustache]

((Seeing Ratchet say 'This beat is sick' makes me feel the second hand embarrassment a kid would feel towards their dad when he's trying to be 'hip'))