#parte tres

[uwhe-arts]

mirroring . . . | uwhe-arts

[anachronistic-falsehood]

the part of roier’s stream where i lost my absolute mind

[genspiel]

hey so what's the overlap between vocaloid listeners and isat fans. can i offer up spectrum by circus-p as a potential late-act/two hats song for isat lol

[ash-and-starlight]

ok i have other Posts brewing in my mind but rn the only thing i can focus on is like wow. esen really stopped his father from killing both ouyang and baoxiang in the span of like. a month

[carouselcometh]

Black Sabbath/I Tre Volti Della Paura (1963) Dir. Mario Bava

[fi3stazo]

Two birds have flown off both together in the night,

Under the stars and moon and anything you’ll find,

During the loveliest and most divine of times

De amor

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[lonelysmile]

settimana prossima ho l'ultimo esame della magistrale nonché l'ultimo esame (inteso come cose da studiare) della mia vita

tesi a parte non dovrò più leggere, sottolineare, schematizzare, riassumere e ripetere e penso che tutto questo mi mancherà perché sono in questo mondo praticamente da sempre e sapere che tra qualche mese (dopo la laurea) non dovrò più fare queste cose mi fa venire un senso di vuoto

[doot1doo1]

whoever submitted the absolute dilf that is runner-up latino sexyman colgate 360 i am kissing you on the mouth

[laevanders]

Hm

Incorrect Quotes with the caballeros.

Cause I can

Donald, driving José and Panchito: So how was your day?

Panchito: We almost got surprise adopted!

Donald: What?

José: We almost got kidnapped.

Donald: Oh, okay.

Donald: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?

Panchito: Donal' and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

José: *Sighing* What did B do?

Panchito: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Donald: Who wants a steering wheel?

Panchito: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

José: The car takes a screenshot.

Donald: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Donald: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Panchito: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

José: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Panchito: Good thinking.

*insert donald having flashbacks to his uncle*

Panchito: How's the sexiest person here~?

Donald: I don't know, how are they~?

Panchito, flustered: I-

José, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Panchito: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Donald: Wasn't C with you?

José: In my defense...I was also left unsupervised.

I feel like this one is canon

José: I told Donal' his ears flush when he lie.

Panchito: Why?

José: Look.

José: Hey Donal'! Do you love us?

Donald, covering his ears: No.

Panchito: Are you sure this is the right direction?

José: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Donald: In that case, we're definitely lost

The squad is trying to con some random guy

Panchito: Um, Jose, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

José: We need money!

Panchito: You're scamming him?

José: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Panchito: What?! No way!

José: Why not? We already stole Donald!

Donald: Hey guys

Panchito: No, we didn't. Donald can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Donald: I wanna steal

Panchito: What do you think Donal' will do for a distraction?

José: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Jose: ... or he could do that.

Donald: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Panchito: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Donald: Not when you’re playing with José, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Donald: Hey, what are you reading?

José: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.

Donald: Impressive! I must have it for myself!

Panchito: So it’s just a Notebook?

José: It’s just a Notebook.

José: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Panchito: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Donald: Obviously. Now, Zé, pass the shovel.

Donald: Yesterday, I overheard Panchito saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and José replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

Donald: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.

Donald: No, that’s José… I’m your nicest friend.

Donald: No, Panchito... I’m your friend!

*Zé and Panchi proceeds to shower him with affection*

Panchito: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

José: "If"

Donald: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

José: I dare you-

Donald: Panchi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

José: Why not?

Panchito: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

José, to Donald: ...And I need you and Paco to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

Panchito: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Donal has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.

José: By forcing him to have fun at a party that he don’t want to be at?

Panchito: I knew you’d understand.

José: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Donald: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

José: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Panchito: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

José texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!

Panchito: Moose Tracks is good!

Donald: What the fuck is that!?

Panchito: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-

Donald: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

José and Panchito: what?

Donald: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

José: You done now?

Donald: Yeah ok.

J and P: ...

Donald: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?

[blade-that-was-broken]

I'm not Colombian but I know some of their language. Do you want some ideas of things Tresillo should say? (Like bad words, foods, etc., mainly insults, which is what I learned the most)

Dude, absolutely!!

[canterai]

E in questo clima di malessere generalizzato, aleggia spaventosamente l'ombra di capodanno.

[hysterical-and-uselesss]

Un professore s2 moodboard, parte 2:

1, 5, 9 J.D. Salinger, Franny e Zooey // 3 Dino Buzzati, Le notti difficili // 4 Anne Rice, Intervista col vampiro // 6, 7, 8 Temptation Island, Canale 5 // 11 J.D. Salinger, Nove Racconti // 12 Nanni Moretti, Caro diario // 13 Taylor Swift, Who's afraid of little old me?

(parte 1)

[genspiel]

pros of having read the broken earth trilogy: absolutely incredible books. they taught me so much. my standards for what makes a good book are irreversibly higher now

cons of having read the broken earth trilogy: my standards for what makes a good book are irreversibly higher now

[latin-phrases-showdown]

Round 1 Poll 22

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres

"Gaul is all divided in three parts," the whole of Gaul is divided into three parts

The opening line of the De Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar. I am submitting this line for all the italian high schoolers taking latin that have been scarred for life by this subject, all beginning with this singular line. I could recite it in my sleep. After a few years, i could easily monologue the entire paragraph it is taken from. It stays to this day deeply embedded into my psyche, never to part.

Propaganda and translation for Aurora borealis by me

[tortademaracuya]

Dios acepto estar debil todo lo que quieras pERO BASTA DE DOLOR DE CABEZA AAA

[tityre-tu-scurra]

In the Transalpine Gaulle live a lot of French trans hikers or something Idk I haven't read the De Bello Gallico