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Incorrect Quotes with the caballeros.
Cause I can
Donald, driving José and Panchito: So how was your day?
Panchito: We almost got surprise adopted!
Donald: What?
José: We almost got kidnapped.
Donald: Oh, okay.
Donald: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?
Panchito: Donal' and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
José: *Sighing* What did B do?
Panchito: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Donald: Who wants a steering wheel?
Panchito: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
José: The car takes a screenshot.
Donald: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Donald: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Panchito: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
José: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Panchito: Good thinking.
*insert donald having flashbacks to his uncle*
Panchito: How's the sexiest person here~?
Donald: I don't know, how are they~?
Panchito, flustered: I-
José, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Panchito: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Donald: Wasn't C with you?
José: In my defense...I was also left unsupervised.
I feel like this one is canon
José: I told Donal' his ears flush when he lie.
Panchito: Why?
José: Look.
José: Hey Donal'! Do you love us?
Donald, covering his ears: No.
Panchito: Are you sure this is the right direction?
José: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Donald: In that case, we're definitely lost
The squad is trying to con some random guy
Panchito: Um, Jose, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
José: We need money!
Panchito: You're scamming him?
José: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Panchito: What?! No way!
José: Why not? We already stole Donald!
Donald: Hey guys
Panchito: No, we didn't. Donald can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Donald: I wanna steal
Panchito: What do you think Donal' will do for a distraction?
José: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Jose: ... or he could do that.
Donald: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Panchito: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Donald: Not when you’re playing with José, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
Donald: Hey, what are you reading?
José: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Donald: Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Panchito: So it’s just a Notebook?
José: It’s just a Notebook.
José: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!
Panchito: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?
Donald: Obviously. Now, Zé, pass the shovel.
Donald: Yesterday, I overheard Panchito saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and José replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Donald: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
Donald: No, that’s José… I’m your nicest friend.
Donald: No, Panchito... I’m your friend!
*Zé and Panchi proceeds to shower him with affection*
Panchito: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
José: "If"
Donald: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
José: I dare you-
Donald: Panchi is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
José: Why not?
Panchito: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
José, to Donald: ...And I need you and Paco to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."
Panchito: A party is a celebration of a life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they’re loved. Donal has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
José: By forcing him to have fun at a party that he don’t want to be at?
Panchito: I knew you’d understand.
José: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Donald: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
José: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Panchito: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
José texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Panchito: Moose Tracks is good!
Donald: What the fuck is that!?
Panchito: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Donald: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
José and Panchito: what?
Donald: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
José: You done now?
Donald: Yeah ok.
J and P: ...
Donald: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
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