#partay time

[dj-yonds-fort]

WASNT EXPECTIN’ A WHOLE FIGHT TA BREAK OUT CUZ I SAID I LIKED MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICECREAM XD

ANYWAYS.. NOW THAT THA CONVO SHIFTED TO DAT, WHATS YALLS FAVORITE ICECREAM FLAVOR?

[ver0nica985]

I’m gonna kill that gray piece of shit

cna I say that Victoria.. is this partay pg or no..

wnyways. I’m comjng for you you stupid alien. I haven’t aeen your face since 1946 and now I regret sparing you all those years ago..

PARTAY!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾

-😜🎉

partay anon youre out of your MIND! HOW FREAKING OLD ARE YOU!!!!! ???

that aliens dead i saw it fly into the sun. sorry to dissapoint.. heh...

[dj-yonds-fort]

YEAH A 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 FIELD!!

What the fuck is up with you all and posting weird shit. It's a field.

[bonchobrick]

tw: slight suicidal actions (but not really the batfam are wildly clueless to the actual context to danny's bullshit hes not suicidal--in this fic--he's dead get it RIGHT brucie)

Au where Batfam are entirely convinced that the new vigilante in Gotham, danny, has time travel powers because he can vanish away from their senses completely

This becomes a problem however when 

Bruce searches for him because wants to save Jason. Danny can save Jason not in the--im a time traveler and i can bring him or you back from or to the past--but in the, I’m a ghost king and have domain over the dead haha

Batfam become really concerned watching Phantom fight because “if he has time travel powers why doesn’t he avoid getting hit every time he can” and get worried phantom is purposefully letting himself get hurt

Danny in all honesty is just vibin the entire time while the batfam is going crazy at every sliver of info they get about danny because like

okay hes a time traveler thats established they got over that

This guy whos somehow been able to stop and rehabilitate rouges (ghosts) in his town is 15??

he may be the kindest most self destructive kid they've ever met like who immediately agrees to help people who were trying to capture and interogate him because he 'thinks we are better than the last billionaire who did this' what the FUCK

Oh yeah and they find out as a bonus in the end that his normal unpowered form he is a teen with black hair and blue eyes (bruce no no dont do it dont--)

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Bruce is losing his mind

Okay so at the start of this there’s an unknown vigilante (danny) that Batman tends to bump into. Except Batman isn’t sure what he is.

Every time they run into each other Batman can tell there should just be a person beside him but before he gets a glimpse and opens his eyes to empty fresh air.

A vigilante that can vanish before their very eyes?

What do the bats think about this?

They think this vigilante can control time and is doing that to sneak out of their gaze.

Now here’s where the funny part comes in

Bruce goes on a wild hunt to search for the vigilante with a plan. To make them turn back time so that he can save his son.

The problem with this?

Danny is not a time traveler most days–scratch that he's not one at all. He can save his son Jason though, in fact he wants to, it’s just he needs to figure out a way to do this whilst not blowing his cover that he is the goddamn ghost king.

So he pretends that he does have time powers and that he just… uh… needs a minute to figure them out… yeah that!

Cue Batfam getting progressively more worried about Danny because ‘if he could turn back time—why doesn’t he avoid those hits?’

They all kinda think Danny is like purposefully hurting himself so now Danny is forced to eat breakfast with them and sleep at their manor.  I mean he’s confused at why they always look so worried about something but he’ll make sure Batman’s son gets home soon! Plus the rich people temporary-living-situation without all the ‘I want to adopt you’ billionaire bullshit is pretty sweet!!

(somewhere in the ghost zone jason is tearing up laughing at the batfam as they struggle to not burst into flames trying to figure out danny-- like for christs sake they think the ghost king is an american doctor who and are trying to get him to spill where his tardis is)

[dj-yonds-fort]

MEOW B)

[ver0nica985]

partay anon

GHET OUT ITS PARTY ANON

[dj-yonds-fort]

HEHEHE! IM JUS AS HAPPY AS YOU ARE AAAA!! I LOVE YA SO MUCH BABY!!! 💙💙💙💙

HE'S MINE!! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!

I'M SO HAPPY!! @dj-yonds-fort IS MY BOYFRIENDD!!

[uniquevoidflowers]

Part two of Four's Birthday:

Warriors read the list and started scribbling down lists for the chain to use. Time was handed a list that said"

'Places to book'

-The building next door -The restaurant across from here -A few more nights at the inn

Time smiled and patted the captain on the back before going to the door and grasping the door knob. The door swung open on him and his foot caught the door as he stumbled to the floor. Twilight fell on him. Time heard the captain snort. "You okay?"

"Yes." Time answered and gently pushed the rancher off of him.

Twilight was a red mess as he recollected himself, clearly mortified of what just happened. "S-sorry."

Time stifled a laugh and ruffled his protege's hair. That only made Twilight blush harder. Warriors was cackling, so the ranch hand quickly shut the door and took some deep breaths. "What was the rush for pup?" Time asked.

"Well uh...Wild wanted us to get some ingredients for the smith's birthday cake." Twilight said, scratching the back of his head sheepishly.

"You got a list?" Time asked.

The rancher pulled out a thin piece of paper with words the old man couldn't read. "Perfect." Time nodded and started walking away.

He could help both the captain and the cook here. Twilight quickly followed. At first they went to a store that sold tabantha wheat and arrows. Twilight took a long time looking at the arrows. "The cub might want these." He murmured.

"We'll keep them in mind." Time said and then paid for the eggs.

Twilight huffed a little and the old man gave him a look. The rancher shrunk and Time sighed, then guided him out. He looked across and saw a store that looked eerie and saw items inside that looked enchanted. He saw a bit of light blue followed by purple, red, a deeper dark blue, and green. He raised his eyebrow. "I'll be right back. Head to that store." Time demanded and pointed to a store that presumably had the rest of the ingredients.

Twilight narrowed his eyes but obliged and left. The old man wandered over and peered inside the window of the shop. He found the colours and the sailor inside, faces sparkling with wonder and mischief. Time sighed and walked inside. "Welcome, welcome, you look like quite the warrior! You must be interested in these items I have! Hm? Yes? Great! Come take a look!" The shopkeeper said, waving his arms.

The sailor and the colours turned around and paled when they saw Time standing there. "Why, thank you." Time said and stepped towards the boys.

"It's uh, it's not what it looks like I swear." Wind tried.

"You boys went in here and didn't invite me?" Time pouted.

The boys took a moment to realize what the old man had just said and brightened. "We're really sorry, we thought you'd be too busy!" Red apologized, genuinely sorry.

"If you get me one good thing from here, and give it to me during the party without getting caught, I won't say a word." Time promised.

They exchanged looks silently.

"I know our ranch hand wouldn't like you here. Neither the captain." Time prodded.

"Okay, okay, fine." Blue grumbled.

"It's a deal." Vio said.

Time smirked and started to walk out the door. "Have fun boys!" He called and walked out.

He saw the rancher walk out of a store and wandered over to him. "What took you so long?" Twilight asked.

"Nothing really. Thought I saw something over there." Time shrugged.

"Well I got the stuff. You coming back with me?"

"No. The captain wanted me to get more stuff done out here."

"'K."

With that, Twilight walked off and Time started away at getting things booked.

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"That was a close one!" Wind whispered.

"Honestly wasn't expecting the old man to respond like that." Green whispered back.

"Quit your yapping, we have to get him something if we don't wanna get caught!" Blue said.

"Need help young ones?" The shopkeeper asked, eyes glinting with understanding.

Vio walked over. "Yes. Do you have any-"

"Ah, I know the perfect thing for you! Looking for an item to impress that old man into letting you be here?" The shopkeeper grinned.

"Uh...Yeah." Vio said a bit hesitantly.

"Good, good! I have just the thing for you!" The shopkeeper nearly yelled and then scurried off into a back room.

"Are we sure we can trust this guy?" Blue scowled.

"It's our only choice." Vio shrugged.

A few moments later and the shopkeeper arrived with a bottle that had a...golden bee in it. "Um, excuse me sir, why...?" Red trailed off, his face the pure image of confusion.

"Give me a chance, give me a chance! Ahem. This is a golden bee, when you release it," The shopkeeper made an odd little noise. "It'll help you out! You can catch it again with a bug net, and it'll help you again later! That old man looks like quite the warrior, and if so he'll definitely need this! Monsters don't stand a chance, hehehe." The shopkeeper chuckled.

"How much?" Vio asked.

"Vio!" Green hissed.

"1000 rupees, take it or leave it!" The shopkeeper announced cheerfully.

Everybody froze. "What?! That's a scam!!!" Blue growled.

"It's an item that is very powerful, and can be used again and again! Trust me, if you want to save your old man, this'll work!"

"500 rupees is all we have. You take it, or we won't be buying anything from here." Wind deadpanned.

The shopkeeper frowned and then murmured something under his breath.

"Well?"

"Fine." The shopkeeper relented and handed over the bottle.

The bee buzzed inside. Wind handed over the pouch in exchange. "Aw man, that's all of our rupees!" Red whined.

"It's worth it." Vio sighed and they glanced outside the window to see if any of their comrades were wandering outside.

Thankfully, none of them were so they all sneaked out.

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"Thanks Twi." Wild gratefully took the bundle of supplies and began making batter.

"Can I help, cub?" Twilight asked.

"Nope."

"Why?"

"You know what happened last time you tried to help."

Twilight grunted, disappointed. For the next twenty minutes Wild mixed ingredients and worked hard to get the right batter. Twilight sat back and offered to help every couple of minutes, the cook declining each time. "Aw, fuck, I forget something." Wild cursed.

"Language." Twilight reprimanded. "What do you need?"

"Icing, specifically purple, red, blue, and green icing." Wild listed.

"On it." Twilight rushed out the door.

"Hurry!" Wild called even though the rancher was most likely gone already.

Wild was going to make this cake if it was the last thing he did!

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"Where should we go next?" Green asked.

"Hm...I heard there's a cool game you can play over there." Wind suggested, pointing to a booth.

The links rushed over. "Hello kids, looking for some fun?" A man asked.

Wind nodded. Blue growled at being called a kid.

"Perfect! All you have to do to win a prize is shoot the arrows into each target! The only catch, is that you have to get each target all at once!" The man grinned.

"Wha..!" Blue started to protest but the man was already grabbing bows.

The man handed Red three arrows and then helped the red link set up, then Red's fingers released the three arrows and they flew. One of the arrows missed a target though. "Aww." Red pouted and handed the bow to Blue.

Blue gritted his teeth and muttered something about 'this being dumb' before shooting. The arrows all missed. Vio barked out a laugh. "Gimme!" Green demanded as Blue tossed the bow and stormed off.

"It's all in good fun." The man chuckled.

Green hit one of the targets, but the other arrows flew just past. Green huffed and handed the bow to Vio. Vio smirked and-

Got all of the targets...

"Damn it!" Blue scowled.

Vio gained a smug look on his face and handed the bow to the sailor. Wind sighed and fumbled a bit with the bow before aiming and firing. The arrows flew and hit two of the targets but not all three. "Damn how does Wild do this?" Wind wondered.

"Here's your prize, kid." The man handed a pouch full of rupees to Vio, cheerfully.

"M'not a kid." Vio mumbled.

The man ignored him and shooed everyone off, accepting more people to come and try his game.

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"Whatcha working on?" Warriors entered Sky and Legend's room.

In the inn, two or three of the chain slept in one room. "A gift. I think they'll like this woodcarving." Sky smiled.

"Shut up, I need focus here!" Legend hissed.

"What needs so much focus that I, the one and only captain, cannot talk?" Warriors grinned.

"Shut. Your. Mouth."

"Fine, fine!"

Sky continued to work at his project, woodcarving something. Legend had his back turned to everyone, and now the captain was quite curious. He carefully leaned over to see the vet knitting, his fingers wrapped around a thread. Warriors smiled at this. Legend looked up a little and his ears turned a little bit more pink, before he curled in on himself and continued knitting, acting like he didn't see the captain. Warriors gave a long sigh. "Well, I'll leave you two here to finish this." And he stepped out of the room.

Then he walked over and bumped into Twilight, which caused red icing to fall on the floor. "Uh, sorry about that." Warriors said sheepishly and began to help the rancher clean up.

"It's okay. Hopefully Wild can still work with this."

[sketchyfrogzz]

PARRRTTTAAAYYYYY

shes so silly <3

[kenniegeex2]

[dj-yonds-fort]

LOL NAW XD

”Pistachio.” ~ @dj-yonds-fort

If you would kindly fuck off, thank you, llama.

[lostlavenderer]

GAY SCIENCE COMMUNITY GUESS WHAT I passed the first part of my masters thesis with a really high mark LETS GO!!!

[grimulf-of-the-wilderness]

🅸🆃'🆂 🅼🆄🆁🅳🅴🆁 🅾🅽 🆃🅷🅴 🅳🅰🅽🅲🅴 🅵🅻🅾🅾🆁

ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴏᴠᴇ ᴅᴊ, ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴜʀɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɢᴏᴅᴅᴀᴍɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ

[mail-me-a-snail]

Valerie Mentioned!!! 🥳 (she's the V who did Vance's hand tattoos :))

valerie my beloved !!!!

[dj-yonds-fort]

lol that’s gay XD

my boyfriend is the best. I love him dearly.

[witherfide]

I HEARD THIS IS TURNING INTO A PARTY SO I GOT PARTY HATS

DOUBLE HAT MOMENT