#park hyunbeen

[slimeclimbtime]

so when are we getting the zerobaseone gunwook arrc hyunmin nouera yuseop close your eyes yeojun collab stage

[incorrectplanet]

park gunwook: i’ve never been in a snowball fight before. i don’t know the rules.

park hyunbeen: what?

park gunwook: is there a point system? or is it to the death?

[kpop-bbg]

[denim-bias]

[liamoig]

Dual position Four-cut

[saxytalks]

I still think about this..

[gunwookstan]

[kitconnors]

i’m totally convinced boys planet is just a joke atm and star creators just want to hurt these talented boys by voting for mid trainees. how on earth did the entire limousine team get wiped out - 

and wumuti and hyunbeen???? justice for them wtf

[gloxerynizzdedd]

LOOKISM UPDATE

they did him so dirty OMFG T_T

[boysplanetrecaps]

On How Styling Can Change Outcomes

This post is about how styling choices affected the outcome of the Dual Position battle on Boys Planet -- click read more for my thoughts on how sex appeal matters.

So, in my final analysis of the Dual Position battles, I came to the conclusion that Zoom was one of my two favorite performances of the night (along with Limousine), and I was left to wonder why they didn't win the audience vote that night.

I came to the conclusion that they were seriously hampered by the fact that their outfits weren’t remotely sexy. Seriously, people vote with their genitals, a lot of the time, whether they know it or not. If someone gives you that sparkly feeling in your pants, it makes you want to vote for them. But the Zoom team, in their giant basketball shorts and unflattering athletic socks and gross lollipops and big, childish hats -- they were not sexy at all. 

They’re not elegant, they’re barely cute. If you met them for a date and they were dressed like that, you'd be disappointed. ::Shakes fist:: STYLIST NOONAAAAAASSSS!!!:::

Meanwhile, look at who won: Love Killa, Tomboy, and Law. 

Obviously, Love Killa is sexy. They’ve got Mr. Sexy himself as their center. They look like they’d smell like Noir de Noir by Tom Ford. 

For Tomboy, they were dressed in form fitting outfits, and General Gunwook had the gun show on display. They also wiggled around suggestively. They look like they’d smell like whiskey and Armani Code.

Law’s team were also dressed in form fitting outfits, they were grabbing their thighs, they were rapping in deep voices, and plus, they had Park Hanbin there to remind everyone that his abs are still there, right under his shirt. They look like they’d smell like new sweat and Old Spice. 

Sparkles in everyone’s pants for these teams!

But maybe not so much for Zoom. Based on their styling, they look like they’d smell like dirty laundry and Doritos.

Look at it. Keita looks like a SQUARE. Like his body is a SQUARE. Ollie, too.

Please understand -- I'm not making fun of the trainees, not at all. This is not a commentary on their appearance or bodies. I'm only talking about how they've been styled. I’m sure any of these guys could be sexy, or at least, appealing looking. Ollie and Hyunbeen might be a bit too young to be sexy-sexy-sexay, but they could do the cute kind of sexy that boy groups do. You know, like NCT doing Touch. 

Imagine Zoom, but they’re in jeans and colorful t-shirts. Like a little bit of a Gee by SNSD vibe, but more masculine. The outlines of their bodies would be clear -- no squares. Make them look like they smell like clean laundry and cookies. The vibe is that they're saying that you want to zoom in on them and take P-I-Cs of them because they're so good looking. Then they’re taking first place. Easy peasy. 

I think it’s a shame, because their performance is so much more fun than Law and so much better suited for MNET Countdown than I think any of the other performances were. 

Ok, thanks for reading!

[y-eontan]

vote for park hyunbeen ! or else.

[ohsunnyboy]

rewatching the zoom performance makes me think of how much a ray of sunshine hyunbeen was and how much i miss him AHHHH

[lalilula]

It's already too late, but I really like Hyunbeen's mindset. He will go far, even if not in Boys Planet.

[kpop-bbg]

[angelitodumb]

𖥻 Zoom - Rap & Dance.

[liamoig]

Dual position battle training room behind

ZOOM