#paraphrasing obviously but like !!!!!

[sexygayvampire]

i’ve only been into dragon age for like. checks calendar. two and a half months. and the amount that my opinion on veilguard has changed after playing the other games is crazy

[sergle]

talking about the topic of animated movies not Hitting, I accidentally reminded myself of one time on twitter, I think around the time that Raya came out?? I was poopooing on how much the dragon looks like elsa, and then talked about how I wish 2d animated and hand animated films were still The Medium instead of nothing but the highest resolution skin texture fur textured 3d animated films bc I'm tired of seeing it, etc etc and then someone who I was not mutuals with, they must've been someone working under the disney IP in some form, and must've either done some work on raya or just worked on 3d animated projects in general, replied to me SEVERAL TIMES as if I was subtweeting them, with something to the tone of "just say you hate me and you think my art is trash" and I think about that ALL the time

[binnybinnychickendinny]

i actually think daily about the fleury/binner almost-fight bc. okay so obviously the consensus among every nhl fan ever is that they should've been allowed to fight right lmao. but what i think most people do not realize is that allegedly the fight was planned. from before the game even started. because binner and fleury have a friend or trainer in common or something? and binner knew getting into a fight was on fleury's bucket list and he was like "sure man i'll get into it with you if there's an opportunity" and then he saw fleury skating down the ice and was like "oh yeah okay let's go" and then the refs wouldn't let them. like everyone looks at it as "oh just jordan binnington being jordan binnington and fleury was going to kill him about it" and there's definitely a LITTLE of that but they also both wanted to get into a fight just for the hell of it LMAO. i totally understand why fleury didn't share that with the reporters immediately afterwards (and neither did binner, this is from an interview he did that i assume most people have not seen) but it is funny to me that the surrounding context is less "binnington being insane and fleury being the saint that he is deciding to fight him in that moment" and more "binnington being completely willing from the start to get into a homoerotic goalie fight just bc fleury wants to"

[qveenpoppy]

i rewatched the kiss from ep 12 and something i think is interesting is how the narration talks about the importance of having someone to lean on, to help "bring your walls down" and keep the "foundation" steady

but then immediately wolf's walls go back up in the next episode after learning the truth about his father

hopefully they come back down again soon so he can let josh in fully

[section-69]

The Naked Time

SPOCK: Jim, when I feel friendship for you, I feel ashamed

KIRK: ... I think I want to fuck the ship

[aberooski]

The way Sy and Hassleberry are such an underrated and adorable duo 😭

Syrus: *freshly in Obelisk Blue, 😁* Notice anything different?

Hassleberry: *😄* Hey, you got promoted! Congrats, Truesdale! *😁*

Syrus: *🤨* Uh, no, you dummy, I got new glasses!

Hassleberry: *😅* Right! How'd I miss that? *😅😅😅😅*

Hassleberry (internally): *😪* Because they're exactly the same as the old ones.

[caramelmochacrow]

is it morally correct when you and your younger sister, both filipino, were picking lemons to be angry at a white american man when he made a joke that you and your younger sisters were child slaves working away and should get lashed when we were resting when the Filipinos has a History With America (colonization)?

(addition: i have a darker complexion compared to my two siblings)

[dballzposting]

One of the most devastating truths of my reality is that we havent seen Son Goten on ask-tarble yet and out of the 10 asks in the inbox I have only planned him a cameo for 2 of them

[twinkalicious]

castlevania: nocturne of recollection was crazy for a lot of reasons, but i think the craziest part about it was how it strongly implied that alucard turned one of his situationships into a vampire. and then that vampire proceeded to fuck off and leave his ass for like 350 years before coming back to murder him and his latest situationship out of what was presumably jealousy and/or demonic possession.

[asurrogateblog]

john and paul should've known better than to act like they're in a romantic tragicomedy because apparently it turns out that when you start playing by narrative rules a little too hard it means that fictional characters from beloved classic novels can decide they want you dead

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

finally finished hamlet! i think my favourite part was between the king and hamlet when it essentially just went "where's the fucking corpse" "why don't you go to hell". very funny book. i love hamlet and his comebacks. the only part i can't forgive him for is killing rosencrantz and guildenstern

[lnkedmyheart]

Actual conversation between irl Dazai and Chuuya, two people who legit disliked each other.

Chuuya, drunk- bro, you look like a blue mackeral flying in the sky, what's your favorite flower?

Dazai about to cry- pea peach blossoms, cause they're small.

Chuuya who was very small himself at 149.8 cm (4ft9inches)- lmao lame

Dazai who was a very weird guy- cries

[lunatic-fandom-space]

rewatching the defunctland video about animatronics and its crazy to me that apparently Abraham Lincoln was like "god wouldnt have made something like man to live for just a day, man was made for immortality!" thats some straightup vampire shit

[francisforever2014]

you have to do a lot to make me actually complete course surveys and log into rate my professor but this fucking professor is actually the worst teacher i’ve ever had 😭 enjoy your 2 on rate my professor (i know this does nothing 💔)

[valkyurii]

it actually baffles me that people think malenia was romantically involved with either gowry, a man who isn’t even really a man but rather a rot pest and not to mention a person she has never met. or maleigh marais, a guy who is obsessed with her and quite literally has a shrine to her in his dining room with a massive portrait and several prosthetic arms and legs adorning the walls. like the guy is a loser and likes to jerk off over her old prosthesis. i feel like when we hand it to millicent she’s going to asks why it’s all sticky

[gothicprep]

it’s not actually funny because jim garrison bears a lot of responsibility for the specific “this person is connected to this person who’s connected to this person’s cousin” conspiracy climate of today, but it’s hilarious how he just said “all these six men are gay, which is suspicious” in his jfk book

“five gay men is a party, six is a plot” - jim garrison, probably