#paranormalvermin

[2spookyteen]

dragons aren't even r e a l

Leavve ffrom my presence

[teenageswagger]

Fuck mud wrestling this isn't a porno. Ice wrestling is where it's at. You can't bludgeon someone with MUD.

You're obviously not trying hard enough

[satanic-teenager]

[TXT]: Happy New Year! Dont set your house on fire with bottle rockets /o /

God damn I can't believe I didn't see this.

Text: How did you find out about my delayed christmas plans to burn my house down

Text: Did Luci tell you

[daemincho]

A new teacher huh...? knuckles>

Uhhh……

I…am not a high school teacher.

[teenageswagger]

Did someone say Ice wrestling?? (8

WAIT A FEW MONTHS AND ICE WRESTLING EVOLVES INTO MUD WRESTLING

[2spookyteen]

What did you dream about?

Cats

[satanic-teenager]

[TXT]: There's this strange phenomena about listening to your own heartbeat and the strain of bones rubbing against each other when you bend your fingers while your palm is pressed up against your ear. It's kind of calming.

........-tries the thing-

Text: I cant figur out how to get th e bone onbone sound, are u sure its thebbones making the sound? Or im jus tdoing it wrong

[teenageswagger]

There's this weird fact saying that the human nervous system can reach from here to the moon and back 24 times. Do you believe that sort of shit?

If I was in a stack of humans reaching up to the moon and back I'd be fucking nervous tooCan you hold the hand of the guys coming back down the other way or would that be too gay?

Can you be gay in space?

[grease-n-guts]

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Grab some eggs and let’s go fuck up some houses

As fuckin' amazin' as that sounds, I don't have th' dough t' cough up fer property damages if we get caught. Nobody's buyin' tickets from me right now. All I've got is like fifteen bucks from a poker game last week. 

[2spookyteen]

No you nerd it's like another word for that feeling you get when something creeps you out

Nothing

[satanic-teenager]

There could be a ghost break dancing next to you and you wouldn't even know it.

That's p hot. Are you trying to tell me I've got a ghost break dancing beside me?

[teenageswagger]

A tree that stores pepsi in it's trunks instead of water. Science hasn't gone far enough we need someone to engineer this shit asap

I DON'T NEED NO FUCKING TREES DRINKING MY PEPSII WANT THEM TO PRODUCE IT THEY CAN STICK TO THEIR SKY PEE