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[blondeaustria]

Hello Hetalians, this is a shitpost side blog to @paperuniverse that I made on a whim when I had a dream of getting a blond Austria nendoroid.

Tags

Paperuniverse post - Posts made by me

Shitpost - Something bonkers, maybe it’s a real headcanon of mine, maybe it’s not

Not heta - Non Hetalia posts that passed the vibe check

[alvie-pines]

I like your new theme :)

thank you! i wanted to go back to my transcendence au roots and match my url again. plus, alcor's gold-black-stars aesthetic is so nice :)

[paperuniverse]

I find the Japanese heta fandom has more interesting names for ships so I decided to find as many as I could.

America x China - Gold Coin Pair

America x Lithuania - Coffee Pair

Austria x Hungary - Peaceful Couple

Austria x Switzerland - Edelweiss Pair

Canada x Cuba - Ice Fondue

Canada x Prussia - Bearbird

China x England - Good Tea Pair

England x America - Tasteless Combination

England x France - Nice Dover

England x Japan - Island-Nation Alliance

France x Austria - Rose and Jewel

Germany x North Italy - Flower Couple

Greece x Japan - Cat Combo

Japan x America - Crooked Combo

Japan x Taiwan - Chrysanthemum and Plum

Japan x North Italy - Salt and Pasta

North Italy x Holy Roman Empire - First Love Pair

Prussia x Austria - Oil and Water Pair

Prussia x Hungary - Chick and Flower

Spain x Belgium - Orange Waffle

[paperuniverse]

This was advice given to me by a vet for my dog but I feel it could also apply to people as well.

Do not crowd them, especially once they get out of it. And try and keep the area dark/not too bright.

Just in case

[paperuniverse]

Btw you’re more than welcome to be “annoying” on my biswag posts and give arguments why you think people should vote for a certain character. I won’t reblog cause I don’t really want to influence the vote since I’m hosting it but I encourage you to if you want 👍

[paperuniverse]

I don’t know the names of every phobia please just tag the thing

[paperuniverse]

Welcome everyone!! Hope everyone brought something to this potluck!!

[paperuniverse]

Insert meme that says I’m sorry my follower put this on your post

"they just don't try assassinating presidential candidates like they used to huh"

some dude in Pennsylvania:

[paperuniverse]

Arthur has a huge tea cup collection that any historian would die to get their hands on. He also has certain cups for certain people even if they don’t drink tea.

For Francis he has a very ornate cup with roses on it.

For Kiku a very simple black cup with some gold on the rim of it.

For Mathew a cup with red and orange maple leaves.

[paperuniverse]

I love the headcanon that Francis still cuts Arthur’s hair in modern day, and they bicker the whole time but Arthur never goes to a real barber because ‘it’s cheaper this way’.

Francis also cuts some of his other friends hair, like Antonio. Francis and him don’t bicker but it’s always hard to keep Antonio from moving, he just forgets and constantly turns around to address Francis.

[paperuniverse]

hi hello I'm here to ask you to please tag avatar spoilers because I am not finished watching the show and I don't like spoilers sorry for the inconvenience

I’m sorry I’ll make sure to tag them in the future as #avatar book 1 spoilers , #avatar book 2 spoilers and #avatar book 3 spoilers so you don’t have to filter the books you’ve watched.

[paperuniverse]

@maryeve-the-bitch

[paperuniverse]

@rattmouse

MOUSE YAOI REAL

[paperuniverse]

Ahh no problem! This is such a cool idea for an au!!

I especially love these two together, there’s not enough of them as friends. Plus the kind of role reversal for them of Ludwig not thinking and being more carefree vs Antonio going into serious mode.

Please tell us more about Germany and Spain being dropped in the past somehow. I’m so curious about how Ludwig would react as Rome’s biggest fan and Antonio just wanting to get home lol

HAJSJSHS THANK YOU FOR BEING CURIOUS ❤️ I got some ramblings under the cut, and I’ll draw more for this idea laterrr

I think in this scenario Ludwig would NOT be super helpful outside of having some general knowledge of history / minor culture, but even that knowledge is just over powered by the sheer “holy shit I’m in Ancient Rome” of it all. He just honestly wants to explore.

He’s having a great time, he’s living THE dream, and probably honestly thinks that it is all just an actual dream. So needless to say his self preservation and normal calculated approach is out the window. This guy is willing to do whatever he can to talk to Rome. Maybe to even try and experience the ancient art form of wrestling.

Antonio having lived under the Roman rule and witnessing what the old cunt can do, is NOT trying to fuck around and find out. Especially since they were clocked as countries, and are on the older side, they pose a more potential threat to Rome. He is STRESSED out and the fact that Ludwig is having his tourist fan moment is not helping. He doesn’t love having to be in the position of the serious leader, but will make sure the two of them make it back home (somehow). In the moments where they aren’t actively being hunted, he shares some ancient lore with Ludwig :3

[paperuniverse]

For years I could not figure out what I saw one time camping when I was a kid cause my parents did not believe I’d seen a cross between a bug and a hummingbird (don’t blame them tbh) and I was too young to Google it.

Thank you Tumblr.

Have any of you ever heard of the hummingbird moths we get in Britain?

So, I thought I saw a hummingbird last year. It was much bigger than a bug could be, I thought, and it hovered around flowers and looked like it had feathers.

I got pretty close but it was never still enough to see clearly. Then, when I told my parents they said "oh! it was probably a moth!" and I was baffled for a long time. Like, how could a moth look like and act so much like a hummingbird?

Until I googled "hummingbirds in the UK" and this fucker comes up:

Everyone, meet the hummingbird hawk-moth; one of the weirdest and coolest cases of convergent evolution on this planet.

This is the kinda thing I'd see in fiction and go "oooh cool, bug hummingbird! Wish we had those on earth!" But we do. We really do have them on earth!! Isn't that nuts?!?!?

[paperuniverse]

Feel free to send me platonic pairs as well!

Send me a title and a pairing and I will give you the summary of a fic I will never write.