#paperbag princess

[littlemissskuld]

*lying on the ground, after watching 'Damsel' *

The Dragon called her "Little Bird "

@oonajaeadira made me think of you and LMR.

[screamingwiththewolves]

I cannot physically put into words how excited I am for this. THIS IS A LONG OVERDUE CONCEPT!

[mittenfoot]

bought this for my cousins baby's first Christmas 🎅 and reread it for the first time since I was a kid and it made me cry lmfao

[ghostofhyuck]

NCT Dream who's most likely to switch their shoes with your heels.

AN: *screams* MARK LEE!!! This is all his fault bec. of that fansign video. >:( jk. But as someone who's tall and loves wearing heels, i have to write this ! (still implied that reader is shorter than dreamies.)

Huang Renjun

Have you seen his outfit looks !?!?!?! Heels are no worries for him. He doesn't care if it's a stilettos or high heels, if your feet is aching so bad that you can't walk properly without wincing, he doesn't hesitate to remove his shoes so that you can wear it. It's huge for your feet and you'll probably drag it against the ground but you don't mind it because your soles can finally rest. Renjun on the other hand, doesn't mind walking around wearing your heels, it's pretty and he wants for you to be comfortable. :<

Lee Donghyuck

Another one who wears heels in Dreamies ofc!! Heels are his least worries, he doesn't mind switching shoes with you BUT it depends on the situation, if it was a formal event where you're required, he'll be worried for your feet the whole night. But if you just want to wear heels because you want to, Haechan would probably roll his eyes because he told you so that the heels isn't the best shoes to wear during that time, and yet, he doesn't think twice of removing his shoes so that he can switch it with your heels. 

Mark Lee

Mark's third and that's because he stated that he'll give his shoes to his girlfriend but will prefer to walk around barefoot though. LMAO anyway, since that's the case, I feel like Mark would not be that barefoot (jesus christ, the streets are dirty!) so he'll probably leave his socks on if he's wearing one lol. It doesn't matter if the socks get so dirty, he doesn't mind it though as long as you're comfy with his shoes, and would probably be the type of carry your heels for you. :<

Park Jisung 

Just like Mark, I feel like Jisung would prefer walking around wearing socks or barefoot just so you can wear his shoes. He doesn't mind at all because he prioritizes your comfort first! I think he's also the type who tells you to sit on a chair or maybe bench first if your feet is aching, he lets you rest first and if it's really unbearable, that's when he offers his shoes for you, and there will be push and pull fight with you two and at the end, he's walking around wearing his socks, carrying your heels while you drag his huge shoes around lol. 

Zhong Chenle 

I don't know where this spectrum is going but Chenle's on the least likely BUT that's because he probably would be willing to switch shoes with you but he can't walk properly in heels lol. So his solution is to buy you shoes! or any footwear that is within your vicinity. You'll be shocked because of his gestures but you watch as he casually grabs the box from the paperbag, open it to see a pair of expensive sneakers and it fits you perfectly??? so you're just having a cinderella moment there and your bf is like, pats shoulder because he's so proud of what he did. <3

Na Jaemin

He's also same with Chenle! He probably would like switch shoes with you but it depends which type of shoes are you wearing, if it's a stilettos or a high heels, he can't walk properly on it. He also wants to be comfy too! So he would probably be the type to carry you instead of switching shoes with you lol. It's much easier for both of you because I feel like Jaemin thinks there's much princess treatment carrying you rather than you wearing his shoes that's too big for you while he's wearing barefoot. Plus the walk is easier!

Lee Jeno

Same with Jaemin, Jeno would be willing to switch shoes with you but you know what? Once you complained to him that your feet is aching and you don't want to walk anymore, he just thinks that the better solution is to carry you on the way home! Piggyback type of carry and it's with an ease, he'll probably ask you if your comfortable enough in the position and would walk slowly so that you don't feel uncomfy, :< He likes it too because the skinship between you two is because you're snuggled around him like a koala. :<<

[wandagcre]

A blurb with Kate bishop where Kate breaks a possession of reader's or something in that vein and as soon as reader complains, Kate says something along the lines of "don't worry princess I'll be you another one or an even better one." And it turns reader on and Kate does indeed buy a better one and more for reader which turns her one even more.

kate bishop is charming and goofy, it is what draws people in. she's fearless and headstrong. but you suppose everyone has their flaws.

her flaw and greatest enemy for this case, was her clumsiness.

you were making out on her comfy queen-sized bed after going on a date. it was normal.

you're underneath kate and she was eager to devour you wholly. her lips found the crook of your neck, addicted to your natural scent, soon she moved to kiss you roughly by the lips. her brazen, desperate touch also increased as you squirmed and she popped all of the buttons on your buttoned shirt.

"kate! c'mon now, that cost me a lot you horny little thing," you complain, but kate merely hummed and resumed on capturing your lips in a needy kiss.

the shirt was bought with your hard-earned money. it wasn't any fancy, but it was definitely better than most of what you own.

"don't worry princess. i'll buy you another one or an even better one." she sultrily whispered, making you feel hotter as it was followed with her hand already underneath your jeans.

the next day, kate brought a luxurious paperbag. one that you couldn't afford.

you fumble at the sheer paper inside of it. "what's this?"

"as promised, i destroyed your pretty shirt yesterday. this is me making amends, replacing it." kate confidently stated. "though, i'm not guilty at all. it was worth it and my princess deserves something much better."

your underwear was starting to pool with wetness at the cockiness that kate radiated. trying the button up she bought, it fit you very well. you know her better than everyone else, she wasn't being condescending at all – it was out of good intentions.

you ended up pulling her for another rough make out session that turned into a full blown quickie. kate ripped all of the buttons again.

kate grunted. "fuck it. i'll buy you hundreds of it," she moans hotly in your mouth and all your cunt can do is seep more wetness as she fingered you, hips rolling against her tummy, and your eyes rolling into pleasure and oblivion.

[shilohta]

Jon Klassen- "This Is Not My Hat" and "I Want My Hat Back" (and there's a third?! "We Found A Hat". Call that a hat trick)

The reading age is older than baby, but they're simple and fun to read for the adult, which is a factor not to be overlooked. You can get them in different languages, if you're raising a multi-lingual baby! When the kid IS old enough to pick up on the implied conclusion, they LOVE it (in my experience).

And the illustrations are nice :)

My SIL has asked for books instead of cards for her baby shower, does anyone have some recommendations? I’m completely out of my depth lol.

[gryffintheparrotcat]

Things in Veilguard that have annoyed me so far, in no particular order:

(I'm about to recruit Emmerich and Taash, if you're not there yet consider yourself formally spoiler warned)

1. Solas hates bloodmages now, this makes no sense.

2. Bioware still doesn't know people darker than #8D5840 exist. This is the fourth game, you'd think the devs learned this by now.

Player characters pass the paperbag test, that is not a good thing. I swear I've seen npcs with darker skintones but Rook can't have a slice?

3. Dalishs are just chill with their gods being evil and real and instead of addressing all that we just go and watch another elven community get massmurdered.

4. We're in The Elvenenslaver And Qunarihater City™ and there are 0 slaves and everyone is friendly to my elven and my qunari Rooks.

4. My Rook having an Elgar'nan vallaslin has not been acknowledged even once.

5. The qunari are going against Qun orders and are just cartoonishly evil now. Neither of these things align with previously established lore.

6. The Crows are all a big happy family. Sorry Zevran.

7. The Grey Wardens are incompetent. Again.

8. My Rook being called kid by Varric and others, that is a grown adult man.

9. Being called Rook. I didn't like that title much to begin with but the fact that it's not even earned this time makes it even more annoying. He has a last name!

10. The companions doing jackshit in combat. I'm a mage not a tank, can someone else kite the enemy?? I miss the pause button

11. The controls being different again. Why is spacebar a whole different button in each dragonage game? Were these ever made while considering people who may play one after the other?

12. Harding not being a romance option for the inquisitor. I never played Viviennes semiromance (i'm always siding with the rebelmages so we haven't exactly been getting along) so I can't say how deep that is and if she should be an option, but i will note that she is also not an option.

13. Harding saying she wasn't in the inner circle of the inquisitor. Harding darling I promise you inquistior adaar loved you dearly. I'm pretty sure I talked to Harding far more than I talked to Varric in Inquisiton.

14. "The previous games aren't relevant because they play in the South" WHAT ABOUT KIRKWALL? What about Navarran Princess Cassandra?? Dorian is here why not the others?? Not even mentioned once?? Cmon.

15. No proper wrinkle slider in character creator... again.

16. Not being able to resize eyes in character creator. Why??

17. No slider for the stomach to stick out. A for effort on even adding bodysliders to begin with but I was hoping for proper tummys for once.

18. The dialogue wheel. And more specifically how little origin/class specific options there are as a mage elf with a vallaslin specifically. And not being able to be mean, just a bit blunt. Meeting Davrin and him being a bit prickly at first was a breath of fresh air ngl. I don't need evil alright, I get it I'm playing a hero now. But let my Rook be a bit spicy sometimes. Neve complains about a Crow prioritising Treviso over Minrathos? Let Rook be an ass about it.

19. I brought Neve & Mage Rook to recruit "The Mage Killer" and neither have voiced any discomfort about that? Or acknowledged that at all? Neve has some party banner with Lucanis but even there it's more of a L "Are you scared bc of the title?" N "lol nope".

Hopefully I won't have to make a pt2 any time soon.

[jrooc]

✨ it's random weekly tag wednesday✨

Thanks @spookygingerr (+ for the game), @energievie, @kiennilove @ms-moonlight-inn for the taggggssss

it's that time again...

what weather would you use to describe you current mood?

A confused weather day where it's cloudy but not cold. There's a rainbow 'cause it rained a little but there's bright moments.

have you ever had braces?

yes! For forever and I still have bad teeth

do you celebrate halloween?

Halloween is the actual best 👻🎃

best halloween/fancy dress costume you've worn

I always had good intentions and terrible execution. Mostly cause i was cheap/broke. Best costume was probably Robin Sparkles from HIMYM but no one got it lmao. Or Paperbag Princess but I couldn't find a adult size paper bag so I used a Canadian Tire (Canadian home hardware store lmao) leaf bag which had huge logo's on it which really ruined the effect 😂

last song you listened to

Kyle - Fred again.. (why is the line 'our shoulderblades kissed' so fucking lovely)

last thing you googled

How to write capitalized titles correctly in grammar 😆

dream car

I love an Audi cause they're soooo fun to drive

what's your favourite type of cheese?

Jesus why would you even ask me to choose? Dutch Gouda. Asiago? Swiss. *Panics and runs to eat cheese*

what colour are your socks today?

Grey Canadian Roots socks with the red line. IYKYK

what was your favourite subject in school?

Russian Studies

has your mood weather changed after answering these random questions?

Yes they brought me joy AND I took a short break from work for the first time in days so there's more sun peaking out.

Tags below the cut. Or have some halloween candy and a hug 🍬 If you are seeing this and want to join in pls do! Consider this a tag.

Tagging @deedala @gallapiech @michellemisfit @mickeysgaymom @guinguin1984

@doshiart @such-a-barbarian @creepkinginc @transmurderbug @ian-galagher

@heymacy @heymrspatel @crestfallercanyon @stocious @too-schoolforcool

@thepupperino @sleepyheadgallavich @callivich @captainjowl @roryonic

@suzy-queued @palepinkgoat @look-i-love-u @spoonfulstar @ifallonblackdays

@its-a-queer-thing @ardent-fox @rereadanon @andthatisnotfake @darlingian

@deathclassic @annarowyn @samantitheos @sam-loves-seb @burninface @runawaybrainsc

@vintagelacerosette @mmmichyyy @pookiebearmick @transmickey

[luhvxal]

paperbag-princess-core ୨ৎ | in progress

[foxgloveinspace]

3, 20, 27, 29 for asks?

Thanks! <3

3.a specific color that gives you the ick?

hmmm. that one minty teal color that we all seemed to love when we were like 11-13 lol. I think i dyed my hair that color as a teen? and now i can't stand it lol.

20.favorite disney princess movie?

uhhh, does Brave count? I know its pixar, lol. I think that movie gets so much hate for no reason. I do like Tangled a lot, and Little Mermaid is good too, but idk if i still like that movie or if I just Love mermaids a LOT.

27.what’s your favorite or go-to outfit?

in the winter/fall it leggings and a big comfy sweatshirt or tshirt. In the summer is my tan paperbag shorts and a big baggy tshirt.

29.preferred pasta noodle?

hmmm. I am part-Italin and i love pasta a lot, lol. picking one is impossible!/j I like rotini, and I really like the veggie ones from walmart actually! i think they have good flavor and texture!

[yubsie]

#1, 9, 14, and 17 for the book asks, please

1- book you’ve reread the most times?

I think it's probably The LIon the Witch and the Wardrobe. It's definitely something I read as a kid before the Shame Pile got ahead of me.

9- when do you tend to read most?

This is an answer that changed dramatically because of the pandemic. In the Before TImes, it used to be on my commute. Then I started working from home, and the amount of reading I got done absolutely plummeted. This year I've started deliberately carving out time after supper to get some reading done on days where I don't take the subway anywhere, which is lots of them.

14- do you ever mark/dog ear books you own?

I used to do this all the time when I was younger, but now I have a truly ludicrous number of bookmarks because I get so many books and festivals and such and the publishers love to toss in a book mark.

17- top 5 children’s books?

Oh picking favourites, mean. Fave picture book is The Paperbag Princess by Robert Munsch. In terms of middle grade, since that's what I get to buy for my nieceling... The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan (not that he needs the plug :p), My Teacher is an Alien by Bruce Coville, Wayside School is Falling down by Louis Sacher and...

Ooh I just realized she's probably just about the right age for Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett, that's exciting, I think I just figured out her Christmas present.

... that's a lot of books written by men. Huh.

Book asks

[mysterymirrors]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Vintage 80s Levi's 550 Straight Leg Ankle Jeans - Light Wash - 27W.

[meredithpcloset]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Princess Highway Linen-Blend Paperbag Shorts (8).

[lolaslocker]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Paperbag High Waisted Daisy Floral Shorts.

[babyproductsmania]

Robert Munch is Suffering with Dementia

I was so said to read the recent article on CBC about this amazing writer of children's books.  

I have enjoyed and loved 'Paper Bag Princess' and 'Love You Forever' and many others.  Munsch hopes his readers take away this very simple message:  

"Ordinary people fight a lot and still get along together. Adults and kids fight a lot and still get along together," he said. "Kids, love your parents and parents, love your kids. It's a complicated world and try to make the best of it."

Here is one of his most beloved stories, read in his most enthusiastic style. 

[watterbotleop]

1. The Paperbag Princess

2. We Didn’t Start The Fire - Fallout Boy Version

3. Orchids

4. The Hunger Games

5. Trump got impeached twice, Polar Bears got no ice - We Didn’t Start The Fire - Fallout Boy Cover

@ anyone who wants to do it

Tag game

alright let's get to know each other a little better, shall we. How this works is you'll list four things about yourself: favorite book from childhood,current go-to song, a type of flower you like, a favorite movie and the lyrics currently stuck in your head.

1: The Magic Treehouse (by Mary Pope Osborne)

2: Shiver (by Ed Sheeran)

3: Hyacinth

4: Whisper of the Heart and Your Name

5: Acting on your best behavior, turn your backon mother nature. Everybody wants to rule the world (Everybody Wants To Rule The World cover by Lorde)

Tagging: @necromancers-incorporated @crunchyfacebeanhead @unofficial-crow @drgstorelite and anyone else :)