#pantsonfire

[sweet4ngell]

in my healing era (i didn’t cum to the thought of him last night)

[posttexasstressdisorder]

In honor of tomorrow's proceedin's in Noo Yawk Sitty, as it were.

[tinyfantasminha]

I just cannot see the upcoming Pinocchio event going any other way:

Honest John: Hey, kiddo, would you like to go to this fun place called...

Ortho: 🔫🔫🔫 😊 Stranger Danger Alert. Informing S.T.Y.X.

Honest John: That's understadable, have a nice day.

NO YOU SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I THINK KALIM IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE SSRs AND HES GOING TO PLAY A BIG PART IN THE EVENT

TWST HONEST JOHN WILL DEF TRY TO DECEIVE THEM IN SOME WAY BUT,,, knowing our boys, they are too smart and untrusting to just blatanly go along with him and not feel like something is wrong

BUT OUT OF THE CHARACTERS THAT WILL APPEAR IN THIS EVENT (ace, cater, trey, leona, jack, jade, floyd, kalim, vil, ortho, lilia) THE ONLY ONE THAT'S INNOCENT ENOUGH TO GO ALONG WITH A CHARMING FOXBOY'S SCHEMES IS KALIM 😭😭

MFS GONNA COME IN AND BE LIKE ''GREETINGS I'M JOHN NOGOOD AND THIS IS MY BUDDY LIAR PANTSONFIRE, AND WE ARE FROM FAKEWORD ACADEMY, COME ALONG WITH US DEAR BOY WE ARE GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING REALLY FUN 😇'' and Kalim will be like ''WOW OK!! YOU TWO ARE SO NICE!!'' meanwhile his phone is buzzing bc jamil is frantically texting him ''KALIM DONT GO WITH ANY STRANGERS'' and Kalim is like ''no worries, i'm with my two new friends!!'' proceeds to get deceived and kidnapped

In the end, Ortho is gonna be the badass that saves the day. And Ace is gonna turn into a Donkey (delusional but god I hope so)

(john nogood and liar pantsonfire from fakeword academy is a joke i stole from my friend @we-raid-nrc-at-dawn mwah thank you for the funsies )

[theresattrpgforthat]

Hi! Thank you for your service, indie games always need more exposure. Would you happen to have any recs for gamebooks about fleshing out a city or more specifically having players run a tavern? I'm currently homebrewing something along those lines but always looking for more inspiration.

THEME: Tavern Games.

Thank you so much! This rec is going to mostly focus on Tavern games, and I’m going to direct you to my other city-building recommendation post, mostly because there’s so many tavern games out there!

Bragging Rights, by Yuigaron.

EXHAUSTED, YOUR PARTY ENTERS THE TAVERN. Curious patrons watch as you unload your gear and rest your weary legs. “What’ll it be”, you hear from the bar, but before you can answer, a patron shouts, “I'll buy this round, if you’ll tell us a tale.” You smile at your comrades. Surely your exploits have earned you some bragging rights; and the drinks to go with them. 

This Lasers & Feelings hack helps you tell a story about adventurers telling stories: your party will sit down in a tavern and try their best to tell a compelling story, while making rolls to determine how well they did during their adventures. This is still an adventuring game, but the adventure has happened in retrospect. If you want to run a tavern with a number of different adventuring parties, you could use a game like this one to play out their visits. A simple one-page game with just 2 stats, means that this requires little-to-no prep before you’re ready to play!

A Night at the Tavern, by Nameless Designer.

Create your tavern from the Golden Dragon Inn with its upmarket standing to the Crimson Hand with its notorious reputation and fill it with patrons from boisterous thugs to debating merchants and more. Take your party of adventurers for an evening of carousing and entertainment; interact with the patrons; participate in a variety of mini-games and earn rewards or suffer consequences as a result of your actions.

A Night at the Tavern is a tavern generator and mini-game for fantasy adventure games. This supplement can be used��with any role-playing game system. This game is designed to fit into a longer campaign, including a list of prompts and events that your characters might get involved in during a night of carousing. If you want to play new characters, you can do that too! Just roll on a few random tables, and you’ve got a quick patron with a description, a detail and a mood. It looks like this game is primarily designed to be used with games like 5E, so if you want to use it for another system, you might need to home-brew a little bit, or just use the roll-tables and prompts for inspiration.

So You’re in a Tavern, by Live Real Press.

So You're in a Tavern is about telling outrageous stories about adventures that are absolutely true in every way. It uses a deck of playing cards and a few tokens to help tell the tales and determine a winner. It can be played with a group or solo.

Players take turns drawing cards to prompt for an outrageous story. As the player tells their story, other players add wagers to change the story. "I'm sorry, Sir Pantsonfire, but wasn't it a giant daisy, not a fire-breathing dragon?" The player can accept the wager and incorporate the change or deny it by adding a coin of their own.

This is another quick-to-run storytelling game about adventurers telling of their exploits, but it uses cards instead of dice to present your players with prompts. The characters are competing to tell the best story, rather than collaboratively telling a tale of adventure - which means that they’re also competing to see who gets the most coins. If you tell the best story, you win - but you also have to buy all of your friends drinks!

Better the Devil Who Serves You, by Rae Nedjadi.

You have been a Demon Lorde for hundreds, thousands of years. The armies of men and mage alike have trembled before you, begging for mercy.

You remember those days quite fondly.

As much fun as you’re having spending time with your new Master and in their lovely coffee shop, you had no idea how difficult being a Devil Butler would be! (Not that you would ever let anyone know you were having a hard time!)

This is a PbtA game about powerful creatures that serve a young witch-child who got kicked out of magic school. Your ward has always wanted to run a coffee shop, so you’re managing a business and parenting at the same time. This game is meant to be humorous and light-spirited, great for a fun session with friends.

Bar Adventurers, by BarAdventurers.

Bar Adventurers is a light-hearted and creatively stimulating TTRPG about going out for a night of drinking. Players go on an adventure, hopping from one bar to the next where they try different, wacky, and sometimes questionable alcoholic beverages. The main premise of the game is to have fun exploring and coming up with zany drinks but watch out! As a night full of drinking can bring other crazy and risky surprises…

This bar-hopping game includes rules for getting into bar-fights, regaining HP by drinking water or eating a snack, and bar-crawl based abilities. You do not die in this game - you’ve just drunk more than you can handle, and get knocked out. The game document itself is done up in bright colours and has a character sheet based off of an ID card. A great one-and-done game for players who don’t want to do anything serious.

Poutine, by The Kinematic Cafe.

This is a game about love, regret, and delicious, delicious poutine. In it, you will tell the stories of people living in a small town, their hardships, and their perseverance. It's designed for two (or more) players, and is heavily influenced by Avery Alder's A Place to F*ck Each Other, Jason Pitre's Spark, and D. Vincent Baker's Apocalypse World.

The game is centred around a small restaurant, and the people who frequent it. The restaurant is a place of confession, and perspective. Players will make, and play these people in scenes with other citizens of the town; but they will also be playing with a "third wheel", a player who represents the hardships these people face in their day to day life.

If you want to be focused on the customers who inhabit the city and frequent your tavern, I’d recommend taking a look at Poutine. The core focus of the game is on the people who make this establishment a second home - and it doesn’t have to use the in-game setting. You can make it a fantasy tavern, a futuristic cafe, or even on a space station on the final frontier. The game runs off of a “menu”, requiring the players to push their characters into personal problems so that the wait staff can help them find their way out. If you want to play a game about the small troubles of everyday life, I recommend this game.

Games I've recommended in the Past

Tavern Stories, by Matteo Sciutteri.

A Diner at the End, by Bammax Games.

Spirited Cafe, by A Couple of Drakes.

[legolonia]

Norm Alguy. Thought for the day.

Wouldn’t it be great if liars pants really caught on fire.

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[the-blackorchid1]

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[torkison]

#PantsOnFire

#BriberyMaybe?

[flexiblemirror]

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[ofhundredsighs]

Here's a rare photo showing how much I love my state now. (:

[vvro-om-blog]

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[grumblrs-confessional-booth]

liarliarliar pantsonfire

...G_m_ Th_t M_k_s ___ G_d? Wh_t _n Th_ W_rld...

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[viktorkoen]

Pinochioff

New piece for Entrepreneur magazine on lying in business (or the business of lying) and ethical dilemmas revolving around honesty and ends justifying the means. Thoroughly fed up with long noses, started setting pants on fire.

[nicsplace]

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[the-blackorchid1]

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[hein-eberson]

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