#pansy is done with draco's bs

[zlarirosa]

[ veela!draco au ] shh, he's in the middle of charming his potential bf...

[harryissuchalittleshit]

Can you talk more about the drastoria wedding !

So in my head, there is their actual wedding and then their dream wedding, but we’ll start with the first!

Actual Wedding

It’s held at Malfoy Manor as pureblood tradition states - all weddings between pureblood families are to be held on the Groom’s ancestral home

It’s for inheritance laws or what not, very old and outdated bs

Narcissa actually plans most of it, Draco and Astoria pick out their wedding party, the food and cake, and the guest list

Everything else is chosen for them

Their flower girl is Sam Goyle and the ring barers are Devansh and Hajari Nott (with Gregory and Theodore actaully dropping the petals on the ground)

It’s a grand ceremony, with lots of over the top decorations

The flowers alone are more than most peoples yearly rent (over 10k)

Draco has Blaise, Rory Phillips, Theodore, and Gregory as his groomsmen, while Astoria has Pansy, Daphne, Audrey Phillips, and her best friend Georgina Carrow

They made their vows very simple and quick, very traditional in an attempt to get it all done quickly

Then came their reception, where a good number of guests left, mostly because of Draco’s parents

(They were fine with Muggleborns being at the ceremony but won’t allow it at the reception)

Astoria was quite disappointed and managed to keep a few of her closest friends, but still a good portion left

Draco tried to not let it affect their night, instead taking Astoria to the dance floor and keeping her in his arms for as long as he could manage

He did argue with Narcissa during their mother/son dance, but never once raised his voice

Leaving for their honeymoon was everything they wanted at the end of the night

Dream Wedding

They get married in the countryside

At the church that they went to every Sunday, in the town where Draco found himself, not far from the cottage that they’ll live in together for as long as they live

They’ll have Draco’s kindergarten class in attendance, along with all of Andromeda’s friends from the village

It would be so simple and easy

They would write their own vows

Astoria would make a joke about the letters Draco wrote her everyday the first year they dated

Draco would cry as he said something very romantic and wholesome and what no one would ever expect of him

Then Astoria would cry, only for Draco to kiss her as they were announced “man and wife”

They would leave the church to walk the familiar path down the road to the cottage for the reception

They would dance under fairylights and laugh when it started to rain, no one thinking to check the weather

Draco and Astoria would be the last ones to finally find shelter, inside the cottage that was all theirs

It would be everything and nothing like they imagined, but it was better than their reality

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by alfisha

Inspired by a prompt by HalfBloodPrincess69 on discord. Prompt: Tom always treats Harry like royalty. So much, that he is deemed "King Harry" by Tom. Harry decides that every king needs a throne. Harry wants his throne to be Tom's lap.

Or in which Tom's little joke becomes a reality, and Harry is a sneaky Slytherin. Also, Draco should get new friends.

Words: 2074, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Tomarry Oneshots

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle, Lavender Brown, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Dean Thomas, Luna Lovegood, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Poppy Pomfrey, Weasley Twins - Character

Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle

Additional Tags: Harry is a Little Shit, Harry is a Tease, Draco Malfoy is a Good Friend, Sane Tom Riddle, Young Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle is Not Voldemort, Harry is Tom's King, Not a Royalty AU, It's just Tom being a shit and Harry retaliating, Draco Is Not Okay, he's so done, with harry's bs, but he goes along with it anyway, Biracial Harry Potter, Desi Harry Potter, the whole school just wants tom to lose composure lol, Harry is a QUEEN, Slytherin Harry Potter, Slytherin Common Room

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by mySolarSystem

Draco rants to Pansy late at night in the Eighth Year‘s common room. Someone hears more than they were supposed to hear, but everything they needed to know.

From this tumblr prompt list: http://bit.ly/2CzlqMp Number 45

Words: 670, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Tumblr Dialogue Prompts

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Fluff, Crushes, Getting Together, Draco Malfoy & Pansy Parkinson Friendship, Pansy is done with Drarry‘s bs, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Attempt at Humor, probably a bad attempt

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Shooting Stars

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by redandblueispurple

Draco Malfoy is done pretending to be the perfect boy his father expects him to be. The war is over, and yet Lucius Malfoy still expects nothing less from Draco than before. Draco decides to take his life into his own hands and be exactly who he wants to be, do what he wants to do, openly love who he happens to love.

Words: 729, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Viktor Krum, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Sirius Black

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Viktor Krum/Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas

Additional Tags: very gay, Redeemed Draco Malfoy, Bisexual Harry Potter, Gay Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit, Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things, Harry Potter is a Tease, Harry Potter is a Good Boyfriend, Oblivious Harry, Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings, Hermione Granger is a Good Friend, Hermione Granger is Done, Lesbian Pansy Parkinson, Pansy Parkinson is a Good Friend, Draco is Fed Up with your bs, Sad Ending, but like, fluff mostly, Fluff and Angst, Save them from me, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Sirius Black Lives, He lives because I'm soft and weak and I love him so much, But like.... Lupin still ded, Post-War, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love

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[nabateann]

my ideas on bleo/thlaise, badly formatted and horrible i’m so sorry

from what we know about pureblood society, it’s very exclusive, right? even among itself

there’s the “sacred 28” or whatever bs

anyways, so like, once you get to the sacred 28, you can’t get better than that

that’s like the cream of the crop, who’s “in” with the wizarding world

because, you guessed it, pseudo-racism

and the Zabinis are from Italy so like, they’re not on it, but u bet ur ass they can pseudo-racism along with the best of them

by best i mean worst

i get the feeling it was the “congrats! of all the racists, we are the worst! nicely done, guys”

so obviously there are some falling outs from the 1920’s to the 80’s - the Longbottoms, for one, notorious blood traitors that they were

the Weasleys weren’t great, and that takes care of the Prewetts too

Gaunts died out, the Carrows are too old, the only Black child is a Malfoy, the Lestranges are all in azkaban

so the only families of the sacred 28 that had school-aged children were Abbott, Bulstrode, Flint, Greengrass, Macmillan, Malfoy, Nott, Parkinson

although there’s the possibility of others, a lot of them had strong strong ties to Voldemort and also just plain old weren’t likely (Crouch, Yaxley, etc)

there are a few we don’t know enough about to discount, but since they aren’t mentioned, and with their family history i assume that they’d be huge racists and mentioned at least once in canon, then i doubt they were at Hogwarts when Harry was

leaves the social circle for young, growing pureblood elite quite small, doesn’t it

Hannah Abbott, Millicent Bulstrode, Marcus Flint, Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Ernie Macmillan, Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson

Hannah’s a half-blood, so… no

Ernie’s Hannah/Harry’s friend, and everything, so….. def no

Shacklebolt: Kingsley’s the only known member alive in canon : /

and Shafiq, there’s nothing on, so you could make the argument

anyways the Notts, Malfoys, Bulstrodes, Greengrasses, and Parkinsons are the “big ones”

ofc they socialize outside of that but like

they’re a tight circle, and the Zabinis are in it, shown by Blaise’s interactions w Draco–they’re equals, not lackeys like Crabbe/Goyle

and Theo’s dad is a reclusive drunk, but he obviously keeps up with stuff, because Malfoy and Nott are on “equals” terms and shit

so Theo spends his childhood with those children mentioned above

Draco, who’s loud and annoying and doesn’t he know better than to talk to his parents like that? theo really hates it when they come over because draco makes him nervous he doesn’t want his father to get mad (his father always does)

Pansy is spoilt, but always polite to his father, so he’s ok with her because his dad isn’t mad when she leaves. but she tries to order him around, then huffs when he doesn’t let her, then complains that he’s ignoring her, so…. not his favorite

Daphne and Astoria are pleasant, and they entertain each other, so he doesn’t have to talk to them. it’s nice

but still, they’re so vapid and he hates that they talk about stupid stuff like it’s life and death, because they’re soft and don’t know what it’s like to be hurt and god he hates them why do they get to be soft

Millicent’s dull, but not grating. she’s probably his favorite of them all, just before Pansy

they sit there and look into the garden. Millicent talks a lot, but doesn’t need a response. she’s a simple creature, and Theo thinks that he’d rather she come over more often

he knows better than to tell his dad this

the Zabinis move to Britain, because, as Mrs. Zabini sniffs, the men in italy do not know a good woman when they see one, and ugh! muggle culture is so pervasive

Blaise is annoying, but not like the others. Blaise is annoying because he smirks and sits back and laughs like a knife

Blaise has everything but he is not soft, does not take it for granted. he knows he has everything and uses it as a sword and, oddly, Theo doesn’t care

but Theo can’t use his solitude as his weapon anymore because there is someone who knows the rules of the game they’re playing

and so they grow up together, they start writing, and by the time they get to Hogwarts, Blaise is the only person that Theo’s held a conversation with in two years, albeit over the post

his father’s drinking got worse when he was 8 or so, and society forgot them. Theo didn’t care, frankly

Theo’s aware that Blaise is much more… social than he, and that this competition/correspondence/whatever means less to him than it does to Theo, but that makes him go harder, because he will win and laugh about it

the hat looks at Theo’s head and considers Ravenclaw for all of 5 seconds before an adamant Slytherin

Blaise grew up with the knowledge of superiority in his head, but he reveled in that–the more he felt, the more he wanted, and Theo was his equal, which frustrated blaise

they’re put into Slytherin together, along with Malfoy and Crabbe/Goyle

for one, Malfoy’s always talking about Potter, which is annoying and exhausting, and Crabbe and Goyle are idiots

but also, Malfoy’s overemotional and loud

Theo hates loud people, and so he escapes

but that’s neither here nor there i can expand on that at another time

the important part is that Theo and Blaise grow up heckling and pushing and comparing each other

they each fixate on the other boy

Blaise becomes a ~ladies man~ and thinks, ha! another thing I can lord over Nott

but Theo gives no shits??? so Blaise starts sleeping with boys. Theo still gives no shits, and that’s so frustrating, because wasn’t Blaise the most important person in Theo’s life

this should lead to some self-evaluation, but lmao my children are emotionally constipated asf

anyways by now (fourth?? year?) their competitions have chilled and they have conversations about shit

they rationalize it to themselves like they’re “playing the long game” but it’s honestly become prime intellectual discussion

and they’re Slytherins, so no one likes them, so when they sit anywhere to study, unless Malfoy is around, then no one comes to bother them, and so they end up spending a disproportionate amount of time together

anyways as they get closer they accept each other into their “protect” circle without even realizing it

Draco bodily shoves Theo out of the way to reach for something and Theo visibly flinches, and Blaise just,, nopes

he slips a nasty charm onto Draco’s school robes, maybe itching powder or something? whatever it is, it’s long lasting and horrible but not obvious and vaguely mundane-seeming

no one notices, but Draco doesn’t do it again. Blaise assumes Draco thought it was Theo

someone insults Blaise’s mother, and their ink burst in their bag. happy accident

they get closer, and Theo runs away from home the summer after their…. fourth year, i want to say?

he’s 15 and his dad doesn’t care enough to chase him, and he’s got enough money in his trust fund to last him until he comes of age

and there’s no threat of disownment, because even if he was disowned, when his dad died the money would go to him anyways

he runs away and hops houses all summer

anyways he comes back after that and Blaise is upset because Theo hadn’t responded to any of those owls, and he was worried (don’t tell anyone)

they accidentally become closer and closer and eventually they start banging because Theo wants to know what it’s like but doesn’t want to waste time on finding someone willing and then the memory spells, and Blaise has already seen his scars, anyway

but that’s not what i love because there’s so many ways for them to get together

the cool part is the dynamic because

Blaise is an arrogant asshole, loves making people feel inferior

but he’s charming and suave

Theo? Theo’s an asshole, too, but in a totally different way. he’s cold, analytical, detached, until he talks, and then it’s cutting like

turn down for what plays in the background, people start dancing, the meme happens

Blaise is lazy, plays on emotions, Theo’s more obsessed with intelligence, they both have emotionally distant parents but in completely opposite ways, Blaise is a social butterfly and Theo doesn’t talk

anyways they’re gay and in love and complete assholes

thx this has been a psa

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by redandblueispurple

Draco Malfoy is done pretending to be the perfect boy his father expects him to be. The war is over, and yet Lucius Malfoy still expects nothing less from Draco than before. Draco decides to take his life into his own hands and be exactly who he wants to be, do what he wants to do, openly love who he happens to love.

Words: 729, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Viktor Krum, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, George Weasley, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Teddy Lupin, Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Sirius Black

Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Viktor Krum/Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas

Additional Tags: very gay, Redeemed Draco Malfoy, Bisexual Harry Potter, Gay Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit, Draco Malfoy is Clueless About Muggle Things, Harry Potter is a Tease, Harry Potter is a Good Boyfriend, Oblivious Harry, Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings, Hermione Granger is a Good Friend, Hermione Granger is Done, Lesbian Pansy Parkinson, Pansy Parkinson is a Good Friend, Draco is Fed Up with your bs, Sad Ending, but like, fluff mostly, Fluff and Angst, Save them from me, This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things, Sirius Black Lives, He lives because I'm soft and weak and I love him so much, But like.... Lupin still ded, Post-War, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love