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lady-nuggetz · 10 months ago

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Because no one asked, I decided to draw up my OWN special interpretation of Team Hooligan, ✨WITH JEST!!✨

Mind you everything is mostly based off of my own headcanon, so enjoy it as you will!! I'll write brief descriptions that you can read right here !!!!

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Fang the Sniper/Hunter

He/Him // 21 yrs old // Australian🇦🇺 & Dominican🇩🇴 // Bisexual

Fang is a mercenary/bounty hunter and the leader of Team Hooligan. Though he often works alone for most gigs, he considers his team to be a found family of sorts, despite not always getting along with them. He has a great fascination for guns, but often uses his regular cork gun unless it's for serious situations. He's easy to anger and is heavily motivated by his greed and desire to prove himself as a top notch mercenary. Though things don't always work in his favor.

He's told very few people about his origins, how he had once descended from a noble family, until "one incident led to another and now suddenly I'm all on my own!" The one thing he absolutely REFUSES to tell people is that Fang isn't really his birth name.

• Cocky, Greedy, and Selfish. Probably has a slight tinge of insecurity due to past failures with Sonic and company.

• Keeps cigarette packs on his person often.

• Has a small shack he and the others share together over in Mirage Saloon Zone. He started sharing his room with Jest once she started hanging around.

• Loves mechanics, no one else but him drives the Marvelous Queen, it's a vehicle of his own design.

• Likes playing card games, spicy food, and keyboards.

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Jest the Jack Rabbit

She/Her // 21 yrs old // Puerto Rican🇵🇷 & Trinidadian🇹🇹 // Bisexual

Jest is another bounty hunter, who despite her silly clown appearance, is a very threatening figure. She's agile, quick witted, and carries around a baseball bat she calls the Wacky Whammer, that's bound to give anyone a painful concussion. She came across Team Hooligan after they [Mainly just Fang] attempted to mug her, to which they received a harsh beating at her hand. She has found herself to be fixated on their leader however, and sticks around them to watch them struggle for success.

She grew up in a circus with her sisters, before finding herself fixated on the chaos emeralds and chaos energy. Unleashing an ultimate chaos has been her grand goal as she hopes to spread her madness across the world. She plans to achieve that, either by herself or with other comrades as her stepping stool.

• Loud, Annoying and Obnoxious. Loves to push Fang's buttons and watch him lose his cool. Her not so secret crush on him is absurd.

• A known sadist, she enjoys intimidating others and seeks out the emeralds for power and chaos.

• Enjoys gossiping with her friends, Ace and Solar, particularly about the Hooligans.

• What her and Fang have is a somewhat open secret. It's hard to tell if they hate each other or love each other. From their endless bickering to Jest's raunchy flirting.

• Likes cinnamon buns, yo-yos, and fondant.

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Bean the Dynamite

Any Pronouns // 15 yrs old // Brazilian🇧🇷 // Pansexual, Genderfluid

Bean is a young and spontaneous explosives expert, with a goofy and hyperactive personally that keeps the team on their toes. He carries around comically large bombs, no one is really sure HOW he does, but they don't ever seem to question his methods. Despite his lighthearted demeanor most of the time, no one can ever seem to tell what he's got cooking in that brain of his.

Not much is known of where Bean came from, but from what Bean's told about himself, he remembers being in an egg. And a great amount of movement. Up until he hatched and found himself all alone in the middle of the forest. Most just assume he hit his head or something before he ran into Bark.

• Silly, Scatterbrained, and Crazy. Hard to tell if he's a bad guy when he's so comedic.

• Fidgets constantly, he can't sit still for more than a few minutes.

• His bombs are handmade, and he likes gifting them to the others as surprises or as little pranks.

• Considers Bark to be an older brother figure who keeps him in check. Buys him Father's Day cards.

• Likes comic books, explosives, and gummies.

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Bark the Polar Bear

He/They // 23 yrs old // Russian🇷🇺 & Haitian🇭🇹 // Pansexual Demiboy

Bark is the overall brawn of the team, being the strongest physically and able to do most of the heavy lifting if necessary. He's the most level headed as well, and finds himself being the one to pull everyone back when things get too complicated [If Fang himself isn't having a pissy fit]. He's particularly shy and doesn't really like communicating much with others, as he finds it quite difficult. And despite his rather prickly job, he means well and cares for others like Bean and Amy Rose.

Before he had become a member of Team Hooligan, it's been said that he's gotten his fighting experience from being that of a professional fighter. He doesn't enjoy bringing it up, but he prefers what he's got going on now. If any of the others ask to fight him, he'll consider the offer.

• Quiet, Tough, and Stoic. He cares though, he's just a bit shy when it comes to feelings.

• A walking furnace, he gets warm easily and has an itch for cold food often.

• Used to fight professionally at one point before joining Fang's gang.

• Selective mute and often communicates with sign language or writing.

• Likes seafood, belly rubs, and coloring books.

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic oc #sonic the fighters #sonic superstars #sonic triple trouble #team hooligan #fang the hunter #fang the sniper #bean the dynamite #bark the polar bear #jest the jack rabbit #headcanons #HOOLIGAN HEADCANONS #WEEEEEEEE #I'm so sleegy

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artzychic27 · 7 months ago

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🏳️‍⚧️Happy Pride From the Recess Class!🏳️‍🌈

Akuma Class

Science Kids

Austin A: Legally Blonde, but Gayer

Gender nonconforming, who has time to narrow down pronouns?

Does everyone’s makeup before Pride with Kendra and Victoria

Dyes his hair pink

Gives free haircuts, paints peoples’ nails, and dyes hair using spray-on dye

They just want everyone to look fabulous, is that so wrong?!

Dresses in only flag colors

Uses his mom’s credit card to buy binders for people

This is the only time of year he makes people simp. Not the other way around

And they are going to use it to their advantage

Dresses her chinchillas in drag

They. Look. Gorgeous.

He somehow escapes the Glitter Wars unscathed

Todrick Hall is her anthem

Austin B: Gaymer Gurl

AroAce and He/Him

Wears Croc Heelys to pride

He wanders off a lot, and it terrifies his boyfriends best friends

Brings Elizabeth III to every pride and dresses her in only the finest fashions

He buys her all sorts of pride-themed cat toys because she’s worth it

When people ask him on a date, Elizabeth III hisses at them

Casually getting adopted by drag queens after he casually tells them about his home situation

He’s granted entry to any drag house when he wants to get away from his “parents”. He’s got six moms now, and he will steal jewelry for them

He met a little girl with yellow eyes like him and she hugged him

All of Marceline’s songs are his anthems

Austin Q: Secret Mom Friend with Mommy Issues

Questioning & He/?

Tempted to put a leash on everyone

Especially Austin B because he won’t stop wandering off!

Austin Q: WHERE ARE MY BABIES?! Have you seen a little bitch in yellow glitter pants?! He’s a little ho, but I love him!

He supplies the snacks Austin T doesn’t make. He’s the main apple slice supplier

He also makes sure to bring apple juice. He just likes apples. “They’re good for you, Armsy!”

Cosplays as every redhead character- Penn Zero, Vicky, Melissa Chase, Mary Test, Black Widow, and more

He joins the muscle-flexing contests and wins a couple

Can carry Austin A, B, and T on his shoulders

Once again, everyone thinks the four of them are a poly couple

Austin Quinlan, Protector of Lesbians, Wielder of the Sapphic Sword, Kicker of Protesters’ Balls

Knows how to do a badass rainbow kick

Austin T: OUT OF THE WAY! I AM VERY GAY!

Gay & He/Him

Bakes all sorts of pastries for everyone and it’s pretty much the one thing everyone looks forward to

Seriously, this boy brings like twenty containers full of cupcakes, cookies, and pancakes (For the pansexuals, of course)

Not even protesters are immune to his cupcakes. But because he’s petty, they only get plain vanilla with no toppings

That’s how disappointed he is in them. Now they feel as though they’ve disrespected every deity

The drag queens, dykes on bikes, and just lesbians in general will kill for this baby

Casually name drops his parents any time a protester screams in his face

He and Jean reenact scenes from Phantom of the Opera

DJ threw a glitter bomb at him, and no one was safe

Wears Huggycake like a boa because she loves all the people, and she scares off homophobes

He met other reptile queers and now they’re having brunch

Lotta Jameson: Kick Buttowski, Queer Daredevil

Aromantic and She/Her

Gerard tinkered with her Vespa, and now rainbow glitter shoots out the pipes

Do NOT give her sugar. Seriously

She somehow sneaks onto floats

Austin Q: Lotta! Get down from there!/ Lotta: Be gay, do crimes!

Brings a baseball bat in case of transphobes

She has a shirt that says so

She did a bike jump over the protesters and dropped bags of glitter on them

Now she’s getting called Amelia Earhart by literally everyone

She got the aviator goggles and they’re pretty sure Amelia is a queer icon… Also, she sometimes goes missing in the crowd. She’s so short!

Austin Q: WHERE’S MY OTHER BABY?! SHE’S THE LITTLE GINGER BITCH IN GOGGLES!/ Lotta: Do you call all your babies bitches?

Kendra Anne Gunderson: Casually Spider-Man Kisses People… With Consent

Polyromantic and She/Her

Kendra is a bit of an icon

Known by all as “Hand-Stand Girl” because she walked only on her hands for the entire event

She has two drag queen uncles and her cousin is a beauty influencer in the queer community

Every time Kendra breathes, a lesbian meets her perfect match

Her eyeliner is on point

DJ lowers her down from buildings so that she can kiss pretty people… With consent, of course

Those two are always getting into some sort of trouble

They spray painted some transphobe’s car and put an egg in the slightly open trunk. It stunk up the car for days

When she’s not pranking protesters, she’s on the mom friend squad with Austin Q and keeping Austin B from wandering off

DJ Detweiler: The Drag Jester

Genderfluid, Bisexual, and He/She

Owns an assortment of pun shirts for every sexuality. No one knows how they come up with them

DJ: I came out to my dad./ Mason: DJ, NO!/ DJ: He told animal control he had a bison in his house!

Always accused of starting the Glitter Wars. She ain’t denying anything

As the name implies, he’s gonna prank the protesters and TERFs

So far, he got a TERF to sit on a whoopie cushion, tricked some dick trying to force himself on an Ace girl into kissing a frog, and made some homophobe think his foot went missing

Heads to drag clubs to do standup, and is probably gonna get a Netflix show when she gets older

DJ: Do you know the difference between a government bond and a homophobe? The bond matures.

Now he’s booked for seven shows throughout the month

He’s got a laugh like Sardonyx that makes people (Especially Mason) simp

Any time DJ laughs, a trans boy gets his soup

Austin Spinelli: Sneaking Out in Ballet Flats

Achillean and He/Him

Casually flirts with any guy he comes across

And he lays the Italian accent on THICK

Dresses in pinstripe suits and says he’s the boss of the Velvet Mafia

When he’s not in suits, he’s dressed in his ballet gear and doing ribbon dances

His splits are flawless

Any time Spinelli does a pirouette, a trans girl gets her wings

Any time Spinelli does a pirouette, a transphobe gets punched

When he’s got the time, and he always does, he does chalk art with the kids, and creates a literal mural

He’s always got time

The organizers loved his work so much, they commissioned a mural for a youth center

Knits beanies for everyone

Gia Griswald: You Ask, I’ll Tell

MtF Trans and She/Her

Her dad went with her to her first pride, and none of the protesters wanted to mess with the six foot tall military general war hero

Gets into flexing contests

Wears rainbow camouflage to every event

If she sees a scuff on your combat boots, she’s gonna clean them

Helped Gerard write his queer history book

In a club with other queer history buffs and they reenact iconic poses from history, but make them gay

She attended a military funeral with her dad during June, and the soldier being burried was a lesbian

Immediately, a bunch of freaks who probably stalked them went to protest. Gia flipped some bastard over her shoulder

Roger Raincomprix, the arriving officer, didn’t see a thing

She eats a crap ton of marshmallows

Victoria LaSalle: Queers on Wheels

Asexual, Bigender, and He/They/She

Decorates her wheelchair with all sorts of pride stickers

Rocks it every year in a crop top

Starts every glitter bomb fight. No one ever sees them coming

She’s just… She’s a goddex

Everyone wants to get a selfie with him. That’s how gorgeous he is

Out of everyone’s leagues

Teaches kids in wheelchairs how to pop a wheelie

Likes to answers kids’ questions

Kid: Are you a robot?/ Victoria: … Yes. Yes, I am.

Only Gerard has the privilege of sitting in his lap as he cruises through the crowd

Gerard Grundler: The Gay Genius

FtM Trans, Pan, Polyamorous, He/Him

He’s written a mini-pride history book with Gia. They got publishers lining up and everything!

Everyone is just so pretty

He bails during the Glitter Wars and takes cover in a coffee shop

Victoria’s gotta keep him from wandering off and possibly joining a cult because the members are pretty

Probably hacked into the medical system so people can have better access to hormones

Faints any time he sees Victoria in a crop top

Dresses in a lot of pride flag sweater vests no matter how hot it is

Victoria: Gerard, it’s ninety-/ Gerard: SWEATER VESTS RULE!

He builds robots to wave pride flags in sync

He and Rochelle protect the bugs

Mindy Blumberg: Opera is Gay as Fuck

Demigirl, Panromantic, They/She

Sings “Rainbow Connection” in an operatic fashion, and leaves everyone in tears

Carries Gia on her shoulders

She carries everyone on her shoulders, but mostly Gia

Will act as a human shield during the Glitter Wars because that’s how much she cares.

But the second Austin T gets his hands on a glitter bomb, she’s out

Hayley Kiyoko is her anthem

If you ask, they’ll hug you

Mindy gives amazing hugs

Everyone will die for this girl

Also, she’s weirdly poetic. It makes everyone wanna listen to her for hours

Is a pacifist, but she’ll give it to you straight if you mess with her friends

Rochelle Weems: That one person at pride who takes pictures of the protesters screaming at queer kids and posts them online for everyone to see

Demigirl, Polysexual, Ze/Zir

Brings zir Polaroid to make a scrapbook and blackmail protesters

Ze’s a rat, but a good kind of rat. The kind who makes sure homophobes and transphobes don’t get away with yelling at queer kids

Was self conscious about zir back brace until ze saw a drag king wearing a bedazzled one

Was roped into letting Austin A, Victoria and Kendra do zir makeup

Ze looked gorgeous!

Ze and Austin B share the good gossip with drag queens

In exchange, they get tickets to shows

Will kill for Austin T’s cookies

Just don’t let zir have too much sugar, otherwise ze will go crazy and start a cult based on cookies where everyone wears Cookie Monster bathrobes

It’s happened once before, and now ze’s under surveillance

Protects the bugs from getting stepped on and then places them in protesters’ hair

Ze saw this one guy about to take a swing at a lesbian, and promptly kicked him in the balls

Now ze’s got twelve new numbers in zir phone

Mason Ewing: The Most Organized Person At Pride

Bigender, Asexual, He/She

Brings a binder filled with horrific facts about conversion therapy to throw in the faces of protesters

Will talk the ear off of any protester about why they’re wrong about everything until they just walk away

Gets carried by DJ on her shoulders

Somehow knows where everyone is at all times

He teaches Rochelle how to walk in pumps and ze teaches him how to steal thirty candy bars

Brings sarcastic coffee thermoses

Paid Gerard to make her coffee maker battery operated, and now she brings it everywhere

She just pins an asexual flag pin on her tie and calls it a day. Though, if DJ asks, she will wear a pun shirt

DJ is the only one who knows how to make her laugh, and Spinelli’s taking bets on who will ask who out first

Beck King: Cosplays As Frida Kahlo

Nonbinary, Achillean, They/Them

The responsible chaperone when M. Grotke’s out of commission

Dyes their unibrow rainbow

Silently flirts with guys using eyebrow language

Cosplays as Clone High Frida Kahlo and the original Frida Kahlo. They just like Frida

Just casually flexing their muscles in front of hot guys, nothing going on there

Then the hot guys write their phone numbers on their hockey stick

Spinelli’s mentor in ‘The Way of the Achillean’

He makes crowns for kids

Any time a protester tries to attack them, they just suddenly disappear

People swear they’ve see men in black drag protesters away from Beck

Seriously, it’s like this guy’s got a whole security detail!

Alonzo Grotke: I Went to the First Pride, and All I Got Was This Brick

FtM Trans, Gay, He/Him

A well seasoned gay

Has a shirt that says “Papa Gay”

He’s total DILF getting hit on by every silver fox. He ain’t complaining, and they sure ain’t complaining when they get a look at his abs with that crop top

Seriously, this guy is ripped

The parade paused when one of the floats got a flat, and he just… He just made a whole bunch of guys simp by changing a tire, that’s all they’ll say

He’s the one keeping people at gay bars from getting roofied by creeps

Teaches meditation at the youth center

He gets hit on by the single dads, A LOT

Back in the day, he stole a police motorcycle and painted it rainbow. He passes out autographed copies of his mugshot because it’s such a good photo

His kids went to spy on his date with M. Monlataing and he pretended he didn’t notice

He passes mini water bottles to protesters since it’s ninety degrees out and he doesn’t want them dying of thirst despite everything

But, he does it with this smirk like, “Looks like I’m the bigger person here, losers. Namaste.”

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #mlb ocs #recess class #Disney recess #pride month #lgbtqia #lesbian #bisexual #gay #transgender #queer #asexual #aromantic #be gay do crime

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ecargmura · 2 months ago

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Dandadan Episode 3 Review - Granny Vs Granny

I never thought I’d see the day where Nana Mizuki voices a grandma…and a hot one at that. My pansexual ass wants her so bad right now. She’s certainly a scene stealer from her voice to how she fights. Clearly, a character to look out for. People are saying she’s 80 years old, but is she?

This episode is basically transitioning Seiko into the story. She’s Momo’s grandma and a television spirit medium at that. She has a television show where she goes by the alias St. Dodoria and predicts people’s livelihoods just by looking at them. That idol boy she was with in the beginning? All of her predictions were spot on. Later in the episode, it was revealed in a news report that he was actually 27 years old and has a wife and child; the fact that Seiko wanted to be right about his favorite food thing was hilarious. Anyways, Seiko’s weapon is quite interesting. She wields a baseball bat, but it’s also a giant pencil where she can use it to draw circles that traps spirits. I love the part where she was slamming the bat onto Turbo Granny. Personality-wise, she’s rather aloof. She also likes pointing out Momo’s harsh words to her. Despite that, she loves Momo a lot and is protective of her. She also really likes teasing her. People like to compare her to Bayonetta due to her glasses and hair that sticks up, but every time I see Seiko’s hair, I just can’t help but to be reminded of 2NE1 Dara’s rather infamous palm tree hair.

Momo loves her grandmother a lot despite being abrasive with her words and feelings. The only reason why she decided to go after Turbo Granny was because she saw Seiko bleeding. She’s also kind underneath her icy exterior because she worries about Okarun and even called him a friend. I do like that she’s very earnest. When her grandmother tells her about the things she said to her in the past like how she was a fake medium or doesn’t believe in ghosts, she owns up it and even apologizes to her. I actually like that a lot. So far, Momo’s one of the greatest female heroines in Shounen Jump because she’s so well-written yet so flawed. I also like that while she has psychic powers now, she still needs training as she can only control the curse with her hands, but if she does get training, she can not use her hands to hold it back.

It’s sad that Okarun doesn’t really do much in this episode due to his curse. He was mainly comic relief. The part where he has to stay at the shrine for the night and then has a potty emergency with Momo trying to prevent him from entering her house to use the restroom was hilarious. It makes sense given that this episode mainly focuses on the Ayase family and it should.

I’m still amazed Nana Mizuki was casted as Seiko. I know that she can voice tough older women, but Seiko’s a grandma. I never thought I’d see the day she’d voice a grandma…and Mizuki is only 44 years old. Regardless, I do like the voice Mizuki gives to Seiko. She doesn’t make her sound too old, but old enough to the point that it makes her on the borderline between a mom and a grandma. I think the laughing makes Mizuki believable enough to voice a grandma because she rocks the granny laugh. First we got Luffy nomming on Tanjiro’s balls and now we have Hinata Hyuga hitting Luffy with a baseball bat. The high quality voice actors in this anime still baffles me. Not only that, in English, she’s voiced by Kari Wahlgren! She’s usually a Union VA, so it’s actually crazy that Wahlgren came back to anime! She’s super talented and if you like dub, she’s definitely one to look out for!

Also, did Momo change in a train or did she just take off what she was wearing and wore her actual clothes underneath? I honestly can’t wait to see the confrontation between Turbo Granny and the kids. It’s definitely going to be crazy. What are your thoughts on this episode?

#dandadan #momo ayase #ken takakura #okarun #seiko ayase #review #anime #anime review #ecargmura #arum journal #turbo granny

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chaosandcrimson · 5 months ago

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no way is that VALERIA 'VAL' DUTTON.. they’re a 24-year-old SYNTH notoriously known for being BRASH & TEMPERAMENTAL but there are some people who have seen them being FUNNY & INDEPENDENT. if you ask me, they remind me a lot of bubblegum being popped, the high-pitched screech of a sick guitar riff , and how it feels to stare down the barrel of a loaded gun, but that could just be because they’re considered the YOUNG GUN around town. just keep an eye on them & see if their true colors shine through..

Devils that you know Raise worse hell than a stranger She's the death you chose You're in terrible danger

OVERVIEW

Name: Valeria Annabeth Dutton

FKA: Valeria Annabeth Moreno

Nickname(s): Val (by everyone)

DOB: October 13, 2100

Age: 24

FC: Maia Reficco

Height: 5'3"

Pronouns: They/She

Sexuality: Aromantic/Aroflux Pansexual

Occupation: Bouncer/Musician at The Obelisk

Relationship Status: In an undefined but very committed thing with Guillermo 'Gizmo' de la Luna and Phelan Frost

[+] funny, independent, street smart [–] brash, temperamental, insubordinate

BIOGRAPHY

tw: gang violence, injury, death

Val was created at a time when the mob was beginning to expand their influence in the city. She was made to be the child (apprentice) to a specialised contract killer on the mob's payroll. His real name was unknown to them, as it was to most people, but they grew up calling him Qrow. She never called him dad.

Qrow's speciality was carrying out hits that looked like accidents—even upon further investigation. He was mainly called in when the mob wanted to take someone out without raising any suspicion of foul play. From a young age, he trained Val in his methods and eventually started bringing them out on jobs with him, turning them into an accomplished criminal before they hit their teens.

When she was 15 years old, the two of them were ambushed while wrapping up a job in the city. A violent confrontation ensued that resulted in Qrow's death and Val barely escaping with their life. Heading to a nearby club, she knocked on the back door with the explanation that she did not want to alarm their patrons, and very calmly asked to be taken to a hospital before losing consciousness.

The man who opened the door, DJ Cruz-Dutton, stayed by their side as they recovered from their injuries. At the end of the day, she was told that she was lucky to be alive, but now has permanent damages to her synthetic body that occasionally makes her limbs—in particular her hands—glitch out.

Especially with Qrow gone, their former employers were relentless in trying to get Val back, but DJ and his wife Dahlia point blank refused to hand them over. This caused a permanent rift between the Duttons and the Dallas mob.

They were officially adopted by the Duttons, joining the ranks with their three older siblings—Ian, Ike, and Zel—as well as their honorary sister Eva.

She learned how to play the guitar as a way of practicing her fine motor skills. Along with her siblings and Eva, they formed a band called Three By Five (jokingly known as Eva and the Train Robbers) in which Val is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist. They frequently play at the club where they also all work.

MISC

Val's signature look is two high ponytails, a badass jacket, and a baseball bat with the word 'JUSTICE' on it. (Yes, they are very much inspired by Harley Quinn.)

#bio: val #cyberplexintro

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nitrozem · 1 year ago

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The BOLD THE FACTS

The Rules are simple! Tag people and name a character you want to know more about! If you want to let the person you tagged decide who to showcase, then don’t name a character and they can pick somebody. Easy! The person who is tagged will then bold the remarks below which apply to their character &, if they want to, include a picture with their reply!

omg thank you for the tag @theosconfessions I love these!

Anthony "Tony" Leeds

[ PERSONAL]

$ Financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty

✚ Medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged / non applicable

(he's mostly alright besides his smoking habit)

✪ Class or Caste: upper / middle / working / unsure / other

✔ Education: qualified / unqualified / studying / other

(High School Drop out)

✖ Criminal Record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no / has committed crimes, but not caught yet / yes, but charges were dismissed

(Spent much of his youth stealing cars, been in drunken fights, he's probably done it all except a murder maybe)

[ FAMILY]

◒ Children: had a child or children / has no children / wants children

(one daughter, Juni Que, the only other human he genuinely loves/cares about, spoils that kid)

◑ Relationship with Family: close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased

◔ Affiliation: orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent / not applicable

(using the term raised loosely, they spent more time drinking and arguing with each other to pay much attention to him)

[ TRAITS + TENDENCIES]

♦ extroverted / introverted / in between

(hates interacting with people, but charismatic when he needs to manipulate someone)

♦ disorganized / organized / in between

♦ close minded / open-minded / in between

(He's very stubborn, only those he care about can get him to somewhat have an open mind)

♦ calm / anxious / in between

(he's got enemies so he's on alert for himself but mostly for his kid)

♦ disagreeable / agreeable / in between

♦ cautious / reckless / in between

♦ patient / impatient / in between

(the DMV is his hell)

♦ outspoken / reserved / in between

♦ leader / follower / in between

(He does not like to lead nor does he like to follow, he is his own boss)

♦ empathetic / vicious bastard / in between

(his empathy is only reserved for his daughter, everyone else can kick rocks)

♦ optimistic / pessimistic / in between

♦ traditional / modern / in between

♦ hard-working / lazy / in between

♦ cultured / uncultured / in between / unknown

♦ loyal / disloyal / unknown

(would sell you to satan for one corn chip)

♦ faithful / unfaithful / unknown

(9/10 he is unfaithful, but it is possible for him to be faithful if he finds the right match...)

[ BELIEFS]

★ Faith: monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic

☆ Belief in Ghosts or Spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✮ Belief in an Afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

✯ Belief in Reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

❃ Belief in Aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care

(dude be reading the conspiracy theories a lot)

✧ Religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious

❀ Philosophical: yes / no

[ SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION ]

❤ Sexuality: heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual

❥ Sex: sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable / naive and clueless

♥ Romance: romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable /naive and clueless / romance suspicious

(truthfully he is pretty sus of everyone, especially anyone who wants to actually date him? Has no idea how to handle that lol)

❣ Sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious

⚧ Potential Sexual Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

⚧ Potential Romantic Partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all

[ ABILITIES ]

☠ Combat Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

(has been in a couple fights, good swing with a baseball bat, carries a pistol as a precaution cause he lives a dangerous neighborhood)

≡ Literacy Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✍ Artistic Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

✂ Technical Skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

(he was a devious little hacker in high school and is very good working with computers and programming still, an aggressive nerd honestly)

[ HABITS ]

☕ Drinking Alcohol: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / Alcoholic

☁ Smoking: tried it / trying to quit / quit / never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / Chain-smoker

✿ Recreational Drugs: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / addict

✌ Medicinal Drugs: never / no longer needs medication / some medication needed / frequently / to excess

☻ Unhealthy Food: never / special occasions / sometimes / frequently / binge eater

$ Splurge Spending: never / sometimes / frequently / shopaholic

♣ Gambling: never / rarely / sometimes / frequently / compulsive gambler

I am bad at tagging people but I will try lol (i feel awkward, anyone disregard if you already did it/don't want to do it, or do it if you see it and consider yourself tagged, boom!) @simarcana @simulation-machine @weisskralle

#tagged #oc: tony #i love any opportunity to talk about my silly little guys

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Name: Wendell Davis Cartwright

Nickname: Dell

FC: Luka Sabbat

Age: Twenty-Seven

Birthday: November 19th

Gender & Pronouns: Cisgender Male, He/Him/His

Sexual & Romantic Orientation: Pansexual Panromantic

Occupation: Owner of Ruby’s Diner, often picks up odd jobs around town when he needs help making ends meet.

Neighborhood: Willowdale. He’s a little more financially stable now than when he was at the time he bought his house. It was intended to be just a starter home but considering that he and his late wife lived in it together he can’t bear to leave it behind.

Positive Personality Trait(s): Dedicated, Compassion, Fortitude, Diligent, Curiosity

Negative Personality Trait(s): Pessimistic, Emotional, Envious, Over-Protective, Melancholic

Extras:

- Has an M tattooed on in the inside of his right bicep

- Still wears his wedding ring

BIOGRAPHY

This bio contains mentions of drug use, blood, pregnancy + birth complications, and death.

Wendell ‘Dell’ Cartwright was born to Ruth and George Cartwright in Stillwater, CA shortly after his father finished settling back into civilian life after serving as a soldier in WWII. He brought some much needed joy to his father after enduring all the harrowing events of the war and thus revitalized his parent’s marriage. An outgoing little boy right pretty much right off the bat the only child would entertain guests with his playful antics and seemingly insatiable curiosity. His company was well enjoyed by his parent’s friends and family, as well as those who occupied his neighborhood.

As he aged into some independence he took quickly to ‘adventuring’ around the town with his friends, often getting into trouble as they rarely ever knew when enough was enough. Though serious damage was rarely ever done, aside from the baseball through Mrs. Schofield’s window… Just as he had when he was a child, Dell had an urge to get as much out of life as he could possibly manage. Voracity to learn simply possessed him to a near fault. Only through his ability to harness it to his academic benefit was he able to convince those around him that it was a positive asset instead of a deficit.

Soon high school rolled around and he was ready to take it on with the same enthusiasm as he had his earlier schooling. The first two years were business as usual, until his desire to explore led him to the world of substances. Marijuania, LSD, shrooms, even the occasional bump of cocaine all soon drifted into his world thanks to a friend of a friend. As much as his parents despised this behavior, Dell refused to let his habits derail his life and in stereotypical stubborn teenager fashion, he also wanted to prove his parents wrong about drugs ruining his life. It was a balancing act, but he did manage to keep his school performances at the very least consistent with his record if not better. The use of hallucinogens actually aided his performance in subjects such as art and music. He would discover that this was a passion of his, though he wasn’t very naturally good at either he would toil away at the guitar or a sketchbook and charcoal until he was ‘adjacent to acceptable’ as he would always say.

During his senior year his life was filled with color in both the metaphorical sense as he was as socially outgoing as he ever was, often stopping by multiple parties or friends’ houses each day, and in the literal sense as he continued to experiment with psychedelics and artwork. One evening he ended up at a house party hosted by someone he didn’t know, listening to the music and enjoying the libations when something else caught his eye.

A female peer that he had seen here and there in school, but never really seen like he was that night. The way she moved uninhibited to the music and simply thriving off of the energies in the living room that night drew him in. Certain events of that night were not committed to his memory, likely due to the influences he was under, but he certainly recalled meeting her on the dance floor and taking her offered hand. The two of them pulled into one another’s worlds and beginning to meld. Eventually moving from the main area of the party to a quieter place where their lips met repeatedly to a similar rhythm as their bodies had due to the music. When the sun lifted up over the horizon the following morning she and Dell woke up on the couch with limbs entangled with one another. Sobered in more ways than one, they introduced themselves a bit more formally. Her name was revealed to be Mary Ford, and soon she was all he could think about. They found that they shared multiple interests besides just the use of psychedelics. Mary also found herself possessed by the voracity, the hunger, for life. To Dell she was perfect, and she felt the same for him.

Dell and Mary started going steady soon after. Their romance drew attention from across the school. Both of them were a wild child on their own, together they were a force to be reckoned with. However both of them were often too drawn up in one another to be worried about conflict with anyone else.

The summer after their high school education came to a close they each put the entirety of their funds into a large purchase. A red VW van. While their former classmates headed off for college or the workforce, Dell and Mary spent their first year of complete independence heading for unfamiliar spaces up and down California’s coast. Nothing but their van and each other by their sides.

Their impulsive and fiery lifestyle began to slow down towards the next fall, the two of them were nineteen and ready to continue their taking on of the world. After a sudden and unusual bout of carsickness from Mary altered them to the fact that their duo was set to become a trio. Any fear and unpreparedness they felt was overshadowed by the excitement they held for the burgeoning life they were now anticipating. Despite the new development they continued their ventures across the state, documenting their story for their unborn child with Mary’s polaroid.

When her due date was slowly beginning to approach and the realization that they could not raise a family inside of a van, the couple returned to their mutual hometown where their announcement was made for them by the undeniable presence of a bump beneath Mary’s shift dress. After selling their beloved van they use the profit to place a downpayment on a home and a marriage license. Officially making them Mr. and Mrs. Cartwright.

As they decorated a nursery with the play of a radio behind them they became enamored with a certain song. Ruby Baby by Dion. They had heard the tune before and it was always a favorite of theirs, but now it felt even more meaningful as the two became convinced that Mary would give birth to a daughter who would be an equally loved namesake for the song they adored. While their instinct would indeed prove them right later on, neither one of them were able to predict the harrowing circumstances that their child would make her way into the world through.

In the middle of the night Dell was awoken by Mary white-knuckling his arm as pain gripped her body. Their faded yellow sheets that covered their bed were becoming saturated with blood. Something was horribly wrong.

Dell took his wife to Stillwater General as fast as he was able to, minutes after their arrival Mary was whisked away from a vast hallway. Only managing to shout a frantic profession of his love after her before she disappeared from his sight, it would be the last time that he was able to set eyes on her alive.

An agonizingly long wait later in a sterile waiting room and an equally sterilely dressed doctor approached Dell and shattered his world with three simple words.

“I’m so sorry…”

The explanation of how Mary had undetected placenta previa with placenta accreta, an overwhelmingly fatal combination, had meant that no matter what they wouldn’t have been able to have saved her fell on a largely unaware Dell. It felt like he was underwater, almost forgetting to even breath through his hysterics, unable to focus on the words as he thought of how the love of his life was suddenly ripped away from him.

And then the doctor broke through the ice surrounding his brain with the news that he was now a father to a healthy baby girl. Nearly instantly he rose to his shaky feet and asked to see her.

The doctor complied with the request and Dell was soon meeting his daughter in the hospital’s nursery. Cradling her tiny body in his arms, the confusing flood of love he had for her now mixed with the devastation in his chest. Neither one dulling the intensity of the other.

He considered the temptation of naming her after her mother, but it seemed there was only enough room for one Mary Cartwright in both the world at large and in his heart. Not to mention it felt like a disservice to go back on the promise they had made to one another to name her after their the song that had become the soundtrack to their lives the last few months. So he found a compromise of honor both their agreement and his sweetheart by bestowing the name Ruby Elaine Cartwright. Passing on Mary’s own middle name onto their child.

Dell’s parents were a great support in the immediate months following Ruby’s birth, helping him settle into parenthood and single parenthood all at once. Soon he developed a rhythm of attending to her needs and not forgetting his own. It didn’t feel right, raising Ruby without Mary, but it was now his reality. There was no avoiding that. His father in particular helped him out with getting back on his feet. He showed Dell the ropes of fatherhood and took him under his wing in the world of business, imparting various aspects of knowledge about said world as Mr. Cartwright himself worked in business management.

Using what he learned he was able to begin to not feel as though he was no longer drowning, at least when it came to paying his bills. Dell continued to work alongside his father until about three years ago when he decided to put the money he had held onto to good use, eventually coming across an investment that felt almost cosmically fated to come into his possession when the owners of a local restaurant were looking to sell. Thus leading to how Dell became the owner of the aptly named, Ruby’s Diner.

Since then he’s been splitting his time between his now eight year old daughter and managing the diner. He’s also trying not to forget to spend a little time on himself as well. Managing the still healing wound of losing Mary with therapy and self-expression via music and art. Though his daughter has always been, and always will be, his number one priority, much like her mother once was.

#intro: dell cartwright #death tw #drug use tw #pregnancy tw #pregnancy issue tw #not 100% that last one applies but better safe than sorry

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superwingshine-world · 2 years ago

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Elemental Hunter Characters Introduction

Elemental Hunter are new villain team replaced Rival Wings in S6 in my AU. They're group of villains with 1 boss are Solomon and 8 other core members are Jacob, Cyan, Sylvan, Estelle, Fuchsia, Velvet, Copper and Labrador. Their mission are travel around the world and the universe, finding Elemental Jewels, seal, take power from them to using for their own plan rule the universe. And this is them:

1. Solomon:

Gender: Male

Age: 45/ more 1000 year old

Sexuality: None (he doesn't care about that)

Affiliation: Leader of Elemental Hunter

Race: Demon half-human

Ability: Control element power (specially dark power), teleportation, transform into vehicle or dragon form depend to his enemy, lazer firing...

Color: Black and Purple

Personality: Evil, intrigue, insidious

- Solomon is demon live in the deepest part of universe, who has lived for thousand years in space until he revived to get his target rule the universe. He willing do anything to get his target, even sacrificing his subordinates. He came to Earth with determination ruling the world start from Earth but he has to crash with his biggest enemy that made his conspiracy rule the universe started from Earth are the biggest mistake - Super Wings and got defeated by them in the final battle.

2. Jacob:

Gender: Male

Age: 39

Sexuality: Straight

Affiliation: Hunter/Hunter Team leader

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Military Jeep

Ability: Super strength, flexibility, control element powers, summon weapon by energy, martial art, transform into vehicle or robot form.

Color: Dark brown

Personality: Evil, greedy, aggressive, insidious

Weapon: Sword, baseball bat, missiles

- Jacob - the strongest hunter in Elemental Hunter, also leader of hunter team. Come from Universe 35, who has spent all his childhood for training into a mighty warrior but no one considered his carrier, he has left his hometown and followed Solomon, become his subordinate and a core member of Elemental Hunter with his professional fighting skills, he has become Super Wings's and Elemental Guardians biggest trouble. He's got defeated by Jett and his team.

3. Cyan:

Gender: Male

Age: 28

Sexuality: Bisexual

Affiliation: Hunter and Mechanic

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Jet plane (look like Chase)

Ability: Control element power, transform into vehicle or robot form, using gun, rifle and crossbow, repairing machine and technology device with Labrador and Fuchsia (although he doesn't like her and Fuchsia too)

Color: Cyan blue

Personality: Intelligent, overthinking, serious (in repairing machine and technology stuff)

Weapon: Sniper, shotgun, crossbow

- Genius mechanic from Universe 18, a world full of machine and technology, Cyan has been exposed to machine and technology since childhood and he repairing or creating new devices for team. Cyan also a talented sniper who good in long length combat. He's Astra's biggest enemy cuz Astra's fighting style are all long length combat and she good at technology like Cyan. She considered Cyan as fusion of Lumin and Holly - two mechanic of Rival Wings. After many times he got tortured by Solomon, with Estelle, he decided to betray the hunters and with Super Wings and Golden Boy but later got killed by Fuchsia because her wish become only mechanic working for Solomon.

4. Sylvan:

Gender: Male

Age: 31

Sexuality: Pansexual

Affiliation: Hunter

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Military Plane

Ability: Control element power, super speed, flexibility, transform into vehicle or robot form.

Color: Silver

Personality: Eager to win, cunning

Weapon: Spear

- A speed hunter from Universe 22, Sylvan aka Silver Hunter are the fastest member of Elemental Hunter, who has responsibility causing trouble for Super Wings by his speed. He's Jett's biggest enemy and later got defeated by him.

5. Estelle:

Gender: Female

Age: 32

Sexuality: Straight

Affiliation: Huntress

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Shift car

Ability: Control element power, super strength, controling star and meteor, teleportation, turn herself into stars, cooking, transform into vehicle or robot form.

Color: Violet and light yellow

Personality: Calm, consciously, like joking everyone (like Golden Boy)

Weapon: Broadsword, rapier

- A star and astrology lover girl huntress from Universe 10, Estelle likes to become a shining star on the sky and the best chef but everything changed when a terrorist group on her planet attacked her hometown and took her parents life away and extinguished her hope, she has no reason to live until Solomon invited her into Elemental Hunter, opened the way for Element Huntress of Star - Estelle. She's Lime's biggest enemy in Elemental Hunter cuz she and Lime has same fighting skills but she no longer hate Lime and Lime know she didn't wrong. After stayed on the Earth for a long time, she start understand more about Earth people when she was saved by a Earth little girl after got kicked out by Solomon for failed the mission and decided to help Super Wings defeat Solomon with Cyan because she know he don't want to live with torture again. Unfortunately, she has been killed by Solomon for betrayed him.

6. Fuchsia:

Gender: Female

Age: 37

Sexuality: Lesbian

Affiliation: Mechanic and Huntress

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Freight Plane

Ability: Control element power, repairing machine and technology stuff, teleportation, transform into vehicle or robot form, super speed.

Color: Fuchsia pink

Personality: Intelligent, crazy, loyal to Solomon, hot headed

Weapon: Lazer gun, shield, dagger, baseball bat

- Fuchsia was an orphan girl live in Universe 4. Since she was young, she has a interested with technology and machine with her wish become a mechanic. In her childhood, with other orphan, she created a small machine can helped them stole everyone money. But when she met Solomon, her life has changed into new chapter when he invited her to Elemental Hunter as a mechanic. She's really grateful for Solomon for helping her life and loyal to him, even though she know he is a demon. She really hate Cyan for his overthinking but Solomon forced her have to work with him and Labrador so she had to do because her loyalty to her master. But her carrier for destroy the world with her inventory has been off after been defeated by Donnie - her biggest enemy in Super Wings.

7. Velvet:

Gender: Female

Age: 24

Sexuality: Lesbian

Affiliation: Spy and Huntress

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Spy Helicopter

Ability: Control element power, super speed, invisibility, ability to turn herself into flower petals, control flower, transform into vehicle or robot form.

Color: Vermilion red

Personality: Intelligent, mysterious, cool

Weapon: Rose cloak, shotgun, lazer gun

- A mysterious spy from Universe 21, Velvet are the most elite spy ever in universe and she's Scarlet from Rival Wings best friend. With her spy skills (like Chase from SW and Blair from RW), she many times causing trouble for Super Wings and Elemental Guardians. Also, she join Elemental Hunter just for fun cuz she find this interesting. Velvet doesn't care about life and would like to destroy it (except flower), opposite with Dizzy - her enemy. Velvet likes rose so she always has a rose on her hat. She is one of survivors of the hunters after Solomon got defeated by Super Wings. She left Earth and started her journey finding her interested in universe.

8. Copper:

Gender: Male

Age: 27

Sexuality: Gay

Affiliation: Hunter

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Adventure jeep

Ability: Control element power, super strength, hunting skills, transform into vehicle or robot form, swing on vines.

Color: Copper and brown

Personality: Cool, mysterious, eager

Weapon: Sling shot, crossbow

- A young hunter from Universe 10, Copper has been trained to be hunter since he was young that's why he can swing on vines, far jumping from long distance... Like Velvet, he joins Elements Hunter just for fun and at the end of S6, he with Velvet and Labrador left Earth but Copper back to his hometown. With his hunting skills, he's caused many trouble to Super Wings.

9. Labrador:

Gender: Male

Age: 27

Sexuality: Gay

Affiliation: Mechanic and Hunter

Race: Alien

Type of vehicle: Small space ship

Ability: Control element power, invisibility, disguise, repairing machine and technology device, transform into vehicle or robot form, control gravity

Color: Chocolate brown

Personality: Intelligent, shy, hard-working

Weapon: Lazer gun

- Labrador is a genius inventor of Universe 10 and he's Copper's best friend. They're grown up together in a world that of technology and people carelessness. He's join Elemental Hunter with his friend cuz he want to helping his friend (also his bf) do something useful. With his intelligence and his inventing talent, he created many useful device for his teammates. He also a hunter but not joining fight usually, except being forced. After the final battle, he with Copper and Velvet leave Earth and back to their hometown.

#super wings #ocs #villains ocs

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ofsupernovcs · 4 months ago

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basics:

full name: Kol Mikaelson (Taeho Han is his vessel)

gender: Cis man

pronouns: he/him

sexuality: pansexual

aesthetics: baseball bats, leather jackets, toothpick in moth

age: 1,000 (the vessel is thirty five)

zodiac sign: gemini

occupation: florist

species: hybrid

appearance:

faceclaim: hong jonghyun

height: 6'4

build: endomorphic

eyes: brown

hair:medium length

piercings: ears (several)

style: phantom of the opera esque (like tweed vests but bloody tweed vests you get me)

personality:

traits: vengeful, sarcastic, flirtatious,

labels / tropes: the black sheep

likes: depends on his mood

dislikes : depends on his mood

Peronality + things to know

So right now I hadn't really caught up on The Orginals so we'll say semi canon for right now

Still very violent and very self serving

Is currently stuck in a body of a recently comatose Taeho Han

He really hates his job and skips when he can

Still a fruit cake and unhinged

Honestly approach with caution

Connections:

Former people in Dr. Han's life

Friends

Pinatas ( I mean fighting buddies)

People to bother

Anything really

#intro;kol #(tbh hadn't written an intro for a canon in 10000000 years so we are winging it)

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majestydeerakuma · 10 months ago

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Okie dokie, here's some headcanons on the OG5 YDKJ hosts

Cookie Masterson

-Birthday is December 18th

-Age 46

-5’7ft

-Bisexual

-He gets super excited when he sees cats!

-He’s still with Binjpipe

-The binjpipe headband on his head can brainwash him

-He has an older twin brother named Cinnamon. Cinnamon hosts Champ’d Up

-Cookie has autism and possibly ADHD

-This dude will eat almost anything even if he’s lactose intolerant, he does not give a shit

-He has had so many hyperfixations and he’s the only one who has kept count of them

Schmitty

-Birthday August 8th

-Age 47

-6’3ft

-Bisexual

-He’a part Quip thanks to events that had happened to him (well, I haven’t finished writing my Quiplash stories but there is a villain in the story and I have yet to figure out what exactly happened to make Schmitty part Quip)

-He’s a rat person

-anger issues

-his humor is very simple

-He has a whole amusement park dedicated to Quiplash called “Quipland”. He sells Quiplash merch there! Every Friday night, in the Quipland circus, a game of Quiplash is hosted with the Quips/comedians (which I do have interprets of as well)

-He is very insecure and constantly worries that people don’t love Quiplash or him (if he found out about the Jackbox fandom, he’d be very surprised and probably cry because people love him)

-fucking despises emoticons

-He despises Redacted after what had happened in TMP2! He still has nightmares involving TMP2

-He has met Dandelion before…it got chaotic…

-Master Mentalist is Schmitty’s distant cousin (this one is actually canon but thought to mention it, lol! And also have some lore behind MM and why he didn’t show up to cheer Schmitty on when Quiplash first started)

Guy Towers

-Birthday September 4th

-Age 45

-6’6ft

-Bisexual

-Big sports dude, like he has played many sports

-Autistic

-He wears the outfit I drew him in just because it’s comfortable…and cool

-He has beaten someone up with his baseball bat before

-He is retired from hosting however, he almost got dragged in by Binjpipe. The tower in Mad Verse City was Guy’s tower given to him by Binjpipe and was meant to be a guard tower so Guy could communicate to Binjpipe who to capture, however, Guy didn’t understand this in time because a robot destroyed the tower and almost killed Guy…

-He is very fast when running and very strong! He works out often and well, has played a lot of sports as mentioned before

-He is friendly outside YDKJ but he becomes Buzz’s fear on National Throw Short People Day

Nate Shapiro

-Birthday ????

-Age 47

-6’4ft

-Bisexual

-wears colored contact lenses, his actual eye color is a viridian green

-He did not have a good home life

-He always teased Buzz for fun and never meant any harm when doing so

-He is still with Binjpipe

-He has a very bad sleep schedule…

-He never found out that Buzz was a guard for Binjpipe…if he did though…he would be furious

-He loves music a lot. He mainly listens to ABBA and heavy metal

-He can play guitar

-He will celebrate his birthday multiple times a year just to screw with everyone. Only Buzz knows when Nate’s birthday truly is but Buzz finds it entertaining that Nate celebrates multiple times a year and joins in on the joke and celebrates with him. Also…Buzz is worried Nate may have forgotten when his birthday is…

Buzz Lippman (the goober, aaa-)

-Birthday June 7th

-Age 44

-5’4ft

-Pansexual

-Got bullied when he was younger

-He has three older sisters and a younger brother…all of them found Buzz to be strange

-Buzz was a wild child as a kid, constantly going on adventures in the backyard, not minding if his clothes got dirty and climbing things

-He’s autistic

-He’s trans FTM

-He is very talented when it comes to writing and drawing surprisingly

-He reads often and plays video games, he knows so much on Pokemon and Mario 64 (especially M64 speedrunning and the “every copy is personalized” trend)

-He had Nate stay at his place after he found out Nate was homeless

-His hair used to be long and it grows back sometimes…currently, as of 2024, his hair is long and has been unmotivated to cut it

-He hates loud noises yet will listen to loud music. He listens to Vocaloid music often

-He escaped Binjpipe and is currently trying to figure out how to save Nate and Cookie

-Yes, he has a dead name…and I even feel guilty muttering it so I’m not gonna say it

-Buzz is surprisingly sweet and kind despite his occasional envy. He is also introverted

Tell me about your headcanons on YDKJ hosts while I'm drawing pls

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shittysawtraps · 3 years ago

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Hello Joe. Your child is chronically ill, but you insist that they just aren’t getting enough exercise. You have also claimed that their autism, ADHD, and dyspraxia make any situation a problem, and make any problem bigger. In addition to this, you have made several queerphobic and misogynist comments about your child’s asexuality and gender, and your wife’s pansexuality. You have also mentally and physically abused your child and wife and was absent for your child’s entire childhood. So absent that their earliest memory of you is from when they were ten. That’s a pretty long time to skip out on parenting your kid, Joe.

Because you have hurt your family in so many ways, today your family will hurt you! Your wife’s weapon of choice is poison, as she has described her relationship with you as “poisonous.” That poison is already coursing through your veins, rendering you immobile. Your child is simply going to beat you to death with the baseball bat that you threatened to break their school laptop with.

But! Like being a good parent, there is a way out of this. You can have a ten-minute conversation with your child and wife about how you treated them. If you say anything negative about them, imply that either of them have anything wrong with them, or yell at them, your kid is just going to beat you up. I mean, this is literally the easiest saw trap ever. Just be nice to your kid and you—are you kidding? I didn’t even let them talk to you yet and you start off with a slur? Fuck it, just kill him. Whatever.

#submission #shitty saw traps #child abuse

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creepypastalover97 · 2 years ago

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Ok time for another creepypasta au headcannon

Today’s headcannon is going to be special, because this headcannon involves two proxies at the same time.

Today we will be exploring rogue(heather) and Wilson the basher.

Also just going to put this out there, but heather and Wilson are married in my au. Now if you remember in one of my other headcannons I mentioned that proxy relationships are only allowed as long as it doesn’t get in the way of their work.

Now let’s get on with the headcannon.

Wilson the basher:

. but Wilson is a chronic dumbass. like I mean a certified dumbassTM. that's how rouge found out they were moronsexual

. Doesn’t take shit seriously, like he is always late or trying to get out of proxy training.

. The power he developed was shape-shifting.

. Wilson is a straight up hopeless romantic. Thank God Heather Liked him.

. He is the tallest out of the proxies (6’3)

. he played baseball as a teen - that’s where his bat comes from.

. he’s from a family of eight kids. He’s the middle child.

. Wilson calls Heather "heather Chandler" to get on her nerves and everyone else joined in lol

. Was probably the bully in elementary school

. Every time he even vaguely mentions something he did in high school Tim will be like:

“oh you were a stoner??? Name every stone."- masky

And it annoys him so much lol

. He was such a bastard as a kid oml

. Like he was constantly in detention and being grounded for doing stupid shit. Its okay he's a well adjusted individual now. He may kill people but it's okay no one's perfect

. Please do not trust him in the kitchen he will set it on fire

. His mom had a resting :3 face which is where he got it from, She was also a bimbo but tbh a great mom

. Sometimes he zones out and makes irritated faces because of what he's thinking about

. He's pansexual

. He had a little sister who he adored

. He was a good kid but he had terrible friends. When his friends left him in the woods he definitely called his friends after they left him like:

“YOU GUYS WHAT THE FU-" - Wilson

Rogue:

. She is very chaotic

. Is the mom of the more younger proxies

. When rouge found Wilson she really went up to the Slenderman with Wilson slung over her shoulder and asked:

“ can I keep this one?”- rouge

. Rouge has to constantly keep Wilson out of trouble. They're the brain cell of the relationship

. She can’t swim and she has mild aquaphobia.

. Rouge has come across a bleeding proxy more than once. It’s why she carries a medkit with her

. Due to spending quite the few years being one of the slenderman’s proxies. She has developed a power: tendrils.

. Doesn’t like loud noises

. Is a master of parkour. (Currently teaching Circe)

Rouge and Wilson the basher marriage headcannons:

. Wilson gets really Lovey dovy when Heather’s being a badass.

. their Always touching each other in some way. (Not sexual, just affectionate)

. they like to play board games together. Normally encourage the children to as well.

. Rouge is always showing Wilson something new and excitedly info-dumping him. Wilson just looks at them with heart eyes the entire time. Wilson is just like:

“Look at my partner! aren't they amazing!? I love them so much!"- wilson

. Once they started dating Wilson Made, Heather watch “heathers” with him. It’s officially their movie.

. They hang out in trees together

. Toby, Cody, Kate, and Circe are basically their children

“how’s the most beautiful Girl in the world?”- Wilson

“she’s about to choke her children, but at least she looks nice” - rouge

“…………….”- toby

“…………….”- kate

“…………….”- cody

“ I SAID SORRY -“ - Circe

Overall these two are quite the lovebirds ❤️

P.s. none of these are canon, so do not take seriously if you don’t want to. If you don’t like, take it somewhere else.

Bye 👋🏻

P.s.s. Go check out Circe’s origin story on archive of our own. It’s called rabbits are not what they seem.

#rouge the proxy #creepypasta world building #slender proxy #creepypasta headcanon #wilson the basher

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incorrect-quotes-batfam-edition · 3 years ago

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What The Batfam Wears at Pride

Since my city’s pride festival was today and the variety in outfits was amazing and gorgeous. (Most things here are actual outfits I

Bruce: ‘Free Dad Hugs’ T-shirt and a bi flag baseball cap

Dick: Pansexual flag cape and ‘Kiss Me Bro’ T-shirt

Cass: Rainbow scale mail armor

Jason: The (stolen) rainbow batsuit (Look it up, trust me, it’s worth it) (There was someone there in regular Batman cosplay, but having someone do it in anything but the rainbow suit felt like a disservice)

Tim: Superboy T-shirt with black shorts, fishnets, and four-inch platform boots

Steph: Bright purple fursuit with bi flag cape (she’s very sweaty but doesn’t regret it for a second)

Duke: Signal costume, but in rainbow 🌈 (He didn’t get out of patrolling that day, but most of the rouges were at Pride so he enjoyed himself)

Damian: Full-length hand-sewn ball gown (Alfred, Cass, and Damian made Cass and Damian’s outfits as a family bonding activity)

Bonus

Barbara: Rainbow EVERYTHING. Bruce ‘paid’ for a custom made rainbow wheelchair

Selina: Pink, purple, and blue skintight leather suit. No one even batted an eye (except Bruce)

Harley: Normal suit but with rainbow face paint

Ivy: Pink white and orange flower dress

Joker: Harley declared his existence as homophobic and nobody pressed charges when she killed him.

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #cassandra cain #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #alfred pennyworth #barbara gordon #harley quinn #poison ivy #selina kyle #joker #pride 2021 #batfamily headcanons #batfamily #batfam

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majestydeerakuma · 10 months ago

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Waaaaaaaaaaa, yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*eats the headcanons*

Yippeeeeeeeee

Waaa, I should drop some of my headcanons for the 5 goobers :DDDDD

Here it comes, wall of words :D