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Hit me up, I’m nasty
I love getting disgusting messages (🍑🍆-pics too - as long as you ask first)
Treat me well and I’ll send you pics and gifs. Again, I’m nasty 😈
I like to make up sexual fantasies and relations while messaging, I’m a switch so I’m a lot of fun 🍭
And if you’re lucky I’ll make you cum again and again, and if you’re really lucky I’ll make myself climax in your company 🍀
I play with myself, please you and deliver really good and hot writing at the same time 🤭
All genders are welcome 😌 [ I’m @thepanbimbo ]
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Los panes de la fama 🍞 🤳🏻 Por @pichipiccirillo 🤷🏻♂️
🎤 7ma temporada de RISA 🎤
🎭 Sala @konzertcafe del @paseolaplazaok 🎭
🗓️ Sábados 21:30 hs: “Risa por Ellas”. Un show de Stand Up compuesto por comediantes mujeres.
🗓️ Sábados 23:30 hs: “Risa Stand Up”. El tradicional show de Stand Up que viene siendo un éxito con artistas rotativos.
🙂 En nuestra 7ma temporada, y ya habiendo pasado más de 50 comediantes de la escena actual, invitamos en este 2024 a disfrutar y compartir un rato de humor.
👧🏻 Se suma en esta temporada “Risa por Ellas”, una nueva propuesta que se distingue del resto de los shows de Stand Up en un aspecto fundamental: su elenco está compuesto únicamente por comediantes mujeres.
Ambas opciones son ideales para disfrutar con grupos de amigas, amigos, parejas y familia.
🫵🏼 Una selección de los mejores humoristas del circuito de Stand Up nacional e internacional dedicarán una hora cada sábado a hacerte reír.
📍¿Dónde? En la sala Konzert Café del Paseo la Plaza Av. Corrientes 1660 (CABA)
🥂 🍔 Durante la función podrás disfrutar los excelentes tragos y gastronomía que ofrece la sala Konzert Café.
🎟️ Conseguí tu entrada en @plateanet , en @atrapalo.ar o en las boleterías del Paseo la Plaza.
👆🏻 Links en nuestra Bio 👆🏻
¡Te esperamos!
#risacontenidos#risastandup#risa#humor#stand up#chistes comico gracioso standup#stand-up#comedian#comedy#stand up comedy#argentina#buenos aires#paseo la plaza#Konzertcafé#pan bimbo#Pan bimbo artesano#mercado libre#comedia#entretenimento#Humor#algoritmos#influencer
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Sándwich Mixto.
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#Fiambre de Pavo#Jamon York#Mantequilla#Pan bimbo#Pan de Molde#Queso#Queso Gouda#Sándwich#Sándwich de Jamón y queso#Sándwich Mixto
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I LOVE Redheads ! This beautiful transgender woman is so incredible! Her eyes are very pretty!
#sexy redhead#red hair#red head#transgirl#blue eyes#transfem#black mini skirt#trans pride#queer#gay fashion#transgenderwoman#love is love#trans#trans community#bisexuality#gay#pan#bimbo doll#non binary positivity#bisexual#bi pride#bisexual witches#wiccan#wicca#pagan wicca#trans rights#nsft trans#trans are beautiful#trans are women#trans beauty
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CUCURUCHO/OSITO BIMBO WITH ROIEEER
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Julie: Hey, does Luke have a type?
Reggie: Oh yeah
Alex: His type is people in his band
#julie and the phantoms#julie and the phat ones#julie and the bimbos#julie and the fat ones#julie molina#Alex mercer#reggie peters#luke patterson#julie and luke#luke and Alex#luke and reggie#juke#jukebox#luke is pan#that’s a fact#pan!luke
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Me when ^^^
#HELP. HELP. THE PAN-IC IS UPON ME. HELP.#I do believe it’s my monthly queue to remind you all that I would suck young Matt Hardy’s soul out through his cock#and Jeff Hardy is my favorite purple-hair-pronoun-having laddersexual southern belle#and I am gay as fucking shit for Lita it’s not even funny#even my non-wrestling friends agree with me#so yeah in summary I would let them all drown me just so they could dramatically perform cpr on me#break my fucking ribs you illegally sexy people#like for real Matt is so hot in this with the wet hair#and Jeff you fucking bimbo take off your hat#do you like my reaction meme? feel free to steal it I love making more#matt hardy#jeff hardy#lita#wwe#team xtreme#the hardy boyz
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Calling Peach a Bimbo even positively speaks to some heavy internalized misogyny I think. In what world is a shrewd leader that has intelligence as a key quality and famously wears a modest maxi dress a bimbo. Is it because she wears pink and is blonde? I think they have a word for judging women based on their appearance.
#Princess Peach#Peach Showtime#so many Peach fans are wrong about her and it drives me crazy#girls can be traditionally feminine without being bimbos im begging you people to go touch grass#if you called Peach a bimbo she would hit you with a frying pan
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I was grateful to have captured Courtney Barnett at Bimbos 365 Club. She partnered up with Stella Mozgawa (Warpaint) on her first set, playing some really beautiful instrumentals. Then Courtney dug into some archives on the 2nd set, and the sold-out crowd loved every second of the show.
#courtney barnett#stella mozgawa#end of the day#australian singer#womenwhorock#singersongwriters#folk singer#folk rock#dead pan music#indie rock#alternative rock#dolewave#slacker rock#bimbos 365 club#soundchecksf#mnpr magazine#ravendivito#rockinshots#concertphotographer#concertphotography#livemusic#concerts#supportlivemusic#rockandrollphotography#rockandrollphotographer#musicphotographer#concertshots#concertshot#music photography#women photographers
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El peor pecado de la humanidad es hacer que el pan sea dulce por default
#soy yo o los panes que vienen en bolsita cortados son todos ahora re dulces??#hoy comi un bimbo por primera vez en no se cuantos meses#es un cubo de azucar. no lo pude terminar. tenes que tostarlo para que le baje un poco el sabor#lo mismo con el pan de hamburguesa. no tanto. pero que odio cuando salis a comer y el pan es re dulce#donde estan los valores tradicionales
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There is one thing worse than eating cookies or crackers in bed and that is eating store bought rebanadas de mantequilla.
#real rebanadas in pan dulce form and not snack cake form are significantly softer but still crisp#but the store bought Bimbo shit is a MESS#i had to get the hand vacuum alksknssksk
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bimbo!reader and simon facetiming while he’s away and maybe toys are involved 🤭
“Y'need this cock tha' bad, huh? Keep fuckin' yourself.” Simon's voice is filled with need, blown pupils fully focused on his phone screen, watching your legs spread open as a dildo thrusts in and out of your needy, sopping cunt. His grip around his cock tightens, his hand moving faster by the second at the tempting sight of his girlfriend masturbating.
“I miss tha' tight fuckin' pussy, angel.” He groans out, trying his best to stay focused on his phone despite the way his half-lidded eyes threaten to roll into his head as he continues to stroke himself, matching the rhythm of your thrusts. The sound of your whiny moans fills his ears, driving him closer to the edge.
“Show me how fuckin' wet y'are.” The show you're putting for him is camgirl-worthy, taking out the dildo just to slap the tip against your cunt, spreading it with your free hand to show him your dripping slit. Simon's eyes narrow with a mix of arousal and dominance at your obedience, the sounds of his dripping precum mixing in with your slickness.
His strokes become more urgent the moment you start fucking yourself with the dildo again, feeling every single inch of its thickness spreading your cunt open the same way Simon does, your brain shutting down more and more as the tip of the thick dildo keeps hitting your spongy cervix over and over.
“Fuck, 'm close.” He grunts out, his voice so strained that despite not being able to see his face, you can tell he's gritting his teeth. Simon adjusts the camera to give you a better view of his hand moving rapidly over his throbbing cock, mirroring your movements.
Your moans grow louder at the image of Simon's cock leaking precum like a broken faucet, watching as he lifts his tight black shirt, exposing his muscular stomach to you while his hand only moves down his shaft faster.
Your free hand goes down to your puffy clit, rubbing it in circles while you fuck yourself harder and deeper with the dildo, purposely hitting your needy cervix over and over. It doesn't take long for your orgasm to wash over you, cunt tightening up around the plastic cock, pleasure coursing through your veins.
“Good girl.” He rasps, watching with a mix of desire and satisfaction as you ride out your orgasm, your pretty moans growing louder. You can hear Simon's breathing becoming labored as he jerks off, finally succumbing to his own release. His muscular body tenses up as he spills his seed all over his hand and stomach, a guttural groan leaving his lips.
Rustling is heard as Simon's camera pans to his face, managing to give you a tired smile as he lays down, not having the energy to clean up the mess that he made just yet.
“Havin' fun, eh, LT?” Johnny's voice can be heard from a distance, making Simon almost drop his phone and give you a quick look before the call disconnects— off to beat Johnny's ass for interrupting his already limited time with you.
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#simon riley x bimbo!reader#cod mw2#simon ghost riley#ghost mw2#call of duty#simon riley#simon ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#stray answers#ghost cod#cod mwii#ghost x bimbo!reader#bimbo!reader#bimbo reader#ghost simon riley#simon x reader#simon fluff#ghost call of duty#ghost mw3#ghost mwii#mw2 ghost#simon riley headcanons#simon riley cod#ghost x female reader#ghost x reader#ghost x you#ghost x y/n#mw2 x reader#mw2 smut#mw2 2022
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Pretty in Pink
Warnings: romance and everything that comes with it, bimbo!reader vibes
Notes: omg a semi-decent length fic? And I just posted yesterday?! 😱 guys I’m actually gonna-
The alarm was set, pink, hello kitty shaped. 30 minutes left on the timer until the first pizza was done. John would be home in 45 minutes. That was, like, a long time to set the table and everything. It wasn’t often John let you cook dinner. Usually you were relegated to sitting on the couch and watching your shows while John rolled up his sleeves and got the frying pans out. It wasn’t that you couldn’t cook.
It was just that, like, John said he didn’t want you miss your shows and stuff.
Tempted, your eyes drifted to your usual spot on the couch. The warm, fuzzy, chunky knit blanket sat invitingly against the soft cushions, the remote looking at you as if to urge you on. You would just watch half an episode or something.
The sounds of the tv blaring wasn’t something that was unusual for John to hear coming home. Overdramatic, lilting voices echoed through the door of your apartment even before he had the key in the lock. His back ached, tired from years of service and sitting at a desk all day to reports Kate had forced him to finally look at.
But it was worth it.
Worth the headache dealing with new recruits, worth it sorting through the legal papers trying to clear the squad for a new mission. Worth the bullet holes. Worth it because he got to come home to you.
His pretty little bird.
He’d kept you all tucked away the moment he saw you fumbling with your umbrella at the bus stop, too distracted by the music in your headphones to notice the strap was still buttoned. He’d added you to his military papers and his will after your first date later that week.
John opened the door wordlessly, kicking off his boots being careful not to get dirt on the carpet, your pouting voice still in his head. It was warm. A candle lit in the entryway, the sweet scent of strawberries coating his nose.
“You here, sweetheart?” He called out, gliding through the apartment towards the living room.
“Baby! I missed you so much!” You squealed, hopping up excitedly, the blanket around your shoulders falling to the floor. You were just where John had expected you to be, the light from the tv dancing across your face.
So fucking pretty.
Two large hands held your cheeks as you bounded up to him. Pressing a kiss to the top of your head, he pulled your smaller body flush to his. With a deep breath, John inhaled the sugary smell that seemed to seep out of your pores, running his rough hands down the silk nightie you were wearing to cup the flesh of your ass.
“This f’me?” You giggled in response. God, he loved that fucking giggle.
“Thought you’d like it, daddy.” With a chirp, you leaned up on your tippy toes and pressed a kiss to his scruffy jaw.
Taking the opportunity, John snaked a hand up your throat, gripping the tender flesh and forcing his tongue into your mouth. There was something soothing, as twisted as it was, to have something pure and naive to come home to. To him, you were like a reminder that a world existed outside of his work.
And you made such pretty noises.
No matter how many times John had kissed you before, you always seemed to react like a lamb just learning to walk. All flushed cheeks and stumbling words. And it was even better since you were so obvious in your lust. After just a few seconds, you were already pawing at the corded muscles of his shoulders, demanding more and more.
But it wasn’t your fault when he was, like, so hot and stuff. You know?
Your legs hit the back of the couch, John forcing you onto your back, putting a pillow under your head before attacking your neck with kisses. The scratchy burn of his beard against your skin had you pressing your hips up, searching for that friction you needed.
“That’s it, luv. Just got home an’ you’re already needy, huh?” The words had your head spinning, a mewl slipping past your lips.
“Make those pretty noises, sweet girl. God, you’re such a-”
Blaring, high pitched beeps rang out, grating against your ears. John froze for a moment, his body automatically positioning itself to future cover yours, as if to protect you from an unseen threat.
Furrowing your brows, you tried to figure out where the noise was coming from, which was kinda hard when John’s hands were on you and-
Oh, right!
“Oh my gosh! My pizza!” Before he could react, you squirmed out from under him and ran into the kitchen, frantically opening the oven door.
Smoked billowed out, tainting the air and making you cough. You could feel the warmth of John coming to stand behind you, taking the oven mitts from your hands when you went to reach for them.
“Let me do it.”
“But, like-”
“Hush, sweetheart.”
Pulling the now ruined pizza out of the oven, he didn’t even have to look at you to know you had a pout on your face. After cracking open a window, John came back into the kitchen to find you examining the damage done to your beautiful creation. “I was trying to make a heart.”
The frown of your face sent a pang through him, and he could already see the tears welling up in your eyes the more you looked at the blackened and misshapen rock of dough. “S’alright, princess.”
Tugging you into him, one hand went to your hip, the other running through your hair.
“No it’s not. It was supposed to be a surprise for you. Hearts are supposed to be red or.. or, like, pink or something.” Your voice hitched, your bottom lip wobbling. “Not black!”
Trying to hold in his chuckle, Price nodded in sympathy, tucking your head into his burly chest.
“Yeah, but.. I’ve got a good enough heart right in front of me, luvie.���
Squinting your eyes, you looked around, trying to follow John’s gaze. There was the heart shaped salt holder, the dishtowel with hearts on it, the heart on the card next to the flowers he got you last week, the blackened heart shaped pizza, the-
“Luvie.” You blinked up at him. “M’talking about this heart right here.” John cooed at you, pinching your cheek.
A bubble of confusion popped in your head, and you looked from him to the blackened pizza and back again. Silence hung in the air for a second before it was punctured by your giggling.
“Oh, like, um..” He smiled down at you. “Like mine?”
“Yeah, sweetheart. Just like yours.”
#john price x f!reader#captain john price x you#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#john price x y/n#john price x bimbo!reader#oneshot
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Okay, it's late, and I'm going to talk more about Jaiden, Roier, and the QSMP.
At the end of Jaiden's stream, it was revealed that the "he" Cucurucho was talking about was another Cucurucho. A Cucurucho that was "too eccentric" and "lacking perfection"
A lot of people don't know this, but did you know that this isn't the first time we've seen two Cucuruchos and that the second one isn't named Cucurucho?
The only other person who has seen the two of them was none other than Roier. Who had both of them in his house in the early days of the QSMP.
The second Cucurucho, nicknamed Osito Bimbo, is exactly how the first Cucurucho described him. Eccentric. He had a very playful personality and often joked around with Roier, danced and hit him with a pan.
Jaiden has likely met Osito Bimbo before. A day before her last stream, "Cucurucho" approached her and BadBoyHalo and made another survey. During the survey, Jaiden noticed that "Cucurucho" was strangely playful and concluded that he was likely being played by a different admin. I have a feeling that this was actually Osito Bimbo doing the survey.
So we got two white bears.
We got Cucurucho (Stern, mostly professional, no nonsense, uses a gun as his main weapon and has a soft spot for Jaiden)
And Osito Bimbo (Playful, eccentric, likes to dance and fool around, uses a pan as his preferred weapon and has a soft spot for Roier)
It's surely not a coincidence that Roier and Jaiden, who were paired together, are the only ones who've seen both bears in the same area and receive the most amount of positive attention from them.
#jaiden animations#jaiden qsmp#qsmp#qsmp roier#roier#cucurucho#qsmp osito bimbo#q!roier#q!jaiden#badboyhalo#q!badboyhalo
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HIHIHIII 😼!! hru?
anway, idk if you write hc’s or not, but can you do one with feminine male reader x cullen family? like r dresses feminine (biker shorts, crop-tops, skirts, bb belts, dresses, his style is like coquette , etc,,), he’s a vampire, and he is close with the family (a haram for him maybe.)
if not a haram, a platonic setting where they see him as family and sees him as a son/little brother,,
hi anon,
i'm good, thanks! and thank you for your ask. i'm a bit out of practice writing headcanons, so forgive me if this is a little rough around the edges, and maybe a little cringey. (also again this might be a bit short as i'm still getting back into the hang of writing.)
you are loved,
๏siris ☾ ⋆・゚:⋆・゚
— headcanons; feminine male reader
☾ pairing: cullen family x effeminate!male!reader
☾ summary: just some headcanons
☾ warnings: 2nd person (you), polyamorous relationship(?), implied bi/pan reader, bimbo-adjacent reader, very flamboyant reader, reader gets hatecrimed(?), nothing inherently sexual but some slightly suggestive themes, not proofread.
☾ w๏rd c๏unt: 846
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☾ You moved to Forks when you were quite young, as your family needed to get away from "big city" life.
☾ You were actually able to express yourself very freely for such a small town.
☾ Even as a little kid, there was something just a little bit more feminine about you.
☾ And when you were finally able to understand yourself and your taste, that's when it began.
☾ The women's section was your favourite area of any store, and to you, it was just so much nicer than men's clothes.
☾ By the time the Cullens rolled into town in your sophmore year, you were regularly wearing skirts to school. You got teased for it, sure, but it all seemed to roll off of you. You were just so sure of yourself; so confident. And it drew the Cullens in like moths to a flame.
☾ Alice noticed you first; your style was so cute, and she needed to ask where you got that adorable purple top from. She started sitting next to you in class more and you could tell she started developing a small crush on you.
☾ You didn't mind her company, she was so kind that it didn't even matter. You studied and hung out at your house often. When she invited you to *her* house, though, that's when everything turned real for you.
☾ Esme and Carlisle just adored you, and while Rosalie and Edward seemed to show a bit of disdain, Alice assured you that they just needed to warm up to you.
☾ Jasper and Emmet loved to tease you, asking you whether you were a boy or a girl. not that they cared, they "just wanted to know".
☾ Life couldn't be better. You had a nice group of friends, good grades at school, and an impeccable sense of style, at least for 2003.
☾ Some boys visiting from the town over for a volleyball game found you, and they weren't as accepting as your nice little group. Everything happened so quickly that by the time you awoke, you were surrounded by the Cullens.
☾ It had already been a week. They were scared you "weren't going to make it", whatever that meant. You were still just waking up when Carlisle announced that he had no choice, and that you had been turned.
☾ Of course you were devastated. Your family, friends, everything, stripped away from you in almost an instant. For weeks, Alice was your only source of comfort.
☾ When you were finally feeling more comfortable, you moved in with the Cullens under the guise of simple roommates.
☾ Things began happening at random. Items of clothing started appearing in your closet when you hadn't bought anything. Your favourite music and movies would be playing whenever you were home. Eventually, you realized it was everyone trying to make you feel more comfortable.
☾ And soon enough, you were comfortable again. Your style as well as you became more effeminate than it already was with the knowledge of how easy it was to defend yourself.
☾ Rosalie was actually the first person to make a romantic move toward you. She enjoyed your confidence with your cotton candy pinks and your bows and pearl necklaces, and flamboyant personality. She couldn't resist and asked you out on a date.
☾ It ended up being more of a vacation to Seattle, with Emmett and Jasper tagging along. When they saw how Rosalie was treating you, they immediately knew it would be a one-up contest from that point on.
☾ When Alice and Edward finally caught on, it seemed like there was a new clothing item or accessory in your wardrobe every day.
☾ Luckily, it wasn't just that. Edward often bought you CD's and Alice bought you books. Emmett bought you whatever was available, usually bags and pins that he thought you would like. Jasper usually found the best jewelry for you, and Rosalie took care of the clothes, as your style let her experiment a little more with fashion design.
☾ You were one of the very few people who's mind Edward doesn't mind reading. Sometimes this can get a bit carried away...
☾ Jasper also enjoys messing with your emotions every so often, which has led to a few interesting encounters. But, when you're feeling down, he's immediately there to make you feel better.
☾ Carlisle and Esme mostly stay off to the sidelines. However, Esme loves to bake with you; not to eat, obviously, but fundraisers are all the rage, and who doesn't love a good bake sale? She's a kinesthetic learner, so it doesn't surprise you when her hands start to wander a bit.
☾ Carlisle can be a bit of a bore sometimes with all of his technical talk, but you always listen when he tells you about his day. He's willing to do whatever you want, too; and when he eyes you up and down every so often, you smile and pretend not to notice.
☾ All in all, you've found your place easily with the Cullens, and while it's definitely unconventional, all you care about is that you're happy. After a long time, you finally are.
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sorry for the long wait ! i got a bit caught up in life :/ but there should be a bit more of an influx in posts soon :D
#fanfic#x reader#lgbtq#twilight#the twilight saga#edward cullen#edward cullen x reader#jasper hale#jasper hale x reader#rosalie hale#rosalie hale x reader#alice cullen#alice cullen x reader#emmett cullen#emmett cullen x reader#esme cullen#esme cullen x reader#carlisle cullen#carlisle cullen x reader#x male reader#ask response#there are so many tags#๏siris' writings 🪶
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Do you need some Vitamin D? (Incubus! William x Oblivious! F! Reader) [Part 9]
~I'm sorry reader - but know that tomorrow is another day~
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* Want more or something different? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
@ruh--roh-raggy @xp-doggy @redbunny03 @marigold-petalz @seviliet @astinkerofarat @iamnotwiddle @imtiredshow
CW: 18+ MINORS DNI. Fluff, age gap (Reader 20's - William Afton 40's(?)), teratophilia, meet-cute, punny pick-up lines, scenes of working out, minor porn-logic, ditzy! reader, could be classed as bimbo! reader?, size-difference, flirting, monster-lover, sexual innuendos, Monster! AU. Angst
William Afton had successfully kept you away from your apartment for another week, and as he placed the last of the boxes from his car down into the empty space, he wondered how he was supposed to let you go and live your life without waking up in the same house every day.
He thought of every day he made you laugh, how sweet it had sounded, how he had for the first time in many years relished the sound and felt like he was able to relax around somebody that wasn't 'in' on his secret. How good it had felt to thump and twitch and do his silly little bounce that he couldn't quite control when he was excited. He'd cared for you, he'd tried every pick-up line over the past week, trying to play, perhaps a little selfishly, on that hormonal change to potentially forge a connection between the two of you that didn't feel like he was left staring at where you were and wondering if he was getting too old for that shit.
'Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie-pie.'
'Are you made of copper and terillium, because you're CuTe!'
'You must have been speeding, because you've got fine written all over you.'
'Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.'
'You know, you're so small against me even when I'm human. It's okay, I can give you some extra inches.'
But you hadn't batted an eyelid, even at his latest, more lewd attempt. You were infuriating, but William had felt himself growing more and more dejected with each rejection.
Just as you had grown more dejected each time William had rejected you.
You hadn't quite given up yet, Valentines Day was approaching and you had thought about coming out with it and asking him, but you thought that was too direct and didn't follow your plan that you had laid out with Claire. William had received a picture of you cuddling the Spring-Bonnie plush in the room just down from his, you'd even captioned it 'Not as good as the real rabbit'. The text you'd received back was enough to make you sigh loudly enough that William followed up with 'Are you okay?'.
'Yeah, rabbits are pretty cuddly and soft.'
You had been texting Claire when you had the chance, wanting to know that you weren't going crazy when you touched William's arm and smiled up at him, texted him flirtatiously, even tried to make him breakfast one day, much to his delight and then horror as you burnt one of his pans. She was running out of ideas too, and you couldn't help but feel like you were coming to your last resort.
You were going to have to ask William Afton out directly.
But as you turned and looked into his softly smiling face, any bravado you had faded away and left your mouth dry. At least you might get some perspective from your slightly odd landlord, Dave, when he appeared to welcome you into your apartment.
"Well hello sugar, you didn't tell me you were having guests over so soon."
That raspy voice that set you on edge made you look past William and give a polite smile, seeing the lanky, gaunt man leaning against your doorframe. His dark circles looked more bruise like in the low light, and he was wearing an oversized, threadbare sweater than seemed slightly out of place compared to the black slacks he seemed to always wear. Aside from being half-naked the last time you saw him.
"Hi Dave, why don't you come o-"
"Bunny, I wouldn't do that." William growled, making you blink as you had never heard your boss acting like that. The low rumble in the back of his chest made the hair on the back of your neck stand up slightly as Dave simply cocked up head and raised an eyebrow.
"William, what's going on?" You asked, not receiving an answer as the tall, broad man fixed his eyes firmly on the man in front of you both. Blinking as you realised William's eyes were purple and had become slit-pupiled, making you tug at his rolled up shirt sleeve slightly. "Will, your...eyes..."
"My my, you didn't disclose that she knew William. I thought that you said she didn't." Something about the coolness in Dave's voice made your stomach turn uneasily, the two men staring at each other like animals sizing each other up for a fight. But you kept your hand on William's arm and slowly stroked over it to soothe him, practically feeling the reverb coming from his continuous growl that slowly ebbed.
"That was then."
"And this is now. You know, me not coming in is just a courtesy right? You should really introduce her to checking contracts for any...hidden...clauses."
"You wrote yourself entry?"
"Relax, nothing has been signed, has it, sugar?" Dave's darting gaze fixed on you, tilting his head to one side as he gave you that same crooked smile that he had when you first met.
"You're a monster too?" You asked him, watching him shrug and smile lazily as he reached up and tousled his greasy hair before gesturing to himself with one bony hand.
"You're looking at a top class predator, apex if you will. I, sugar, am a vampire." You blinked, the pieces slotting together in your head from years of having to cover literature and then finding out that monsters really did exist. Both of your bosses were different ones, and now your landlord too? And they knew each other? You vaguely recalled that William had said that monsters liked to band together in communities, so you guessed that you were going to be seeing a few more around since there was a monster friendly building in Hurricane.
"Ah, cool."
Dave blinked, his smirk disappearing as he gestured to himself again. His brow slightly furrowed.
"Cool? Did...Did you not hear me? I said, 'I'm a vampire'."
"No, I heard you the first time." Shrugging your shoulders before looking up at William, who was pursing his lips and running his hand over his beard like he was trying desperately not to laugh at the scene before him.
"Are you not...afraid...compelled by my charm and good wit?"
"I mean...I can pretend to be shocked if you want?" You offered innocently, and William couldn't take it any more as he burst into laughter, startling more than Dave's revelation. Smiling broadly up at the incubus as he clutched onto his stomach and leaned against the wall whilst he wheezed, the deep rumbling laugh making your heart throb and ache that you were running out of chances to hear that whenever you wanted.
"Are you even going to be phased if I come around, drinking blood?" He asked, scowling at William, his eyes darting around once more in behaviour that made a lot more sense now that you had context. Shaking your head and shrugging your shoulders again, much to Dave's disappointment. "Fine, alright, I give up. Sugar, you should have all your keys now, apart from the emergency one I have. Give me a call if you need any utilities hooking up, you'll have to invite me in, but you can rescind the invite any time."
You looked at William, who was just recovering from his laughter as he wiped away tears from his eyes, giving you a broad smile and ruffling your hair in that affectionate way that he always seemed to. You remembered what he said about incubi liking touch, which was why so much of your flirting had involved touching his arms and his back. Smiling down at you as he leaned down and bumped his head into yours softly, feeling his stubble scratch against your forehead slightly as he stroked your arms too.
"And here I was, worried that you wouldn't know how to deal with that asshole." You raised an eyebrow at his statement, moving your head slightly so that you could get a better look at Afton's greying hair and now silvery eyes.
"You knew Dave was a vampire?"
"I knew he was picking up property in the area, I just didn't know he would be your landlord." It was only a minor lie on his part, William knew that Dave was there all along, he would never mention the mild stalking Dave had previously done outside of William's house because of his curiosity about you. But, knowing that you now knew, and that you seemed to be aware of how to handle him, William felt less guilty about leaving you in the vampire's watch.
At least, he hoped you would be able to find somebody as happy as you made him.
"So what did he say to that text?"
"He said 'You're sweet, but I don't need any sugar for my coffee.'" You sighed and placed your head back against the exterior wall, eyes closed as you tried to soak in the cool air. Claire and yourself were on lunch break again, and you were discussing your latest attempts at flirting with your boss, trying to get him to notice you. Or at least, notice you how you noticed him.
Claire stared out across the back of the lot as she thought, wondering what on Earth she was going to do with you, and honestly, what she was going to do to Afton if she got a hold of him. She was too short to shake him by the shoulders, but she was semi-convinced she might convince Henry Emily to join in on it all if she talked to him. But then again, Henry Emily and William Afton had been friends for more years than Freddy's had been around, and Claire wasn't convinced that he would do anything other than scold the pair of you.
"You know...you should try one more time." She eventually said, looking at you from the corner of her eye and making you glance over at her. Hearing the sound of car doors opening and closing towards the front of the lot as you could both vaguely hear the sound of the music playing from the speakers and animatronics through the doors as they opened and closed with each patron coming and going.
"And say what, exactly?"
"Ask him how he'd like to be asked out."
You sat up, looking at your friend with sceptically raised eyebrow.
"You're not serious?"
"Deadly. Look, who else would know better how William Afton wants to be asked out, than William Afton himself?" She proposed, turning to you and making you think over it as she crossed her arms across her chest. She wasn't wrong, you realised with a slight sigh. He would know how he wanted to be flirted with and asked out best of all.
"I hate that you're right."
"Of course I'm right! Look, it's fool-proof and if he doesn't take you up on it, he's stupid as hell. I know a bunch of ladies who'd love to date you if you're into that kinda thing." Wriggling her eyebrows and you smacked her arm playfully, grinning at her as she mocked a pout and rubbed her arm where you had caught her. "Seriously! He's a fool."
"He's still our boss." You pointed out, chewing your lip as Claire shrugged her shoulders.
"So you have to get a job at Sparky's. Or you pretend like nothing ever happened and I'll get you a little bell to ring and Pavlov your ass out of this crush."
"Can you even do that?"
"Oh yeah, legally it's a bit grey, but technically you can do anything like that." You realised that you associated cherry candies with William already, how he always had a handful of them in his pocket ready to go and always seemed to be sucking or crunching on one as he walked around Freddy's when he wasn't in the parts and services room out the back.
"Fine, I'll ask him. But I'm not going to get my hopes up." Sighing as Claire wrapped you up in a hug and squeezed tightly, making you squeeze back before she clapped you on the shoulders and grinned at you broadly.
"Faz-fucking-tastic! Let's go!"
It was going to be a long day, you could already tell.
You paced around your new bedroom floor. feeling your heart pounding in your chest as you glanced at your phone, sat innocently on the bed-spread next to your Spring-Bonnie plushie that William had given you. Chewing over your lip and trying not to bite at your nails as you wondered if you were really going to go through with it.
Asking your boss out, that was.
It was just a text, he trusted you to see him as a giant rabbit man, hell, he'd brought you period products and spooned you with cartoons on to make you feel better about the whole thing. He'd been the one who offered for you to stay at his home despite the fact it could have been dangerous for him because you needed it.
You could send a damn text.
'Hey William, are you still up?'
Your fingers shook slightly as you sent the text, glancing at the clock on your bedside table and realising it was nearly eleven o'clock at night. Would he even be up at that time? The notification sound of your phone going off making you snatch up the device again quickly.
'Half-asleep, but I sure am bunny. What's up?'
'How do you ask a guy out you like?'
William stared at his phone, bleary eyed and suddenly his attention was fully on the small mobile phone in his hand. His knuckles turning white as he gripped the sides of it. For some reason, he found it hard to swallow as something ugly flashed through him for the first time in a while.
Jealousy.
Taking a deep breath, he focused on not breaking his screen as his clawed fingers tapped away on the keyboard. Thumping his foot against his mattress unhappily as his brow furrowed, lips pursed into a fine line.
'Well, guys like it when you're blunt with them. You should just ask them.'
You took your own deep breath, steeling yourself and typing out the words that made your heart race inside your chest wildly.
'Would you like to go out with me?'
The little bubble popped up that he was typing, the quickness of it making your stomach turn slightly in nerves and anxiety as you tried to imagine how he might try to gently let you down, or the hopeful answer of 'yes', you had so many images in your head of how you would handle the answer gracefully.
'Yeah, just send that to whichever guy it is you want to ask out.'
It wasn't until your screen began to blur in small dots that you realised you were crying. Whatever you had expected, you didn't realise how much it would hurt this much to be turned down by your crush.
Locking your phone, you crawled into bed, staring blankly at the wall and feeling the tears coming thicker and faster as you realised that you needed to talk to somebody. Picking your phone back up as you cuddled Spring-Bonnie closer with one hand, shakily texting Claire to let her know how it all went.
How you thought you'd ruined your only chance with the incubunny.
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