#pagentry

[fayegonnaslay]

Delta Burke being crowned Miss Florida 1974

[angeldegasa]

Unlocking My Pagentry World: A Vey First Walk In High Heels ( Mr. And Ms. AOG 2024)

[johnthestitcher]

What you see as 'lines' in the design are actually separate pieces of gimp - a coiled wire with a hollow center that is cut into lengths and then sewn down. What you are seeing is weeks if not months of painstaking hand work to achieve this stunning result. Amazing.

Crown

[bitchfitch]

I have the general rule that I just, don't let myself give a shit about other people's dumbass opinions but I have one pet peeve that I just. Can Not let go of. and it's posts that go

How to write [Minority Group]!

Step 1: Make sure all your characters are exactly like me the op, or are exactly what I like to see in media.

Aside: Anything else is impossible, unrealistic, bigoted and you'll go to hell forever.

Step 2: They also have to use the exact language I do to describe themselves btw, no matter the time period or setting. See the above aside for further explanation.

Step 3: you should never ever even think about the actual mechanics of what makes a trope problematic in its impact in the real world. J ust memorize this list of things that should be banned in all fiction (for being problematic because I don't like them/someone else I agree with said they should be banned)

Step 4: Nuances in identity don't exist <3

[rocketrouquine]

Stede to Mary Read : « Well, that’s actually pretty amusing, Mary is my wife’s name… »

Ed : « you motherfu… »

[tramampoline]

if someone wants me to send them a thank you note with my job application, not even my hiring, then i will instead ritually disembowel myself in front of their offices

[transannabeth]

jay gatsby is a myth because nick carraway is an unreliable narrator who idolizes him from the moment he meets him

jay gatsby is a myth because he is a self-made man in the most metaphorical and literal senses of the phrase

jay gatsby is a myth because he murdered parts of himself to become who he needed to be to be "worthy" of daisy

jay gatsby is a myth because he is not jay gatsby

[theology101]

forgive the screen recording, tiktok wouldnt let me save this

but like

this is my childhood church

I went here from ages 4-10

i thought this was normal

[bladesalvation]

Kith'rak Voss: Were I not merciful, I would slice the skin clean from your meat.

Nihil: I like how you say words

[libraryspectre]

Hey y'all Chain-Gang All-Stars is GOOD

[geometricalien]

THAT IS AN OCEANID CALLING IT NOW

[poundfooolish]

🎧

High Flying, Adored - Evita

Were there stars in your eyes When you crawled in at night From the bars From the sidewalks From the gutter theatrical? Don't look down It's a long, long way to fall

[dark-side-blog3]

In your opinion, would you say that I have a 100% cute/adorable vibe right?

And yeah I probably know your answer

(Educational reasons)

- Handy Dandy Anon

Nah. I'd say you've got the vibe of the girls who try to make a big show of how innocent they are, which just shows how corrupted you are, and it's not cute or adorable. It's someone's type for sure, but it's not true "adorable". Very promiscuous. Very exhibitional, how you ask me on anon confessions instead of our DMS-- you want someone to say you're cute and adorable, and it's so painfully obvious (and slightly obnoxious-- but in the way that gets some doms riled up to put you in your place).

Even in a nonsexual sense, I just don't think you're on the "adorable" side of positive traits. Like you've got a LOT of good things going on: you're funny, you're friendly, you're passionate. But TBH the constant asking of if you're cute makes it not cute, you know? Like when guys claim they've got a huge dick-- you don't gotta say that, other people spread the word FOR you

This sounds mean, but trust me when I say this drives some people nuts in all the ways I know you asked this with in mind.

[the-redcrate]

I'm an Eddie Munson is a NWA fan Truther. You know our boy went feral for professional wrestling. The Stories! THE DRAMA! THE LOUD PERSONALITIES AND MOVEMENTS! Eddie Munson definitely camped out at his friend's houses every Saturday night to watch NWA. He could do a perfect Nature Boy whoop.

Eddie Munson IS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING FAN.

[galerion]

i hate awards shows but if TGM doesn't win Best Picture i will personally go there and shut it all down lights off go home if you're not gonna do it properly

[irlactualhuman]

Most American shooters you hear about go for crowds to maximize damage. Perhaps there should be included like... a "Collateral Damage" game. A "Spray 'n' Pray" sort of game to show off our strengths.

this is so fucking funny