#pagentry

[fayegonnaslay]

Delta Burke being crowned Miss Florida 1974

[corcoranproductions]

Semana Santa (Holy Week) Madrid

The entire country shuts down this week with processions Thursday and Friday. Every neighborhood across the country participates. The pagentry is mesmerizing.

Visiting Americans are usually taken aback by the klan-like robes. The centuries-old tradition behind wearing these robes was for the wearers to be anonymous before God with the conical hood stream lining the soul to the heavens as an act of forgiveness for past sins.

[angeldegasa]

Unlocking My Pagentry World: A Vey First Walk In High Heels ( Mr. And Ms. AOG 2024)

[bitchfitch]

I have the general rule that I just, don't let myself give a shit about other people's dumbass opinions but I have one pet peeve that I just. Can Not let go of. and it's posts that go

How to write [Minority Group]!

Step 1: Make sure all your characters are exactly like me the op, or are exactly what I like to see in media.

Aside: Anything else is impossible, unrealistic, bigoted and you'll go to hell forever.

Step 2: They also have to use the exact language I do to describe themselves btw, no matter the time period or setting. See the above aside for further explanation.

Step 3: you should never ever even think about the actual mechanics of what makes a trope problematic in its impact in the real world. J ust memorize this list of things that should be banned in all fiction (for being problematic because I don't like them/someone else I agree with said they should be banned)

Step 4: Nuances in identity don't exist <3

[rocketrouquine]

Stede to Mary Read : « Well, that’s actually pretty amusing, Mary is my wife’s name… »

Ed : « you motherfu… »

[tramampoline]

if someone wants me to send them a thank you note with my job application, not even my hiring, then i will instead ritually disembowel myself in front of their offices

[transannabeth]

jay gatsby is a myth because nick carraway is an unreliable narrator who idolizes him from the moment he meets him

jay gatsby is a myth because he is a self-made man in the most metaphorical and literal senses of the phrase

jay gatsby is a myth because he murdered parts of himself to become who he needed to be to be "worthy" of daisy

jay gatsby is a myth because he is not jay gatsby

[theology101]

forgive the screen recording, tiktok wouldnt let me save this

but like

this is my childhood church

I went here from ages 4-10

i thought this was normal

[libraryspectre]

Hey y'all Chain-Gang All-Stars is GOOD

[bladesalvation]

Kith'rak Voss: Were I not merciful, I would slice the skin clean from your meat.

Nihil: I like how you say words

[poundfooolish]

🎧

High Flying, Adored - Evita

Were there stars in your eyes When you crawled in at night From the bars From the sidewalks From the gutter theatrical? Don't look down It's a long, long way to fall

[dark-side-blog3]

In your opinion, would you say that I have a 100% cute/adorable vibe right?

And yeah I probably know your answer

(Educational reasons)

- Handy Dandy Anon

Nah. I'd say you've got the vibe of the girls who try to make a big show of how innocent they are, which just shows how corrupted you are, and it's not cute or adorable. It's someone's type for sure, but it's not true "adorable". Very promiscuous. Very exhibitional, how you ask me on anon confessions instead of our DMS-- you want someone to say you're cute and adorable, and it's so painfully obvious (and slightly obnoxious-- but in the way that gets some doms riled up to put you in your place).

Even in a nonsexual sense, I just don't think you're on the "adorable" side of positive traits. Like you've got a LOT of good things going on: you're funny, you're friendly, you're passionate. But TBH the constant asking of if you're cute makes it not cute, you know? Like when guys claim they've got a huge dick-- you don't gotta say that, other people spread the word FOR you

This sounds mean, but trust me when I say this drives some people nuts in all the ways I know you asked this with in mind.

[the-redcrate]

I'm an Eddie Munson is a NWA fan Truther. You know our boy went feral for professional wrestling. The Stories! THE DRAMA! THE LOUD PERSONALITIES AND MOVEMENTS! Eddie Munson definitely camped out at his friend's houses every Saturday night to watch NWA. He could do a perfect Nature Boy whoop.

Eddie Munson IS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING FAN.

[dreadcartel]

I would never want women to fight over me, but if they did they should definitely be using knives.

[fanaticmorelikefantastic]

If YOU'RE bad at writing romance, I should just give up

Man i wish i was better at writing romantic fluff... i've been tempted to end the fic with them just staying bffs more than once

[thievinghippo]

I love the dialogue you can hear in the Tomb of the Beloved in the Necropolis

I desperately want to know all the different chants and hymns that the Watchers have. You know they have a chant for every occasion!

The rituals the Watchers use must be completely over the top. The Chant of the Starless Dawn can't be interrupted? And the Watchers are honest enough to start over even if no one else is listening? That means the Chant is for something specific and I'm so curious!

I've got to imagine that the pagentry for senior Watchers like Emmrich are even more so. I mean, lich!Emmrich mentioned that he has even more elaborate robes for formal occasions. And his lich robe is already pretty damn formal!

I'm also just picturing the comedic potential in some of this. Can you imagine a Rook who wants to go on a date or something and Emmrich is like, 'I'd love to, darling, but I'm overdue to recite the Chant of the Dueling Moons, and I'm afraid this must take precedence'

Help me think of other potential Watcher chants!