#page turners

[mt07131]

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solanine and minthara, ardanthe and wyll, artemisia and gale, please!

Alright buckle up sit down we’re gonna be here a while

Send me a 🎵 + character/ship

Solanine/Minthara

Obviously Solanine and Minthara are toxic as hell. Not between each other no for everyone else. They are FIERCELY devoted to each other and that is a Problem for everyone else. Plus, poison girl specifically being a moniker for Minthara because y’know drow, poison etc etc

Ardanthe/Wyll

Alright don’t laugh here just hear me out. This started out as a joke but TELL ME it doesn’t fit That dance scene SO WELL and just the reassurance and the comfort they bring each other,,,,,, yeah it’s cheesy but they’re cheesy romantics so it works

Artemisia/Gale

I’m gonna be so real their playlist is SPARSE as in this is the only song on it because her playthrough is barely started 💀. Regardless, it works, one her name is Artemisia so it fits but also in a way she saves Gale from his hubris y’know she’s WAY more down to earth and that kinda keeps him humble and in that she saves him. Plus, buff barbarian queen is literally keeping her squishy wizard boyfriend safe

[nikkodikko]

"I had expected Gerard to leave immediately, but instead he walked over to my metal waste paper basket and placed the book inside. He reached into his jacket pocket, and pulled out a bottle of lighter fluid-

[ID: A Magnus Archives comic. Gerry's tattooed hands can be seen opening a bottle labeled as "Leitner Fluid". Then Gerry is shown in full as he pours the bottle into a trash can containing Ex Altiora. He tosses a match in, then smiles as the book is set alight. End ID]

Oh sorry Leitner fluid and a box of matches."

[expelliarmus]

[cubbihue]

the plot on earth: happening. everyone crowing around the lore: okay but tell us more about pixie office shenanigans please

Once, a new Pixie intern accidentally ordered Blue-White paper with 97 Brightness instead of Cream-White paper with 98 Brightness. It sent the entire Pixies Corporation into an uproar, and they tried to take over Fairyworld as a result. Y'know. To ban Blue-White paper from existence.

It took weeks for Jorgen to resolve it all and bring the Pixies back in line. After that event, interns had to take a 2-course seminar on the differences of printer paper quality before being tasked to order more printer paper.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[eerieechos]

Haters will see a traumatized young girl and b like: why isn’t she acting in a logical and reasonable manner???? n then praise male characters for the exact same behavior

[chippedcupwrites]

Sansa Stark │Character Creation (in/sp)

HERE are screenshots of the whole set, if you wish to read the little details.

[katescribblesabit]

Hii, i haven’t posted any drawing in a bit because I have been on vacation! I will be back home at my setup by the end of the week.

If you thought the fop brainrot was on pause you would be mistaken! Here are some doodles I have done while away.

[sophaeros]

arctic monkeys for hmv, jan-feb 2006 / issue 161

[itsclydebitches]

I'm re-listening to TMA and I CANNOT get over the 180 Jon does in "Page Turner." We're four episodes in and the last three have been spent building up Jon as the cliched skeptic who takes a Rational™ approach to his supernatural job, thank you very much. Oh, you encountered a meat puppet trying to lure you into an alleyway? Sure you did, Mr. Drunk As a Skunk. My hometown is housing moaning coffins that dislike being used as coffee tables? Uh huh, says the self-identified drug addict. Oh, the woman who saw the Not!Them didn't have injuries severe enough to induce hallucinations? Alright, fine, but I'm sure there's some explanation for all this. I am Jonathan Stuffy Sims and I will NOT be cowed by a bunch of unverifiable superstitions.

So by now the listener is pretty used to this format. Creepy statement, skeptical Jon, just enough ambiguity to set up the eventual reveal that all this is true. We know how these stories go. Jon will get blindsided by the revelation in like... a season? Maybe two? Poor guy is gonna be so shocked, being a skeptic and all smh 😔

BUT THEN MAG4 slams in with the post-statement to end all post-statements. Jon comes out swinging and just fucking decks the listener with "If I never hear the name Jurgen Leitner again it will be too soon." Oh, you thought the ominous book collector would be news to him, something else to dismiss? SIKE. He already hates Leitner, all his homies hate Leitner, Leitner is an established Supernatural Threat and god dammit, I thought we'd already dealt with this back in 1994. What was Gertrude thinking? We need to stop the spread of evil ozone books immediately. I'm taking this up with Elias, I'm taking it to the TOP, because if we don't keep the clearly undead woman and her heat-averse son from spreading more fucked-up novels around we are all DOOMED. What's that? There was Sanskrit written on her flayed corpse? Oh, of course there was because organizing this archive wasn't ENOUGH of a challenge!!

And then in future statements Jon goes right back to, "The supernatural? I do not see it 😌"

All of which is WAY more fucked up and compelling than the traditional skeptic. Jon is a mess. Truly the most character of all time.

[portkeygames-art]

by -Rion-

[cosmicyellow]

Episode four (4): Page Turner

"She was very old and painfully thin, but her head was completely clean shaven, and every square inch of skin I could see was tattooed over with closely-written words in a script I didn’t recognise...There was no transcription or translation of it in the report but the language was identified to be Sanskrit."

[harundraws]

🤭💌 (part 1)

[wollerjoseph]

baby media availability for utah hockey club today

“what are you reading these days?”

—“yeah i just got a couple fiction books…just tryna chill out and enjoy some books.”

[fishinbusinesssuits]

guess what I watched !

[mastersoftheair]

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[chemzee]

‼️Happy Pride Month‼️

For the occasion, I shall bring back these edits I did last year, before the game even came out lol. Epic times.