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If I had henchmen I would absolutely be commanding them to "seize him!", and when the target failed to respond with "unhand me!" because people don't actually talk that way, in spite of knowing this would be the outcome I would be bitterly disappointed every single time.

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So… I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today.

I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?

They're my fucking hero.

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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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I just learned that the voice actor for Daisy, Fay Roberts, is intersex, non-binary, uses ze/zir pronouns, and has written an entire guide on non-binary stuff that is being used in various schools, colleges, NHS trusts, and more!!!

Ze is so cool, I think I’m in love

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Relistening to TMA and guys Gerry has always been an artist

He just, now, can show it off himself, instead of his undead "mother" doing it

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I like to think The Mechanisms on the UDAD planet/city, they went to the Olympians fancy parties and spent the entire time laughing behind the Olympics backs. Most of them had some social standing, Ashes would bring Persephone Tim as their date and would occasionally invite Johnny, who shows up drunk and covered in blood, but none of the Olympians kick him out because they find him entertaining (and because they are more intermediated by Hades then any of them are willing to admit.) Marius definitely overcharged all the Olympians for his therapy services and knows enough about all of their personal lives to spread some interesting stories around the fancy finger foods. Having an Oracal at your party makes for great conversation starter and Brian gives accurate predictions (some times to accurate, Oedipus did not like being told about his motherfucking while high in front of all the Olympians and several reporters.) The Toy Soldier is one of Dionysuses current favorites so it spends most nights at high society parties anyway, but it quite liked pretending to not know the crew as it fittered around, singing and severing drinks.

Basically, I just think they all liked dressing up and watching the Olympians act all superior. It makes destroying them feel all the better after all.

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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.

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Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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Fun story. When I was actively being stalked (both online and IRL), I contacted the police exactly one time. I showed them the physical notes that had been left under the wiper blade on my car after I blocked the man on social media. I showed them the previous Facebook messages this man had sent me that described, in detail, what he wanted to do to me.

The police said they couldn’t help me because the man had not actually physically done any of those things to me. He’d just talked about his desires. They even made excuses for him. He’s awkward. He’s lonely. You’re pretty. It’s a compliment.

So friendly reminder that when a man with a record and weapons makes verbal/written threats against a woman, there’s nothing police can do.

But when a frustrated woman being denied medical coverage with no record and no weapons makes a “verbal threat” against a corporation, she’s arrested immediately.

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Will probably delete later!

Was prentiss today for awa :)