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Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam

Act 6, page 5400-5420

DAVE: (pshh psh bumBUM)

DAVE: (pshh psh bumBUM BUM psh)

DAVE: (yeah)

DAVE: (uh huh)

DAVE: (no wait)

DAVE: (more like...)

DAVE: (uh)

DAVE: (pshh psh chch bumBUM)

DAVE: (TCH)

DAVE: (pshh psh chch bumBUM BUM psh)

DAVE: (yeah thats right)

DAVE: (we are droppin it)

DAVE: (lets do this)

DAVE: (we are like)

DAVE: (in tha PROCESS)

DAVE: (right now)

DAVE: (droppin it like)

DAVE: (a thanksgiving turkey)

DAVE: (tripped over something and shit just got away from me)

DAVE: (my butterballs in freefall motherfuckers)

DAVE: (look out be GOD DAMN LOW)

DAVE: (yeah)

DAVE: (droppin everything today)

DAVE: (making it rain)

DAVE: (precipitatin straight up mayhem)

DAVE: (HELLS of weather patterns closing in)

DAVE: (inanimate shit be slippin from my mitts)

DAVE: (my digits cant commit to a legitimate grip)

DAVE: (wait)

DAVE: (nah ima start over)

DAVE: (feel this flow out a lil more)

DAVE: (about how im droppin things today)

DAVE: (just left and right)

DAVE: (things of all shapes sizes and dubious metaphorical merit)

DAVE: (things aint even being held)

DAVE: (by chumps who cant be assed to show up)

DAVE: (droppin shit on yo BEHALF)

DAVE: (you name it)

DAVE: (ima let it go)

DAVE: (drop it like a frivolous lawsuit)

DAVE: (oh snap)

DAVE: (get out of my courtroom bitch)

DAVE: (WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY YO)

DAVE: (drop it like the most expensive fucking christmas ornament)

DAVE: (step on that glass with your bare ass feet)

DAVE: (christmas is RUINED motherfucker)

DAVE: (drop it like the mug in usual suspects)

DAVE: (kobayashi was your cup you dumb fuck)

DAVE: (lmao)

DAVE: (drop it like unemployment figures under the obama administrations bold economic policies)

DAVE: (drop it like cargo on a space getaway)

DAVE: (just)

DAVE: (jettison that motherfucker)

DAVE: (this rap is blasting off)

DAVE: (drop it like a bunch of firewood i just gathered)

DAVE: (gonna rub a couple muthafuckin sticks together)

DAVE: (just sittin here whippin up sick lyrical friction)

DAVE: (if you start smellin smoke you caught a whiff of my diction)

DAVE: (shits gettin warm but i wont stop til its hot)

DAVE: (warm just dont cut it when shits gettin dropped)

DAVE: (tell me how you feel)

DAVE: (about shit getting dropped)

DAVE: (how hot do you want it)

DAVE: (when i let go of the fire)

DAVE: (just say when)

DAVE: (what)

DAVE: (i cant hear you)

DAVE: (I SAID SAY WHEN MUTHAFUCKS SHIT IS BURNIN MY HANDS!)

DAVE: (eff it)

DAVE: (here we go)

DAVE: (just dropped that shit like a bad phone connection)

DAVE: (i put gravity in charge of its downward direction)

DAVE: (unfettered descents what it considers perfection)

DAVE: (shit thinks of the ground and it gets an erection)

DAVE: (best hope its carpet bound in its downward spiral)

DAVE: (cause linoleums frowned on, met with an eyeroll)

DAVE: (landin on grass is just the course that its par for)

DAVE: (but hardwood fuckin floors what its woods gettin hard for)

DAVE: (guess i should mention stead a motherfuckin hardons)

DAVE: (how my motherfuckin french could use a presidential pardon)

DAVE: (KICK IT BARACK)

DAVE: (heres where obamas rap solo comes in)

DAVE: (no but how dope would that be!)

DAVE: (oh fuck me that would own)

ROSE: SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRP.

DAVE: dammit

DAVE: rose dont drink so loud its messing up my raps

DAVE: i can actually hear your sips through my headphones

ROSE: Yea well,,

ROSE: I can her your rasps through your whipsers.

ROSE: *Whipspers...

ROSE: *Whip..

ROSE: ......

ROSE: Zers.

ROSE: ;)

ROSE: HIC!!!

DAVE: oh my god

DAVE: you are so fucking hammered

DAVE: how strong did you even make that stuff

ROSE: Iss,

ROSE: Prehhhhtay strong I geush?

ROSE: Whups. Guesh?

ROSE: *Guessss.

ROSE: Eheh.

DAVE: pretty strong

DAVE: rose you just bootlegged some fucking rubbing alcohol

ROSE: Pshf. ..

ROSE: Overaeact much?

ROSE: I'm yam completally in command of my faculities.

DAVE: faculity isnt a word check mate

DAVE: this kinda strikes me as a sort of misappropriation of alchemy

DAVE: like fucking with the mystical technology of creation to whip up some moonshine just seems

DAVE: i dunno man

DAVE: tell me you at least alchemized a bathtub first to stir this shit in

DAVE: at least that would be hilarious

ROSE: Iii,

ROSE: Omg, you're right, I messed a golden opportutiny for a puticularly humoroush approach to this endeavor... :(

DAVE: and where the FUCK is my applejuice rose

DAVE: gotta say

DAVE: you really let me down on the aj front

ROSE: I tried!!

ROSE: I tried making it...

ROSE: Is was HARD, Dave.

ROSE: (Sluuurp.)

DAVE: bullshit it was hard

DAVE: whats so hard about applejuice its like

DAVE: the most basic goddamn juice

DAVE: like the square one of juice

ROSE: Yes, tha's the POINT!

ROSE: Apples are stalartingly difficulf to reproduce.

ROSE: We take for granned our ability to take idealized intsances ofeven quie comlicated objects and conshure them from the void.

ROSE: But compalexity implies a heavilly recombinatife nature.. So.. so many things are synesthized from a series of mushh simpler ideas!

ROSE: To those ennities capable of, of conceshualization and absraction, an apple is as closed to being a noshushnally irredushible object as it gets....

ROSE: Ahem. *Notionally,

ROSE: **Irr, ed, ducible.

ROSE: Tell me, hoch shot, what ideas would you combide to make and apple?

DAVE: uh

ROSE: Exaaalley/.

ROSE: Thusis why apples are sush indivisible symbols, when it comes to thefield of ideas and their reducshunistHIC!!!!! reductionishtic essence from the perispective of humans in paticular.

ROSE: Both from a stantpoint of cultrulal and mytholurgical singificence,, and from a pratical one a swell, if you happen to fine yourself acshualy trying to ENGINEEEer one.

ROSE: Why do you thing, HIC!!! Why do you think Adam mand Eve were punished for biting in to one??

ROSE: They attemped to pentetrate an indivisible unit, uf fundamenetal knowledge. To consume the interior of a thought whish cantot be reduced any further.

ROSE: This knowleshe was for BIDDEN..! Hic. So humanity was forever bandished to live in sin, and, hass strive ever sinse to redeem isself from the hubrinse of this innallectual foily.

ROSE: Hahaha! , Foily.

ROSE: *FOLLY. :)

ROSE: Or what about, the tale of Isaac Newdon under the tree?? He was BONKED on the head by an apple.

ROSE: Not reallyan apple though... an atomic idea. An emlemental unit of inspripation itself, id clocked him right on then noggin.

ROSE: And this indivisible notion colliding with hish awareness, much like.. . a high speed partical fired to create a nuculear chain reacation, jarred from the void a more profund unnerstand, HIC, ing of the intrinsic nature of nothiness. Thatis,. Gravivitation.

ROSE: Of course thess stories are acutually bullshit. They didn't happen in realaity. But thef act that they'rare bullshit makes them more inshresting.

ROSE: Men have crefted many stories that are bullshit out of symbols risen from the abyss of coinsciousness withou necesharily knowing whath e fuck they were doing or saying, as they flounered around for some truth.

ROSE: Bust in spite of themseleves they would for howefer briefly cross through a ray of light regarless. Becuss of the sbymbols. Dave.. The symbols hol dall the power.

DAVE: well shit

DAVE: looks like i wandered into a really weird uncharted side of town tonight

DAVE: its called the drunk rose district

DAVE: and i am scared out of my fucking mind

ROSE: For a guay whos's supposedly, an I quote, "so cool,"

ROSE: You relly are almost comically up tight.

ROSE: Here, why don't you have some...

DAVE: no!

ROSE: What a prune.

ROSE: *Prude.

ROSE: Hic.

DAVE: i told you i dont want any of your experimental fucking spacewizard booze

DAVE: id rather not go blind

DAVE: then terezi will have to teach me to lick shit to see

DAVE: is that what you want do you want me licking everything in sight

DAVE: like oh hey mayor SLURP oh fuck youre not the mayor youre my goddamn sister

ROSE: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ;D

DAVE: oh my god

DAVE: you laughed way too hard at that it wasnt anywhere close to that funny

DAVE: i think youve had enough

ROSE: *Siiip.*

ROSE: Whaa?

DAVE: good lord

DAVE: i still dont know why you were so bent on making this liquor

DAVE: i thought you werent really that down with the drinkin

DAVE: you never liked it when your mom drank what happened to that

ROSE: Meh. .

ROSE: Sheh was a lonelay single mom.

ROSE: I forgafe her.

DAVE: ok so why

DAVE: why tonight do you just decide to get completely wasted before you

DAVE: like

DAVE: are you nervous about your date with kanaya is that it

ROSE: I's a date??

DAVE: uh

DAVE: yes

ROSE: Howww do yoi figure,

ROSE: It' sa date.

DAVE: rose

DAVE: you are wearing a friggin prom dress

DAVE: and nervously drinking your ass off

DAVE: while you are waiting for kanaya to arrive

DAVE: for a goddamn DATE

ROSE: Can't a girl jush look her best once an awhile?

DAVE: this is infuriating

DAVE: why do you even bother with this stupid charade

DAVE: you could be at like a drive in movie making out with each other

DAVE: all exchanging class rings while giving birth to each others fucking children

DAVE: and you would still be all coy like IS IT A DATE OR ISNT IT HMMMM WHO CAN REALLY SAY FOR SURE???

ROSE: Ok....

ROSE: Mebey,

ROSE: I took a liltle sip totake the edge off?

DAVE: yeah

DAVE: that turned out to be one hell of a sip

DAVE: maybe you should just reschedule

ROSE: NoooooHIC!

ROSE: *No :(

DAVE: just sleep it off there are more hot dates where that came from

ROSE: It's cool I'm, cool.

ROSE: Really!

DAVE: im just not sure youre gonna make the best impression like this

DAVE: come on lets just find you a suitably soft pile of objects to sleep in before she

DAVE: aw shit

ROSE: Mmm?

DAVE: shes here

ROSE: !!

KANAYA: Good Evening

ROSE: HIC!!!!!!!

DAVE: omfg i cant even deal

KANAYA: Oh

KANAYA: Hmm

ROSE: Whas is it?

KANAYA: Am I

KANAYA: Underdressed For The Occasion

ROSE: No!,

ROSE: You look sho great.

KANAYA: If Id Known You Wanted To Dress In More Elegant Attire I Would Have Happily Uh

KANAYA: Hmmm

ROSE: :)

KANAYA: Well

KANAYA: If Um

KANAYA: You Think Im Fine Like This Then Okay

DAVE: (rose i think you started drinking way too early)

DAVE: (i think you just like)

DAVE: (completely fucking forgot to tell kanaya you were dressing up)

ROSE: Yeah, I.. ..Ha ha, wow.

ROSE: Yo'ure prolaby right.

ROSE: I sarted soooo...

ROSE: Sooooooooooo,

ROSE: Whennid I start?

ROSE: What even time isit.

DAVE: (man youre gonna make her so uncomfortable all dolled up like that not to mention three sheets to the fucking wind)

DAVE: (this date is going to be so awkward)

ROSE: (Its'snottaDATE!!)

DAVE: (yeah sure)

KANAYA: Rose

KANAYA: Are You Feeling Alright

ROSE: Whay do you ask?

ROSE: Becouse if,

ROSE: You want to kno, I relay fell,

ROSE: Quiiiiiiie fabuloush!

KANAYA: Ah

KANAYA: It Seems You May Have Imbibed One Of Your Experimental Human Soporifics

ROSE: HIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

KANAYA: Whoah

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: Well Then

KANAYA: I Guess That Would Explain It

ROSE: Esplain what?

KANAYA: The Lethargy You Possibly Experienced When It Came To Completing Our Rendezvous In A Timely Manner

ROSE: Our,

ROSE: Wait..

ROSE: Waat.

KANAYA: I Was Waiting For You In The Common Area For A Couple Hours But You Did Not Show Up

KANAYA: So

KANAYA: I Came To Find You

DAVE: (SMH)

ROSE: Oh,

ROSE: Ohhhhhh.,

ROSE: Oh mey god.....

ROSE: I FORGOD ABOUT OUR DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROSE: hic :c

KANAYA: Our Date

KANAYA: Then

KANAYA: You Did Intend For The Plans We Made To Be A Date

KANAYA: Which Is To Say One That Was Romantically Oriented

DAVE: holy shit we got a room full of smooth operators here tonight

DAVE: yes kanaya it was going to be a romantically oriented date

ROSE: I'm so sorry aaaah..!

DAVE: but as you can see rose is hooched to the fucking max

DAVE: so i think youre better off going out another time

ROSE: No!

ROSE: I said I swas stilt up for it.

ROSE: I aready, HIC, fucked up, by loshing track of time.

ROSE: I'mnot going to blow it again!!

DAVE: ugh

DAVE: you seriously still wanna go through with this

KANAYA: Well

KANAYA: Im Still Amenable To An Evening Of

KANAYA: Whatever

ROSE: :D

KANAYA: But

KANAYA: Is There Some Reason Why You Would Advise Otherwise Dave

KANAYA: I Will Have To Plead Ignorance On The Subject Of Human Courtship And Its Customs When It Involves One Or More Intoxicated Participants

KANAYA: Is There A Problem

DAVE: a problem

DAVE: uh

DAVE: i dunno if youre cool with your date slurring words and making no damn sense about apples then

DAVE: i guess not???

KANAYA: ...

DAVE: why are you both looking at me

DAVE: stop that

ROSE: ;D

DAVE: no dont

DAVE: hey i am not your fucking life coach here

DAVE: if you want to go on a drunkdate what do i care

DAVE: man what do i even know about "human courtship" anyway

DAVE: not like i ever dated a fuckin human

DAVE: so i guess have at it

KANAYA: Alright

DAVE: awesome

DAVE: datenite with drunky it is

DAVE: go apeshit i guess

DAVE: uh so

DAVE: what should i do here

DAVE: you want me to pack up my raps and leave you alone or

ROSE: Ohn no, you don't have to do than...

ROSE: We can leaf you tou your slam poems in peace.

ROSE: Kayaya, why don't we go for a walk?

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: After You

KANAYA: If You Can Actually

KANAYA: Manage To

KANAYA: Whoa There!

KANAYA: Maintain Your Balance

KANAYA: Okay

KANAYA: Are You Good

KANAYA: Okay Good

KANAYA: Lets Go

KANAYA: Since Its Now Clear That Your Premeditated Designs On This Evening Exceeded My Own By A Wide Margin

KANAYA: Insofar As You Intended This To Be A Date With Fancy Clothes Whereas I Showed Up Looking Like Something The Lusus Dragged In

KANAYA: Maybe You Can Tell Me Now Exactly What You Had In Mind

KANAYA: I Mean

KANAYA: As Far As Specific Activities Are Concerned

ROSE: Noupe!

KANAYA: Noupe

KANAYA: I Mean Nope

KANAYA: Nope What

ROSE: I honessly had not drafted blueprins for the evening.

ROSE: Assine from.,

ROSE: Gettin prettied up, aaand,

ROSE: Actually, you know... being puncutual abou my commiment.

ROSE: Wohoops.

KANAYA: Its Really Okay Though

KANAYA: I Admit I Was Irked For A Moment But Then Realized It Was So Unlike You That Extenuating Circumstances Were Most Likely In Play

KANAYA: So I Went To Find You And Lo And Behold

KANAYA: Extenuation Was What I Found To Be Taking Place

ROSE: Omg.

ROSE: Kangaya,.

ROSE: I 'm.

ROSE: Soooo extenuated righ now.

ROSE: Hic.

ROSE: !

KANAYA: What

ROSE: Dish you hear something?

KANAYA: No Hear What

ROSE: Hum.

ROSE: Maybe yoush ould turn the lighst on...

KANAYA: That Better

ROSE: Yes.

ROSE: Shhh!

ROSE: ..

ROSE: . .

ROSE: ...

ROSE: .,

ROSE: ,..

KANAYA: (what are we listening for)

ROSE: Erh, nothing I gues.

ROSE: Annyway.

ROSE: I just thouh that,

ROSE: Tonight...

ROSE: We could just walk a round for a while an talk.

ROSE: About relly anything. Like...

ROSE: Our worls, or, the fushure, or,

ROSE: How you'are going to save your speshies. :)

KANAYA: Yes That Sounds Nice

ROSE: Just have a casusal, spoptaneous evening. I don' .. hic, I don't ses why dates have to alayways be,

ROSE: A felderal fucking eschew. Dono't you agree?

ROSE: !!

ROSE: Kaynaya.

ROSE: Can you kep a secret?

KANAYA: Yes

ROSE: I learned somethin earlier today.

ROSE: It was trobuling.

ROSE: Something about,

ROSE: Teresi.

ROSE: Aand,

ROSE: ...

KANAYA: And What

ROSE: And Gamshee.

KANAYA: !!!

ROSE: See...

ROSE: I bumped into him earliar.

KANAYA: You Did

KANAYA: Where??

ROSE: No no please, pleeasse don't get angry, and. ..

ROSE: Go on another vengeful clown hunting espedition, I...

ROSE: This is the point, this is was troubling me abou this.

ROSE: I don't want anyone to fight!

KANAYA: Actually

KANAYA: Theres No Need To Worry About That

KANAYA: I Think Im Done Trying To Kill Him

ROSE: You are?

KANAYA: Yeah

KANAYA: He Has Achieved Victory Through The Gambit Of Cowards Default

KANAYA: Dont Get Me Wrong He Is Still Utterly Awful

KANAYA: But Sometimes You Just Have To Let A Thing Go

KANAYA: You Know

ROSE: Yeahhh,

KANAYA: What Were You Saying About Terezi And Gamzee

ROSE: Righ, well apparenly they..

ROSE: Are.

ROSE: An item?

ROSE: Blackways, I mean.

KANAYA: What

ROSE: The y'are spades dating. In theh shadowns... nobody knows. But me. An now,

ROSE: You.

KANAYA: Are You Serious

ROSE: Yesh!!

ROSE: And it's been troubling me, the more I thing about it.

ROSE: All lot.

KANAYA: Why

ROSE: Because it presends a prickly prolitical sishuation.

ROSE: Terezi's relationship with Karkant is already somewhat tenuous, with their... well from, what I've gathered, about their hishtory.

ROSE: And Dave! His involovment makes in even more complicated, and,

ROSE: I think, with Karkat being moirails to Gamzee, if he finds out Gamzee iss spades with Tetreezi, then...

ROSE: Correct me if I'm wrong but isin't that whole arrangemen getting into territory of social taboob?

ROSE: * Tabob. Escuse me.

KANAYA: That Could Be Very Awkward Yes

ROSE: Right!!

ROSE: I don't no if it's my ser powers or what, but, HIC, I can see it unfolting all too clearly.

ROSE: Karkast finds out about it and flies inno a rage. It ruins hish moirlallegelleninance... I mean his moiraHIC!.. It ruins his diamonds with Gamzee, who thefore becomes less stable.

ROSE: And he villifies Trepezi as well, and who knows how she reacs. Or what happens with Dave for that matter.

ROSE: Would Dave actually be aright wich Terezi dating a psychotic clown on th side, even if its is a releationship centered around only enmity? I kinof doubt it.

ROSE: He could side with Korkat on the matter.. Not even tos peak of where your alignment is on the subjech of Gamzeen.

ROSE: Which is, what I fear. I'm afraid that,

ROSE: This could create a schisasm in our group, that we could all be torn apart.

ROSE: And I don't wand that!!!!!

ROSE: I want us all to stay friends, and jus be... peaceful togehter. :(

KANAYA: Me Too

KANAYA: I Can See The Dilemma Here

KANAYA: Are You Actually Thinking About

KANAYA: Um

KANAYA: Doing Something About This

ROSE: I dun't know!!!

ROSE: Maybe I shouldn't intrefere with their kishmeshishit... kshimimishimesh.. Aw fuck.

ROSE: Their hate dating.

ROSE: Maybe it's..

ROSE: Just a wonderful thing for them. An I would beh hoorible to inerfere, with their..

ROSE: Beaufiful hate?

ROSE: The problem is, it's still soo alien to me. The idea of blapck romance.

ROSE: I try to understand, sometimes, like, more than inteclectually. I try to, put myself in the shoes of FEELING that an...

ROSE: It still dosn't make sense to me.

ROSE: I don't want to project my human valuesh on to an alien relationship I dispapprove of.

KANAYA: I Understand

KANAYA: But What Youre Describing Is

KANAYA: Hmm

KANAYA: Actually Im Hesitant To Even Mention It

ROSE: No, what!

KANAYA: This Is Probably Not A Good Idea

ROSE: Oh, puleashe. You KNOW you have to tall me now.

KANAYA: The Feelings You Are Having Are Actually Perfectly Normal Within The Framework Of Our Quadrant Based Romantic Tradition

KANAYA: I Dont Know If They Can Be Felt Naturally By Humans But The Way You Are Viewing Their Relationship Would Be Quite A Standard Response On Alternia

ROSE: Yeah??

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: It Is Sanctioned Within The Ashen Quadrant

KANAYA: Which Addresses Conciliatory Romantic Feelings Not Directed At A Single Person

KANAYA: But At Two People Who Are Presently In Such A Contentious Relationship

ROSE: Oh shitch... I forgot about that..

ROSE: You're right, :o

KANAYA: It Is Generally Not Regarded As One Of The More Emotionally Fulfilling Quadrants To Become Involved In

KANAYA: And Can Be Quite Laborious To Maintain

KANAYA: But It Served A Very Important Social Purpose For My People

KANAYA: Such As In Situations Very Similar To The One You Described

KANAYA: Where Two Parties Are Highly Drawn To Each Other Through Animosity

KANAYA: They May In Fact Be Perfect For Each Other In That Tumultuous Quadrant

KANAYA: But To Pursue The Relationship Would Be Chaos

KANAYA: Much Like The Scenario You Laid Out The Two Kismeses If Left Unchecked Would Devastate All Their Other Relationships

KANAYA: Those In Their Own Quadrants And Even Those In Other Peoples

KANAYA: So It Is The Job Of An Auspistice To Make Sure That Doesnt Happen

ROSE: Yes...

ROSE: .

ROSE: hic.

ROSE: .

ROSE: YES.....

ROSE: KANAYA THAT IS EXAGLY WHAT I NEED TO DO!!!

KANAYA: Oh No

KANAYA: Really

ROSE: Absoulutely.

ROSE: I haf never been so shure.. about, anything.

ROSE: Well maybe, almost anaything.. :), but yes.

KANAYA: I Dont Think I Would Advise It

KANAYA: Its Extremely Difficult And Can Often Feel Like A Thankless Undertaking

KANAYA: In Truth It Is Probably The Most Challenging Quadrant To Master

KANAYA: Trust Me

ROSE: I believe you.

ROSE: But I wants to know.

ROSE: Can you teach me?

KANAYA: I

KANAYA: ...

ROSE: There's so mouch I just don't understand.

ROSE: About your romanse, but,

ROSE: I'm soi curious.

ROSE: I try to understand the concept of either contentatious or plastonic relationships as something that...

ROSE: Can be parshed through the emotions assoliated with romance but,,

ROSE: It still doesn't realay compute to me.

KANAYA: I Really

KANAYA: Dont Know If I Would Be A Good Teacher

KANAYA: Of Auspisticism

KANAYA: I Honestly Was Not Very Good At It Myself

ROSE: Tha's fine..

ROSE: Forget aushpipshit...

ROSE: Auspishtishimish..

ROSE: Good damn.

ROSE: Forget specificulty that right now,.

ROSE: I want...

ROSE: You to teach me evvverrreeything!

KANAYA: Everything

ROSE: Yez.

KANAYA: That Is

KANAYA: A Lot Of Things

ROSE: I want you... to,

ROSE: Teash me ALL the quadrans.

ROSE: I want you toot,

ROSE: Tell me about your spabes,

ROSE: Your didamounds,

ROSE: I wank you to,

ROSE: Share wish me yur clumbs...

ROSE: And your hearst.

ROSE: I want..

ROSE: Yuouo....

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boss323michalmiskovic · 2 years

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i can finally cuss lets go. also i cant read

#making a strider rap another strider's lyricsims? cold nick #so cold

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trepidatious · 5 years

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( natalia dyer & alexandra daddario ) bopping along to vanilla twilight by owl city is vienna schuyler , the twenty-one year old cisfemale thrown back to their sports journalism days with none of her memories . voted most likely to break into area 51 , vienna was known for being passionate & bashful , go figures you’d always find them on the ice rink , but grew up to be tranquil & withdrawn . ✎ kaya , 22 , she/her , pst .

P A R A L L E L S

mia thermapolis ( princess diaries ) , hyuuga hinata ( naruto ) , casey carlyle ( ice princess ) , amy antsler ( booksmart ) , nadine franklin ( the edge of seventeen )

T R O P E S

shrinking violet , grew a spine , adorkable , homeschooled kid , geek , she is all grown up , extreme doormat , the confidant , eyes always averted , nice girl , shy finger twiddling

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born in albany, new york to philip and danielle schuyler, the schuyler twins had been the center of their parents’ world from the moment they took their very first breath. they never had to want for anything and their childhood was often spent in upstate new york, visiting a family cabin during the holidays. it was those winter adventures that inspired vienna to pick up her first pair of skates, wanting to join the teens who’d she see skating across a frozen lake. at first she stumbled through, barely being able to keep herself upright, but by the end of the holidays she had mastered how to glide across the frozen landscape. after that it was only a matter of time before she started begging for lessons which inevitably lead to small competitions and private coaching.

after developing a familiar routine on and off the ice, her parents getting transferred to bellevue, washington caused the schuyler family to move across the country and a seed of doubt to be placed in vienna’s head. while at first apprehensive that her ice skating career would never get to see the light of day, her nerves were quick to dissipate once she joined a local rink and continued her budding career as a skater. homeschooled so she could have time for her private coaching, vienna never got to socialize with others her age, often sticking to the sidelines and offering shy smiles to her fellow competitors. instead her downtime was spent alone, although sometimes in the company of her twin, as she binged movie franchises from star wars to lord of the rings.

by the time she was a freshmen in high school, most of her summers were spent in san diego for a weekend, attending comic con whenever the dates didn’t coincide with her skating life. socially inept with no skills other than skating, vienna’s parents made it a point for her to attend a university like them, not believing that their daughter’s skating career would be enough to keep her afloat despite the success of her international junior career. vienna found herself reluctantly agreeing, being too timid to argue and chose to join rvu knowing her old coach from new york had moved down to california.

a wallflower entering university, attempting to make friends and being in a school setting had felt like a rug being pulled right from under her. in her classes she was hardly acknowledged, only having her presence known whenever she was paired up for a group project. without the private tutor she was used to having her whole life, class settings were often spent with her lost in thought, filling her mind with daydreams of the future and random thoughts about whatever film she had watched the night prior. even when confronted outside of class, she’d often have a soft tone with whoever she was talking to, her eyes cast down as if she was only a few minutes away from stuttering. when you did notice her, it wasn’t uncommon to find a beginning of a blush forming on her face, a nervous smile becoming her default expression whenever interacting with someone.

stretched thin with her studies and unable to qualify for the 2009 u.s. nationals championship, it was common knowledge within the skating community that vienna would still continue training during the current cycle of competitions instead of participating. skipping most of the major international competitions, she instead put her energy and skills into having a set of polished routines ready for the 2011 circuit. but with her degree being in sports broadcasting, espn had invited her to be a co-commentator for the 2009 world championships held in los angeles. with the conversation being about a topic she knew like the back of her hand, her commentary came fluidly and her usually bashful nature was nowhere to be seen as she observed the performances before her. with that attempt successful, it was no surprise that she was invited to vancouver to once again commentate on the competition.

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graduating from rom valley university in 2010, she became a paid intern at espn, attending different competitions whenever she wasn’t competing in them. the internship only lasted a year, with her putting her broadcast career on pause to focus full-time on the 2014 olympic circuit. the next few years passed by in a breeze with her getting silver at the 2013 u.s. nationals and sixth place in the world championship, earning the united states a third spot in the olympics. during the 2014 u.s. championships, vienna placed first in the short and free programs, winning the national title and securing a spot on the u.s. olympic team. the rest of her career followed similarly, with her once again competing and placing in world’s as well as winning a bronze team medal in the 2018 olympics.

before the throwback to 2010 happened, vienna had taken another pause in her competitive career, having suffered a stress fracture that put her out of commission. however, as a now internationally decorated medalist, she found herself returning to her broadcast roots, once again commentating at the different competitions and being interviewed on numerous talk shows. throughout her years post-graduation, she had kept in touch with a few people but for the most has kept to herself, preferring her own company over any amount of people. now able to turn on her charisma in situations non-related to skating, she had found herself content with where she was in life, with her days of smiling bashfully at the ground long gone, instead being replaced with confidence.

Q U I C K F A C T S

unfortunately she’s one of the few who DOES NOT remember anything after 2010

all the self-growth and confidence she developed post-graduation??? long gone and home girl doesn’t even realize it sdfghj

definitely still a bashful mess who is avoiding eye contact whenever possible but hey, she’s definitely approachable and currently lacks the ability to be rude to anyone

doesn’t realize the whole marvel cinematic universe becomes as big and major as it is now so if anyone spoils anything she’d either think they’re an oracle of sorts or a secret writer for the mcu

she’s the biggest nerd and fan girl like i saw a few actors/oscar winners on the taken list and if any of your muses were a part of a marvel, lord of the rings, star wars, etc ( if it was at comic con then consider her a fan tbh ) she would have lost her shit being like “i went to school with this person omg” or “my friend is the scarlet witch!!!”

knows random facts about the stars and outer space and probably used to tweet at nasa a lot

her favorite barbie movie is the rapunzel one solely bc homegirl is staring and singing about the stars sdfghjk

probably asked her acting friends to be an extra in whatever movie they’re in

she says it as a joke but one of those “ get me in the movie. jk.... unless ????”

believes aliens are real and probably talked about it in 2010 and in 2020

like her theories about area 51??? and the government???? she could talk about them for days tbh

avoids drugs like the plague. will not even be anywhere where there’s weed smoke bc she’s scared it’ll pop up on her drug test bc she’s a paranoid dumb lil bean

probably doesn’t really drink that often but when she does it’s tito’s vodka

big nerd who speaks sindarin, can read aurebesh, and can somewhat speak togruta despite the limited amount of words that are known

named after the billy joel song and proud of it

ANYWAYS PLS PLOT WITH ME !!!!! my discord is medieval 4loko gang#5402 but feel free to hmu on here <3

i have a stats page here and wc page here !!!

but also come check out her pinterest board here

#again:intro #honestly?? i hate this #but what can u do dfghjk

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Want Gun Control Reform? Boycott Disney, all of it.

Reading a tweet about the Tourism Industry being hit hard by boycotts until the Florida Legislature passes massive gun control reform gave me an idea...

Disney.

They have the park there, Universal Studios, hotels, cruise ships, and ALL the Disney outlets in all the malls in the world.

Write to their shareholder group. The one that does liaising with the people who hold the stock in Disney. Write to them and tell them that you will be avoiding their products, including the Marvel and Star Wars stuff, until they pressure the legislatures in the states they have business in (which is literally ALL of them, but especially Florida and California) and those states pass gun reform laws to keep Parkland from happening again. Not just in one state, ALL OF THE STATES.

Here's the information, right off their "contact us" page. https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/contact-us/

Shareholder Services For questions and assistance about shareholder services, please use the contact information below.

Shareholder Inquiries Disney Shareholder Services c/o Broadridge Corporate Issuer Solutions P.O. Box 1342 Brentwood, NY 11717

Phone:1-855-553-4763 Fax: 1-215-553-5402 Email: [email protected]

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I would not let the fact that you probably don't have Disney Shares stop you. If the people who talk to the people who DO have the shares start seeing a HUGE spike in emails, letters, calls dealing with this, they will have to take notice and report it to their masters, and as it goes up, the stock starts dropping. And tell others why you are doing it as well. Keep sharing and calling and emailing and sharing and more to keep ramping things up. Keep doing this. If we can get Kratom staying legal because of activism and calls, we can get Gun Control passed as well.

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╰☆╮MUSE 46 — wait, is that cerise “reese” du pont? is it just me or does the twenty-one year-old look exactly like abigail cowen? last i heard, they still weren’t over being exposed by the sentinel. according to the app, they can be credulous & turbulent, but i’ve also heard they're intrepid & audacious. can’t be too sure, people have a way of surprising you. all i know is that they remind me of vape scented smoke appearing in the middle of lecture , filming viral tik tok’s in public , the brushing down of a horse , forgetting a pencil but remembering to bring the juul to class & drinking homemade moonshine for barbie movie drinking games. honestly, the broadcast communications major should try to keep their head down. after the events of last semester, i wouldn’t want to be in their shoes. ╰☆╮

wow hey hi hello!! i’m kaya and this is my lil crackhead, reese!! this got really long because i never know when to shut up but if you want to plot pls hit me up here on tumblr or on discord at medieval 4loko gang#5402

P A R A L L E L S

gigi ( booksmart ) , keanu reeves ( always be my maybe ) , serena van der woodsen ( gossip girl ) , kirby anders ( dynasty )

T R O P E S

hard-drinking party girl , cloudcuckoolander , the trickster , upper-class equestrian , fleeting passionate hobbies , naive animal lover , fearless fool , playing with fire , parental neglect , fantasy-forbidding father

S U M M A R Y

born and raised in wilmington, delaware on the du pont family ranch, reese learned how to ride and compete on her family’s thoroughbreds. she’s a seasoned equestrian who typically competed in eventing and throughout the years had accumulated a series of ribbons and trophies between dressage, cross-country, and show jumping. definitely was a horse girl growing up and tbh still is???? definitely not the type to eat grass anymore BUT if given the chance she will not shut up about them.

a veterinarian before marrying into the du pont family, reese’s mother had their ranch doubling as both a home and veterinary clinic where the kids would help with the animals and keep them company. this caused reese to develop a soft spot for them, one that contributed to her going vegetarian at the age of 12 and eventually vegan at 15. it was also this love of animals that led her to wanting to help the environment they lived in and so her parents put her in girl scouts and eventually her love for the outdoors would cause her to join steinhardt’s outing club.

while her mother, eleanor, also helps out with the du pont family business of breeding thoroughbreds as well as run her clinic, her father, pierre, is a chairman of dupont, a conglomerate who got its start in the black powder market before expanding into chemicals for agriculture, materials science, and specialty products.

he was the type to have HIGH expectations for his family, expectations that reese never met. not that she cared to. definitely not a daddy’s girl, she’ll be the first one to call her father out for being a pompous douche straight to his face. probably quoted this to her father during a thanksgiving toast of “what are we thankful for this year”.

the black sheep of her family, even at a young age she could be found stirring up some trouble and almost always dragging one of her siblings or cousins along with her. a rebellious child who didn’t like being put into a box, she lived in a fantasy world of whimsy, often playing make-believe much to her father’s chagrin. she believed in all things fantastical from fairies to mermaids and while pierre tried to stifle those thoughts, they stubbornly remained.

even through her teenage years she’s held onto the firm belief that barbie lore is real. no one knows if she actually believes that or if it’s all of the drugs and her love for the movies getting to her head, but when confronted about it she will always be adamant that it’s a legitimate form of history.

speaking of history, her concept of it is slightly skewed?? def has weird beliefs of what communists are?? like you’re an android user??? suddenly she thinks you’re a communist????

tbh you could probably tell her something about anything and she’ll believe you without a hint of doubt. research?? she dunno her!! you could say the moon is a government con-job and she’d think it’s a fact??? super gullible and it’s a mess

i guess now would be a good time to preface that she’s dumb. stupid. an idiot. the list goes on but when i say she’s lacking brain cells… i mean it. the definition of head empty, she probably has a bunch of rocks where her brain should be sdfgh. but really, she can be innovative when she wants to be but academically she just doesn’t care to do well. in high school she ditched classes more often than not and was probably the kid smoking under the bleachers.

but where she lacks in intelligence she makes up for in brawn??? def the brawn over brains type who was a jock in high school. competed for her school’s equestrian team but also was on the fencing and archery teams. she once begged to be put into archery lessons after seeing the princess diaries 2 and fencing just came along not too soon after. she also used to run track and play soccer but those two sports ended after her senior year of high school although she probably still plays for the steinhardt’s intermurral league as well as any athletic competitions her sorority, tri-zeta ( zeta zeta zeta ) enters.

definitely the jack of all trades type except she’s passable at a whole bunch of things but good at none of them. probably can change a tire but it’ll need to be changed again soon. can bake a cake but it’ll be a little dry. the list goes on. she’s just very curious and picks up a lot of things but gets bored of them easily so she changes to the next thing.

okay i know i said she could bake a cake but she really…can’t. like with supervision she probably could but she’s impulsive and following directions for that many ingredients??? impossible. she just gets tempted to toss everything into a bowl and wing it and she does that every time. she can however make rice krispy treats. especially if they’re suppose to be edibles dfghj. but ya, don’t ask her to cook bc she can. not.

a stoner and overall drug connoisseur, she’s probably most known for being that kid who forgets to bring their backpack to class but don’t worry!! she remembered her juul!! has a collection of juuls on her person at all times. definitely that party girl who shows up hungover to class whenever she did bother to show up.

calls herself an entrepreneur because she used to sell edibles and other drug-related things and definitely was that tweet where she would give discounts if you signed an environmental petition or went to a protest.

has never said no to a dare EVER. you name it and she’ll do it. and if you dare her to drink cow titty milk or eat a piece of meat she’ll do it but it just makes you a dick dfghj

gets bored easily and tends to lash out and do something chaotic because of it?? the type to spontaneously light a couch on fire because she felt like it. a mild pyromaniac who once learned how to make a molotov cocktail. she can’t do it well. at all. but the one time she did try was also the same day she realized what a dumpster fire looked like.

i’m also not saying she’s out here to ruin your life for her own whims but like home girl has ZERO boundaries for anything. if you want to say she was a homewrecker in a past relationship??? honestly full send because it probably was her. morally she’s chaotic neutral and doesn’t care to be good or evil, she just wants to live her life of chaos and whatever happens happens. it should also be noted that she’s selfish. she puts herself first and others second always.

god someone pls try to start a fight with her. she’d either pat you on the head and ignore you OR go feral and just…foam at the mouth and bite you. probably claims to have gingervitis which is where she like…sprays vegan whip cream into her mouth and just… attacks you. for fun.

WOW ALMOST FORGOT but she’s a big larper!!! loves to go to the ones that are historical-esque where she can be an elf ( because she has a collection of elf ear tips dfghjk ) and acts as a knight/ranger by using her ACTUAL fencing, archery, and equestrian skills. she learned sindarin ( elvish ) for this but also she’s a big lord of the rings fan in general so it just worked out. her character’s storyline is her acting as her cousin, taay’s, protector but she has been known to enroll in a few competitions regarding any of her three skills.

currently selling moonshine alongside her roommates of trap zeta ( also known as the residents of the moonshine & roses subplot ) and so if you saw her running around with stolen pressure cookers, that is why !! making your own alcohol is illegal, but selling it??? even worse so they only sell it to trusted customers and anyone vetted by their usual customers. they probably have secret passwords and shit just like the prohibition period.

speaking of trap zeta, with the exception of fraternities on greek row, they throw the biggest parties. their jungle juice??? fire AND strong but also, they keep it in like....these dispensing chugs with a key so the only ones with access to fill them up or trap zeta themselves. they also have a stripper pole ( or two ) around their living room so like...ya get lit, get twisted, go off ig.

let it be known that their sorority, tri-zeta, is actually known for their stellar amount of community service but after the residents of trap zeta moved in together their sophomore year, the rep for partying started to increase and that’s why the home of muse 46-50 is nicknamed trap zeta. reese has probably been sent to standards way too many times and only got in and is still in bc her mother is a very generous alumni of steinhardt’s chapter of tri-zeta.

a broadcast communications major, she’s a social media intern for steinhardt’s barstool page but most importantly has a whole tik tok account alongside her roommates dedicated to their college antics. think the hype house except it’s not pg-13 dancing and rly just their crackhead, drunk antics. might eventually make a playlist of tik tok’s that are probably posted on their account, we’ll see.

okay so you know the whole exposing of secrets from last semester??? reese doesn’t usually get mad but rn she Big Mad. like not only are they be scrutinized by the dean but their sorority is too and suddenly tensions are high between tri-zeta bc if trap zeta gets caught they all suffer and their chapter will be shut down and it’ll be a whole ass mess. atm she suspects their customers and even their somewhat rivals, the drug dealers of the ludes plot, but does she suspect anyone from the house??? no not rly

you can find her stats page here and a wc page here

you can also find her pinterest board here

i also have a reese playlist here and a trap zeta playlist here

#steinhardt:intro #is this coherent??? who knows #i sure don't #alcohol tw #drug tw #illegal activities tw

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