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Mk yall kept saying I died from the fyi post and like. I specifically specified to not think I died. Because i didnt.? Not dead idk just thought it was funny
Holy shitballs I mean I expected this but I didn’t fucking expect this
what the fuck this is more than normal in three and a half days I know I said to raid my notes but what the fuck
#youtube kids#specifically you googs#s’ok ily as a parent googs#I can totally spell parnt#Paent#Parnt#PATNT#PARENT#SEE I CAN SOELL IT#I CAN SPELL IT#I CAN SPELL SPEEL#SPELL#I SHOUKD STOP#SHOULD
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The Human Illusion AU | Interlude 2 (Part 5)
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Well, at least he's not being thrown to the zoroarks! Great job buddy, you've discovered the wonders of couch surfing :)
Romanization under the cut
Enjoy!
Panel 1: (L) noeh os-umuage e, aireta-oshokisu!
Panel 6: (L) hash noeh asumi osfarfa au noeh gashurī-no ētē tshashirma-no īgīno-ne fu hash!
Panel 7: (I) igairu shra! gashurī-e oshosīnno ī iusfai ofna īgīno-ne!
Panel 8: (I) rat, u imir noeh paente mem ar sohuhu kitat noeh ahmui ī prē e.
#submas#submas au#ingo#irida#professor laventon#subway boss ingo#clan leader irida#pokemon legends arceus#pla#how will ingo's stay go? will this be a swift recovery? will ingo learn not to sit up? only time will tell#the human illusion au
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mah paent wei
#my art#art#silly billy#friday night funkin#fnf mod#fnf fanart#fnf boyfriend#fnf bf#fnf#friday night funkin fanart#hit single#silly billy fnf
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i love explaining my home life to my friends bc theyre like . dude it sounds like ur paents just straight up dont like you. and im like Yeah. and theyre like What the fuck. LIke okay thank god i'm not crazy
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All fathers love their children in different ways. Really, you had it easy. He loved you, darling. It's just hard for your brain to understand, given how much you've fucked it up.
He never wanted me. I was a burden on ihm. im a burden now. thats just what i am.
he didnt love me. paents who love their kids dont do that.
im.
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Okay so quick guess about heart's paents: the mom saw heart thriving, buckled her ass down, and dragged that dad along with her because happy son is the goal
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Humans!!! Always blaming their headaches on someone, some even go as far as saying that their mishap, impediment and atrophy are tied to outside coerce. Few persons chide the settlement they were deep-seated; The way their paents embossed them; And how they prepared them. How not knowledgeable their progenitor where not able to coach them concerning life outside home. Some people spill their coffee and still blame it on the cup being so histrionic. Some of us have it in our head it's our fate that we wouldn't progress, gain increase no Matter how intense we work, that we can't be loved just as we desire, that we are Destined for ordeal, with dark clouds and dimmed light of oft near success syndrome that looked more like our heritage. Some numbers of people even censure the sphere of nature and the nation they live in. Some find fault in their inability to love cause of a past lover whom they ain't developing the balls to heal and move on from. Some people be like they would have been successful if not for the school they were enrolled in and on that note it's affecting their future. But in factuality, minute do they know that successful people doesn't look at the unfairness of life, they believe that if their clouds doesn't pop now that it ain't tied to anything neither is it the doings of anyone, rather they will stand tall, accept responsibility of whatever happens to them. Not everyone you see at the top where born with silver spoon some of them accepted life's unfairness as it is with determination to get a golden spoon no matter the cost. #writees #writingcommunity #writingprompts #writercommunityofinstagram #writing #explorepage #poetry #lifequotes #diary #lifestyle #human #perspective #change #success https://www.instagram.com/p/Coy6z7noLSR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Explore The Barker Shop in Willowbrook
The Barker Shop, on South Quincy Street in Willowbrook, Chicago, is an expert spot for professional pet grooming services. Our trained and dedicated pet groomers are committed to offering excellent grooming services for your cherished pets. With an emphasis on safety, comfort, and personalized treatment, pet groomers try to guarantee that every pet leaves the salon looking and feeling their best. The cutting-edge amenities and pet-friendly environment ensure a calm and delightful experience for pets and their paents. The Barker Shop offers excellent pet grooming services; your pet's well-being is our main focus.
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Button Down Skjorter – Den Ultimative Redningsmand Til Mænd
Button down skjorter- Imaginer situationen, hvor du er klar til en formel begivenhed, og din perfekt skraeddersyede button-down skjorte er landet. Det er mere end bare tøj; det er en erklæring om din sofistikerede smag og opmærksomhed på detaljer. Det drejer sig ikke kun om at se godt ud; det drejer sig også om at kunne skifte fra formel til afslappet uden at miste et beat.
Anatomien af en knap-ned skjorte- Button-down skjortens krave er fastgjort til skjorten med små knapper for et paent og poleret look. Button-down skjorter adskiller sig fra andre typer skjorter, såsom poloshirts eller t-shirts, på grund af denne egenskab. Den ultimative kilde til det ideelle udseende.
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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
Quick question
Why do you think we as humans have friends?
Explain it to me like I am 5 ... I'll wait ...
fOr tHe fUnn ... tHe hArtWarMinG mOmEnts ...
I stop you right there
No ... that's not why we have friends that's how we KEEP friends ... it's kind a the payment ... to balance out the bad ...
You have friends so you have someone to help you
So you have someone to pick you up from hospital
So you have someone who opens their home to you wenn your paents have kicked you out
So you have someone to loock after your kids while you are in hospital
So you have someone to help you move house
So you have someone to help you get your stuff back from your abusive ex
So you have someone to bring food afte you lost a loved one and CAN NOT DEAL WITH THE DAY TO DAY MINUTIA OF COOKING
...
That's why you HAVE friends ...
“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”
I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.
Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.
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also i used to stand and act really autistically and also on that same note i was a happy child but i litearlly like never smiled ever until the age of like 8 tbh like go girlie and also I LOVE GATTACA LITERALLY ME FORE REAL and also theres a photo of me as a kid thats litearlly iconic where im like being all silly and my paents are being all serious that like UD GET IT IF U COULD SEE IT but im not gonna show a pic of my whole family on the internets xoxo and also FREDDY FAZBEAR PILLOW PET
#i need to go to bed so im putting every thought in one post yipee#not okay music video iconic tbh. like litearlly for realsies so real literally real so based for real#i also. forgor what else i was gonna say YIPPPEEEE weeeeeeeee
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Yesterday's song! Intense!(:
1/26/23
Morning Songs
Homestead Song
(Stop Raping My Children)
Sitting In My Car
Writing My Morning
Songs
Pens Are Running
Out Of Ink
Phone Won't Charge
Wish I Could
Heat My
Electric Sherpa
Blanket
But Solar
Won't Work
Need Gas For
Generator
Wish We Would
Stay Warm
Nose So Cold
Last Night
Forgot My
Wooly Red Hat
Couldn't
Find It In
The Weak
Flashlight
That's My Life
On The Coast
Trail
Could Be Worse
A Cocoon
Keeps Me Warm
A Sleeping Bag
From My Sister
Like When I Was
A Kid
A Cocoon
Of Down
Quilted Me
In Lake Tahoe
In The Pines
Tahoe Sands Resort
Accommodated Me
Emerald Bay
Rubicon
Dollar Pointe
Tahoe City
Carnelian Bay
Tahoe Vista
Tahoe Sands
Kings Beach
Truckee Airport
Flying Sierras
Sierraville
Off The Grid Hot Springs
Walking with Pappa
Holding Hands
Exploring
Airports
Clawfoot bathtubs
Hot Rivers
Mammoth
Winter Soaks
Quincy
Truckee River
Hot
Cold
Dips
With
Hells' Angels
Re-Enactments
Along Blueberry
Raspberry Trails
Sulfur
Sweet Water
Natural Soda
Out of The Ground
Agua Caliente
Devas Find Me
Hot
Water
People
Seeking Springs
In Their Veins
Agua Calliente
Hot Water People
Find Me
Not Foolish Pleasure Road
My dear
But
Aguanga Fertility Tribes
Crystal's In Caves
With Cousins
All The Way To India
Born Every Moon
Miracles Of Nature
Cowgirls Call
Cockrock
But It's A
Shiva
Lingum
Fertility
Cahuillan
Stone
Site
Homesteaded At
Barbara Bradford
Centauraians
Farm
Nearby
Pomegranate Orchard
Need My Spring Box
My Wolf Husky Blu
Guards My Barns
Full of My Things
Homesteading Bumblebees
And Honey In Aguanga
Need My Homes
Springbox
Behind Jason Alexander's
Need my Homes
On Sorrenson
And Merrimack
Robert Built Me
Despite His Father's Untimely Death Stateside
He made love to
Me in the backyard
And 5 years
Of Reperations From Attys
Jeff Fritz
Homesteading rights
All Dreyfuss
Homes
Donated Back
To Robert and I
All BB's Acres
Meant For My Sisters
Not Mean Cowgirls
With Toxic
Agendas
Homesteaded
At Elim Hotsprings
Since 2017
Homesteaded At
Kosh's Airbnb
Since 2018
Homesteaded At
Abi Odam's
2123 Cordero
Del Mar
Torrey Pines
Beat Up There By
Investigator Mark Milton
Atty
Lori Clark Viviano
On A Court Bribe
Need Reperations
1067 Neptune
Encinitasbeachhome.com
Homesteaded With
Savannah Cat
Romeo
On Hygria
From Brian Lieu
Homesteading
In The Treehouse
At Abi Odam's
Homesteading In
The Music Room
Homesteaded In The Guestroom
And Wrote
For The Silencing.org
With Darin David Joye
Homesteading to Aguanga
From There
Darin David Joye
Rockstarred And
A Matte Black Geep
And Swept Me
Off My Feet For
Beardsley
Odams There
Groomed As A Kid
He Witchhunted
Me From
Dinosaur Stand
Exploited
Next Door
"F" ME
To Their
Neighbors
And Circled
Me
From Joshua Tree
On Bribes
From Ashby Clark
Sorrenson
On Suicide Watch
RIP
Birds Of Olympus
Yonder
Old Yellers'
1970 Dog
Got Slumlorded
From 54399
Valleyview
In Covid
Lexus Rental Stolen
By Daniel Crabtree
Of Triple A
Officer Enoche
Shane Stewart
Idyllwild Realty
Bribes
8 0 Clock
Lied
In The Paper
Don't Make Stories
About Me
Paying The Bills
Still At My Cabin
Since 2019
It Belongs To Me
Too
My Native American Drum
Sitting By The Fireplace
Romeo
Eroding In The Garden
Should Of Taken United Way
Little Man
F'd You Too
Should've Taken
United Way Paent
Little Man
F'd You Too
Got A Real Estate Lien
On My Cabin
Reported Murder
For Emily Pearson
Tima Ivanova
And Psychologist
Dr. Adam Cash
Thought It Was
Foul Play
Indeed
Lived in Mary
Smitz'ss
Airbnb
Paid Her Propane
Homesteaded Thee
Paid Dan's
Anza Electric
On Chalet
In My Name
Stopped Probate
Yesterday
Checked On Him
Fr Hollocoast Death
Like Dr. Singh
Tried to Kill Me
For A Stolen Car
At The County
Stop Killing
My Sisters
Jessie
Just to See Her Naked
No Insulin
Stop Killing My Sisters
That Was Your Client
Mary
I Almost rented
Her Treehouse
Airbnb
Stop Killing
Your Clients
Almost Bought
Oceana's Trailer
Stop Killing
Your Clients
Mitch Was
Od'd on Fentanyl
Stop Killing Your
Clients
She Said Sean
Stole My Trailer
Stop Killing
Your Clients
But
Now I'll be Homesteading
In Pinyon
Stop Killing Your Clients
Joan
You Fired Your
Handyman
Glen's Got Nowhere
To Eat
Stop Killing Your
Clients
400 pounds
Don't Talk to Me
About Living Free
Stop Killing Your Clients
I'll Be Homesteading
In The Dust
Stop Killing My Clients
I Still Got My Key
Let Me Know
When You
Locked Her Up
Stop Killing
My Clients
Stop Killing My Friends
Stop Evicting The Mommies
Of Anza
Stop Killing My Clients
You're Meant to Be
An Animal Shelter
Stop Killing My Clients
I'm Gonna
Homestead
And Make Sure
Some People
Are Living Free
You Like Wood So Much
You Help Yourself
You Got Cuffed
And Got Raped By Cops
You Pimped
Me Out
You
With Carmel Benson
Of Idyology
Stop Raping
Your Clients
To Pay For Your Whore's
Stop Raping Your Clients
Mary Schmitz
I can't Take it Anymore
Stop Raping Your Clients
Stop Selling Your Kids
My Bae's Not For Sale
I don't Like The Fat Girl
Raping Your Kids
Stop Raping Your Clients
On Airbnb Court Bribes
Stop Raping Your Clients
Had Enough Of Your
Capitalistic
Gluttony
Hey Hey
Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal
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I am in a technical university. I've had people accuse me of showing off because I typed without looking at my keyboard during a lecture or in the break. Why do 22 year old people think that it is weird I can type without looking at the keyboard?
Sure my paents put me on a course for it but it wasn't that long and I didn't try that hard... It's not that special of a skill to have right? And neurotypical people are supposed to look at each other during social interactions like a break right? So why is this wrong according to them?
Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves
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I feel like a terrible person. I think i may witcheyed my way into jinking this whole thing with the paents visiting.
Now they’re gone and I feel like such a god damned failure, all because our fucking spoiled husky got her war ofngetting her house back as she likes it, and I let her.
Happy Anniversary Mike, I even screwed this up for u.
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@paenting liked for a lyrical starter.
“ you can pretend it's meant to be, but you can't stay away from me. ”
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