#paenting

[mutodaes]

How to tell Synthetics Apart

When it comes to distinguishing Rodarans and Ofrians, it is entirely dependent if they are constructed with the intention of producing gametes (sperm & eggs). This is outside of whether or not they have genitals, as having gonads doesn't always mean they have viable gametes!

Rodarans, created directly form Almulhara's forge, are synthetic organisms that can range wildly from fully inorganic beings made of metal and circuitry to mostly organic beings with meat-organs and blood.

Since Rodarans are way more capable of augmenting their bodies (new limbs, enhancements a la Cyberpunk, etc), Rodarans who want to have biological children require a carefully programed upgrade that carries synthetically manufactured DNA that contains all of the code needed to replicate their augmentations and general "look". This is called their DNA databank, and it basically "3D prints" DNA and gametes for reproductive purposes.

Each augmentation that a Rodaran gets requires them to get their DNA databank wiped and re-coded, as conflicting code can have some unfortunate side effects for children.

Theories for why Rodarans cannot innately have children ranges from "Almulhara blesses every child born" to "Almulhara wanted us to have freedom to create our own bodies without limit" to "Almulhara is incapable of future proofing anything."

Ofrians, on the other hand, are created with the intent of being able to have offspring. Of course, fertility issues arise like with every other species, but Ofrian gametes are created from cells that contain the Ofrian's inherent DNA, stored in the nucleus of their cells like the rest of fully organic life!

This, unfortunately, means that Ofrians with specific augmentations upon birth are built more through gene splicing. They can elect to get more drastic augmentations later on, knowing they cannot pass down said trait. This is why Ofrians tend to have animal traits like ears, fur, claws, and tails! Catboys real.

[vamp-rin]

his hname is liitierally WILARDO WHHWUDHOJInljknjaslllllllllllllJDFNldjkernjgjggj5

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

Mk yall kept saying I died from the fyi post and like. I specifically specified to not think I died. Because i didnt.? Not dead idk just thought it was funny

Holy shitballs I mean I expected this but I didn’t fucking expect this

what the fuck this is more than normal in three and a half days I know I said to raid my notes but what the fuck

[flodaya]

atlanta maree’s paents are getting married

Georgia Maree and Paris October Holland, most loved and luckiest nepo babies in history

[raisans-art]

The Human Illusion AU | Interlude 2 (Part 5)

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Well, at least he's not being thrown to the zoroarks! Great job buddy, you've discovered the wonders of couch surfing :)

Romanization under the cut

Enjoy!

Panel 1: (L) noeh os-umuage e, aireta-oshokisu!

Panel 6: (L) hash noeh asumi osfarfa au noeh gashurī-no ētē tshashirma-no īgīno-ne fu hash!

Panel 7: (I)  igairu shra! gashurī-e oshosīnno ī iusfai ofna īgīno-ne!

Panel 8: (I) rat, u imir noeh paente mem ar sohuhu kitat noeh ahmui ī prē e.

[yaaloo]

mah paent wei

[nightmaresyrup]

SPUD PAENT~

[lapdogchase]

i love explaining my home life to my friends bc theyre like . dude it sounds like ur paents just straight up dont like you. and im like Yeah. and theyre like What the fuck. LIke okay thank god i'm not crazy

[exec-proton]

All fathers love their children in different ways. Really, you had it easy. He loved you, darling. It's just hard for your brain to understand, given how much you've fucked it up.

He never wanted me. I was a burden on ihm. im a burden now. thats just what i am.

he didnt love me. paents who love their kids dont do that.

im.

[whatisgodtoanonbeliever]

Okay so quick guess about heart's paents: the mom saw heart thriving, buckled her ass down, and dragged that dad along with her because happy son is the goal

[shesariesblog]

Humans!!! Always blaming their headaches on someone, some even go as far as saying that their mishap, impediment and atrophy are tied to outside coerce. Few persons chide the settlement they were deep-seated; The way their paents embossed them; And how they prepared them. How not knowledgeable their progenitor where not able to coach them concerning life outside home. Some people spill their coffee and still blame it on the cup being so histrionic. Some of us have it in our head it's our fate that we wouldn't progress, gain increase no Matter how intense we work, that we can't be loved just as we desire, that we are Destined for ordeal, with dark clouds and dimmed light of oft near success syndrome that looked more like our heritage. Some numbers of people even censure the sphere of nature and the nation they live in. Some find fault in their inability to love cause of a past lover whom they ain't developing the balls to heal and move on from. Some people be like they would have been successful if not for the school they were enrolled in and on that note it's affecting their future. But in factuality, minute do they know that successful people doesn't look at the unfairness of life, they believe that if their clouds doesn't pop now that it ain't tied to anything neither is it the doings of anyone, rather they will stand tall, accept responsibility of whatever happens to them. Not everyone you see at the top where born with silver spoon some of them accepted life's unfairness as it is with determination to get a golden spoon no matter the cost. #writees #writingcommunity #writingprompts #writercommunityofinstagram #writing #explorepage #poetry #lifequotes #diary #lifestyle #human #perspective #change #success https://www.instagram.com/p/Coy6z7noLSR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hellsmere]

froggypants

We'll show yew whs frggee paents~~

:c

[pawcarebooking]

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[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

Quick question

Why do you think we as humans have friends?

Explain it to me like I am 5 ... I'll wait ...

fOr tHe fUnn ... tHe hArtWarMinG mOmEnts ...

I stop you right there

No ... that's not why we have friends that's how we KEEP friends ... it's kind a the payment ... to balance out the bad ...

You have friends so you have someone to help you

So you have someone to pick you up from hospital

So you have someone who opens their home to you wenn your paents have kicked you out

So you have someone to loock after your kids while you are in hospital

So you have someone to help you move house

So you have someone to help you get your stuff back from your abusive ex

So you have someone to bring food afte you lost a loved one and CAN NOT DEAL WITH THE DAY TO DAY MINUTIA OF COOKING

...

That's why you HAVE friends ...

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

[travelandtourguidance]

Button Down Skjorter – Den Ultimative Redningsmand Til Mænd

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Anatomien af en knap-ned skjorte- Button-down skjortens krave er fastgjort til skjorten med små knapper for et paent og poleret look. Button-down skjorter adskiller sig fra andre typer skjorter, såsom poloshirts eller t-shirts, på grund af denne egenskab. Den ultimative kilde til det ideelle udseende.

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[somuch-4-stardust]

also i used to stand and act really autistically and also on that same note i was a happy child but i litearlly like never smiled ever until the age of like 8 tbh like go girlie and also I LOVE GATTACA LITERALLY ME FORE REAL and also theres a photo of me as a kid thats litearlly iconic where im like being all silly and my paents are being all serious that like UD GET IT IF U COULD SEE IT but im not gonna show a pic of my whole family on the internets xoxo and also FREDDY FAZBEAR PILLOW PET