#paenting

[mutodaes]

How to tell Synthetics Apart

When it comes to distinguishing Rodarans and Ofrians, it is entirely dependent if they are constructed with the intention of producing gametes (sperm & eggs). This is outside of whether or not they have genitals, as having gonads doesn't always mean they have viable gametes!

Rodarans, created directly form Almulhara's forge, are synthetic organisms that can range wildly from fully inorganic beings made of metal and circuitry to mostly organic beings with meat-organs and blood.

Since Rodarans are way more capable of augmenting their bodies (new limbs, enhancements a la Cyberpunk, etc), Rodarans who want to have biological children require a carefully programed upgrade that carries synthetically manufactured DNA that contains all of the code needed to replicate their augmentations and general "look". This is called their DNA databank, and it basically "3D prints" DNA and gametes for reproductive purposes.

Each augmentation that a Rodaran gets requires them to get their DNA databank wiped and re-coded, as conflicting code can have some unfortunate side effects for children.

Theories for why Rodarans cannot innately have children ranges from "Almulhara blesses every child born" to "Almulhara wanted us to have freedom to create our own bodies without limit" to "Almulhara is incapable of future proofing anything."

Ofrians, on the other hand, are created with the intent of being able to have offspring. Of course, fertility issues arise like with every other species, but Ofrian gametes are created from cells that contain the Ofrian's inherent DNA, stored in the nucleus of their cells like the rest of fully organic life!

This, unfortunately, means that Ofrians with specific augmentations upon birth are built more through gene splicing. They can elect to get more drastic augmentations later on, knowing they cannot pass down said trait. This is why Ofrians tend to have animal traits like ears, fur, claws, and tails! Catboys real.

[vamp-rin]

his hname is liitierally WILARDO WHHWUDHOJInljknjaslllllllllllllJDFNldjkernjgjggj5

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

Mk yall kept saying I died from the fyi post and like. I specifically specified to not think I died. Because i didnt.? Not dead idk just thought it was funny

Holy shitballs I mean I expected this but I didn’t fucking expect this

what the fuck this is more than normal in three and a half days I know I said to raid my notes but what the fuck

[raisans-art]

The Human Illusion AU | Interlude 2 (Part 5)

Masterpost / First / Prev. / Next

Well, at least he's not being thrown to the zoroarks! Great job buddy, you've discovered the wonders of couch surfing :)

Romanization under the cut

Enjoy!

Panel 1: (L) noeh os-umuage e, aireta-oshokisu!

Panel 6: (L) hash noeh asumi osfarfa au noeh gashurī-no ētē tshashirma-no īgīno-ne fu hash!

Panel 7: (I)  igairu shra! gashurī-e oshosīnno ī iusfai ofna īgīno-ne!

Panel 8: (I) rat, u imir noeh paente mem ar sohuhu kitat noeh ahmui ī prē e.

[yaaloo]

mah paent wei

[nightmaresyrup]

SPUD PAENT~

[aropride]

i love explaining my home life to my friends bc theyre like . dude it sounds like ur paents just straight up dont like you. and im like Yeah. and theyre like What the fuck. LIke okay thank god i'm not crazy

[exec-proton]

All fathers love their children in different ways. Really, you had it easy. He loved you, darling. It's just hard for your brain to understand, given how much you've fucked it up.

He never wanted me. I was a burden on ihm. im a burden now. thats just what i am.

he didnt love me. paents who love their kids dont do that.

im.

[whatisgodtoanonbeliever]

Okay so quick guess about heart's paents: the mom saw heart thriving, buckled her ass down, and dragged that dad along with her because happy son is the goal

[shesariesblog]

Humans!!! Always blaming their headaches on someone, some even go as far as saying that their mishap, impediment and atrophy are tied to outside coerce. Few persons chide the settlement they were deep-seated; The way their paents embossed them; And how they prepared them. How not knowledgeable their progenitor where not able to coach them concerning life outside home. Some people spill their coffee and still blame it on the cup being so histrionic. Some of us have it in our head it's our fate that we wouldn't progress, gain increase no Matter how intense we work, that we can't be loved just as we desire, that we are Destined for ordeal, with dark clouds and dimmed light of oft near success syndrome that looked more like our heritage. Some numbers of people even censure the sphere of nature and the nation they live in. Some find fault in their inability to love cause of a past lover whom they ain't developing the balls to heal and move on from. Some people be like they would have been successful if not for the school they were enrolled in and on that note it's affecting their future. But in factuality, minute do they know that successful people doesn't look at the unfairness of life, they believe that if their clouds doesn't pop now that it ain't tied to anything neither is it the doings of anyone, rather they will stand tall, accept responsibility of whatever happens to them. Not everyone you see at the top where born with silver spoon some of them accepted life's unfairness as it is with determination to get a golden spoon no matter the cost. #writees #writingcommunity #writingprompts #writercommunityofinstagram #writing #explorepage #poetry #lifequotes #diary #lifestyle #human #perspective #change #success https://www.instagram.com/p/Coy6z7noLSR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pawcarebooking]

Explore The Barker Shop in Willowbrook

The Barker Shop, on South Quincy Street in Willowbrook, Chicago, is an expert spot for professional pet grooming services. Our trained and dedicated pet groomers are committed to offering excellent grooming services for your cherished pets. With an emphasis on safety, comfort, and personalized treatment, pet groomers try to guarantee that every pet leaves the salon looking and feeling their best. The cutting-edge amenities and pet-friendly environment ensure a calm and delightful experience for pets and their paents. The Barker Shop offers excellent pet grooming services; your pet's well-being is our main focus.

[travelandtourguidance]

Button Down Skjorter – Den Ultimative Redningsmand Til Mænd

Button down skjorter- Imaginer situationen, hvor du er klar til en formel begivenhed, og din perfekt skraeddersyede button-down skjorte er landet. Det er mere end bare tøj; det er en erklæring om din sofistikerede smag og opmærksomhed på detaljer. Det drejer sig ikke kun om at se godt ud; det drejer sig også om at kunne skifte fra formel til afslappet uden at miste et beat.

Anatomien af en knap-ned skjorte- Button-down skjortens krave er fastgjort til skjorten med små knapper for et paent og poleret look. Button-down skjorter adskiller sig fra andre typer skjorter, såsom poloshirts eller t-shirts, på grund af denne egenskab. Den ultimative kilde til det ideelle udseende.

Read More- https://thevogue.de/button-down-skjorter/

[glorioustidalwavedefendor]

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

Quick question

Why do you think we as humans have friends?

Explain it to me like I am 5 ... I'll wait ...

fOr tHe fUnn ... tHe hArtWarMinG mOmEnts ...

I stop you right there

No ... that's not why we have friends that's how we KEEP friends ... it's kind a the payment ... to balance out the bad ...

You have friends so you have someone to help you

So you have someone to pick you up from hospital

So you have someone who opens their home to you wenn your paents have kicked you out

So you have someone to loock after your kids while you are in hospital

So you have someone to help you move house

So you have someone to help you get your stuff back from your abusive ex

So you have someone to bring food afte you lost a loved one and CAN NOT DEAL WITH THE DAY TO DAY MINUTIA OF COOKING

...

That's why you HAVE friends ...

“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

[somuch-4-stardust]

also i used to stand and act really autistically and also on that same note i was a happy child but i litearlly like never smiled ever until the age of like 8 tbh like go girlie and also I LOVE GATTACA LITERALLY ME FORE REAL and also theres a photo of me as a kid thats litearlly iconic where im like being all silly and my paents are being all serious that like UD GET IT IF U COULD SEE IT but im not gonna show a pic of my whole family on the internets xoxo and also FREDDY FAZBEAR PILLOW PET

[nityarawal]

Yesterday's song! Intense!(:

1/26/23

Morning Songs

Homestead Song

(Stop Raping My Children)

Sitting In My Car

Writing My Morning

Songs

Pens Are Running

Out Of Ink

Phone Won't Charge

Wish I Could

Heat My

Electric Sherpa

Blanket

But Solar

Won't Work

Need Gas For

Generator

Wish We Would

Stay Warm

Nose So Cold

Last Night

Forgot My

Wooly Red Hat

Couldn't

Find It In

The Weak

Flashlight

That's My Life

On The Coast

Trail

Could Be Worse

A Cocoon

Keeps Me Warm

A Sleeping Bag

From My Sister

Like When I Was

A Kid

A Cocoon

Of Down

Quilted Me

In Lake Tahoe

In The Pines

Tahoe Sands Resort

Accommodated Me

Emerald Bay

Rubicon

Dollar Pointe

Tahoe City

Carnelian Bay

Tahoe Vista

Tahoe Sands

Kings Beach

Truckee Airport

Flying Sierras

Sierraville

Off The Grid Hot Springs

Walking with Pappa

Holding Hands

Exploring

Airports

Clawfoot bathtubs

Hot Rivers

Mammoth

Winter Soaks

Quincy

Truckee River

Hot

Cold

Dips

With

Hells' Angels

Re-Enactments

Along Blueberry

Raspberry Trails

Sulfur

Sweet Water

Natural Soda

Out of The Ground

Agua Caliente

Devas Find Me

Hot

Water

People

Seeking Springs

In Their Veins

Agua Calliente

Hot Water People

Find Me

Not Foolish Pleasure Road

My dear

But

Aguanga Fertility Tribes

Crystal's In Caves

With Cousins

All The Way To India

Born Every Moon

Miracles Of Nature

Cowgirls Call

Cockrock

But It's A

Shiva

Lingum

Fertility

Cahuillan

Stone

Site

Homesteaded At

Barbara Bradford

Centauraians

Farm

Nearby

Pomegranate Orchard

Need My Spring Box

My Wolf Husky Blu

Guards My Barns

Full of My Things

Homesteading Bumblebees

And Honey In Aguanga

Need My Homes

Springbox

Behind Jason Alexander's

Need my Homes

On Sorrenson

And Merrimack

Robert Built Me

Despite His Father's Untimely Death Stateside

He made love to

Me in the backyard

And 5 years

Of Reperations From Attys

Jeff Fritz

Homesteading rights

All Dreyfuss

Homes

Donated Back

To Robert and I

All BB's Acres

Meant For My Sisters

Not Mean Cowgirls

With Toxic

Agendas

Homesteaded

At Elim Hotsprings

Since 2017

Homesteaded At

Kosh's Airbnb

Since 2018

Homesteaded At

Abi Odam's

2123 Cordero

Del Mar

Torrey Pines

Beat Up There By

Investigator Mark Milton

Atty

Lori Clark Viviano

On A Court Bribe

Need Reperations

1067 Neptune

Encinitasbeachhome.com

Homesteaded With

Savannah Cat

Romeo

On Hygria

From Brian Lieu

Homesteading

In The Treehouse

At Abi Odam's

Homesteading In

The Music Room

Homesteaded In The Guestroom

And Wrote

For The Silencing.org

With Darin David Joye

Homesteading to Aguanga

From There

Darin David Joye

Rockstarred And

A Matte Black Geep

And Swept Me

Off My Feet For

Beardsley

Odams There

Groomed As A Kid

He Witchhunted

Me From

Dinosaur Stand

Exploited

Next Door

"F" ME

To Their

Neighbors

And Circled

Me

From Joshua Tree

On Bribes

From Ashby Clark

Sorrenson

On Suicide Watch

RIP

Birds Of Olympus

Yonder

Old Yellers'

1970 Dog

Got Slumlorded

From 54399

Valleyview

In Covid

Lexus Rental Stolen

By Daniel Crabtree

Of Triple A

Officer Enoche

Shane Stewart

Idyllwild Realty

Bribes

8 0 Clock

Lied

In The Paper

Don't Make Stories

About Me

Paying The Bills

Still At My Cabin

Since 2019

It Belongs To Me

Too

My Native American Drum

Sitting By The Fireplace

Romeo

Eroding In The Garden

Should Of Taken United Way

Little Man

F'd You Too

Should've Taken

United Way Paent

Little Man

F'd You Too

Got A Real Estate Lien

On My Cabin

Reported Murder

For Emily Pearson

Tima Ivanova

And Psychologist

Dr. Adam Cash

Thought It Was

Foul Play

Indeed

Lived in Mary

Smitz'ss

Airbnb

Paid Her Propane

Homesteaded Thee

Paid Dan's

Anza Electric

On Chalet

In My Name

Stopped Probate

Yesterday

Checked On Him

Fr Hollocoast Death

Like Dr. Singh

Tried to Kill Me

For A Stolen Car

At The County

Stop Killing

My Sisters

Jessie

Just to See Her Naked

No Insulin

Stop Killing My Sisters

That Was Your Client

Mary

I Almost rented

Her Treehouse

Airbnb

Stop Killing

Your Clients

Almost Bought

Oceana's Trailer

Stop Killing

Your Clients

Mitch Was

Od'd on Fentanyl

Stop Killing Your

Clients

She Said Sean

Stole My Trailer

Stop Killing

Your Clients

But

Now I'll be Homesteading

In Pinyon

Stop Killing Your Clients

Joan

You Fired Your

Handyman

Glen's Got Nowhere

To Eat

Stop Killing Your

Clients

400 pounds

Don't Talk to Me

About Living Free

Stop Killing Your Clients

I'll Be Homesteading

In The Dust

Stop Killing My Clients

I Still Got My Key

Let Me Know

When You

Locked Her Up

Stop Killing

My Clients

Stop Killing My Friends

Stop Evicting The Mommies

Of Anza

Stop Killing My Clients

You're Meant to Be

An Animal Shelter

Stop Killing My Clients

I'm Gonna

Homestead

And Make Sure

Some People

Are Living Free

You Like Wood So Much

You Help Yourself

You Got Cuffed

And Got Raped By Cops

You Pimped

Me Out

You

With Carmel Benson

Of Idyology

Stop Raping

Your Clients

To Pay For Your Whore's

Stop Raping Your Clients

Mary Schmitz

I can't Take it Anymore

Stop Raping Your Clients

Stop Selling Your Kids

My Bae's Not For Sale

I don't Like The Fat Girl

Raping Your Kids

Stop Raping Your Clients

On Airbnb Court Bribes

Stop Raping Your Clients

Had Enough Of Your

Capitalistic

Gluttony

Hey Hey

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal

[superstrijder00]

I am in a technical university. I've had people accuse me of showing off because I typed without looking at my keyboard during a lecture or in the break. Why do 22 year old people think that it is weird I can type without looking at the keyboard?

Sure my paents put me on a course for it but it wasn't that long and I didn't try that hard... It's not that special of a skill to have right? And neurotypical people are supposed to look at each other during social interactions like a break right? So why is this wrong according to them?

Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves