#padme got pregnant because anakin convinced her he could use the force to prevent pregnancy

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

my agenda is to normalise alienfucking in the gffa to the point where it’s just fucking

no one is pure human, so it’s just a case of what kind of weird genitals you have rather than having to worry about people finding it weird that you have horns on your dick from your zabrak ancestor

sex safety is a whole different ballgame (heh), with different prophylactic shields that are adaptable, considering you don’t know who you’ll pick up and what they’re going to have going on down there.

quinlan, as a frequent flier with complex needs due to psychometry has an actual forcefield for his downstairs mixup powered by a kyber crystal (that he keeps in his belly button ring) which also hooks up to his prosthetic dick when he wants to bring that out to play. Obi-Wan prefers the spray on ‘bio shield’, because it’s more subtle to simply carry a canister and refills in his robes and obi, and it doesn’t vibrate weirdly (he is also more sensitive to kyber crystals talking to him, and he does not want to hear kyber chatter during sex).

quinlan fucked mas amedda once but he regretted that decision ever since (he’s hot as sin but at what cost?!)

mij gilamar’s beautiful dead wife (rip) was a wooky

luminara unduli has a queerplatonic relationship with a droid who works in the archives

lando calrissian has fucked han, luke, leia and chewbacca (and max rebo!)

plo koon is considered one of the sexiest jedi and consistently gets asked to pose in calendars, along with oppo rancisis, whose tail has a cult following

this is gffa where the peli motto lifestyle is the norm, if you get what I’m saying. it’s very important to me that you understand

jar jar binks— *shots fired*