#*sad trombone*

[theehorsepusssy]

[punstars]

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Sorry if my question is already asked but does the alien yan have big tits and cake or maybe a whole bakery? Like the yk cuz i just had a scenario in mind

Unfortunately no, lmao

Xyleth has the big man muscle titties, and Cain is a fluffy guy who most certainly has the juiciest cake this side of the Mississippi, however Kirtch does not.

I imagined this tall exoskeletoned man to have that lean, androgenous build, because unlike the hulking monsters here on Earth I envisioned him to be like that "head held high", long limbed, otherworldly beauty that feels almost royal.

If you want to slap his ass, you'll just break your hand. 💔

[beegoould]

I stitched while high just now and it was awesome! I did it years ago and it was a bad time but now it’s like a magical experience where I’m a thread witch blending myself with the fabric said the girl who just realized that everything she’s done in the last hour has to be cut out

[jaqobis]

not me glancing at wot timelines and abruptly realizing that rand was captured by galina and co a couple of weeks after his birthday...instead of unboxing presents he got put in a box 😔

[ohe-ohe]

oops I forgot to watch this kraken game when it started and now they're losing

[syoddeye]

Because of the sprinkles ask my assumption now will always be that you are a “RAHHH 🦅🇺🇸 🦅🇺🇸” american 😔

- fellow american sadly

NOOOOOO it’s just a bit i swear 😭

assumptions ask game

[muzdiir]

i tried xanax for the 1st time today & i think all it does is just make me tired lol

[sho-minamimoto]

I get the concept behind whump but why on earth is it called that. Who came up with that name I’m sorry it sounds so dumb 😭

[etoiline]

Found a new-to-me bug in PS5 Jedi Fallen Order where, if you collected all the outfits in your previous game, then start a New Journey +, the “Outfits” tab just doesn’t appear, so Cal is stuck in his scrapper blues (which aren’t bad, but) unless you want to give him a poncho (sorry Cameron, I don’t like the ponchos). Since I want him playing in the green Pathfinder outfit, this makes me just a little upset, but since I’m unwilling to start *another* New Game and purposefully play it a little without collecting all the outfits and *then* play a NJ+ (which is a workaround to the bug), I will deal with scrapper blues. And to think I picked NJ+ because I didn’t want to have to search out my favorite Elemental Nature lightsaber parts.

Apparently this bug has been around for quite some time, I just hadn’t played a new game of JFO for years. Given that the second game has been out for two months, I’m gonna guess it’s not going to get fixed.

Also, I forgot how much I despise fighting the spiders in this game. Not because I’m afraid of spiders, just because they suck to fight. I may be better at parrying now, but how tf are you supposed to parry a spider bite?

Having freed the Wookiees, I now have to decide if I want to continue with JFO today, or go back to Survivor and go flying through an abyss. Or, you know, something not related to Cal…

[bluemoonperegrine]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[stephenist]

[loamandlovechild]

First new clothes post pregnancy

Worn half of one day

sweater? Baby drool and biscotti crumbs

pants: baby shit

[shingekinomyfeelings]

It would have been more surprising if something hadn't made me cry today

[xiiistruggle]

ive had a fever for two days and now im out on the other side im realising half the things i think i did, i didnt do, so now i just have stuff to do that i imagined already doing