#paddleball!!

[finnbin]

AWWWWW THIS IS SO CUTE IM SCREAMING LOOK AT THOSE GUYS SLEEP, HELL YEAH SNORE YOUR HEARTS OUT ‼️‼️

Post Revival, Sleep

[p1zzaparty]

I dont have anything profound or interesting to say rn, i just wanted to let everyone know how much i love Eddie Kaspbrack in the 2017-2019 remakes

I think I've been spoonfed media where characters who grow up like him, with an overbearing mommy and hypochondriac tendencies, are like

super wishy washy and bat their sad little eyes as they nervously twiddle their weak thumbs and have a nervous break down over someone sneezing and idk being so wooby and shy

But Eddie is just an utterly raw asshole

I say it jokingly but him being an actual jerk is so fun to me. He's rude and blunt and snatches shit out of his friends hands and always has some sort of comment to mutter under his breath. AND he's still a coward!!! (In the social sense his whole identity about discovering his own strengths and bravery is legitimately so interesting and i love it.) He's such an annoying little jerk who says something SO rude just to run off when it evidently gets him in trouble. He's unapologetically a cunt and it just tickles me

Does anyone know that tweet where its like

"You cant hit me!! Its my birthday!! Im the birthday boy you cant hit me on my birthday!!"

That's him

[irfrenchfries]

More sketch doodles.

I had an idea for a DDMD Forduary thing that I didn’t end up going with, but the top little two-panel thing came to mind while I was thinking about it. It was too funny (to me) not to do a Ford reskin of that one Dipper scene from the original show’s DDMD episode. Now featuring Shanklin!

Also it was weirdly easy to translate Mabel’s character design to a bunny.

Also also I want that paddleball.

[evilvillain123456789]

u/Ms_Crumberly1932 in r/Teachers

Where the hell do you guys keep all the damn paddleball toys and pokemon cards you take from the kids [RESOURCES/QUESTIONS]

u/PlentifulOstritch8947 in r/Teachers

the middle schoolers keep beating me with hammers and poisoning my dog to kill him and i cant get anymore dogs from the pound because they think im poisoning them on purposely [OFF-TOPIC]

u/MeanOldMrs_Plabber in r/Teachers

The children today simply lack any and all discipline, no manners at all! [RANT]

[anirritant]

like man the parallels between stan and bill are so so so so so fascinating to me ough...... the most obvious thing is that they speak so similarly, often using the same terms and i can't help but wonder how intentional it all was on the part of the writers. biggest one being "eenie meenie miney you" to me, it's so specific.

it could simply be bill picking up stan's mannerisms through ford's memories to further appeal to ford (is that canon somewhere? i don't actually know but i see it mentioned a lot) but some of these are things bill still says and does even when ford is absent. for a being that's lived for trillions of years would terms he picked up only a couple decades ago cement themselves in his behaviour so much?

(also, has anyone ever brought up dreamscaperers' deleted scenes where bill summons a paddleball in the mindscape? stan does the same thing in his own mindscape in the finale. again, that's so specific i can't help but wonder how intentional it was or if it was just a coincidence. i know deleted scenes might not be the best to point to as evidence but i think i've only ever seen someone allude to in one fic and nowhere else?)

i havent read tbob and haven't really kept up much with the new info from it but i have seen the poem about stan and gosh like. it really does seem like it's being consistently hinted at over and over that there's something there with specifically bill and stan. the axolotl's poem was already eyebrow raising with how much of it could be applied to stan and now there's even more..

[roththeprimordial]

Sonic: So, Lanolin… Do you have a crush on Shadow?

Lanolin: No.

Sonic: Don’t you guys go out for coffee?

Lanolin: Yes, as friends. That doesn’t mean I like him. And there’s nothing that will ever make me fall for someone like that anyway.

(Sonic and Lanolin look over to see Tangle playing with a paddleball as Shadow walks by)

Tangle: Hey, Shadow. How’s it hanging?

(Shadow snatches the paddleball from Tangle and incinerates it with his chaos powers)

Tangle: My… My paddleball!

Shadow: There is nothing in this universe I find more annoying then paddleballs!

Lanolin:

[c10udy-d4yz]

more of my little workerssssssss let me tell you about them :3

Kooky Kelly Hoosiewhatsit - Defacto leader of the group. For being called "Kooky," she's actually very level-headed. She's in charge of cataloguing the problems of everyone in Toontown Central so that they can be made into tasks. She can be reached by phone or by mail, and if you must, you can go to the HQ and talk to her directly. She's always willing to help someone in need.

Colby Jack Copperman - Second in command. He's in charge of organizing tasks by importance, difficulty, or any other unforeseen factor. If he feels like the problem isn't worth looking into, he can just reject it, but Kelly highly discourages this. As much as he likes Kelly, he can't stand being someone's lackey, especially as a big cheese, a cog that should be high standing. He just wishes he could do something better with his life.

Chester Laffenstoch - Resident deadbeat nasty rat who can't do his job to save his life. He's got the easiest work in the whole joint too- odd jobs like organizing paperclips or cleaning out the shelves. Whenever someone tries to get him to work, he just sneers at them and plays with his paddleball. Kelly would've fired his ass a long time ago, but his grandfather is a good family friend of her's, and she promised him that she'd keep Chester employed because he struggles with keeping jobs... you'd wonder why.

Howard - General worker. Knows a little bit about everything so he can fill in for someone who's not there. As for Chester, he ends up doing all of his work for him, and in return Chester just constantly picks on him and calls him "Howard the coward." Howard's a very nervous Cog who tends to explode if he gets too scared, and though he's tried to get it fixed, no solutions seem to stick very long. He's very self-conscious, but Kelly and Colby always jump in to defend him because he's always trying his best despite the circumstances, and they really respect him for that.

Peanut - Computer mouse and office pet. Enjoys belly rubs. Her favorite employee is Colby because she likes how he tastes.

[silverequation]

Silver could use his powers to play the world’s largest paddleball

[fullmoonfireball]

i just think she would enjoy some paddleball

[theramblingvoid]

I do not in fact know this feeling. I just tried it because I was curious but I don't seem to be able to make it happen, it certainly doesn't happen on its own. Very interested to hear more about it

You know that feeling when you close your eyes and your bodily awareness goes bouncy/zooms in and out.

Yeah what's that all about.

[soultragedy]

richie tozier the kind of guy to have sex and then immediately pull out a paddleball afterwards

[yolyoola]

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING *eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward* MAMA! *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* HOOLEY DOOLEY *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* EEE-AW EEE-AW *pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere* GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH *wolf whistle* AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* WOZARADOO!!! YEEEEHHHAAAAWWWW LADYYY *eyes turn into slot machine slots* WOWZAAAAA! *tapdancing sounds, running in a circle* JEEPERS HEEPERS *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates* DUUUUUUHHHH *bashes own head with hammer 5 times* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *slams chair on table* BWOOOAAGHHHH *old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs* CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA *fireworks shoot from top of head* PHWOAARRR *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground* JEEZ LOUISE *propeller spins on hat comically* WOWEEE OINKA OINKA *pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively* HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA *jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity* HOOOLY MOOOOLY *pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them* OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' *fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body* WHADDA DAAAAME *starts foaming at the mouth* HUUUUUUUURRRRRR *furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table* GRRRR BARK BARK BARK *head unscrews and starts rotating* BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING *starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air* DING DING DING DING DING DING *starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red* HAAAHEEEEEEEEEEE

[artdcnaldson]

I see your husband!art on beach vacation and raise you:

Boyfriend!Patrick on a beach trip. Patrick who you have to bring a bucket and shovel for him to dig holes. He digs a 3 foot hole and once he’s done that he’s on to the next task.

Patrick who you have to bring a tennis ball a dog ball launcher for you to launch the ball in the water and have him swim and chase it and bring it back which keeps him entertained for 2 hours until your arm gets tired.

Patrick who whines he’s boreeed while your trying to relax after he runs out of activities to do. Patrick who you have to fuck in a lounge chair to get him to finally relax enough to relax and take a nap.

-💐

EXACTLYYYY EXACTLYYYY!!!!

Patrick just does the most random shit honestly. Digging holes. Trying to catch fish with a cheap net he bought from a souvenir store. Finding shells and lining them up on your beach chair. Plays the little beach paddleball game but he’s too competitive and you get mad and quit after he launched the tiny little ping pong ball halfway down the beach. But yeah if it’s a private enough beach he’s definitely expending all of his leftover energy fucking you nice and slow, super tender and sweet and relaxing. Wrapped up in a towel, all body heat and salt and sweat. He knocks out immediately after and you can finally read your book.

[beloxiia]

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE

[trashogram]

Greasy keeping mistletoe in his pocket actually led me down a rabbit hole and now I’m gonna HC that he keeps a ton of ridiculous nonsensical stuff in his pockets a la The Mask (1994).

I’m talkin’ a collection of knives, cigars, nudie magazines, handguns, a paddleball, four slinkies, a 2x4 plank of wood, at least 8 stolen shot glasses, a vat of hair gel, an extra long tie, a bra he snatched from a clothesline, a dozen hard-boiled eggs, a hair comb with a shanked end, a broken bombilla, a little black book full of numbers that have all strangely gone out of service…