#pacifiers uses

[radiance1]

Danny has been reincarnated.

Which was an odd thing to realize, it wasn't even a slow one he just... snapped into it one day. One moment he was staring at a wall out of boredom the next, well, he was staring for an entirely different reason.

It was a task for his now young -he thinks around three years old?- mind to work its way through the memories, but it wasn't like he had much else to do honestly. So, what does he know?

His name is Danny, like, his actual name and not just a moniker. He was once a halfa and he already knows he's going to be missing invisibility and intangibility. He, well, died. For like, a second time which actually makes sense because reincarnation-

Anyways.

He was a clone of two people from this thing called the Justice League which, weird name but probably some government or activist group. Wonder Woman and Superman. Which were pretty weird names to name your kids but eh.

He doesn't really remember much besides that from this life, or the one from before but he's an adult! He'll figure things out once he gets out of this containment tube thing.

Did he mention he was in a test tube? He's a tube baby now. He thinks? Or maybe it's more like he's being contained.

Whatever.

So he breaks out. Thank you apparent superstrength that he has no idea why he has but he's not going to complain! He then wandered around all of the other test tubes, able to remember just enough of English to see that yea, they're dead.

He probably was too, before he had memories zapped into him. Or a vegetable.

He then finds this really big container, checks it out, then opens it because the clone inside isn't dead!

'Project Match' it said. He'll just call him Match.

Was he thanked for helping him? Nope. You would think that he would be thanked or at least somewhat respected for saving this guy but nope!

He was, quite literally, held up by his leg and dangled in the air. Who dangles a three-year-old?! Well, he was technically and adult but still! The next few things were a blur but after pulling off the old Fenton charm he found him and Match outside as he tried to stop him from attacking random people.

Luckily the charms and privilege of the youngest (he's assuming he's the youngest, because he's physically three) was more than enough to get through to him. Sure, the guy couldn't form words, really aggressive for literally no reason, really weird but also absolutely cool looking eyes. But he worked around the first issue by developing their own personal language from like grunts and stuff, the second he once again used his youngest privilege to boss him around and the third a pair of sunglasses easily fixed.

He just had to steer Match clear of those random S crest mark thingies. Which was a weird thing to hate but hey, he's not there to judge.

[little-pup-pip]

may I please have a moodboard for a brown boarder collie puppy with a paci maybe if it’s okie ? thank you so so much ! 💕૮꒰ˊᗜˋ ꒱ა

Definitely!!

[clone-whore-99]

What they didn't show in The Bad Batch, was how in the first month or so after leaving Kamino, Omega was nonstop sick from all the new germs she was exposed to, since she's spent her entire life before that in a sterile environment

[captainbragd]

Kahl-175 is the only guy who's allowed to call me "Brother"

[nando161mando]

Western culture is designed to pacify us

[capcavan]

hi i'm being unhinged and edgy

[captainclickycat]

Incidentally the first version of the Orpheus myth I was ever told was the version my grandad told me and a friend when we were preteens or thereabouts, and the way he told it Orpheus’s main motivation for looking back was essentially “oh crap, what if she looks like a rotting corpse”

To this day I don’t know if that’s an established version of the myth or whether he just put that in to make the whole story more amusing to a couple of ten-year-olds

[trottings]

ok idk if this is going to sound weird or not and is kind of embarrassing for me to admit to BUT I really wish there was like. some kind of adult version of something with a similar function to a pacifier without actually being a pacifier. I know there's chewelry but it doesn't really satisfy the exact same urge simce most aren't really built for sucking specifically and even though I do get some kind of residual sucking urge the level of infantalization that comes with a pacifier just really isn't my thing and the idea of using one at all makes me recoil to the point that even mentioning the concept is something I don't want to do. even though I experience involuntary age regression that kind of stuff is a bit too baby-ish for me especially as I still consider myself an adult. that being said sucking on my fingers definitely isn't ideal or really sanitary so I kinda wish there was a necklace similar to how chewelry works but that's meant to be sucked on rather than chewed on to help adults with that residual urge. I kinda feel like...ok have you ever seen or had a cat who was weaned too early so they nurse on soft fabric LOL that's how I feel and I want something more subtle to satisfy that urge

[yumenosakiacademy]

[gagedraws]

Beware Bierce for even Malak can recruit others to their game.

[little-pup-pip]

Cherry Blossoms!!

[mihai-florescu]

The thing about being a bitch and a hater is that you need to be charismatic about it for people to still like you somehow. And most importantly you need to be a poor little meow meow people will want to help see win.

[citrlet]

i'm so excited for sdv 1.6 on the switch, i hope it comes relatively soon

[goose-nut]

olease god have mercr y

[postdoe]

There is a grim humor in corporations trying to erode New Deal labor protections, when they were specifically put in place to protect American capitalism from communist uprisings.