#pLS I SUCK AT THIS OMG

[noornight]

Rapple kiss <3

[skitskatdacat63]

For everyone who wanted bullfighter Nando when I mentioned it the other day, here you go :D

+ this one I don't feel like coloring yet(imagine he's in Ferrari colors!!!)

[schnitzelsemmerl]

Oh allmighty deities of the Ride the Cyclone fandom on this very blessed app named Tumblr, please accept my Constance drawing as offering:

[oddvanilla]

Why is it SO hard for me to talk to people I like. I mean I'll avoid you so bad.

Today I was at the metro train thing idk wth it's called,, but I sat down and looked around me like I usually would..and of course it's normal like just an old couple sat next to me and stuff,, UNTIL this guy sat in front of me..like across.

I was like ?? And I started taking a peak while he wasn't looking and I was like. Pause. OH GOD he is HANDSOME?? I don't think I was even crushing I IMMEDIATELY fell in love..I started smiling and kicking my feet😭💕 but THEN he looked at me back. I was like...😣 I began panicking SOSOSO BAD. Instantly started thinking if my life is really worth it and crap..I was making this even MORE awkward by looking around instead and avoiding looking at him like my life depended on it?????? But I'm glad a random pregnant woman pulled up and I had to get up for her, I no longer have to stare at him because he's LITERALLY right Infront of me ☹️☹️

PS he's still so goddamn fine like omg omg omg. He has like brown hair that's neck length and amber eyes too..also his eyebrows are PERFECT like MWAH 😍😍 and his facial features are so sharp that's like my type actually I'm losing it..SORRY U GUYS HAVE TO HEAR ME YAP I JUST CAN'T I NEEDDDD TO TALK ABOUT THIS?? AND I SUCK AT MEMORISING BUT HIS FACE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD..

[boxwinebaddie]

HI Uncle Nina <3 Can we hear about how your Rm!Style met as kids?

listen, you guys. i am SO excited for this!!! words cannot express how excited it makes me when i get to talk about the prequel, like they are sooo stikin' cute in the prequel!!! ilysm baby raven and jersey. MWAH!

*eldritchhorror!kenny!nina cracks knuckles n opens up a portal* okay girls, gays n gays, we're going on a field trip,

TO THE PAST!

( i’m chaotic bi ms. frizzle in the pink y2k hello kitty bus )

so, i gotta be honest, my friends, i don't know EXACTLY how old the boys are, but i am gonna say they are anywhere between 6-8 y/o. it's summer time and the broflovski's have just moved to southern park, colorado from sheila's hometown in new jersey...and have moved in right next door...to the marsh family, namely:

ravenstanley r.w. marsh.

who i am using as a primary narrator...FOR ONCE!

because to tell you this was the best day of his life was an goddamn understatement...to tell you that this changed his life, even, is a fkn understatement because this moment, this fateful day GAVE HIS ENTIRE LIFE MEANING. meeting kyle broflovski...was Everything.

again, it wasn't just like 'oh, this boy who moved next door to me is kinda cute, i might have a crush on him'

It Was Dead Serious, Guys.

a teeny tiny, itsy bitsy, ickle ravenstanley marsh heard a single loud, angry, brutal note of the kyle broflovski new jersey slaughterhouse and was immediately irreversibly head over heels IN LOVE with him.

fresh from jersey kyle asked stan if he could open his fresca and the man's synesthesia was flashing, spinning, ringing and dinging like he was playing the world's biggest slot machine and just hit JACKPOT.

and that was before he got a good look at him because...

Wooooowza. <3

all the hundreds of little freckles speckled over his skin like sun-stars, his big, beautiful curly red hair, his gorgeous, glowering mean, green eyes ravenstan was legitimately Breathtaken by kyle's beauty, omfg.

however, the funniest part abt all of this to me is that poor sweet pre!rm rae is legitimately having divine visions and hearing angelic choirs, meanwhile pre!rm jers is just staring blankly at this weird, giant-eyed freaky mouth-breathing rural colorado kid ( who ig is his neighbor now, smh ) that's just staring up at him and sweating and shaking and looks like he's having a Stroke.

edit: i forgot to describe what they looked like so know that ravenstan had come out of the house because his mom told him to say hi to the neighbors and help them with boxes and stuff, say hi to their son, etc.

i think his hair is shoulder length, but its in a lil ponytail, he's in randy's gigantic black sabbath t-shirt, probably has a gigantic edgy boy temp tattoo of a skull or a snake on his neck, smh, little like hot wheels, boy section of target-esqe stickers all over his face and arms, little other edgy elementary school boy marker tattoos on his arms because he literally has always been a rockstar.

meanwhile, jersey, in canon ncu baby kyle fashion, is wearing his gigantic kyle signature orange coat and green ushanka IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER because he is self conscious and sheila bought both on sale at the mall during summer when the winter stuff is all half up because she's a thrifty queen and wants him to get wear out of them and break them in...smh.

so he is sweating like hell and just wants to get his fresca open, which is very vintage and still comes in the bottle.

but regarding The Fresca Of Fate,

stan Does eventually ( open / it. )

...in the most chaotic, unhinged way possible, btw.

which is that baby ravenstan bites, rips and twists the cap off with his teeth like a feral fucking animal ( which i think happened because he was legitimately panicking like holy shit, what do i do, what the Fuck do i doooo?!?! i don't know how to get this open but the beautiful spotty boy w/ the perfect voice asked me to do it, so ¡oRALE! )

note: it is this party trick that he'd seen randy do a couple of times and just replicated, but totally ripped his lip open in the process, btw.

anyways, rae hands the fresca back to baby jersey and because he is a fkn idiot but also a superstar ( i love u raven ) shoots kyle the signature stanley marsh wink-peace sign-finger gun combo wombo.

and jersey is just SHOOK because that was, in fact, criminally insane, but also...kinda cool? and an oddly touching gesture because he could have just handed the bottle back or said go fuck yourself, new kid! because he didn't give a shit about this kid from next door and his parents were both busy...but wanted kyle to have his little drinky poo so bad that he literally busted his lip open turning into a can-opener for ky...and did the cutest, weirdest most awkward hand-sign ever.

tldr; it was brave and reckless and boyish and radiant. and kyle, who usually is highly disgusted by the germs of other people...finds that brings the lip of the fresca bottle to his with ease, sips his drink, which tastes like victory and probably a bit like cinnamon red hots, watches his weirdo neighbor give him the wink peace sign finger gun combo and is so weirdly endeared by this that he...

gives stan a rare kyle smile and even rarer kyle laugh. :’)

and this is so glorious and gorgeous to ravenstan that he literally cannot breathe, his heart is pounding in his chest, he is fkn shaking, goes to say something and immediately THROWS UP ALL OVER KYLE AND PASSES OUT. skhdlksahdsh HEEEEELP NO.

but yeah...that's how dad and dad met. please note that in canon ncu fashion ravenstan followed jersey around like a lovesick puppy, ignoring all of the kids trying to get his attention and play with him, desperate for kyle to acknowledge his existence for literally five seconds or accept his offer of being super best friends...

all the while, jerseykyle is trying to get away from him because he doesn't like other people, doesn't want to be friends, just wants to be left alone and be alone skhdld and is like weird kid with the giant eyeballs PLEASE FUCK OFF ( this does make stan fall more in love with him, stan i need you to go to therapy for the type of guys u like ) and this apathy and disinterest continues until...

stan takes the stark's pond hockey puck for him.

and suddenly, kyle's cold dead heart starts beating again, he sees ravenstan in the hospital recovering from slicing his face and mouth open again, who smiles so hard he RIPS his stitches open again, smh and from that moment on, they are Super Best Friends.

but both secretly want something more, legend says.

-uncle nina, obsessed with the prequel <3

[clits-and-clips]

I have one of my fav sets sitting in my drafts and can't bring myself to post because it's still just so weirrrrrd I can't explain it. Couldn't use tumblr for a few days after he broke up with me. Still don't want to post myself or take new pics

[suosgirl]

gonna be yapping all weekend ... hehe ... so if you see a sudden influx of activity u know why ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

[ilovebiscuits]

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[lambilegs]

IM BACKKKKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭💗💓💕✨🌈

[unnonexistence]

i'm reading jonathan strange and mr. norrell & i have to say, it is a very bold choice to put jonathan strange's name first in the title & then make no mention of him outside of footnotes until... well idk when because it hasn't happened yet. i'm on page 68 and counting.

[philzokman]

wamted to watch youtube but they heavily overestimate how much effort im willing to put into disabling my ad block when i can simply not do that

[thimack]

what if just no one went to the disney live action remakes? what would they do?? stop making them?? would they actually make something new again?? rethink their actions? or will they make like, a frozen 3

[desperatefun]

Shy nerdy dudes who get flustered easily but eventually snap and fuck you for hours>>>>>>

[bakatenshii]

I think you and I have had, like, *one* interaction but it was enough for me to go like "Yo, wouldn't it be awesome if I weren't socially anxious and actually became friends with this person?" Yeah, that was cool.

Anyway, I hope you don't get too bogged down in the idea of chasing that nostalgia high. I think I get it, but I can't be certain. Hope, at the very least, you keep lurking. You're a delight every time you cross my dash ♡

omg STOP IT WELL IM NOTORIOUS FOR LIKE BEING OVERBEARING?? ENOUGH TO CANCEL OUT THE SOCIAL ANXIETY,, SO HERE I AM SCREECHING AT YOU.

but thank you so so so much aaaaaAAAA i think I’ve always sucked at like just appreciating the moment for what it is and not thinking about the nostalgia BUT ANYWAYS i will work on it!! I APPRECIATE you sO MUCH MY LOOOOVE KISS KISS

[slagclaren]

see this is where i like the thoughts you’re thinking because i didn’t factor in if someone is mean to him. what will that do to him? what will that do to us?????? how will the ecosystem be disturbed if he gets called out for a really stupid decision?????????

sometimes i forget my world is bigger than just me n my mutuals with phds in jenson science.... i still get soooo upset when ppl talk bad abt seb i can't take it if it'll also happen to my failcringe best boy jenson...... truly retirement stinks but it also means some peace n quiet 🙏

[blackflcgs]

He’s been checking his phone so much it’s starting to get pathetic. Except the longer the radio silence goes on, he’s not so much upset as he is concerned. It really isn’t like Tig to bail on plans. It’s even less like him not to call, or at the very least, text if something’s come up.

Ugh. Whatever. Probably more of the same stupid bullshit the pack of white trash fuckheads Tig rides with are constantly embroiled in. Nothing to be done about it now, he supposes.

Fortunately, Ed’s never had any problem with chatting up strangers. He’s just been mingling with the other people at the bar and even having a decent time doing it, but he’s taken a moment to step away to check his phone again. This time because he’s considering calling Izzy to see if his second in command and closest he has to a real friend is free.

But... that’s probably shitty, right? Only ringing Izzy to hang out once his dick appointment has fallen through?

Ed doesn’t have much time to consider it, as his phone is almost knocked from his hands when someone collides with his shoulder. He looks up, scowls when he sees the same prick he’d noticed earlier in the night mean-mugging him. No one Ed recognizes. The fuck that’s all about, anyway? He reckons it could be Ed’s cut he’s got on, displaying the pride flag colors of Queen’s Revenge motorcycle club, ruffling feathers. It’s happened before.

Had it been even just ten years ago, Ed probably just would have swung on the guy immediately. Sometimes he likes to dabble in de-escalation these days, though. Ed grins, but it doesn’t reach his eyes. “Hey, mate. Gonna let that slide. Why don’t you fuck off before you get in over your head, yeah?”

@forbiddenwoodlands