#pImple popping

[fanaticsnail]

Don't you dare move, Captain

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Word Count: 1,900+

Synopsis: You dismiss your captain from duty to behave as your personal assistant as a form of punishment. While working, you finally notice something on the tip of his nose that you need to help him with

Themes: Platonic!Kid x gn!reader, softness, little bit of flirting, swearing, medical practice, patient x doctor, pimple popping, skin care, platonic kisses, reader is referred to as "Doc" - the doctor of the Kid Pirates

Notes: Something little to get me out of the writings block slump. These pirates need a good skincare regime for the amount of war-paint they wear.

Tag List: @mfreedomstuff @daydreamer-in-training @sinning-23 @gingernut1314 @i-am-vita @indydonuts @feral-artistry @since-im-already-here @sordidmusings @nerium-lil

“Hey Doc, this one of the good ones?” the gruff voice of your captain called over to you without moving his head. Glancing over your shoulder, you witness his raised hand hovering over his shoulder. 

Looking at the white and cream cloth material, you notice the fray of the woven bandage was not as intense as the others and softly sigh. 

“You know, Cap,” you mumble beneath your breath, turning back to face your desk and sorting through your surgical equipment, “If I have to baby you each time you pick up a bandage and tell you whether it’s good to use, or we should chuck it, I’m gonna fly into a fucking rage.” Your captain Eustass Kid cackled at you, placing it into the discard pile and picking up another. 

“Yeah, that’s kinda the point, you know?” he muttered beneath his breath, furrowing his brows and concentrating on sifting through the supplies. “This is fucking boring, and I should be doing other shit. Remind me why I’m doing this again?” 

Pushing back your rotating desk chair, you swooshed through your office space and slammed the back of the chair against the wall in front of your captain, while remaining seated on the plush surface. Glaring down into his bowed head, he avoided your gaze with a soft grimace on his features to hide his sheepishness.

“Because I caught you with a needle in your hand, ball bearings flying through the air, and hovering dangerously close to Heat’s belly button as if to pierce it. We’ve spoken about it, you said you’d stop, and you fucking didn’t,” you chastise him, prompting him to further recoil from your fury. “So I dismissed you from your duties as captain, as is my prerogative as doctor on board, and you are to remain with me until I decide you’ve learnt your lesson.” 

He grumbled beneath his breath, mimicking your voice in a mocking tone back at you, and bobbing his head from side to side. Red flashed over your features, prompting you to reach down and harshly collect his chin beneath your grip and raise his face to meet with yours. Kid looked up at you in surprise at your intensity while expecting to be met with a violent glint in your eye, and lips curled into a snarl. 

In lieu of finding such an expression, he found your gaze unexpectedly perplexing. Eyes wide and partially glazed over, you held your gaze intensely against the pointed tip of his nose as a sick, sadistic grin spread across your lips. 

While still holding his chin in your grip, you blindly reached down and sought out a pair of latex rubber gloves, a gauze pack, a padded plaster, and a pair of tweezers from your left breast pocket. He darted his eyes between yours, shocked as you slid off your chair and straddled his lap, pushing him down onto his back and sitting comfortably on his stomach.

“Don’t you dare move, Captain,” you warned him, your voice low and intense. He gulped, sweat beginning to pool at his temple as he continued to study your face. Your eyes bore into his nose, the sickening snap of your gloves meeting your wrist causing his mind to flood with every possibility. 

“What are you-?” he began, halting as you bully his chest to lie flat down on his back with your elbow and forearm. 

“Don’t you fuckin’ move,” you growl down into him, pushing all your weight against his chest and pinning him beneath your thighs. Your hands draw up to splay over his cheeks as your thumbs anchor against his nose. “It’s ready.” 

“Oi, what’s ready? What’s ready?” he frantically panted, attempting to scramble back with his right arm pawing at his side. Raising your left leg, you stamped down on his right wrist and pinned him in place. 

“I told you all at the last place to use the goat-milk oat soap to wash your face with, especially after donning the paints and tints you all wear,” you whispered through your teeth, grinning down at him, “Or your pores get compacted and clogged, resulting in that fuckin' thing.” You pointed with your chin towards his nose, prompting him to cross his eyes in search of the object. 

Sure enough, the large compacted head of a blocked pore was swollen in a vibrant red surrounding the dark tip. The throbbing of pus beneath the surface of the welt pulsated and filled his face with a hot, achy swell. 

Kid gulped, looking from the tip of his nose up to meet with your dangerous gaze. Glaring at him, you deepened your lunge and bore yourself down on him with a deep scowl to scold him with. He couldn't move, feeling pinned and helpless against your body as you place your palms on either side of his cheeks. 

“I'm gonna pop it,” you whisper menacingly down at him, “And then I'm gonna wash your damn face.” Your captain did nothing to move, frozen in his place as you placed your glove-donned thumbs on either side of his nose. 

“Wire is the only one who listens to me about skincare,” you whispered, testing out the taut skin with a soft press of your thumbs, “And look at him. Man’s in his forties, and he's gorgeous.” Kid frowned at your comment and winced at your pinch. 

“Got a thing for the big, stoic guy, huh?” he growled out as you pressed harder against his nose, “Oi, this fuckin’ hurts. Let up a bit, would ya?” You glare at him and push your thumbs closer together as the dark tip to the welt begins to protrude from the red mound. 

“I don't have a thing for any of you lot, Cap,” you glare at him, moving the gauze to collect the small amount of puss that spilled from his nose, “You're being a baby. You've had your arm blown off, your face scarred and maimed. This is nothing.” 

You continued pressing, being as gentle as you could while extracting the blocked pore from his flesh. With one final press, it all came out with a ‘pop’ and a rapid spill from the welt. He groaned as you cleaned him up with gauze and cotton tips. 

“There now. Was that so bad?” you coo down at him with a mocking tone. He grumbled something inaudible beneath his breath and poured at you. Continuing to clean up the small amount of blood seeping from the oozing sore, he studied your face knit in concentration. 

Darting his eyes between yours before sparing a glance to how quickly you managed to pin him, he pursed his painted lips on deep thought. 

“Go lay down on the cot, and put your head on the pillow,” you order him, finally releasing him from your pin and raising to your feet. He laid there for a few moments and glaring at you as you began to gather a few items and placed them beside the bench. Washing your hands thoroughly at the sink, you wipe them on some paper towel before discarding them in your waste bin. 

Rising to his feet, he followed your order and laid flat on his back and stared up at the ceiling. Moving your rotating chair behind the cot, you cranked the side a few times to extend the height to hover over him. He scowled at you before his eyes widened in curiosity. 

Rotating a whisking brush in a small bowl, frothy suds appeared. You gathered the lather and began to roll it in your four fingers against one another. 

Kid remained silent, hypnotized by your motions as you drew your hands down to his cheeks and rubbing firmly against his face. He attempted to initially fight the hands that sought to tame him, but gave into the touch as you smoothed over his flesh with your skilled fingers. 

Removing the rent tint from his lips and dark paint over his eyes, his eyelashes met as he clamped them tightly shut to avoid the sting of soap. A hot, damp towel stroked at his skin, prompting him to release a lengthy sigh at the warmth. You hummed down at him as he gave into the touch. 

His shoulders relaxed their tension against the cot, his belly deflating as his back melted into the firm mattress. Captain Eutass Kid was putty beneath your hands, a small ghost of a smile rising over his lips the longer you dabbed at him. Cleansing his skin of the painted smears first, you spent time being as gentle as you could over the healing welt on the tip of his nose. 

Wiping away the crust of amber-tinged plasma, you applied a small amount of cream and antiseptic to the crater on his nose. Finding a small, star-shaped patch, you opened it and placed it over the small wound. His eyes opened as he gazed his wide eyes up to meet with your concentrated expression. 

“There,” you hum with a soft cock of your head. Taking a moment to yourself, you hesitate before leaning down and pressing your lips softly to the small spot over his nose. Pulling away, you narrow your eyes and tease down at him, “Was that so bad? All you have to do is wash your face every now and again and you won't-.”

“-The hell d’you kiss me for?!” your captain barked at you, immediately springing up in his seat and glaring down at your position at the head of the cot. You rolled your eyes at him and began packing up for equipment in a neat pile before turning away towards the sink. 

“Sorry, sir,” you abrasively apologized over your shoulder, “Forgot that wasn’t in your care plan.” He huffed behind you before jumping off the cot and stomping over towards you. Gently shoving your shoulder with his right arm, he turned you to face him. 

“What do you mean ‘your care plan,’ huh?” he spat angrily down at you, “Who’s care plan is it in? How long have you been giving them away? Why the hell isn’t it in mine?” You scoff at him while leaning your hips back on the sink behind you. 

“One: I have a file for different treatment preferences, and some of those preferences involve hugs and kisses. Two: Doctor-patient confidentiality.” You fold your arms over your chest while arching your brow high at him, “Three: Since you hired me. And, Four,” you step away from the sink and hold your ground, “Do you want it to be?” 

His brow was deeply furrowed, his lips curled back to reveal a deep grimace as he puffed out his chest and stared you down. From your shorter stature, you managed to look down your nose at him with an unwavering intensity. A short quiver was depicted in his grimace before it was replaced with a soft pout. 

He rounded his eyes, hanging his head and slouching his shoulders. His forehead brushed with yours as he leaned down to slump against you, uttering a single word with a soft sniffle. 

“Yes.” 

Raising your hand, your arm wraps and cradle his neck and drawing him against your shoulder. He rubs his freshly cleansed head against the ball of your shoulder before nuzzling into your neck. You roll your eyes and gently soothe him by caressing his soft, red hair and holding him firmly in place. 

“I suppose you expect a pay rise with this, huh, Doc?” his muffled voice questioned you with a soft hint of malice in his tone. You shook your head and drew his right arm around your back before hooking your other hand over his neck to rejoin the one there.

“No, Cap,” you coo at him, gently rubbing his shoulders, “This I'll do for free.”

[neurospicyyy]

Heyyy! Can’t stop picking, popping, and/or squeezing your skin? (dermatillomania)

Dw, nothing’s wrong w/ you. I have the same problem! Here are some things I have on my wishlist that should help reduce picking and popping:

Ishy Squishy Ball™ 2-pack

Pimple Popping Toy (with refillable pus!)

Paint and Picking Stone

12-sided Fidget Toy

Pea Pod Fidget

Pick Apart Corks

Fun bubble wrap

Finger Tape (as a reminder not to pick!)

Hopefully you’ll find these useful! If you have anything I should add, please comment or reblog so I can add it. I’m planning on purchasing some of these, so when I do (which might be a while lol) I’ll tell you about it!

NOTE: These are NOT affiliate links and I will not receive anything if you click on them. Please keep that in mind :) /srs

[applemil]

final comics for my last class.

it's a real book and it's mine and i like that

[sohannabarberaesque]

BRAIN, taking stock of a pimple-popping video in YouTube whose title is "I am goldie vee, I am goldie vee" (as if such were part of a series): Geez, who exactly is this "Goldie Vee" the producers of these videos speak of? TOP CAT: Brain, to be honest about it, cats like us don't get acne or blackheads! And besides, there's more to life than watching pimple-extraction videos and trying not to get sick to your stomach about it!

[dreams-of-the-dead]

Pimple popping videos r my cocomelon

[sarahowritesostucky]

The first Step is Admitting you Have a Problem ...

I have a problem. 😯

I am helpless over watching pimple popping videos on YouTube.

... and cysts/abscess videos

... and jigger digging videos

... and tonsil stone videos

... and earwax videos

... and ingrown toenail videos

I'm just a whole big pile of disgusting.

[roman-sunshine]

Hydrocolloid bandages has been a game changer for me in terms of acne, boils, and skin picking.

It helps everything heal up real nice - I've had super deep pimples stick to the bandage and just have an enormous deep core come out, it doesn't scar as badly, and also I found tapping the band-aid and running my fingers over it helped soothe the urge to pick at pimples or scabs

I even put one over my stitches when every single "waterproof" dressing immediately started lifting or got soaked with sweat. I put one on and it stayed firm and kept water out for eight days, even though the stitches were on my knee. My doctor was completely floored how well it worked when I went to have the stitches taken out.

I don't recommend it over scrapes because they produce a lot of fluid and the bandage gets soaked immediately but literally everything else they're amazing

[garlic-arts]

Help an acquaintance in need!

My acquaintance Aether is having some financial issues and is in need of help with their bills, as their water's been shut off.

They're currently doing $10 meme sketches, and you can donate directly at their kofi link. Any support is greatly appreciated!

Comisions:http://aetherkey.carrd.co/

Donations:https://ko-fi.com/aetherkey

Please do what you can to help even if it's just a reblog.

[bambroot]

Need someone to come pop my pimples for me. Don't be alarmed by what comes out.

[aleck-le-mec]

I love watching pimple popping videos but sometimes they piss me off because the popper isn’t using the correct technique and it legitimately can make me fussy.

[cannibalcharon]

As a kid I used to fantasize about being a water bender because I could simply just bend out all my acne contents. one schlorp and my pores are empty and clean. I cannot be the only one who realized this would be a water bending perk

[mywellfare]

UNDERSTANDING ACNE: TYPES, CAUSES, AND SUCCESSFUL TREATMENT

INTRODUCTION :

Millions of people throughout the world suffer with acne, a prevalent skin problem. Acne can last far into maturity, despite the fact that it’s frequently linked to puberty. The definition of acne, its numerous kinds, underlying causes, symptoms, variables influencing its prevalence, and successful treatments are all covered in this in-depth medical article. Let’s investigate this skin issue.

DEFINITION OF ACNE :

Acne, medically known as acne vulgaris, is a chronic skin disorder primarily characterized by the development of pimples, blackheads, whiteheads, and, in more severe cases, cysts and nodules. It occurs when hair follicles become clogged with oil and dead skin cells, leading to inflammation and the formation of blemishes.

TYPE OF ACNE :

Comedonal Acne: This type includes non-inflammatory acne with the formation of comedones, such as blackheads and whiteheads.

Inflammatory Acne: Characterized by redness, swelling, and pus-filled pimples, it includes papules and pustules.

Cystic Acne: The most severe form, cystic acne results in painful, deep-seated cysts and nodules that often leave scars.

CAUSES OF ACNE :

Acne is caused by a number of factors, including:

Sebum Overproduction : Sebum, or skin oil, overproduction can clog pores.

Bacterial : Growth: Bacteria such as Propionibacterium acnes (P. acnes) thrive in congested follicles.

Inflammation : The development of lesions is influenced by irritation and inflammation of the hair follicles.

Hormonal Fluctuations : Sebum production can be induced by hormonal fluctuations, which are frequently experienced during adolescence, pregnancy, and menstruation.

Diet : For certain people, dairy products and high-glycemic diets might make acne worse.

Genetics : A history of acne in the family may make someone more susceptible.

COMMON SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS OF ACNE INCLUDE :

· Open comedones (blackheads)

· Closed comedones known as whiteheads

· Papules (tiny, crimson lumps)

· pustules (lesions filled with pus)

· Cysts (huge, uncomfortable tumors filled with pus)

· Nodules (agonizing, hard bumps)

· Redness and swelling

WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE MORE EXPOSED TO ACNE THAN OTHERS?

The following elements affect each person’s susceptibility :

· The influence of genetic predisposition is substantial.

· The production of sebum may increase as a result of hormonal changes.

· Humidity and pollution are two environmental elements that may aggravate acne.

· Diet, especially items high in glycemic index and dairy, can affect how severe it is.

· Acne formation may be influenced by skin care practices and product selection.

FOODS THAT CAN AGGRAVATE ACNE INCLUDE :

Foods with a high glycemic index : such as white bread, sugary cereals, and processed snacks, can cause blood sugar levels to jump, which in turn causes an increase in sebum production and inflammation.

Dairy Products : Some research indicate a connection between dairy consumption and acne, particularly skim milk. Dairy consumption can worsen skin conditions and affect hormonal changes.

Foods that are fried or greasy : By stimulating the production of more oil, fried foods like French fries and fried chicken can exacerbate acne.

Chocolate : Although the connection between chocolate and acne is not entirely known, some people may discover that consuming too much of it makes their skin problem worse.

Candy, soda, and sweet desserts can cause blood sugar to surge and may be a factor in acne flare-ups.

FOODS THAT MAY HELP WITH ACNE:

Fruits and veggies : Eating a diet high in fruits and vegetables can help lower inflammation and improve general skin health by supplying antioxidants.

Fatty fish : Omega-3 fatty acids, which are present in salmon, mackerel, and sardines, have anti-inflammatory effects and may be good for the skin.

Nuts and Seeds : Vital elements like zinc and vitamin E, which are crucial for the health of the skin, may be found in almonds, walnuts, and flaxseeds.

Whole Grains : To help regulate blood sugar levels, choose whole grains such brown rice, quinoa, and whole wheat bread over processed grains.

Green Tea : Green tea is high in antioxidants and has been linked in several studies to better skin health.

Probiotics : By enhancing gut health, the probiotics in fermented foods like yogurt and kefir may also benefit skin.

Keep in mind that every person will experience food’s effects on acne differently. It’s crucial to pay attention to how your diet affects your skin and consult a dermatologist or healthcare provider for personalized dietary advice and acne management.

TYPES OF ACNE MEDICATIONS:

Topical retinoids: These derivatives of vitamin A help in pore cleaning and inflammation reduction.

Topical antibiotics: Creams or gels with antibiotics can kill P. acnes bacteria.

Oral antibiotics: To treat severe cases of inflammation, doctors may prescribe oral antibiotics.

Oral contraceptives: Hormonal birth control helps control fluctuations in hormone levels.

Isotretinoin (Accutane): This medication lowers sebum production and is only used in severe, treatment-resistant conditions.

CONCLUSION :

Finally, understanding the description, types, causes, symptoms, and treatment options for acne is critical for effectively treating this widespread skin problem. Even though genetics and hormonal factors might contribute, acne can be effectively managed and treated with the right skincare, a healthy diet, and medication. Consult a dermatologist if you have severe or persistent acne for individualized advice and treatment choices catered to your unique requirements.

We hope to help anyone looking to effectively treat acne by addressing all of these significant aspects of this condition.

[kannagms]

Why are all of my targeted ads on everything that pimple popping/cleaning gross shit game? I've never downloaded it. I've never downloaded anything by that company. Never done anything that would ever insinuate I want to play that. I got my own pimples to pop why tf do i want to pop virtual ones?

[sohannabarberaesque]

In after-school conversation between Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy

DOGGIE DADDY, ever the sort curious to know how his doting son's school day went: So, my ever-loving son Augie, how did school turn out today? AUGIE DOGGIE, ever the devoted: O Acme of Fatherhood, can you imagine someone not feeling any sense of appetite after watching blackhead-extraction videos online otherwise promoted as "relaxing"? DOGGIE DADDY, stunned at the news: AUGIE--!! I just hope it wasn't you my boy who went through what you just described there, losing appetite from blackhead-popping videos! AUGIE DOGGIE: Actually, it was a classmate of mine. He admitted as much during afternoon recess. DOGGIE DADDY, resignedly: Heh heh heh ... and you just wonder what this world has become when kids watch blackhead-popping videos and somehow don't seem hungry in the process. And why they call such videos "relaxing" seems to me to be dripping with false advertising ... but that's just my opinion!