#p2's random shit

[player2cuzyes]

''WE ARE NUMBER 1, MAGGOTS!''

[blackenedsnow]

hello! i wanted to ask if you could write some p2with a baker's s/o headcannons, please?(´。.̫ 。｀)

p2 dude with a baker s/o ; headcanons

WARNING: None

PAIRING: Postal (2) Dude x Reader

NOTE: Thank you for sending this request! It was really fun imagining this. I hope you enjoyed the headcanons as much as I did writing them.

You’re used to finding Dude sneaking into the kitchen at weird hours, rummaging through the baked goods like it’s his personal buffet.

He tries to be stealthy, but you always catch him red-handed, a half-eaten pastry already in his mouth.

His defense?

"It’s not like you’re gonna miss one... or five."

He tries to compliment your baking—though it’s usually in his own, gruff way.

"Damn, this is the only thing in this town that doesn’t taste like shit." Sometimes, Dude will offer to help in the kitchen (if he's in a good mood), usually after a particularly big mess he’s caused.

But instead of kneading dough or frosting cakes, he ends up causing more shit—flour everywhere, bowls knocked over, maybe even an accidental fire or two.

"Well, I sure as hell didn’t sign up for this,"

he mutters, but sticks around to clean up. If you run a bakery in Paradise, you can bet Dude’s always around, making sure no one messes with your shop.

He’s not afraid to get in someone’s face if they try to lowball you or make rude comments.

You usually have to stop him before he gets too carried away, but his heart’s in the right place.

Dude takes his role as your unofficial taste tester very seriously.

Dude will sometimes surprise you with small gestures.

He’ll drop by the store with an empty stomach just so he can sit with you and try your latest recipe.

He really enjoys those moments, sitting in the quiet while you chat over a plate of fresh-baked goods.

He’s damn impressed by how you manage to run your bakery in such a fucked up town.

He’s even more impressed that you’ve managed to stay sane while dealing with him.

If you’re an early riser, busy prepping for the day’s baking, Dude is the complete opposite.

He’ll drag himself into the kitchen, groggy and grumpy, but as soon as he smells something fresh out of the oven, his mood lifts a little.

He’ll grab a cup of coffee and sneak a warm pastry off the counter.

"Don’t mind if I do."

Every now and then, Dude will show up with random ingredients he’s "borrowed" (likely taken from someone who won’t be needing them anymore).

He’ll drop them on the counter like he’s done you some grand favor.

"Got you some supplies. Don’t ask where they came from."

You never ask, but appreciate the gesture.

You could hand Dude the most elaborate cake or a simple loaf of bread, and he’d eat it without question.

[icythot68]

AOT CHARACTERS REACTING TO BEING ASKED BY THEIR S/O IF THEY COULD HELP THEM SHAVE DOWN THERE P2!

Hange:

-Didn't even need to go ask them. They we're standing outside your bedroom with a razor in their hand

-Honestly you don't even know if she was experimenting with something that needed a razor or just being a bitch about it

-They want to do your ass hair as well

-Got a little too excited and cut you... twice

-In their words "If you stopped squirming I wouldn't have cut you"

-The same MF that gets random uncontrolled shivers for no reason

-But I digress

-Honestly don't reccommend this little psycho to my worst enemy

-However they did put on a movie for you guys to watch later

4/10

Erwin:

-Such a normal adult about it

-Literally would do anything you ask because he loves you so much

-Like a landscape gardener he trims you up real nice

-Swear this man was a barber in his past life because this man pulled out essential oils and creams

-Wouldn't even be surprised if he popped out a little pussy hairdryer out of nowhere

-You squeaky clean and feel like a baby's bottom

10/10

Levi:

-"No"

-You didn't even ask him the question

-Dealing with little shits like him is like trying to teach a deaf dog to speak spanish

-"Fine I'll just go ask (random ass MALE person)"

-Literally got up so fast and threw you onto his shoulder

-Man is an ACKERMAN there is NOTHING that he CAN"T DO

-Gives you a dirty look the entire time and says that's his "resting face" fucking cunt-

-Walks away when he is immedietly done

-He doesn't want to help you with anything else after a while

-"Hey babe! Can yo-

-"No"

0/10 (because he was a being moody like he was on his period or smth)

[gamerzylo]

OOO if I can ask about the traveling au then…how do all the pdudes feel about p3? Like is there different certain things they all like about p3 or is there things p3 does that they like for diff reasons? Sorry p3 dude is just on my mind at the moment :,)

In general they like how goofy and laid-back he is (even if he does annoy P2 sometimes with memes). He's also the most openly affectionate and is definitely loud about it, like "these are my boys and I fuckin' love them!", even if it does embarrass them all sometimes. He wears his heart on his sleeve when it comes to them.

P1 - He likes that he can feel safe around P3, both mentally and physically. P3 is surprisingly pretty good at calming him down from nightmares.

P2 - He appreciates that P3 has gone through crazy shit just like he has and that they can both joke about said situations. "I fought Gary Coleman demons!" "Yeah? Well I fought a methed up rhino and Sarah Palin!".

Redux - He appreciates that P3 is so open about giving them affection. Redux has trouble asking for it himself so being pulled into one of P3's hugs randomly is something he welcomes.

P4 - P3 is the one who found him and dragged him back to the trailer because "no damn version of us is gonna be a hobo", much to P4's confusion. Honestly P4 is just grateful for that random turn of events. P4's also the second most openly affectionate of the group so that's one of the things he likes the most about P3.

[strawbrygashez]

💀, 🎃, and 🧨 for p1 or p2?

Thanks for asking!!!!!!!

A injury headcanon

P1- He rarely tries to ever take care of any injuries he gets. Self inflicted, by accident, or made by someone else. He might if it’s really bad but I think his depression & whatnot makes it to the point he doesn’t even bother trying to help it heal. That is of course if he isn’t thinking about the ‘infection’ that he thinks is going around.

He’d let someone else help him patch his wounds up if he trusted them enough. But he’s really quiet when they do & he’s either just looking completely away or just stares at the wound & what they are doing pretty hard.

P2- makes more of a effort to patch himself up. Not all of his ways about doing so are ideal of course. He thinks smoking is probably the best way to heal himself. Otherwise he just slaps on a small band-aid over a huge gash and calls it a day 💀 but maybe after his wife leaves him, he feels more of a reason to be kinder to himself so he tries to actually bandage himself up properly & looks into getting disinfectants. Maybe even puts together a first-aid kit.

Also I think he used to feel really sick when he would have to give himself stitches but he got numb to doing it after a bit :/ and he honestly kinda forgets not everyone sees that every day so he’d so do it in front of his s/o with no warning at least once💀 he’d be momentarily confused why they look pale or whatever until he remembers ‘oh yeah, it’s not exactly usual.’

A Halloween headcanon

P1- I still can’t even decide after being in this fandom for years now, if p1 would love or hate horror movies. I can see him hating them because he already is scared of everything else so why would he wanna put on something that has violence he can just “see it everyday already” according to him. But I can see him loving them too because he gives off the vibe of being a little bit of a geek & he would know all types of old horror films. Personally I go with the idea he hates them a little more so I’ll say, he kinda skips over all the Halloween stuff they play on the TV during October. Maybe if there is some cartoon Halloween episode he’d watch it tho.

If someone asked him why he doesn’t wanna watch scary things he’s gonna def say something about how he can “see the real scary stuff on the news.”

P2- he has some good fun on Halloween. He’s not over the moon about the holiday but like in the game he yells trick or treat & shit while goin on his way so I imagine he likes to be a little bit more of a shit on that day more than usual. He buys a few decorations here and there but nothing too over the top. I imagine they don’t have a lot of room in the trailer so he doesn’t wanna clutter it up too much with seasonal things if he can have a say in it.

An unexpected headcanon

P1- after I’ve seen a lot of fanart of p1 one dancing for some reason I accepted it as a hc that he likes to dance 💀 he rarely shows any emotion while he does so and he would never dance in public but I think on a good day you could hypothetically catch him rocking out to some metal or rock. Maybe even some pop if you’re real lucky.

Also I dunno why but I hold onto the hc he has one random plush maybe uncle Dave gave to him as a kid & still has it around. Maybe laying on the bed all the time or he brings it around the house with him as a comfort item. He’d be kinda embarrassed if someone noticed tho and would try to come up with a lie that he barely cares about it or that he’s holding onto it for a relative or something lol

P2- he actually is a pretty good ‘peoples person’ when the other person doesn’t do some dumb shit. Now if it’s just because he acts friendly to stay out of trouble or if it’s because he’s genuinely like that is up for debate I guess. But I think if the world didn’t throw so much shit at him and people treated him like any decent person would, I think he’d be a very friendly guy who’s easy to get along with :) but with the way things are in p2 I imagine he has kinda a wall built up around him from anyone getting too close & they just see what’s only on the surface. He just kinda learned how to act in a way that will hopefully prevent people from flying off the handles at him.

[nininehaaa]

Piper McLean -insecure p2

You we're having a great time, your friends said you looked good and was invited to dance by 3 PEOPLE.

You were on the dance floor dancing ( duh) when you felt a sting pair of hand snake around you.

You turned around to face Kaleb Standall - an ares kid.🚩🚩🚩

"Oh hey kaleb" you giggled

"Hey Y/n , you look sexy tonight"

You couldn't tell your surroundings, or were kaleb was guiding you.

You suddenly found yourself sitting on kaleb's lap, circled by all you friends (except piper) with a random cup of alcohol in your hand.

" so... Y/n how's piper?"

"Um she's good, I guess"

"Niceee... y know piper' s real hot right?"

I was couldn't speak. He didn't like me did he? Why would HE like ME.

"Um well I guess..."I responded

""Great, you can set us up then!"

"Wait-I - I thought you liked me"

"Pft you?"

"Well yeah, you've been flirting with me for like an hour "

"Sorry dude but pipers wayyy more pretty"

After temporarily giving me trust issues he ditched me to go make out with some Apollo kid.

I felt tears stinging my eyes. Shit shit shit.

I'm so dumb. I actually thought someone liked me ...ME?

I quickly scurried out of the cabin while ignoring a worried voice ask where I was going.

I didn't even notice it following me.

~~in ur cabin~~

I slammed my door shut and crawled into my bed.

The tears in my eyes poured down my face , smudging my mascara and staining my dress.

I knew I was ugly, but did he really need to point it out? Did he really need to compare me to piper . The most perfect demigod on earth?

I heard a knock on my door. Assuming it was __( ya sibling), I shouted at them to back off , knowing that they would leave me alone until I came out and felt better.

Instead I heard a different voice.

Piper's voice.

"Y/N, you okay ? What happened with kaleb?"

"Shit pipes you have to leave"

"Y/N/N I'm not leaving till you tell me what's wrong!"

Knowing that she wouldn't leave I allowed her to come inside.

"J-just come in"

Piper barged in to see me on the bed . Tears running down my face, hair a mess and my room a disarray of items.

"Oh hun" her face softened and looked at me with concern.

She sat on the edge of my bed and pulled me into a hug.

I slowly sobbed into her shirt and told everything.

Absolutely everything.

"Fuck I hate myself" I croaked

" your such an idiot Y/N/N "

"What?"

"Your literally my favourite person. Your the reason I smile everyday. Your the reason why I live everyday. Your the reason I'm a good person. Your the reason I know what love is.

My eyes went wide. Did she really mean that ? Did she really love me?

We both stared at each other for a second, before she plunged our lips together.

~~by lovelies~~

[harriertail]

p2 thoughts

The Last Hope

i remember distinctly coming back from a school trip overseas and my parents had got me TLH as a welcome back gift. god.

Someone's bleeding! is a cool opening ngl.

Dawnpelt murder accusations.... 2 books after the fact. Purr. I get that she was probs conflicted over this but??? Does Jayfeather even get to confront her over it??? Does Tawnypelt say anything???

The Jayfeather Briarlight friendship is nice. I see why everyone shipped them back in the day. It's brought up a few times that she starts hanging from branches to test her strength and wants to be able to climb onto low hanging branches but never brought up in later books : (

ANOTHER reminder of PO3's events and Jay/Lion/Holly's birth circumstances. Kinda annoyed i didn't keep a tally but it must be once per book, if not twice

So Willowshine (and Mothwing) know a Dark Forest/StarClan battle is coming... interesting. Mothwing moments here are good ig. I like she shows up to the Moonpool even when Willowshine refuses

I like that Brambleclaw got Hollyleaf to lead a patrol to find this random dog. That's his baby girl!!!! He trusts her!!!

Even the Hollyleaf Lionbpaze hanging out scene is plagued by fucking destiny shit and recounting the last book's events omg i litro just want them to hang out :(

Dovewing just 'wanders to the ShadowClan border' wrow. and Tigerheart is still pining for her... jfc. oh and they're meeting again

I love the Onestar scene lowkey

I'm SOOOO over Lionblaze's whole thing with Cinderheart. shut up about ur destinies omg. does he get injured fighting ShadowClan? can he turn his power off and on? what the fuck? is this the implication? he let Ratscar hurt him?

we've gone from late summer/early autumn straight into leafbare for dramatic edge. the pacing is so fucked

so the Dark Forest cats (and the sleeping warriors who wake up there) have walked through the Dark Forest trees into the living world. are they asleep or awake? is it just their spirits wandering around the forest? it can't be because they leave a scent mark and Spiderleg hears their footsteps. so you fall asleep to enter the Dark Forest but you can walk out of it? and then the patrol walks back into the DF? the rules of entering the DF make no sense because. is Ivypool asleep in her nest or walking around the forest? if she is suddenly walking around, where does her body in her nest go? usually when cats are asleep but in the DF their body is in the nest

Once again, this whole prophecy doesn't make sense. Rock blames the Three/Four for the upcoming battle and says that they should never have been born and the DF would not have existed without them - this doesn't make sense. even if you consider Firestar as the Fourth and his birth creating the DF, the DF was still around before he was born. The Ancients also blame the Three and say they have been waiting - waiting for what? (i have a rewrite theory on that)

Hollyleaf calls Lionblaze a slow slug. i have to go lie down.

i swear this is the second time Dovewing has to apologise for being 'rude' to Bumblestripe and another character tells her that he likes her.

Beeltewhisker : ( and he just vanishes as well - so i guess cats bodies are really in the DF when they are dreaming ?

the problem with the DF plan (or the Erins) is that none of the cats they recruit are actually evil (Breezepelt is the only exception but in the battle he gets his ass kicked ). the Erins seem to be against making any characters actually evil; even the villains are just reused.

I adore the Mothwing scenes. I love this version of her- pragmatic, sensible, firm. Her denial of StarClan makes more sense than in later books. The omen of the burning reed = find Flametail is a little redundant because Jayfeather's known the entire book he has to find Flametail but its a good scene.

0 to 100 real quick. united the clans and now the battles begun. the whole 'we don't know if [the dark forest trainees] will fight for the Clans' doesn't really work anyway. the DF never really turned them against the Clans for any reason, and the comedically evil ones (redwillow, breezepelt) are the only ones...

i won't lie this does get me a lil choked up tho

Tigerheart has confused me this entire arc tho. "i just wanted to know what was going on [in the dark forest]" okay.

hollyleaf :((( brambleclaw's reaction :((((( hawkfrost killed his baby :(((

MAN that does go 0 to 100. while underwhelming altogether, badly paced, not the best plot justification that fucking ending paragraph is hard i cannot lie.

Someone's bleeding! is a cool opening ngl.

Dawnpelt murder accusations.... 2 books after the fact. Purr. I get that she was probs conflicted over this but??? Does Jayfeather even get to confront her over it??? Does Tawnypelt say anything???

The Jayfeather Briarlight friendship is nice, if kinda shallow sometimes. I see why everyone shipped them back in the day. It's brought up a few times that she starts hanging from branches to test her strength and wants to be able to climb onto low hanging branches but never brought up in later books : (

ANOTHER reminder of PO3's events and Jay/Lion/Holly's birth circumstances. Kinda annoyed i didn't keep a tally but it must be once per book, if not twice

So Willowshine (and Mothwing) know a Dark Forest/StarClan battle is coming... interesting. Mothwing moments here are good ig. I like she shows up to the Moonpool even when Willowshine refuses

I like that Brambleclaw got Hollyleaf to lead a patrol to find this random dog. That's his baby girl!!!! He trusts her!!!

Even the Hollyleaf Lionbpaze hanging out scene is plagued by fucking destiny shit and recounting the last book's events omg i litro just want them to hang out :(

Dovewing just 'wanders to the ShadowClan border' wrow. and Tigerheart is still pining for her... jfc. oh and they're meeting again

I love the Onestar scene lowkey

I'm SOOOO over Lionblaze's whole thing with Cinderheart. shut up about ur destinies omg. does he get injured fighting ShadowClan? can he turn his power off and on? what the fuck? is this the implication? he let Ratscar hurt him?

we've gone from late summer/early autumn straight into leafbare for dramatic edge. the pacing is so fucked

so the Dark Forest cats (and the sleeping warriors who wake up there) have walked through the Dark Forest trees into the living world. are they asleep or awake? is it just their spirits wandering around the forest? it can't be because they leave a scent mark and Spiderleg hears their footsteps. so you fall asleep to enter the Dark Forest but you can walk out of it? and then the patrol walks back into the DF? the rules of entering the DF make no sense. is Ivypool asleep in her nest or walking around the forest? if she is suddenly walking around, where does her body in her nest go? usually when cats are asleep but in the DF their body is in the nest

Once again, this whole prophecy doesn't make sense. Rock blames the Three/Four for the upcoming battle and says that they should never have been born and the DF would not have existed without them - this doesn't make sense. even if you consider Firestar as the Fourth and his birth creating the DF, the DF was still around before he was born. The Ancients also blame the Three and say they have been waiting - waiting for what? (i have a rewrite theory on that)

Hollyleaf calls Lionblaze a slow slug. i have to go lie down.

i swear this is the second time Dovewing has to apologise for being 'rude' to Bumblestripe and another character tells her that he likes her.

Beetlewhisker : ( and he just vanishes as well - so i guess cats bodies are really in the DF when they are dreaming ?

the problem with the DF plan (or the Erins) is that none of the cats they recruit are actually evil (Breezepelt is the only exception but in the battle he gets his ass kicked ). the Erins seem to be against making any characters actually evil; even the villains are just reused + non existent as they are just unnamed dark forest warriors

I adore the Mothwing scenes. I love this version of her- pragmatic, sensible, firm. Her denial of StarClan makes more sense than in later books. The omen of the burning reed = find Flametail is a little redundant because Jayfeather's known the entire book he has to find Flametail but its a good scene.

0 to 100 real quick. united the clans and now the battles begun. the whole 'we don't know if [the dark forest trainees] will fight for the Clans' doesn't really work anyway. the DF never really turned them against the Clans for any reason, and the comedically evil ones (redwillow, breezepelt) are the only ones...

i won't lie this does get me a lil choked up tho

Tigerheart has confused me this entire arc tho. "i just wanted to know what was going on [in the dark forest]" okay.

hollyleaf :((( brambleclaw's reaction :((((( hawkfrost killed his baby :(((

MAN that does go 0 to 100. while underwhelming altogether, badly paced throughout, not the best plot justification, bland characters, the depth of a thimble, that fucking ending paragraph is kinda hard.

the battle is still p intense and hard hitting but it could have/should have been more ig? it's literally five chapters

Overall thoughts i just wanna play the adventure game : (

Omen of the Stars reread + a lot of thoughts

The Fourth Apprentice

The cover is actually the best cover in the series are you kidding me? Its so pretty. The yellow blue and dark green r so nice

Why does the TC/ShC stream drying up affect the lake water level and not the RiverClan... river? Does the Moonpool stream still run???

Every mention of Squirrel and Leaf sitting together "so close they were like kits just out the nursery" is an actual STAB in the chest. They go thru so much :((((

A flash flood seems to take out the beaver den (or its just poorly worded?) so what was the point of the journey...

Dovewings personality is snappier than i think pple give her credit for, I kinda enjoy her

Tigerheart literally does not interact with her on the mission lmao what is he on about 'I'm gonna miss you'

Jayfeather missing Lionblaze is act so painful :(

Fading Echoes

So much of the opening of these books is just recounting previous events and character arcs omg this goes for all WC books.

Hollyleaf :(

Blossompaw's siblings joke that she moons over Toadstep. Idk why fucking Thornclaw becomes her mate later on then :/

What is Tigerheart doing on the border ? he doesnt explain it? I actually thought that he was already meeting Dovepaw secretly but then hes not like what is he doing...?

Dovepaw being worried for the other Clans + her thoughts about having this power should put her above the Clan rules could be so interesting. the series back-and-forths over Lionblaze (we must protect ThunderClan) and Dovepaw (we must protect all the Clans) even though Lionblaze gets annoyed at Dovepaw for using her powers to look after ThunderClan???

The whole "being obsessed with Prophecy and what it means" is probs a part of Jay's character (as he baso became a med cat to fulfil his destiny) but it also feels like a gross misunderstanding of what a Prophecy is. All the "the dark forest is rising. This might be what the Three is meant for" is like putting the horse before the cart- a prophecy is meant to describe a situation and hint at the character/means to solve it; but PO3/OoTS has the characters/means to solve, but no conflict :/ its a bit backwards.

I like the mentions of Firestar + Sandstorm going on night hunts etc.

Blossompaw/fall's a cunt lol. Shes kinda fun but shes not nice at all especially to Ivypool.

I love Littlecloud. I love when the med cats share ideas and discuss things 10/10 makes my day everytime

The pacing is actually... not good. Ive defo always been on thr camp of "too many povs and too few chapters ruins the book" but wow FE really shows it.

So much of Doves characterisation so far is about agency and not wanting to be special and have Firestar/Lion/Jay talk to her. I wish this was not forgotten about in later Super Editions.... kittypetdovewing2k24

this battle is crazy tho. I wish more of the DF plot was about stirring up trouble between the Clans and specific troublemakers in each Clan rather than the later nebelous 'dark warriors invade the forest' battle. Ill get to that one day

Night Whispers

Picking right back up in the battle...

and again just recounting the last books events. hollyleaf death/disappearance explanation count: 3

Kinda love how many times shes mentioned. From Lionblaze avoiding the tunnel she ran into to Jayfeather finding the fur that Leafpool hid.... cute

Okay i actuallt love ShadowClan discussing the battle + tactics + training and then the chapter immediately after the TC camp doesnt mention it at all and Ivypaw is like "why arent we discussing the battle? Just because we won doesn't mean we will again!!" interesting character moments + a nice look at differences between the Clans

Ivypaw and dovepaw fighting over tigerheart????? they fight so much but then always wanna be together like jfc.

Dove n tiger have negative chemistry like it just jumps right into "no boundaries can keep us apart". I get shes using him as an escape from TC/prophecy bullshit but like.... rlly? I wish it was just like expanded on. Tbh i wish every chapter had like just two extra pages to actually delve into things a bit better.

Lmaoo lionblaze cinderheart leafpool dovepaw patrol this is so fucking funny brambleclaw u get one point for this

Tigerheart break up scene count: 1

Flametail POV. Interesting but... why? Bad things r coming we know... what was his point narratively? It was cool tho. I liked seeing ShadowClan.

Every single book Dovepaw has a character die/get really hurt and is haunted by their screams. Rippletail, Longtail/Briarpaw, and later on its Antpelt... jesus christ girlie has it SO rough

The ivypaw "nernernenerner im better than you im being trained by tigerstar" to "oh fuck hes actually a bad guy i cant believe the terroristic maniac lied to me" is so rapid shes so funny/stupid

The imagery in this book is kinda crazy. Fire and ice cats and drowning in darkness visions. Very fun.

Sign of the Moon

So the med cats are divided and split up and StarClan does not trust any other Clan cat- but when in StarClan, Barkface and Flametail are hanging out? Crookedstar offers to share prey with Yellowfang? But StarClan is super fractured rn each Clan must stand alone. Okay

Antpelt nooooooooooooooo

Idk what the mountain prophecy actually means like. Firestar was always going to lead ThunderClan into battle.... what is he gonna do that's different...

Rock: i was the first Stoneteller Five chapters later Half Moon becomes the first Stoneteller. This is egregious

Swoop death. that's the fourth death Dovewing is going to be haunted by

The Forgotten Warrior

all the hints to Hollyleaf still... its a nice throughline... the yarrow and tansy and Molepaw/Cherrypaw scenes... shes my fave. sometimes the foreshadowing feels like it could be just Jayfeather coping that she's 'defo still out there' but TFW ties it up well. especially when you get surprised by Sol coming back and its like 'oh they were convinced she was defo still out there :(' and then she's actually back!!!

also the title??? is banger. the Forgotten Warrior, with Leafpool on the OG cover??? wow. espec as its constantly brought up that Leafpool was the medicine cat but no one sees her as a warrior really.... TBH all these titles are just as good as the TPB titles in terms of meaning/how good they are.

Another fox? okay.

SOL.... okay

tunnel adventures part 3.

All this like.. Bumeblstripeing is just kinda naff. Dovewing is clearly tryna force herself into liking him. But then she's also going on about how Tigerheart used her??? NGL i do really wanna see like.. why she changes her mind in AVOS

Brambleclaw lying to protect Hollyleaf is actually like. GOD that hurts. especially when you consider Bramblestar's Storm and how much he misses her. thats his favourite

the cinderheart shit is so stupid my jaw is actually on the floor. what you do mean you've been in love with a cat you shouldn't have. is cinderheart having cinderpelt's feelings for fucking firestar and that's why she doesn't want to be with lionblaze. also they have negative chemistry they literally are CONSTANTLY having issues.

oh my god i swear the 'Sol is secretly working with WindClan' was brought up chapters ago and we are only now dealing with it okay. anyway hollyleaf moment.

its kinda weird we dont get any like. scenes of the siblings just being siblings... they only discuss prophecy/plot shit and dont get to be siblings again - which i guess fits with the whole 'everything has changed' but god it'd be so god to just have them doing like. normal cat stuff - especially when so much of this series has had Jayfeather missing her and Lionblaze

i love Dustpelt and Brackenfur building shit... its so good

Dawnpelt murder accusations. okay.... i can't wait for Flametail to suddenly be argumentative again next book

the battle we've been building to all book is one chapter. cool. Sol runs off again and it's the end of the book. cool.

[tenmyoujump]

reawakening my already awake and very unfortunate interest in persona 4

[chokemeanakin]

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Be My Forever - Anakin proposes with as little words as possible

Anakin Teaches You How To Drive Hc’s- nice car go zoom 🚗💨

Anakin With a Pregnant Reader Hc’s- use protection kids

Anakin x Touch Starved Reader Hc’s - definitely not self indulgent

Touch Starved Anakin x Reader Hc’s - this was actually rlly cute

Playing with his hair imagine - i know i write about this a lot but cmon

Anakin Comforting Reader Hc’s - cue the uwu’s

Distraction - Anakin distracts reader as they study

Walking with Anakin as he does General stuff- small blurb

Domestic Anakin Hc’s - random thoughts I had of him

Giving Anakin a massage - w a tiny hint of smut

Complimenting Anakin - is never talked about enough

Anakin x curvy Reader Hc’s

Anakin x skinny Reader Hc’s

Fluff blurbs! - one, two

Stargazing with Anakin

Wearing Anakin’s Jedi Robes Hc’s

Sleepy moments with Ani Hc’s

Jealous Anakin x Reader Hc’s - mentions of smut

Anakin x Jealous Reader Hc’s - mentions of smut

Patched Up - Reader comes back from a mission all cut up, Anakin helps patch her up

Sick People Should Stay Away from Balconies - Reader is sick and asking for trouble, Anakin deals with her shit

Jelly toast - a request for a reader coming back from a mission all bruised and cut up, Anakin takes care of her

Anakin x Asthmatic Reader Hc’s - how he would act to you having asthma

Bad Dream- Reader has a nightmare during a thunderstorm and goes to Anakin for help

He Kicks Your Ass And Then Lets You Braid His Hair - see title

A Helping Hand (part 1) - Reader hurts her arm during a mission, and Anakin comes to help her (in more ways than one). Whump is in part 1, smut is in part 2 listed under Smut.

Anakin x Reader on her Period heacanons - shark week oofs

Anakin x Sick reader headcanons

Don’t Forget About Me - Reader begs Anakin not to go break up the fight between Mace Windu and Palpatine

I Gave You All - Our war-torn baby just needs a hug

Anakin x Reader w/ Mommy Issues - bro i just 

Night Bus - The Council forces you to leave Anakin

A Reason to Stay - read this at your own risk, deals with severe mental health issues. basically Anakin helps reader through a dark time.

Misunderstandings - angst ending in fluff, Anakin and reader go on a bodyguard mission together and both get jealous.

Anakin crying blurb - give sad boy a hug damnit

Anakin and Reader Take a Shower -basically what the title says. The shower gets heated in more ways than one.

What That Mouth Do Though 👄💦- he eats you out like a champ 💪🏻

Needy Anakin - (you give him a blowie)

Say My Name- jealous Anakin, choking, fucking, you know 🤷🏼‍♀️

First time - Readers first time HAVING SEX with Anakin 🥰

His First Time - The first time Anakin HAS SEX, & it’s with you :)

Welcome Home - Anakin comes home from war and reader welcomes him back with open arms... and open legs 

Save a Spaceship, Ride a Starpilot- Anakin has reader sit on his face and then she fucks him slowly ;)

Giving him a lapdance short - just a lil imagine

Jealousy (part 1) - classic under-the-table action at a high end event

Jealousy (part 2) - he gets his revenge

Master Kink Hc’s - exactly what it sounds like

A Helping Hand (part 2) - Anakin helps Reader out bc she has a broken arm :) very sweet and soft and fluffy to mend y’alls broken hearts. (part 1 is under Whump)

This is what he sounds like when he cums - grab ur headphones

This is what he sounds like in bed - grab ur headphones again lol

Anakin Eating Pussy Hc’s (part 1) - from the top make it drop thats a wap

Anakin Eating Pussy Hc’s (part 2) -  wap wap wap

General Kink blurb - credit goes to @kenobikittens​

Cruel Intentions - holiday smut, this hurt ppl’s feelings for some reason woops. anakin is mad and he’s got a dirty mouth, and also it’s Life Day.

Anakin x fem reader Pregnancy Sex Hc’s - i hate kids but this was cute

NSFW blurbs! - one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty

Sub Anakin Hc’s - good boy ;)

Deepthroating Anakin Hc’s 

Dry Humping Hc’s

A Dream Come True - Anakin helps reader masturbate and cum for the first time

Anakin & size kink hc’s

Anakin is smart - just a post talking about how intelligent our favorite Jedi is

More proof that he’s smart

Anidala Fluff - A request where Anakin and Padme do it in the fields of Naboo for the first time (no smut it’s romantic get ur head out of the gutter John B)

Love at First Sight - Anakin falls in love with you as soon as he sees you

All These Little Things - Padme x Reader / Anakin x Reader Hc’s where reader is romantically interested in Padme until she notices all of Anakin’s little things

Anakin’s hands appreciation post

Anakin’s Cheekbones Appreciation Post - he’s just got em okay

Anakin’s arms appreciation post

Aggressive Negotiations (part one) - Anakin and Reader go to a ball and it doesn’t turn out the way they expect

Aggressive Negotiations (part two) - combines the ‘he sees her dressed up for the first time’, ‘handcuffed together’, and ‘stuck in a closet’ tropes all in one mission gone wrong ;)

When he does the hand-on-cheek thing - *cries*

For people who have freckles

For people who have freckles p2 - not my work but thanks to @haydens-moles​ you guys have to suffer through this post with me

Anakin can sing

Anakin + drinking - some musings about the jedi and booze

Anakin loves rain

Anakin’s Eyelashes Appreciation Post

Random facts about his childhood

Sad Anakin fact

Anakin Reaction Pics

Random Anakin Thoughts - im so disorganized my b

What does his dick look like?

Is he brunette or blonde discourse - spoil alert: it’s neither. see next link

What color is his hair really?

It’s you- Obi Wan x Reader fic where he comes back from a mission planning to break it off with you, but then realizes he can’t let you go

You Can Rest Now - Obiwan x Reader where you take care of him after a mission that’s left him tired and sick

Obi-Wan Hc’s - random thoughts I had about him being in a relationship

What I Imagine The Star Wars Boys Wear For Underwear

What I Imagine The Star War’s Boys Dicks Are Like

Rating the Star Wars Boys Cum Faces on a Scale from 1-10

Kinky R2

The fanart that ended thousands of careers

R2D2 x C3P0 Smut 

You get Acid in your Vagina Hc’s 

Carrot Fun w Anakin - two parter, includes videos

Yoda smut snippet

He gave you a specific order

If Anakin can pull off a butt chin then so can I

How many shots it would take for me to sleep with the stars wars men (part one) (part two)

Anakin w a weave

Which Star Wars Characters Have a Foot Fetish

[parcoeurs]

Extremely fascinated by your wag AU tag 👀.

thanks bestie so am i.

okay lmao so this isn't an actual fic that'll ever be written but. i was talking to my friend about it who still hasn't finished dts season 3 unfortunately but it means that i've switched around ages and years etc. i promise this has the potential to be a fun and sexy time but there's just s o much background shit that needs to be discussed. tw for mentions of irl deaths etc:

but pierre & charles meeting when they're 5-6 (which is what i think charles actually says irl but someone said it might've been closer to when they were 10-11? regardless.) and charles' dad passes away when they're 9-10, and jules when they're 13-14 and charles quits racing then. (fyi i know that irl jules passed away first)

he thinks about quitting when his dad passes away but keeps going with help from jules. so when the accident etc happens, it's not even like an active decision he ponders. he just knows there's no way he'll race again.

and pierre's been with him throughout everything, his best friend who he can talk to when he can't bear looking at his own family. so he doesn't understand when pierre tells him he's going to keep racing. when charles had told him he was never going to get into a kart ever again, pierre had nodded, grabbed his hand and squeezed it tight. important to note that they're barely teenagers rn so yes charles feels betrayed that pierre isn't feeling the same things he is and isn't choosing the same future for himself etc.

they have a huge fight, lots of crying, lots of dramatic teenage angst. but it ultimately ends with charles shutting pierre out of his life. which is easier said than done when it's your best friend whose family is super close with yours. but it works because pierre is off racing around the world and charles has done all he can to never have to think about that stuff.

so charles goes to school, is doing uni somewhere in europe. studies something generic like business or maybe if i'm feeling suuuuper indulgent i will have him major in environmental studies like moi <3 pointedly does not come to monaco during grand prix weekend or the week before or the week after.

and then anthoine passes away too. (they're 20-21 now)

they see each other again at the funeral but don't talk, they meet up afterwards. pierre breaking down in charles' arms, clutching at his back, telling him he was right. pierre should've quit, he can't do this anymore either. they haven't said a word to each other in 7 years but charles still knows pierre, and knows that this isn't actually what pierre wants. or what he should do. (charles vaguely knows pierre's in f1 but doesn't know he's with redbull, doesn't know redbull's the top team etc)

"you can still do this, you will," charles tells him.

"not without you again."

so then comes the challenge of mending their relationship while still working through the shared trauma, and the Layers of past trauma. and also just the general awkwardness that comes with a friendship breakup/makeup situation you know! they can't just act like nothing happened but would it be easier that way?

they start texting first, then they play fifa or cod together. (sometimes pierre's british friend lewis joins too.)

slowly slowly slowly, they become friends again and then inseparable too. maybe even closer than they were before and charles only now realizes how much he missed pierre. while pierre still can't believe he has charles back now, it's as good as he let himself imagine.

the part i'm unsure about is if i would want pierre's career trajectory to be the same or not. because i think the demotion adds SUCH a painful but interesting aspect to his ~storyline. but ultimately i think maybe he just doesn't get the second seat immediately. spends more years with toro rosso/alpha tauri before getting "called up" (sorry i have no idea what the proper terminology is haha ignore the nba/nhl terms).

he invites charles to his first race in the red bull and charles says no. immediately. pierre's quiet on the other side of the phone, internally thinking he messed this up somehow. he thought things were going well and he takes this as charles doesn't want to see him. but he knows there's a lot more that's stopping charles and he also knows charles will definitely pull back if pierre asks about the other stuff. so he moves right along, asking charles about school, the weather, and tries not to let it show in his voice that he misses his best friend and needs him too.

"i'm going to try to watch," charles says, after pierre's yawned goodnight through the phone and is waiting for him to hang up. because you know pierre's not going to hang up first.

"what?"

"the race. i'm going to try. goodnight!" mentally charles slams the phone shut but really he just smashes at the red button before shoving it under his bed and looking at his hands trying to get answers for what he just did.

his only relief is that he didn't promise pierre he would watch, just that he would try. couldn't even choke out a, "good luck." (insert long paragraph about charles letting pierre down or thinking he has).

he only watches qualifying. pierre p3. already knows on saturday that there's no way he can watch the actual race.

but on sunday when he's supposed to be going over his notes for his climate change science & policy course (yes.... i did it...) he finds himself with his heart in his mouth refreshing formula1 dot com. watches the random names move up and down while keeping his eyes on 10 - gasly. (starts shaking for a second when he sees pierre's name drop until the IN PIT sign comes up across his name. fellas the thing about triggers is-- anyways.)

the scariest part is that by the time he's scrolled through all of red bull's socials to look at pictures of pierre on the podium (he finished p2 sorry i know this truly does not matter), he's forgotten about the race. the anxiety sits small in the back of his throat, his happiness for pierre is bright and loud in front of him. charles sends him a message, asking him to call whenever he can and adds a blue & red heart emoji which feels like a Big Step. but basically pierre calls and acts like nothing has happened since the last time they talked. mentions the breakfast he had in detail as if he didn’t get a podium in his first race with red bull. finally with a big team. but charles embarrassingly realizes that maybe his text didn't exactly imply in literally any way whatsoever that he knows the results of the race and was trying to congratulate pierre with this call. charles probably feels so embarrassed at this point but somehow still can't manage to say anything about the race until the next day maybe.

maybe texts pierre, good job. or, you were great. or something about him and not the race. or maybe reposts a picture from red bull but not one of pierre in his car, pointedly. only one of him on the podium. and pierre probably reposts it with the squid emoji and/or my favourite sentence in the world, merci petit calamaro.

charles cries when he reads it.

not to be lazy now but [insert 10k words of them building their friendship. meeting up in monaco with both of their families. meeting in milan or london or paris idk where pierre would live. but he flies charles out. not on a private jet because charles flat out refused lol. not because he's an environmentally conscious king he's just too, embarrassed? overwhelmed? by pierre doing Things Like That for him. even though he wants it lol. like when he graduates he's soooo annoyed that pierre couldn't come celebrate immediately because it was race week. but when he comes home his apartment is filled with flowers (roses, his favourite) and balloons and a giant teddy bear as tall as charles. and he DOES post 12 instagram stories to go with the other 30 from his other friends congratulating him. so yeah charles goes through a lot of personal growth and therapy. to the point where he's watching pierre race again, and waiting for him to invite him to a race again!!! do not even think about actual dates i'm fucking begging you but the one he goes to is monza :))))]

ultimately charles' path to understand/accepting/moving on from, his trauma, happens once he has pierre back in his life. it's also encouraged by pierre, but it's also not entirely because of him. not sure how to word that but yeah. these things are happening at the same time but charles still has to go through them by himself.

pierre takes him on romantic dates all around the world and charles doesn't realize that's what they are. fully in his bestie vibes only mood while pining for pierre in a way he doesn't even quite understand. almost a self deprecating, jeez whoever gets to date pierre is going to be so lucky :/

fanpage on ig: met pierre's alleged bf he's so pretty and sweet, i complimented his shoes and he was so nice. charles reading that: i didnt know he was dating someone :( why wouldn't he tell me :( well at least someone complimented my shoes today :(

pierre doesn't necessarily think they're dating, but he does know charles doesn't quite realize what they're doing so he's just waiting for him to come to terms with it.

not to give this au 10 different subplots but yeah that miscommunication plot becomes our prize for surviving through the first part of this.

but yeah at the last race of the year, that pierre wins because i said so? charles finds him before he goes on to the podium, kisses his helmet. says i love you, i'm so proud of you.

THEN, finally, charles does become pierre's wag. we made it kids. we did it joe.

[player2cuzyes]

a vent

yay i fucking hate this world now! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[over-under-through1]

Master post + Introduction

requests are currently open, but i can’t guarantee i’ll get to it immediately

hey, I’m gonna take a sec to introduce myself. my name’s Grace, I’ve recently (ish) started this blog to let out my hyper fixations. I post headcannons, text posts, AU’s, scenarios, fic recommendations, and more. *all characters are aged up in this AU, ranging from 16 or older depending on the post* if any of this sounds interesting to you, take a seat and enjoy. my asks are open if you’d like me to give you my take on certain headcannons or ideas. I’ll answer almost everything, but please be respectful if I’m uncomfortable with an ask. PLEASE DO NOT SPAM LIKE!! below are links to most of my long posts (the ones mentioned earlier). I love these dorks and the fandom that comes with them, so I hope you like the (somewhat chaotic and slightly incoherent) content I give out

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I didn’t add shit posts to this cause there’s over 100 but if you want to find them you can click any tag under this post, it should lead to there

all links are after the page break

color code:

Purple: anything that isn’t a specific ship or character

Green: Butch and/or Buttercup

Blue: Boomer and/or Bubbles

Red: Blossom and/or Brick

Orange: norms

Pink: non PPG related info

Black: fanfic recs

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[blackenedsnow]

AHHH I love your interpretations of postal dudes so much…please can I get all the dudes w a super feminine s/o?? :D

the dudes with a super feminine s/o ; headcanons

WARNING: None

PAIRING: Postal (1) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (2) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (3) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (4) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (BD) Dude x Feminine! Reader, Postal (Movie) Dude x Feminine! Reader

NOTE: Hello! Ahhh, thank you for sending this in and thank you for your kind words! Enjoy these headcanons, and feel free to send more requests like this anytime! <3

P1 DUDE

He’s overly protective.

Whether you’re going out for groceries or taking a walk, he’s right behind you, darting suspicious glances at anyone who looks your way.

He isn’t great with words, but he’ll leave little “gifts” for you.

A daisy he found on his way back home, a new pink lighter he thought you’d like, or a newspaper clipping about something mildly interesting.

He never admits these things are from him, but you know.

He isn’t one to buy into the romantic stuff, but there are times when he lets his guard down.

You’re one of the only people who can actually get him to chill, even if just a bit.

Sometimes, you’ll sit with him and just hold his hand until his breathing slows down.

He doesn’t say much, but you know it means the world to him.

Again, he’ll bring you wildflowers he’s found or some small trinket that reminded him of you.

He gives them to you with zero explanation and a straight face, then walks away, but you know it’s his way of showing affection.

P2 DUDE

He loves your ultra-feminine style.

Every time he sees you dressed up, he whistles, making some over-the-top compliment like,

“Wow, babe, you’re putting the whole world to shame!”

He notices the details in your outfits—the way you curl your hair, the little pins you wear, the soft colors—and he’s constantly cracking jokes about how “girly” you are in the most affectionate way possible.

Every now and then, he’ll also surprise you by bringing something totally out of character, like a plush he won at the carnival or a random cute keychain.

He has no problem stepping in if someone tries to bother you.

He’ll say something off-handedly violent, and if they’re smart, they’ll back off.

You’re his, and he’s not subtle about it.

P3 DUDE

This dude is an absolute piece of shit when it comes to your style.

Every bow, every pastel-colored accessory—you’re basically handing him ammunition.

Despite all the teasing, he’s got a thing for how you look. He actually likes it a lot, like, a lot.

He thinks it’s hilarious how you two look so mismatched—him, looking like a complete disaster, and you, perfectly put-together.

He loves how people stare when you’re out together; it makes him feel like a rebellious punk showing off his way-too-cute date.

Expect him to throw out corny, exaggerated pet names like “Princess” or “Dollface”.

One day, he shows up with a giant, horrendous hot pink stuffed bear that he won from a sketchy claw machine.

“Here. Thought you’d like this, or whatever,”

It’s hideous, but the gesture’s so weirdly endearing that you keep it on your bed.

P4 DUDE

Out of all of them, this Dude is by far the most encouraging about your style.

He’s in awe of how put-together you look every day.

He notices everything.

“You got new shoes!” he’ll exclaim, grinning from ear to ear.

He loves hyping you up and won’t stop talking about how cute you look, even when you’re in pajamas.

“Look at that bow! Isn’t that just the prettiest thing?”

He has absolutely no fashion sense, but he tries to “match” your feminine style anyway.

One day, he even showed up with a bright pink scarf he found, convinced it was the key to looking “fancy” like you.

“Look, we match now!”

He’s so proud of it that you can’t bear to tell him he looks like he raided a lost-and-found bin.

He is also the most straightforward with his feelings.

He’ll tell you he loves you at random, in the middle of doing the most mundane things, like when he’s eating cereal or filling up the gas tank.

BD DUDE

This guy is always tired, often indifferent to the world around him, but with you, he finds a rare sense of comfort.

Your bright, feminine style adds a bit of color to his world, and he loves it.

He won’t outright say it, but he relaxes whenever he’s near you.

He’s a bit of an observer.

Watching you get ready is almost hypnotic for him.

He’ll lean back, his face a mask of calm, and say something simple like, “You look nice,” but there’s a depth to it that makes you feel like a princess.

If he sees something you’d like—a new shade of lipstick, a sparkly hairpin—he’ll quietly pick it up for you, no fanfare, just a small, sweet gesture.

He doesn’t want you to feel like a burden in his world, so he tries to bring a little beauty into yours whenever he can.

MOVIE DUDE

This dude is head over heels for you.

He thinks it’s the cutest thing ever and actually compliments you on it daily.

He’ll bring home wild, unexpected gifts, like a bouquet of roses with each flower painted a different neon color.

“I got you some flowers, babe! Thought they’d, uh, match the vibe you got goin’ on.”

He’s kind of clueless about fashion, but he loves watching you dress up.

Sometimes, he’ll offer a suggestion that makes no sense, like “What if you wore a big ol’ cowboy hat?”

But it’s endearing because he’s genuinely trying to be helpful.

He’s a goofy guy, but he takes care of you in his own way.

If anyone so much as glances at you wrong, he’ll jump in with a “Hey, you got a problem with my beautiful lady?”

It usually works because people never know what to make of him.

And honestly, neither do you, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

[descendantofthesparrow]

Daughter of the honorable thief - Harry Hook x reader - part 13 - contests p2

@musicarose​

=

Erza took a deep breath, adjusting her dagger holster on her hip, checking the grips, and looking at her competition.

Which was mainly boys, except her and another teen girl, which the boys next to her were taunting her.

Erza huffed, leaning over and catching the girl's eye, gesturing for her to stand next to her. The girl blink surprised, slowly walking over to erza and looking at her confused.

“they’re gonna try to trip you up, might as well be next to someone who plays fair” erza explained, smiling as the girl's tense shoulders relaxed.

“thanks, why are you competing?” the girl asked, eying the daggers on erzas hips.

“just wanna smoke all the idiots who think they’re better cuz they boys” erza snickered, sending a sharp smirk at the thin lanky boy glaring daggers at her. He paled and looked away. Erza snorted and looked back at the girl. “you?”

“my dad was going off about how only guys could compete in the competitions because only guys are ‘skilled enough’ to even have a chance, im not here to win lady Loxley hand, i’m just proving a point”

“well,” Erza reached out her fist, grinning as the girl fist-bumped her “seems where in the same boat huh?”

“yeah heh,” the girl chuckled, pursuing her lips as she locked eyes with a leering teen boy. He glared at the two of them and tried to coolly flip the dagger in his hands. Erza snorted and in a flash took the vibranium daggers from her hips, tossing them in the air and skillfully catching them, all the while smirking at the boy.

His eyes widened as Erza did her little trick, looking away quickly. Erza and the girl laughed. “I've, I've never seen someone do that! How’d you know” Erza shrugged and said;

“my dads will scarlet” the girl's jaw dropped as Erza dropped that information.

“yo-you- holy shit that’s awesome” she whispered, bouncing in place slightly. “wait that means your Erza scarlet!!”

Erza grinned and nodded,  “yep, now I think the competitions startin don’t ya think?” noticing her father standing at the main stage.

“yeah, im robin by the way” Erza laughed and shook Robin's hand.

“pleasure ta meet ya, may the best win”

“right”

=

You cackled as erza was the prominent winner, from the bullseye to skeet targets. She had hit every single one with ease.

Even breaking another dagger from another competitor. Erza hopped onto the stage next to you, taking the time to lay across your lap.

“you did this for what” you laughed, pushing her hands away from your neck.

“But why not?” you rolled your eyes and leaned back into your chair, smirking as one of your handmaidens came walking up to the stage, smiling as she placed a plate of scotch eggs next to your chair.

“Erza, off or no-“

“SCOTCH EGGS!” Erza screeched, tumbling off your lap and diving for the plate.  You cackled as she almost spilled all the eggs on the floor, Uma walking up to the stage moments later and raising her brow confused.

“uhhhh wha’?” she muttered, flinching slightly as Erza shoved an egg in her face.

“eeeat they’re so good!” Uma wearily took the egg and gingerly took a bite, she made a face and handed it to gil, scraping her tongue with her teeth.

“nah, too much like my ma’s old ass deep-fried food, sorry” Rrza shrugged and turned to Gil, who had already inhaled the leftover egg.

“I like it!” he cheered, grinning as Rrza handed him the second plate.” thanks!”

Erza grinned back and walked back over to you and plopped back onto your lap “if you get crumbs on me I will kill you” you jested, pushing the plate of the deep-fried eggs away from your dress.

“Okay okay, dramatic ass” Erza muttered, shifting in your lap and carefully eating to keep the crumbs off of you. You wouldn’t kill her but you would maim her and she didn’t want to risk that.

“so next competition is the sword fight right?” Uma wondered aloud, turning to look at you. Oyu nodded and sipped your drink.

“yeah, in about an hour, I've already seen the competitors, they are….not my type” you chucked “so Harry it's up to you to not let me get chucked up with some chad or lance”

Harry snickered, thumb grazing across the curve of his hook “oh don’ worry lassie, i’m one of the best sword fighters on the isle, I got this in the bag~”

“Alright, I trust you” you smiled, leaning back into your chair as your handmaidens brought more food for you and your friends.

=

Harry sighed, reading down the rules of the competition.

Luckily there was a loophole for him to bring his hook in with him. He looked around, scoffing internally as almost all the other competitors were skinny lanky teen boys and two more-athletic young adults.

Harry scoffed, not one of them was holding a sword correctly, he decided to show off, unsheathing his cutlass and spinning it between his fingers, mentally cackling as one of the pimpled lanky teen's jaws dropped and started at his nonchalant skill.

Harry smirked, flipping his sword and catching it, quickly sheathing it as the trumpets sounded.

=

Harry spun out of the way of the blade, sighing as he latched his hook on the lanky teens' ankle and pulled it towards him, causing the teen to collapse and end the match as harry placed his blade inches away from his neck.

“harry hook wins!” the crowd cheered, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw (y/n)s smile become even brighter as she cheered for him, his friends sitting around her as they whooped and hollered his name.

He huffed, freezing as he felt an odd…presence, he turned, locking eyes with another teen, purple eyes.

Harry glared, he didn’t like this, whoever this was didn’t have good intentions.

Luckily for Harry, it was the last round, and it was him against the purple-eyed teen. He glanced back at (y/n) who seemed to be just as wary of the teen as he was, even Uma was eyeing him up.

With someone like Uma watching the teen that carefully, there was a low chance of him doing something.

But just to be sure, harry would be kicking his ass to make sure he didn’t have a chance to get near (y/n).

=

Harry blushed heavily as he was announced the winner and had achieved the chance to ask lady Loxley to the festival ball.

He scanned the crowd, the teen with the purple eyes had left soon after harry had defeated him. He looked over to Uma, who mouthed back; “hes gone”

Harry nodded and sighed, stepping away from the announcer and walking over to his friends, smiling shyly as (y/n) beamed and stood from her chair, meeting him halfway and hugging him tightly.

“thank you so much harry! You have no idea how much this means to me” you thanked him, not noticing the dark blush spreading across his cheeks.

“uh-uh, no problem lass” he stuttered, wrapping his arms around your waist and hugging you back. Smiling slightly as you nuzzled into his chest.

“anyway, (y/n) who ya chosin’, you, Erza or Harry?” Uma teased, raising her brows as you separated from harry and held out your hand.

“Harrison James Hook, would you do me the honor of being my date for the ball?” Harry's jaw dropped, brain freezing as he stared down at your outstretched hand.

“uh-um, I-“ Gil quickly pinched him, shocking harry out of his stupor. “yEs?!” Harry's voice cracked as he took your hand, looking down at his boots as you laughed and nodded.

“Thanks, Harry, i’m pretty sure the other two already had someone they wanted to go with” you laughed, winking at Erza, who winked back and glanced at Uma.

“wait” you turned back to Harry, whose face had returned to its normal color “I don’t have anything to wear for it?”

---end of part 13--

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what got u in2 postal in the first place?? also the shit u reblog that isnt postal related is always cool :]

Aww thank you :) I think I might have answered this awhile ago but I’ve like, known of Postal for years bc I always heard it mentioned on like ‘most controversial games ever made’ videos and similar but I just never looked into it further than that until like for some random reason I can’t remember I just decided to look the game up again and like, actually learning about p2 dude and seeing actual gameplay that isn’t just the more gruesome or whatever parts with people complaining over it, got me interested lol. I think Dudes characterization and just the early 00’s vibe is what really drew me in.

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Hosts with a s/o that's the leader of ouran's gaming club?

The gaming club is a well known club that has several students who compete in championships around the globe. they have the newest and oldest gaming systems, all in working order and they even have members who are learning to develop their own games. its quite a feat. and your chosen host feels a bit lucky that the leader happens to be their partner.

Haruhi

Shes such a neutral girl, its no shock that she doesn't really care that your hobby is gaming. she finds it cool that your the leader and your vast wealth of knowledge can rival even the greatest of gaming companies. off school campus she will support you and go to all sorts of conventions. shes a good girlfriend! you were able to get her into mind puzzle games. she really loves those. 

Tamaki

brags way to much, its embarrassing. Boy! stop it! honestly the way he talks about you and your achievements he makes it sound like you discovered the cure of all sicknesses. will buy random couple gaming shirts even if he doesn't know what it is. and you wear it with pride because, awwww he loves you! he might even ask you for popular cosplay characters for the host club. will cry over gaming dogs. takes care of them religiously 

Kyoya

at first, before you stated dating. He saw no merit in it. he would cringe at the idea of a bunch of well bred children stooping to the low level of gaming obsession. he didn't want another Renge. you were different. you and your fellow classmate held yourself up with pride and knowledge. . . and superior obsession in such a way he didn't notice until after you started dating. your knowledge of stock in the gaming industry helped him a lot by the way.

Hikaru

He was in heaven. he had to join. this is how you two met. he can only show up when he’s not with the host club but he quickly fit in. at first he was obsessed with trying to beat you but it wasn't being unbeatable that made you the head of the gaming club. it was sharing a love for amazing products. so. . . that’s how he fell in love with you and why he loves you. you guys have your own competitions at your club room BTW.

Kaoru

He loved it just as much as Hikaru but he only came to visit when he wanted to ask for advice on levels he was having a hard time with. . . which was often. . . and only when you were there. he really likes this club that you started and he loves how good you are when it comes to all aspects of gaming. you quickly learned he didn't need help with gaming he just liked playing with you. both of you like two player games that require team work, he wears a P2 shirt you got it once.

Honey

He didn't know what to think of it at first. a gaming club? ok? he cant really judge he’s part of a host club. but you both crossed paths on one of the host clubs excursions. not only did he like the cosplay character you picked for him but he also liked some of the games you let him try while he was there. he actually gets some shit from his family about dating you but he let you speak for yourself and it quickly shut them up.

Mori

Does he game? no. is everyone confused on how you two met and started dating? yes?! but he doesn't seem to care that you run the gaming club and he waits for you with honey outside your club door when all club activities end for the day. honestly if he does mention to anyone off hand that, yes, you run a the gaming club most people are shocked. he will wear any cosplay you ask him to. hes the perfect tough character. take advantage of it.