#p2 wheatley

[junuve]

cursed to like Wheatley not only for the "hehe funny British orb" part but mostly the concept of a manufactured idiot. The self-sabotage. The ostracism. The irredeemability.

Literally immune to character growth. What do you mean "fix" him? He was working as Intended. What makes him awful to be around is his entire reason for existing.

[shrimperini]

some chelley cuddles out of context ☺️😘😘

[megafreeman]

The cinematic parallels between Elon Musk buying Twitter and Wheatley taking over Aperture in Portal 2

[sysig]

Portal 2 replay review: Hrmnnngggngmngm 💕💖💝💞✨❤️💗

[lps468]

elon musk gjinka. hes still a robot just humanoid.

[shimidraco]

Ok I'm drawing my designs in sexy outfits and I suddenly got the idea to make a sticker sheet of all of them in playboy bunny costumes for funsies. Would anyone want that? I've never made stickers before but the idea makes me giggle so yknow

[waloeders]

wheatles is just soggy. wopping wet robot. not physically but emotionally he is and to me he is

[sprinklepede]

KIN ONION THING SEEMED COOL ONLY BC I COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER THE KIN LIST I MADE ALMOST A YEAR AGO

[fallet7art]

HAPPY BDAY PORTAL2 !!!

(actually it's fanart for testing maintenance, I'm at chapter 10 at the moment, It's really good fic!! portal stories mel blue sky edition indeed.)

Portal 2 is one of my fav games, I can't put into words how much this game impacted on me, my first game ever actually. It has a simple story, fine gameplay(I don't usually play puzzle games). But at the same time, it's perfect in every way. Not a subjective opinion.

Portal Stories Mel in my opinion, the best fangame for P2! Virgil is like Wheatley, but the opposite lol, I really like how Mel and Virgil interact in TM, so dream team.

[spiribia]

whenever wheatley asks you to do something in p2 you should stall because he always has like 5 million different lines that he starts bringing out after every interval pause if you dont respond to him and it starts to get funny how much it never ends. and he does this every time

[junuve]

Actually.... have I ever talked about how I think Wheatley is basically the perfect synthesis of what an average Aperture employee was?? Because he was created in Aperture, he'd likely be a reflection of their entire work culture (....moreso than the gimmicky cores we meet in portal/tie-in games). Like the scientists responsible for making him really put all their hatred of their workplace/that-annoying-coworker-they-dislike into him.

He's sooorta miserable but Fine, mostly. A tad paranoid. Kinda classist/ableist (he disparages Manual Laborers in his dialogue and like... everything he says to chell is just so Bad lmao). he's TERRIFIED of GLaDOS but still belittles her. He laughs at the turrets dying in a shredder then realizes how messed up that is and backpedals (also backpedals on his smelly humans bit, but i'll be fair and say he deserves to hate humans as much as GLaDOS does). He breaks the nanomachines' work and then has the audacity to threaten to file a lawsuit against THEM for a Hate Crime?? (which is so so funny for so many reasons but I DIGRESS) Like I don't ascribe to him being a former human employee, but also I can clearly imagine working at Aperture and talking to Wheatley by the water cooler and he's That Moderately Unpleasant Guy who is juuust adequate enough to not be fired but never Exceptional enough to promote, but most importantly, he's not clever enough to actually do anything about his shitty situation in the company. He only fucks up a little less than what is allotted. He's got charisma! Fun for a chat sometimes! But he makes ppl feel bad when they talk to him. He's not the WORST, but he for sure isn't the best. It'd be easy to convince him to commit a crime in the name of Science. (He wouldn't sell your soul for a single corn chip, he'd only sell it for a whole bag.)

Wheatley is THE Aperture employee. And this all tracks because literally what could be a worse decision than continuing to work at Aperture Science?

[shrimperini]

Hello there! Hope you're doing alright! This is not a Chelley ask btw so feel free to pass it up but I vaguely remembered something about Chell having infiltrated Aperture to figure out what happened to her father? In ur Au and ive been on a splendid mood for father-daughter relationship angst so I figured I might ask!

Yeah, one of the reasons she registers as a test subject at Aperture is to figure out the circumstances of her adoptive father’s death; she has near to no information about what really happened that day, as the accident was swept under the rug and the families of the few who died that day weren’t given detailed explanations. Chell was barely 20 when he died, his passing deeply marked her life and put her in a bad place both mentally and financially. She joins Aperture years later as some sort of last resort, the place painfully reminds her of her father and she has memories of it from her childhood ( the times she was brought there by him during events like Bring Your Daughter To Work Day ) but she needs to take that step and search for the truth, because essentially she has nothing else to lose.

And she also becomes a test subject because they are regularly paid in this AU, not the best wage if you’re one of the basic test subjects but eventually once she gets noticed by Gladys and climbs the ranks becoming Number One she gets more privileges for also being the CEO’s favorite (e.g, she moves from the standard dormitory to an elite personal chamber)

Her being one of the best performing test subjects entails that she is put through their most dangerous tests for various kinds of research for new technology, so her salary also increases. She gets a stable, well paying job but she is slowly investigating, also thanks to Wheatley, with whom she opens up with at some point, and he decides to help her finding out the truth.

That’s all I’m gonna say for now, as I’m still (slowly but surely) working on the plot for this AU and planning to maybe make comics to reveal more :)) I like this being a slice of life AU for the most part but I figured roughing out a bit of a linear story could be good to spice things up

(also most of the Chell backstory is based on an already existing theory that she joins Aperture to find her adoptive dad, and she ends up getting caught up in the events to p1 and p2. Sobs. Canon Chell most likely never discovered the truth)

[gladosisstillalesbian]

people who get really into wheatley without playing p2 and then immediately start hating him after the betrayal are so psychically powerful

[labselkie]

f/o list! i’ve been meaning to make one for a bit, nd even tho i’m rlly proud of my carrd this is easier to edit.. their tags will be in order! (bolded names r the current acc focus aka ones you’ll see the most)

mains. my top forever.

Olivia Octavius (ITSV/ATSV)

Agatha Harkness (WV/AAA)

uncomfortable w/ sharing and canon x canon on any terms for all of them

Secondaries

Melody (BTTWNS)

Briar (Pkmn Sc/Vi)

Tanin (OC)

Tertiaries

The Tracker (MH: World)

Olivia (MH: Wilds)

Vanny/Vanessa (FNAF SB/Movie)

Scientist Supreme (Marvel: Strike Force [yes the stupid mobile game])

OTHER other…

these r my guys forever. not exactly enemies because i get so giddy when i see them i giggle and kick my feet but not proper f/os because. im gay. HOWEVER i still love them and need to shake them around like ragdolls. maybe platonic is a better word

Wheatley [P2], Dr. Horrible/Billy [DHSAB], Sideshow Bob [The Simpsons], Bill Cipher [GF]

[urf4v-izin-ykw]

Wheatley from portal 2?

I remember P2, this guy is cute but also the bane of my existence...

It's gonna be an either or for him, either Wandroid or Mysterious. Because yeah, I kinda feel like he falls under both!

[cappycapital]

I had a dream that a new update to portal 2 came out in which the only change was a new menu icon, called 'Journal' In it, after every test chamber or chapter (??? either one) Chell would write down her thoughts about what was going on with the facility in her voice, I was super hyped because it was a canonical depiction of how she writes / the language she would use and thought it'd be really good for depicting her character. Most of the journal entries were her being really frustrated at wheatley / GLaDOS. In it she was also in a relationship with Mel (Not portal stories mel mel, the OG playermodel for P2 before chell was re-introduced. )