#p-14f

[thelesbianthespianposts]

Pls reblog with your state

[painfully-unoriginal]

Cold, warm

[atragicallycrispydude]

It's been a few days of Slayer.

Fuck this guy.

Genuinely.

I think it took everyone (myself included) a few days to realize the bullshit you can get away with with him but like.

Fuuuuuuuuck

Here's a character with very very little movement! But we gave him a 14f forward lunging punch that covers most of the screen and will usually trade positively. Also he can break the wall on counter-hit with said punch at a little closer than MIDSCREEN.

Oops! Did you end up in the corner because you were forced to respect the moves that WILL lead to a 200 HP punish if you get smacked with one, or you got smacked and he got full screen carry? Fuck you! You will have to fight with everything you have just to GET OUT, and if you fuck up ONCE you are going through the wall and losing 200hp. Don't try to jump either, It's Late has a hitbox that reaches into the stratosphere and leaves him about +100 on air block.

What's that? He has 50 meter? you lose. you just fucking lose. the Mappas that are supposed to end pressure? RC them. Did he hit you with a Mappa? RC that shit for a guaranteed wallbreak, and potentially a Pilebunker loop. Did you get him blocking? YELLOW ROMAN CANCEL ITS HIS TURN NOW AND HES +10. (I have general problems with YRC, but Slayer really highlights them for me) I'd be fine with the meter thing if he didn't build meter so fast, but FUCK ME it's like he has a generator hidden in his coat or something that increases the bar when you aren't looking.

Full screen whiff punish that leaves you point blank at advantage. Fuck. You. Also it has a sweet spot, which is hard to consistently route into and feels a LOT like just a random "oh shit I won the round on that wakeup super lol"

Last Horizon is kinda cool, but it exaggerates the problem of "oops I got touched oh shit I'm dead" because you can get it off of ANY FUCKING NON-P NORMAL.

Its so weird that he's like this, though. I put in like 100 hours on XRD Slayer, and Strive feels extremely similar. What HAPPENED? XRD Slayer didn't do this! He didn't shut everything down! He ran some nasty fucking mix, sure, but he had very defined weaknesses. And sure, XRD Slayer gets preposterous damage with meter on stray hits, I'm not going to argue that, but it really didn't seem to happen as much as it used to.

I think the biggest problem, really, is Pilebunker. Pilebunker was never really a combo tool in XRD, unless you had meter or got very specific hits. But now? You can confirm that shit off of anything! Like, literally almost any hit!

Masters. Fucking. Hammer. +26 on block. Safe on whiff. Hitbox like a Behemoth typhoon. Ambiguous cross-up. I don't even care that it has a long startup, GOOD LUCK ACTUALLY SMACKING SLAYER OUT OF THE AIR! HES IN THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE!

To be a little calmer, I feel Slayer's biggest problem is that he forces the opponent to take huge risks for little reward, while himself not being at a lot of risk for high reward. If he were to stay in his current state, with all the damage and everything the same, I think that every tool in his arsenal should be unsafe on block. That's probably very harsh, but something needs to be done. At the VERY LEAST make all of his moves borderline unsafe, like -4 -5 or something idfk man he's ridiculous

It sucks. I was so so excited for him, so excited to get to do cool stuff with him, and the stuff he does is cool! But he's just, so, so strong. So fucking strong. I said a few days ago that he was "lower-mid top tier," but I was just clearly not thinking straight. Slayer is potentially the strongest character in the game. Sure, whatever, he has lackluster defense, but good luck actually getting him in the corner, WHERE HE CAN STILL GET A STRAY HIT FOR AT LEAST 150DMG AND ADVANTAGE.

I don't even know how you'd fix him, honestly. Half his damage numbers or some shit idfk man

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for abandoning my people and joining the enemy?

I (16F) grew up in the military. My people were forced to live underground after losing a war a century ago. Life underground was difficult, but we made the best of it, preparing for a day when we may be able to take revenge on our enemies and reclaim our place on the surface.

Two years ago, some of our elite soldiers invaded the enemy territory and stole an important power source. It was necessary as we were beginning to run out of power sources of our own, and if we didn’t have power our homes would collapse. Two of our enemies (C, 128M and 3, 14F at the time) entered our territory to retrieve the power source. We managed to apprehend C, but 3 managed to find both him and our leader with radio assistance from two of her allies, 1 and 2 (both 17F). I witnessed the battle between 3 and our leader, during which 1 and 2 hijacked our leader’s audio system and played an… incredible song.

I cannot begin to explain how life changing this music was. It was so different from the music I had grown up with, and yet something about it seemed to pull at… well, my very soul. Suddenly everything that was once so important seemed insignificant. Revenge didn’t matter anymore. Only one thing mattered, and that was reaching the surface. I know I wasn’t the only one affected, as many of my friends began deserting one by one, never to be seen again. I tried to stay loyal for as long as I could, but eventually I couldn’t resist any longer, and I deserted my people too.

Unfortunately, I became lost on the surface, and ran into C and 3. They understandably believed me to be hostile and attacked, but something happened which I don’t quite remember and I woke up in an underground testing facility without my memories. C was there too, and we called a truce as we searched for 3 and a way back to the surface. We were also contacted by two women (P, 21F and M, 18F) who had found 3’s communicator and wanted to help us.

During our time in the facility, I slowly became friends with C, P and M. M was a deserter just like me, so she understood better than anyone. As I regained my memories, all three of them showed me more kindness than I perhaps deserve. We eventually found 3 and managed to leave the facility, and I am now living in the same city as them. They are all dear friends of mine, yet I cannot help but think of the friends I left behind. I’m sure that some of them never left the underground, and they must be suffering. But the thought of returning to my former life fills me with dread. I can’t bring myself to do it.

My friends (both my old friends who moved to the city, and my new friends) assure me that I am doing nothing wrong by choosing to stay here. But I can’t help but feel guilt for leaving my leader and my people.

[am-i-the-asshole-rotomblr]

AITA for ignoring my family and (probably) making them worry about me?

I (17m) have several cousins, s (14f), g (15nb, he/him), l (13f), and p (23f). The last time I saw any of them was maybe 7 years ago, at my mom’s funeral. (Said funeral also spiraled my dad (47m) into depression.)

Almost every day I get a text from them or their parents, especially from s. She and I were the closest, since we both lived near each other before I moved, and from the fact that we basically grew up together.

The problem is that I can’t talk to them. Any of them. My godfather (48m) and an online friend of mine (18m) have tried convincing me that I should talk to them, and I know I really should, but even opening up one of their profiles on a messaging app makes me feel like spiraling.

What if they don’t like me anymore? What if they’ve changed? What if I don’t live up to their expectations? What if they’ve replaced me with someone else, someone who’s agreeable and open and honest?

Guilt eats me up, and I just close the app. I miss them all so much, but at the same time, I’m scared. I feel like it’s better this way. That’s why I’ve done this almost every day for the last 7 years.

AITA?

(//sent from @arven-x-drayster-4ever)

[tamapalace]

Tamagotchi Featured at 2022 Ig Nobel Prize Exhibition in Osaka Japan

Established in 1991, the Ig Nobel Prize Exhibition honors achievements that to celebrate ten unusual or trivial achievements in scientific research. Organized by the scientific humor magazine, Annals of Improbable Research. It aims to honor achievements that first make people laugh, then make them think. Tickets were avaialble for purchase to the general public, and the exhibition was hosted at Shinsaibashi PARCO 14F PARCO GALLERY in Japan.

Tanigucchy attended the exhibition which ran from October 1st, 2022 through November 13th, 2022 and spotted a Tamagotchi display! The display includes a Japanese Tamagotchi history display graphic, and some noteworthy Tamagotchi models in and outside of their packaging.

These models include the Tamagotchi P1, Plus, Famitama, iDL, P’s, 4U, and the M!X! No word on why newer models weren’t featured such as the Meets and Smart.

[headride]

＊240928

＊240928　起き攻め 改めて後ろ起きが遅いキャラへ密着中下択を用意する。 起き上がりの読み負け以前に後ろ起きへ与えるリスクが低すぎる。

※241002編集

移動起きF、ザベル基準の時間差、その場起きとの時間差（ザベル基準）※ノーマル ザベル：36F /+0F /-15F(-15) ジェダ：37 F /+1F /-14F(-13) キュービー：38F /+2F /-24F(-22) アナカリス：42F /+6F /-18F(-12) サ��カッチ：43F /+7F /-23F(-16) リリモリ：43F /+7F /-19F(-12) フェリシア：49F /+13F /-25F(-12)

有利F（ノーマル） ・足払い後、小ローリング後 小ローリング：ザベルの後ろ起きに+30F程度（=中+28、大+26） 　最速だと移動起きに近づけない 　歩き波動ローリングくらいがちょうどいいかも SD→SD：ザベルの後ろ起きに+18程度 　その場起きされても確反はなさそう

・D中PESローリング後 前ジャンプ：ザベルの後ろ起きに+10F程度 　前ジャンプなのでその場起きに不利F背負っても単発くらいしか喰らわない

・ダンシング後 前ジャンプ：ザベルの後ろ起きに+15F程度 　前ジャンプなのでその場起きに不利F背負っても単発くらいしか喰らわない

・中ローリング後（リリモリ） SD→D：リリモリの後ろ起きに+10程度 SD→SD：リリモリの後ろ起きに+17程度 　リリモリはD中P小ローリングがカス当たりするので中を使う必要がある 　SDSDは結構遠いので下段は歩き下段

[solo-soy-una-persona]

Feliz 14F 💕 acá una foto con Brunito 💕 #me #sur #husky #huskylove #tolten #chile #perrito #puppy (en Toltén, Araucania, Chile) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoqcJs9MPOB9V-hPxHFrMj-p31UjEkMoxtM86g0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[itsfuckingscience]

Para dedicar este 14F https://www.instagram.com/p/CooLzTROVuk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sexshopapasionados]

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[thelesbianthespianposts]

Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator

⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415

Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!

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💪 bestofgreeks

hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it

#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war

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🪢 ilovemywife

I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece. #Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me

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🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes

why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??

🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes

I get it

#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok?? 245 notes

👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear

PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME

🗡️ agamemnon

yes?

👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear

SOMEBODY ELSE

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👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory

Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?

#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together

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🏹 paris-not-the-city

Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy

No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one

#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences

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✨ queen-clytemnestra

im going to kill my husband. with an axe

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[sadaki-ino]

「日本一の朝食第一位」の朝食と天然温泉の大浴場と天空露天風呂に大満足。 【ＨＯＴＥＬ＆ＳＰＡセンチュリーマリーナ函館】2023年1月26日(木)〜28日(土) 最強寒波到来の函館旅行⑤ センチュリーマリーナ函館さんは「日本一美味しい朝食」ランキング一位を連続で獲得したこともあり、ラビスタ函館ベイさんや函館国際ホテルさんなどと競い合っている朝食は本当に凄すぎです。 150種類ものメニューに挑戦してみました、当たり前ですが見事に完敗。 また食べ過ぎてランチが食べれ��くなるのが難点、大食いタレントのような胃袋が欲しいです。 14Fと15Fの大浴場と天空露天風呂も素晴らしく感激でした。 14Fには天然温泉の大浴場、サウナと水風呂、小さめの露天風呂、洗い場があり、15Fには天空露天風呂が。 天然温泉はほぼ海水のような「ナトリウム－塩化物強塩温泉」です。 15Fの天空露天風呂には寝湯があって寝転がりながら入る温泉ですので、お風呂に入っているというよりは寝ている感じに近いです。 吹雪いている時には身体はポカポカですが、顔は雪が積もってきて極寒の冷たさでそれが気持ちよかったりします。 他にもウェルカムドリンクはもちろんピローバーやアロマバーなどのサービスもあり、函館駅には徒歩5分、朝市にも徒歩2分、金森赤レンガ倉庫などのベイサイトにも散策しながら行ける立地でお勧めのホテルでした。 https://youtube.com/shorts/OXXMYXTufZU?feature=share #センチュリーマリーナ函館 #ＨＯＴＥＬ＆ＳＰＡセンチュリーマリーナ函館 #天空露天風呂 (HOTEL&SPA センチュリーマリーナ函館) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-uRhrPqoI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[yuutanman]

【都内屈指の景色でリーズナブルなランチ】 -- オーシャンディッシュ・クオンは地上60mからの大パノラマで東京タワーからレインボーブリッジまで一望でき、素晴らしい夜景が望めます。 優雅で大人な雰囲気のお店で特別なディナーをお過ごし頂けるほか結婚式、披露宴、二次会パーティ等のイベントごとや同窓会、歓送迎会、女子会等各種パーティ・イベントで夜景を見ながら楽しいひと時をお過ごし頂けます。 田町・芝浦・台場で夜景・貸切・二次会等のパーティを楽しむならオーシャンディッシュ・クオンまで。 -- ↑HPに記載してあった紹介です。 東京タワーからレインボーブリッジまで一望の大パノラマを見ながらランチを 堪能できるお店ってなかなか実はありません。いいお店を見つけてしまいました。 芝浦ふ頭駅が最���り駅の「オーシャンディッシュ　クオン」というオーシャンビューの フレンチに行ってきました。 お店に入ると、オーシャンビューが一面に見えてこれだけで価値がありますね。 あまりの一面に広がる景色の良さに感動すると思います。 東京湾内の海を一望できます。 コース料理を別に頼まなくても、パスタ等ランチメニューがあります。 ドリンクバーもあるのでコスパが最高ですね。 ●店名 オーシャンディッシュクオン（OceanDishQ'on） ●住所 東京都港区海岸3-26-1 バーク芝浦ビル 14F ●交通手段 ゆりかもめ芝浦ふ頭駅より徒歩5分 芝浦ふ頭駅から376m 芝浦ふ頭駅から376m ●営業時間 月～土 ランチ　11:00～14:00 ディナー　17:00～22:00 （L.O.20:30） 日曜日のみ21：30閉店 日曜営業 ●定休日 年末年始　不定休 #love #photooftheday #happy #followme #follow #food #likeforlike #foodporn #東京美食 #芝浦ディナー #芝浦おいしい店 #芝浦お酒 #芝浦フレンチ #ディナー #おいしい店 #景色がいい店 #オーシャンディッシュクオン #oceandishqon #芝浦ふ頭 (オーシャンディッシュ　Q'on) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmiHuNsvUux/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for wanting to validate my father’s research?

I (14f) recently set out on my own for the first time. I didn’t want to do so, but I was effectively forced. You see: my dad was mysteriously transformed into some kind of terrifying monster, and I was determined to find a cure. I decided I’d become a wizard every bit as powerful as he was— eventually working my way up to a spell that would fix him, and hopefully being able to help other people along the way as I honed my skills.

Initially, I was accompanied by just P and B (Both 20sf F). They had their own goals, but were okay with forming an adventuring party. And we got along pretty well. But eventually, our little team grew, and that’s where the problems arose.

E, N, RD and R (All 20s M) are the four who joined us. And initially, they seemed nice. Maybe a little slow (the first two came from some kind of hippie commune?), but generally agreeable. Our first bit of strife came when I made a realization about my dad.

…You see, I was studying from his spellbook, and as I deciphered more spells, I realized he was some kind of necromancer. This frightened me at first, but then I remembered before his transformation my father was a very, very kind man. I knew he would never use that magic for evil, and that he had to have some kind of good intent.

I decided to start studying necromancy myself— to confirm my hypothesis. But to actually perform any necromancy, I’d need a body, and so I asked R (generally one of the tougher members of the party) for some help.

He helped me dig up a grave and retrieve a body. I felt a little bad about doing it, but decided it was for a good cause. You see: I was hoping to find a way to make zombies remember who they were: reattain sentience. And so although my methods were dubious, ultimately I was trying to do something that was best for my new zombie and his family.

No-one was a fan of this decision, least of all E and N. Apparently, their hippie religion was very against this.

But I insisted it was okay. I knew what I was doing, and so we continued onward.

Occasionally, they’d make jeering remarks towards me, but I tried not to let it get to me. Despite our ideological differences, I tried my best to work well with them, and I did, for a few more adventures.

But then in the midst of another adventure, I was stolen from by kobolds. They took my zombie away from me, bringing him to their underground lair in hopes of luring me there.

Apparently, they wanted a favor from us. But the party weren’t necessarily ecstatic about it. Eventually, this boiled over into a fight. P (Not me. P.) fired the first shot.

This fight went poorly. There was a cave-in, and in that cave-in, N died. E, especially was heartbroken. I sympathized with his grief— at least… until he turned it around on me.

E accused me of having caused this. He said it was all my fault. Even though P initiated the combat, not me, he was convinced that the real reason N died was that their god was punishing the party for my ‘sins.’ Instead of looking towards who was logically responsible (P or, YOU KNOW, THE KOBOLDS), he pointed fingers at me: saying I was an evil, selfish, irrational person, and that we wouldn’t have been in the caves if not for my ‘stupid zombie.’

And even worse… half the party took his side! Both RD and P sided with him, saying this was my fault. This was especially insulting coming from P, who I feel was just trying to deflect the blame.

Soon after, the party split, but apparently they haven’t ceased holding a grudge against me. Most recently, they told local authorities about me and tried to have me apprehended (and potentially executed), not because they were worried about anyone being in danger, but solely out of SPITE.

AITA? I don’t think I am, but they were so INSISTENT, and so I’d like to get an unbiased opinion. What do you think?

[alwaysbeyondhope]

October Daye Reading Order

So…

This is what I believe the order for @seananmcguire October Daye series is, for the books and the short stories.

The only ones I’m not positive about are In Little Stars, These Antique Fables, and the Tybalt short stories.

This is mainly for my own reference, as I want to organize a year-long reread to book 17, having finished Be The Serpent yesterday (no spoilers but OMG WTF I love this series)

So here’s what I have:

1. Rosemary and Rue

1a. *Strangers in Court (attached to RaR HB)

2. A Local Habitation

3. An Artificial Night

4. Late Eclipses

4a. *Through this House (Home Improvement anthology)

5. One Salt Sea

5a. *In Sea-Salt Tears (free ebook)

6. Ashes of Honor

6a. *No Sooner Met (free ebook)

7. Chimes at Midnight

7a. *Never Shines the Sun (attached to CaM)

7b. *Full of Briars ($ ebook)

8. The Winter Long

8a. *Heaps of Pearl (free ebook)

8b. *Shore to Shore (Patreon)

8c. *Write in Water (Patreon)

8d. *Live in Brass (Patreon)

8e. *The Ambitious Ocean (Patreon)

8f. *And Thrice Again (Patreon)

9. A Red-Rose Chain

10. Once Broken Faith

10a. *Dreams and Slumbers (attached to OBF)

10b. *In Little Stars (Patreon)

11. The Brightest Fell

11a. *Of Things Unknown (attached to TBF)

11b. *These Antique Fables (Patreon)

12. Night and Silence

12a. *Suffer a Sea-Change (attached to NaS)

13. The Unkindest Tide

13a. *Hope is Swift (attached to TUT)

14. A Killing Frost

14a. *Shine in Pearl (attached to AKF)

14b. *And Deeps Below (Patreon)

14c. *Sacrifice Your Tears (Patreon)

14d. *Into the Sea (Patreon)

14e. *In Safety Rest (Patreon)

14f. *Upon Your Honor (Patreon)

14g. *With Sweet Peace (Patreon)

15. When Sorrows Come

15a. *And With Revering (attached to WSC)

16. Be The Serpent

16a. *Such Dangerous Seas (attached to BTS)

16b. *The Fixed Stars (Shattered Shields anthology)

16c. *Sun Sets Weeping (Patreon)

bold is book

* is short story

Tybalt shorts (anytime after A Local Habitation, based on SM website for Rat-Catcher description)

a. *Rat-Catcher (A Fantasy Medley 2 anthology)

b. *Forbid the Sea (free ebook)

c. *Stage of Fools (Patreon)

d. *The Voice of Lions (Patreon)

e. *The Act of Hares (Patreon)

f. *Instruments of Darkness (Patreon)

g. *With Honest Trifles (Patreon)

h. *In Deepest Consequence (Patreon)

i. *Jealous in Honor (Patreon)

j. *Quick in Quarrel (Patreon)

k. *Of Strange Oaths (Patreon)

l. *Dreams and Sighs (Patreon)

m. *Wishes and Tears (Patreon)

n. *Poor Fancy’s Followers (Patreon)

o. *Our Trial Patience (Patreon)

p. *Earth for Charity (Patreon)

q. *Mean and Mighty (Patreon)

If anyone has any differing information on the read order, please let me know!

[cutepetclub]

From @therealmrmugs: "-10C/14F and someone is perfectly comfortable 🥶🐶⁠ 👇⁠ We had a nice morning walking, people watching, and running! There were a few jumps and nips at mom’s jacket when he got overexcited but redirecting with the *touch* command combined with varying our walking speed prevented it from escalating to ripping and tearing mom’s jacket" #cutepetclub [source: https://instagr.am/p/CZe6qs8MFGN/ ]