#ozzie hooray for hell

[technicallydelightfulpenguin]

Thanks, i at least put effort in dis redesign than Vivziepoop.

What do you think?

I decided to make Ozzie a Ars Goetia demon, not Asmodeus, because he being Asmodeus disturbes me now af. I gave him a sexy outfit that made him confortable, or not.

That’s pretty cool of you made that one

[starcrossedimps]

"Hell's Worst Secret"

The more and more I think about that phrase, and the more I've rewatched the scenes, I think there's a specific distinction that's not exactly...clear? I mean, on the face of it, it seems kind of weird for it to be such a big deal for Fizzozzie to be exposed, especially if everyone knows they're already romantic.

But here's the thing: I don't think the people in hell do.

Here's my rationale:

As a baseline, I think everyone knows Fizz and Ozzie are fucking. This makes sense. They've been working together for probably a near decade, and the nature of their business--at least at Ozzie's--is very sexual. It's probably commonplace for people to just fuck for fun or for a good show. And for Ozzie to be the King of Lust? Who knows it's probably kind of expected that all his employees get at least one romp, and maybe more if they're talented (and I don't think anyone would question Fizz being talented).

And I think it's this relationship that Crim is thinking he's exploiting.

Think about it. From his perspective, everyone knows that Ozzie and Fizz are absolutely fucking. There's probably even a rumor that Fizz is the primary person Ozzie gets his fill from, if not the only one. So. What would be more valuable to the King of Lust than his little impish fuck toy (and how utterly embarrassing, for the king to be satisfied by someone of a lower station). Crim's not smart, but I also don't think he's stupid enough to try to win by cutting off the head of the Sin's actual romantic consort (which would have happened if Stolas wasn't there). The guy would have been totally incinerated (there was nothing spoken in the contract that would keep Ozzie from having him killed, as far as we know). Besides, if he kills a little imp toy, there's plenty of others--and how embarrassing would it be for a Sin to throw a tantrum over just one imp?

So here comes the second part.

Fizz and Ozzie aren't quiet about sleeping together--but NO ONE can know it's romantic.

Fizz being carried around? Fine, he's probably being taken to bed. Nuzzling? Absolutely the fuck not except in private. Making lewd jokes? Highly encouraged. Talking about how wonderful the other one is in public? Satan's tits no way.

So people know they're fucking. And that they have been for a while. And they're probably not subtle about that part at all (hello literally their whole show in Ozzie's). I mean, Fizz seems to live at Ozzie's place so there's no way the succubi don't know.

But that's the thing. The succubi have the MOST exposure to what's going on, and yet even THEY seem shocked by the whole canoodling. Which means they thought it was just sexual, too.

But let's shift to the general public: what happens when two dudes have chemistry (sexual chemistry is chemistry) and they're always standing next to each other.

People start to wonder if there's more.

That's kind of where we see the gossip magazine come in. It has two goals, if you can read that very difficult to read text. Goal 1: hint that their sexual relationship is romantic, actually (how embarrassing!). Goal 2: embarrass Ozzie by saying Fizz is trying to use him for money or power (who would let an imp manipulate them like that??). And Fizz knows the ultimate point is to shame Ozzie (because who doesn't like feeling superior to someone of higher rank by publicly mocking them) and that's why he hides it.

But just because it's hidden from Ozzie doesn't mean other people aren't seeing it and starting to think...

That's right. Hello Shippers. Hell is full of people into RPF.

Which means that when we get Ozzie's confession it just sparks all the "I told you so" the silent (and non silent) shippers have been thriving on for a near decade in hell. Their ship became canon! Nothing matters the shippers have won!! Hooray!

But here's the problem. The shippers might have expected this, but I'm pretty sure this is only common to Fizz or Ozzie fans. The show, after all, is full of people coming to see Fizz perform, or people coming to see him get dethroned.

I assume that, in general, hell doesn't give two shits about Fizz or other Sins enough to even consider if they're dating. But that changes if a Sin is into an imp.

And that's because it's weird. The highest class with the second-lowest class? That's unheard of. Ozzie doesn't even oversee imps why would he even care (compared to Bee who DOES oversee hell hounds). I think its absolutely absurd.

AND to Mammon's delight, its a hell of a fucking weakness. It's not just the fucktoy who could hurt or be taken advantage of (to an extent because ultimately he would be replaceable)--its a Sin's actual lover. That's heavier. That's more exploitable. That's a problem.

And it's probably the reason they tried to keep it hidden (however bad they were at it) for as long as they did.

Because now Fizz is gonna have even more of a target on him than ever before.

[plusultrakincore]

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ANARCHY IN THE UK ; SEX PISTOLS

HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA ; THE DEAD KENNEDYS

FUCK AUTHORITY ; PENNYWISE

HOORAY FOR ME ; PULLEY

HIGHWAY TO HELL ; AC/DC

STILL OF THE NIGHT ; WHITESNAKE

THE TROOPER ; IRON MAIDEN

CRAZY TRAIN ; OZZY OSBOURNE

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[technicallydelightfulpenguin]

I also hate Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss too, after discovering as they both are terribly poorly too.

What do you think?

I decided to make Ozzie a Ars Goetia demon, not Asmodeus, because he being Asmodeus disturbes me now af. Also i gave him a sexy outfit that is it comfortable for him, or not.

I don't like HB!Ozzie and even less how he is meant to be Asmodeus (and I HATE how Viv uses dumb nicknames for the "real" demons it makes them sound even less credible than they already are), so having him be different both in looks and in character is a good idea !