#oxfordbense

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

You need to photoshop Zoro on the titanic. Idk why I want to see that but it needs to happen

Wait a second... Zoom in and enhance....

:0 woah!!!!

[conherofrost]

Hey here’s a fun fact? Frieza had a time stopper work for him as part of the Ginyu force (I’ll tell more about them later) he was a stubby little psychic who could stop time for as long as he held his breath. He was way weaker than hit but I find it funny that his time powers are stronger.

Hmm, I've heard rumors of that Ginyu Force of his, I'm curious to know more- he doesn't seem to talk about them much.

This little psychic seemed like he would be a handful. There definitely had to be something to curb him- and definitely some deep loyalty to Frieza to not exploit it to his advantage. One would hope he'd have a small lung capacity.

I suppose time skipping and time stopping are rather similar... I can't tell the difference, that's for sure.

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I'll have to ask for Hit's thoughts on the matter when he gets home.

[fandom-trash-xl]

I have a Kuriza head canon if you want to hear me out

Kuriza will sometimes just space out, if he’s left to his own devices he’ll just stare off into space or a wall. Sometimes this last for hours on end or until he’s interrupted. Frieza has once watched Kuriza space out for 5 hours. Kuriza will also just also apologize like he didn’t spend 2 hours looking at the floor like a turned off robot.

There’s nothing wrong with him he just does this.

Thanks for sharing! Nice to see other people's interesting headcanons in my inbox. If you post any more headcanons or your blog, I'll give them a look there too.

Kuriza is very open-slate with very little existent content to base off of, but I also tend to write a more soft-spoken Kuriza, perhaps a little (unintentional at first but I lean into a bit more) neurodivergent-coded as well.

[three-golden-kings]

Have you heard of the skull Island? It’s full of tiny creatures (too you) that are very effective at hunting humans. I think you’d like that vacation spot. Do be aware it’s King Kong’s home

Ichi: “Never went there but the bird has told us about. I guess we could visit some day”

San: “What do you think will happen when Kong sees us. We’ve never met him” [He asked Ichi]

Ichi: “No idea, really. Maybe panic?” [He chuckled]

San: [He chuckled too]

[crescentmoonrider]

@oxfordbense replied to your post:

"Did you Know there is a Kumber but his name is spelled Cumber and he’s called the Evil Saiyan."

every day i learn things about dragon ball against my will.......

Yes, the saiyans are, almost always, named after Vegetables. It's so stupid. I love it. <- is refusing to do more research but is pretty sure that there's a lot of food naming in dragon ball, may be wrong to an extent otherwise

gonna make a saiyan-sona named Kumber who likes horses, summer, and setting stuff on fire

they feel weird about the human custom of Obon, for some reason

[paintpanic]

Knocking out the rest of my doodle requests in one fell swoop! Requesters' URLs under the cut.

From right to left, top to bottom, the drawings are for:

@lowrezbonuslevel

Anon

@kaissauce

Anon

@chowmoon2

@oxfordbense

@starstruck358

@hyperz0ne

[snowywolf1005]

@oxfordbense: Koby freezes around any mention of any description that matches his pirate lover from any higher up.

KOBY X PIRATE READER

Koby always keeps telling you to hurry up and run away. Because he doesn't want you to get captured by marine.

When you meet him at the marine ship. You don't care if the marine catches you. You can just fight with your shadow power.

Your bounties are $ 3,000,000,001. Luffy is very jealous of you, but you don't mind.

You always face hina, a highly marine officer. She always wanted to catch you down, even smokers and Tashigi who want to catch you down.

But you can handle this.

As for koby. He at his desk minding his own business. Koby was still searching for you everywhere.

He got a compass you gave him during that you were on the date. He keeps it safe, then someone running.

Slammed the door, and it was Helmeppo. "Helmeppo, what wrong?" Koby question, "HAVEN'T YOU HEARD WHAT HAPPENED!?" Helmeppo yelled.

Koby was confused, Helmeppo gave him the newspaper. Koby was shocked to see.

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(Y/N)(L/N) Attack hina, smokers, and tashigi.

The marine found them lying on the ground, badly hurt. It seems that (Y/N) has taken them down, smokers have a scratch behind his back, and tashigi has broken the right leg. Hina got stabbed on the back. The marine is still looking for evidence of (Y/N).

And now (Y/N) became over $3,000,000,005 berries.

And with that, koby was shocked. He can't believe what you just did. Your bounties got higher.

And for you, you saw the article. You don't know if koby still loves you or not. But who knows.

Koby wonders if you can defeat any higher up marine. I wonder what the straw hat reacts to your bounty.

"WHAT!? (Y/N) HAS MORE BOUNTY THAN ME!!!!!!" Luffy yelled, law and kidd were also surprised.

They were thinking about you joining their crew. But you don't feel like it.

HEY, GUYS!! IF YOU WANT MORE KOBY X PIRATE READER, COMMENT BELOW!!

[mythical-creatures-i-want-to-eat]

@oxfordbense thank you for the credit

I would have a member of the Hanma family (Baki or Yujiro, no one else) skinned and marinated till the meat is tender, and I will be set in protein for the next few lifetimes, I will sacrifice the back muscles though and have them preserved for display

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

Zoro in a Doug Dimmadome’s hat as in the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, that’s right.

[conherofrost]

Did you hear that Frieza has a kid. His head looks like a chestnut. His name is Kuriza

Of course, I do- I follow Frieza's blog quite closely, so I'm well aware of the little gentleman he's raising up. It'd be a pleasure to meet the little guy... but that's probably not going to happen anytime soon for multiple reasons.

[mythical-creatures-i-want-to-eat]

Credit for this post goes to @oxfordbense

King Ghidorah will be marinated in pineapple solution and grill cooked till perfection, topped with a golden leaf for the aesthetic. The three skulls with rest at the foot of my bed

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

Not a hat but I’d like to see Nami with a pompadour.

Like... Like this??

[conherofrost]

If you thought that psychic was crazy there was a snake man who claimed to be the fastest in the universe (only because he was uncontested) and he worked with a red guy who shot huge explosions from his palm, he called them crusher balls. They’re names are Jeice and Burter

...You say those like they're absolutely insane, but those actually seem relatively more real-ish than stopping time.

[michifstar2]

"He’s Lucifer and you tried to just kill him by smashing him into rocks? He smashed both your wives into the ground." coment by @oxfordbense 🤣🤭

he feels absolutely nothing im crying

[where-is-zoro-one-piece]

Not a hat but let’s see Jetstream Zoro.

I... Ok?

???

[conherofrost]

Hey Hit, have you heard about Frieza’s son?

Oh, so you're interested in asking him questions now, are you? I'll indulge you- he just made lunch so we're both in one place.

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That's good for him then. He's created an attachment, but he's also made himself someone who'd be missed if he were to... disappear.

(F: Are you suggesting you've got a contract on him?)

No. He's out of my jurisdiction and you don't have the money to pay me anyway.

I'm just saying it will teach him to be less reckless- if he's anything like you in that regard.