#owwwwwwwwww

[beeqisch]

i need. ibuprofe :(

[funnyjokespunperson]

[scarecrowdrugs]

Torched my fucking fingers on the flat iron, lads

[toadsrbutch]

I totally forgot that healing piercings sometimes act up when you’re sick… my nipple piercings are only 2 months old & I just hit one with my phone accidentally. I think I might die.

[horrormovie-addict-alt]

Soooooo......

I may have....contracted pink eye from my friend Liam today at school

BUT I DONT KNOW YET, SO IM JUST SAYING I MAY HAVE BUT LIKE MY EYES HURT FROM LACK OF SLEEP SO THAT MAY BE IT IDK

He told me at lunch when i was sitting beside him that he had pink eye over spring break and yadayada

[adelle-ein]

jew at the gynecologist call that a pap schmear

[nothing-but-glitter-and-lashes]

AMAZINGGGGG

I can't wait to see you again.

[angeltism]

my stomach

[elliotthinkssometimes]

heyyyyyyy (<- is in too much pain to get the medicine)

[redsexbyvessel]

Punched the shitout of my arm cuz i thot there wuz a bug there thats the definitioon of true unwielded man power

[catastrophic-crow]

i wish [my hip] a very [stop dislocating!!!!]

[wooahaelemons]

Conference day 1: ow my FEET holy crap there's so many people here oh my god I will never get into a graduate program ever aaaaaaa

[ersatz-anomaly]

Tfw ur dogs tail is held and wagged at such a height that he keeps accidentally whacking you in the balls as he runs past

[vampirepuppygirl]

Oh god why heartburn sucks

Soda apparently does not agree with my stomach anymore apparently

Owwwwwwwwww

I'm glad I have tums

[xdarkabyssx]

My body is a TOUTURE PRISON

[tigercomplexes]

The dreams of a lifetime

A year gone bad

Don't blame me

Please be strong

I know I'm not wrong