#owwee

[celestialdancer]

Today on killing you killing you killing you

Cramps at 5am for no reason that makes you cling to the bed so hard your nails bleed. Don't breathe in too hard now!

[herbaliciousss]

I turned my head too quick and pulled my neck someone put me down

[cicadaofthelake]

do not eat 3 and a half filets of fish.

[michadeau]

post-gingerale hangover

[originemesis]

The electric riffs might as well be lightning today with his head up in the clouds. "-and I heard, with every emphasis you put on eve-ry word. With every lesson that you taught, but never learned. With every bill you had to pay- with money I... had earned. You say you always felt the heat, but never BURNED-"

Thunder thrashed along with each chord- the kind he was counterfeit kind him capable of conjuring.

"In your nest ~ when you gather all your things to head out west. When you check if there's still something in your ...chest. 'Cause you think you really tried? You did your...'best'. To convince yourself you're good before you rest." Heh. The cumulus was cracking him up lately.

[elise-the-potato]

Pokes you with a sti kk.. :33

Owwee

[cator99]

I accidentally broke the tongue off my most beloved sculpture at some point after bumping into it while so engulfed in the process taking photos of my new piece and proceeded to spend half and hour scouring the entire area with my phone flashlight crawling on the floor eye against the wood panelling looking for the tiny little thing in hopes of gluing it back on to no avail - i spiralled into such a desolate state that I gave myself a stomach ache. It was just the most perfect tongue. How could I be so....... oughhh............ owwee

[littlebratttt]

OWWEE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺

[gogglesplatoonaskblog]

OWWEE!!!!

Heh. Deserved. Now fucking unshrink me.

[hackercult]

owwee

[danni-nip-nip-nyan]

I need to be stretched by a medieval torcher device owwee

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[yourstrulylve]

Snow on the Beach - Montague x OC

Chap. 3 [Breakfasts and costumes]

— a/n: no note in this one, enjoy! Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5

Fine - Lemon Demon 3:09 ─────⚬── 4:39 ⇆   ◃◃   ıı   ▹▹   ↻

October 28th, 2013 

I woke up at 9:00 am, looking around confused by the room I woke up in. It was huge with white plain walls, a big window with a desk in front of it. The bed was next to a wall and besides it was a bedside table with nothing on it and a pink chandelier hanging from the ceiling next to the bed. The bed was a king size canopy bed with white covers and curtains with some fairy lights hanging from them and some of the plushies I brought from back home. 

I stood up from the bed while rubbing my eyes to wake myself up. On the floor beside the bed was a very fluffy white mattress and next to it were some bunny flip flops. I put them on and roamed around the room for a while, apparently the only thing that was decorated was the bed, as the rest of the room was completely empty besides the basic furniture in it. It resulted that the room also had a huge, like I tell you, HUGE walk in closet WITH a walk in bathroom which was also HUGE, what a surprise coming from such a wealthy man. 

I got out of the bathroom and the closet and closed both doors, then proceeded to go out of my room and head downstairs. I didn't really notice before, but the building surely was huge, huge windows, long stairs and more. As I went further down the stairs I noticed a big dinner table with people in it, I rushed downstairs and hid behind the balustrade of the stairs and peeked through them. I spotted a Kitten, two girls, a big guy and a banana? I continued to stare, looking for my dad, but it was a poor attempt as it seemed he wasn't there. I continued to look around until a deep voice took me out of my trance.

⎯ “Good morning Lana, What is it you are doing honey?”  Midas spoke quite loudly, making me turn around and stand up from my barrier. I stood there, quiet, for a long while, until he spoke again, ⎯ “Wouldn’t you like some breakfast? What do you usually eat in the mornings Lannyloo?” He said, ruffling my hair and stepping out of the stairs, offering his hand for me to take, and I did. ⎯ “I like waffles.. And.. strawberries..” I spoke out as I walked towards the dining table looking at the people now in front of me. I inspected them as I walked to it. Midas moved and sat at the head of the table, I just stared at him and then, the so-called kitten, who was besides my dad stood up, revealing a huge muscular human-like body. 

⎯ “Whaaaaaaat..” I stood there astonished,  what the heck was even that? 

I made my way over to the free seat beside my dad’s which was also beside some girl with a red hat with some weird yellow wings and little eyes on it. I sat down, making sure not to stare so much at the now HUMAN-LIKE CAT BESIDES MY FATHER.  Instead, I looked at the girl besides me, she then just looked at Midas who instantly excused himself and spoke up, 

⎯ “Yeah! Sorry. Guys, This is Lana, my daughter.” He said, I just looked around the table in my chair awkwardly smiling at the others. Then, the girl besides me went spoke too, 

⎯ “OWWEE- You are so adorable! Lana is your name right? Oww, you have such pretty hair, You look nothing like that old guy over there, you’re so much cuter!! Aww look at your big doe eyes!!! My name is Skye!! Ahh look at you!! So small and cute~” she played with my curls, cupped my cheeks, looked at my arms, played even more with my curls as she squealed and jumped in her seat, she looked at me in disbelief as if Midas had never mentioned me before. Or maybe he just didn’t really do it. 

The other girl, or may I say woman besides Skye also looked at me as Skye showcased me like a trophy, I felt like a toy. Maybe Midas took notice of this because soon after he called the two girls out. 

I sat down at my chair once again with my food in front of me, I looked around just to spot Brutus staring at me, I smiled at him and he did so too without problem. 

When we all finished eating we all stood up, I went beside my dad, who was speaking with this HUMAN-LIKE CAT which also took notice of my stare and smiled at me, I just stared at him with dead eyes, and he quickly turned back to my father. I wandered around the dining room just to be greeted by the person, or may I say thing I was less excited to be greeted by, The Banana. 

⎯ “Hello little girl! I'm Peely, it's so nice to meet you.” He spoke with his hand stretched, I simply took it with my fingertips and smiled awkwardly then moved quickly besides my dad again. 

4 Years Timeskip 

October 31st, 2017 

⎯ “DAD HURRY UP!” I screamed as I got my head piece on ⎯ It was a halloween night and me and my dad were both dressing up as pirates to go out and ask for candy. I tried to convince Brutus but he abruptly said no, so I had to go with puppy eyes to my dad’s room and beg him to dress up with me. He ended up agreeing after some quick 30 minutes of staring soulessly at his eyes and crying. ⎯ It had already been 4 years since I got to the agency, and, to be honest, taking away all the missions and killing people part, this was one of the best decisions my mom had ever made. I was practically living a princess life.

I didn’t really have many friends so I instead spent time by myself writing letters to imaginary friends or sometimes famous people for fun. Sometimes I would also spend time reading a book or two, drawing, bothering my father and helping Skye with her school homework.

⎯ “Lana im already done you are the one who needs to hurry!” Said my dad as he entered my room. ⎯ “Well too bad blaming me because i'm all ready to leave, Lets goo!!” I said as I dragged him out of my room. 

We got out of the house and made our way to knock on different houses. As Midas held the big bag I ran to collect more and more candy from each house, each time filling the bag ten times more than before.

⎯ “See, I told ya’ bringing a bag would’ve been helpful” Said midas as he crouched down to my level and waited for me to pour the candy out of my pumpkin bucket and head down to the next house. ⎯ “Yeah of course, it still looks bad for me!” I answered as I stopped pouring the candy in the bag and sprinted to the next house. Instead, Midas just stood there watching me run to different houses quietly and then picking up on me later on. 

⎯ “You have grown a lot Lana, you know?” He said as we both walked back home after a long night of candy-hunting. ⎯ “I still remember when you were a little baby and was scared to talk to me or others, you always followed me around everywhere. But, you know.. You really haven’t changed.” He said.⎯ “Is it bad that im growing, dad?” I said in response, but he quickly shook his head ⎯ “No no.. not at all, it's just that you’re growing too fast, Lannyloo..” He said as he lightly laughed at that last part. ⎯ “And is it bad I haven’t changed?” I asked. ⎯ “No.. not really”.

[aaa-batteryy]

Wow love crocheting dish scrubs sure hope nothing will happen if i go a little too fast ow ow owwee

[literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli]

YESSSS

YESSSSS

YESSSSS- *cough cof*

Owwee...

The voices...

The voices are telling me to write OdyHam...

[elise-the-potato]

Bites ur kneecaps /aff

Owwee

[dog-v3ntz]

AH FUCK MY LEG IS ASLEEP

OW OW OW

WAKE UP ASSHOLE OH MY GOD OW