#ow ouch my bones

[toastercosplay]

call me jared hopworth the way my bone be turning

[queer-omens-in-the-archives]

sweet atonement

Relationship: Mello/Near Rating: Mature Chapters: 2/2 Words: 1,735

'Near.' 'Mello.' 'Which of us is going to get Kira first...?' 'The race is on...' 'Our destination is the same. I'll be waiting for you when you get there...' That's what Near is hoping for with all his strength, more fiercely than he's ever hoped for anything.

Warnings: Suicide Attempt (No Archive Warnings Apply) Tags: Multiplicity/Plurality, Near's Mello Introject, (could not put this any more succinctly), (learned recently that in one of the more recent DN adaptations Near & Mello are a system from the start, this isn't that. Here Near introjects Mello after Mello's death as a coping mechanism for the grief, is it a psychological phenomenon or is it possession by a ghost? You decide! It's left ambiguous on purpose.), Dissociation, Lucid Dreaming, Angsty Beginning with a Much Softer Ending, Post-Canon, (ignoring the one-shots though not necessarily contradicting them)

[read on AO3]

[thebisexualgopro]

I got them ✨old man knees✨

It hurts to stand up

[citrine-elephant]

next resident evil installment staring leon should make him scream in fear and terror and all those pleasant things involving pain and misery and blonde man suffering,

uwu

[crimeronan]

i woke up feeling kind of out-of-it so i went on a walk but had to cut it short cause i just felt kinda bad and then i came home and made a list of the chores i wanted to do tonight but i spent several hours sitting on the couch not being able to do anything and then i went and laid down in the dark to shake it off and felt a little better until rafi turned on the light which made it much worse which made me realize i had a migraine and two hours after that realization the knife-stabbing in my right eye is serious enough that my vision is blurry and i feel like i'm gonna puke. i hope all of my favorite characters get fiery awful stabby hellpain inescapable migraines for 10,000 years and it fucking sucks and thgey suffer horribly and want to be dead kick your bones apart and die forever

[apollos-forgotten-flower-bf]

oh hey just checking in to remind you the only time Leo got to see Jason after returning from Ogygia was when Jason was in a casket anyway byyee <3

[mosqu1tobytes]

Chat look what I can do chat ‼️💥😨

[neelacstraw]

Update, I feel extremely sick rn

[fairymint]

If one thing stays a constant....it's that taking care of small creatures and children makes a man sexy to him.

[skaruresonic]

>>scrolling through Tumblr

>>sees fanart of Shadow "being bad at technology" because he's "from the 50s"

>>keeps scrolling

>>sees fanart of Eggman hugging Sage

[stephaniedola]

bisexual boy summer lets fucking gooooo

i went to a disco club in the city last night w my friend and we danced like faggots all night god fucking bless

[knackfandomarchive]

Hot take: twenty years prior to the start of the first game, someone or multiple people found a woman deep in the bowels of the earth, who was, certainly, not doing well! Someone, or multiple people, saw a human in terrible pain, and they didn't know much about her, and they could easily have considered her an enemy and left her. But they didn't. Someone, or multiple people, took the time and effort to pick her up and take her home, possibly without any foreknowledge of her skill beyond that of a cave diver.

And they sure as shootin' weren't Gundahar!

And for twenty years, your girl has been living with goblins, and that whole situation could be any level of messed up or not. She had nice clothes, a cane, cute hair, but seemingly no friends. Or at least none that were brought up. Why not?

[industrial-meat]

Me, sitting there shaking after nearly folding in half with combo back/joint pain while getting out of bed: Mmm, I dunno, is this really bad enough to call out of work over?

Me, after reluctantly breaking out the painkillers the previous day because the pain was reaching white-hot-fire levels of intensity: I dunno, what if I'm just faking it because I just don't wanna go to work?

Me, after years of joint stiffness and pain that got cranked up to 11 after I got covid while working a very physically-intensive job, and carried on working while it ravaged my body in the worst ways and made my existence a roulette of exhaustion and random joint pain: Like, what if I'm just using it as an excuse?

...Come on ya doofus, you can hardly walk today and you weren't much better yesterday; this is what sick days are for.

[havenverse-headcanons]

NEW HAVENVERSE VIDEO I'M SCREAMING (not headcanons)

OK BUT LIKE HAVEN IS AN ACCIDENTAL PSYCHIC

I GET BACK INTO STARDEW VALLEY

I PLAN TO ROMANCE SEBASTIAN

THE NEW HAVENVERSE CHARACTER IS NAMED SEBASTION

WHAT

ALSO HAVEN'S BRITISH ACCENT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

also Holland got a connection he's not just sitting in the void (probably surrounded by a few sake bottles)

[squidpile]

The whole day my arms have been hurting as though I had done exercise the day before. In reality it is because yesterday I was ice skating and I was flailing my arms around so much trying to maintain balance that I guess it counted as exercise

[pyrotechnicdarts]

was changing and accident yanked my brand new fresh helix piercing when it got caught on my shirt collar 🙃