#oof ouch ow my bones

[industrial-meat]

Me, sitting there shaking after nearly folding in half with combo back/joint pain while getting out of bed: Mmm, I dunno, is this really bad enough to call out of work over?

Me, after reluctantly breaking out the painkillers the previous day because the pain was reaching white-hot-fire levels of intensity: I dunno, what if I'm just faking it because I just don't wanna go to work?

Me, after years of joint stiffness and pain that got cranked up to 11 after I got covid while working a very physically-intensive job, and carried on working while it ravaged my body in the worst ways and made my existence a roulette of exhaustion and random joint pain: Like, what if I'm just using it as an excuse?

...Come on ya doofus, you can hardly walk today and you weren't much better yesterday; this is what sick days are for.

[angrycripple]

fucked up that we live in a world where you can’t just cut off your hip and replace it with a robotic prosthetic

[thebisexualgopro]

I got them ✨old man knees✨

It hurts to stand up

[mosqu1tobytes]

Chat look what I can do chat ‼️💥😨

[neelacstraw]

Update, I feel extremely sick rn

[fairymint]

If one thing stays a constant....it's that taking care of small creatures and children makes a man sexy to him.

[skaruresonic]

>>scrolling through Tumblr

>>sees fanart of Shadow "being bad at technology" because he's "from the 50s"

>>keeps scrolling

>>sees fanart of Eggman hugging Sage

[stephaniedola]

bisexual boy summer lets fucking gooooo

i went to a disco club in the city last night w my friend and we danced like faggots all night god fucking bless

[knackfandomarchive]

Hot take: twenty years prior to the start of the first game, someone or multiple people found a woman deep in the bowels of the earth, who was, certainly, not doing well! Someone, or multiple people, saw a human in terrible pain, and they didn't know much about her, and they could easily have considered her an enemy and left her. But they didn't. Someone, or multiple people, took the time and effort to pick her up and take her home, possibly without any foreknowledge of her skill beyond that of a cave diver.

And they sure as shootin' weren't Gundahar!

And for twenty years, your girl has been living with goblins, and that whole situation could be any level of messed up or not. She had nice clothes, a cane, cute hair, but seemingly no friends. Or at least none that were brought up. Why not?

[havenverse-headcanons]

NEW HAVENVERSE VIDEO I'M SCREAMING (not headcanons)

OK BUT LIKE HAVEN IS AN ACCIDENTAL PSYCHIC

I GET BACK INTO STARDEW VALLEY

I PLAN TO ROMANCE SEBASTIAN

THE NEW HAVENVERSE CHARACTER IS NAMED SEBASTION

WHAT

ALSO HAVEN'S BRITISH ACCENT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

also Holland got a connection he's not just sitting in the void (probably surrounded by a few sake bottles)

[squidpile]

The whole day my arms have been hurting as though I had done exercise the day before. In reality it is because yesterday I was ice skating and I was flailing my arms around so much trying to maintain balance that I guess it counted as exercise

[industrial-meat]

oh god, the painkillers are definitely properly worn off.

I want to bite something so bad. My knees are fizzing, shoulders creak when I move (and clunk in n out if I lay on 'em), my back is threatening to go on strike. (Well, 'tis the day for it...), and I'm pretty sure some unscrupulous sod has filled my hip and elbows with grinding paste.

Long weekend full of activity and holy shit am I feeling it rn. (Workers Memorial march on Friday, family birthday on Saturday, May Day March (and the stall) on Sunday)

Good job I have a week of work ahead of me, wheeeeee

[rosieandthethorns]

ow thighs hurt when squat or use them in general

ow abs hurt when laugh

ow armpits hurt when move arms

ow why do i work out(i love it)

[officialpurple-crayonz]

my tooth hurts .. i got a root canal .. and just ..ow *cries*

[sparrowsabre7]

When I was a kid (and even now tbh) I loved characters that had shoulder cannons. That was peak weapon design to me.

What I didn't realise is that when I hit 30, I'd get shoulder cannons of my own.

What they don't tell you is that these cannons are internal and go off when you sneeze.

[sjsm751]

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